Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Watching all his bullshit pollution moral grand standing, and how less cars would change shit. North Korea seems like the area he would think of. But here's the thing,, there's barely any cars in the country, the ones that are, that aren't owned by the military, are in pyongyang. And north Korea is one of the most polluted areas in the world. China, and for an American area, Los Angeles, are nowhere near any level of pollution, that's in north Korea.
 
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(Spoilering this for TL/DR reasons)
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Imagine trying to demonstrate that you're not greedy because you gave some shit to people that was destined to go in the trash and likely ended up there anyway. I think my favorite example of his "generosity" was when he filmed himself giving some bags of perishable food to the shelter he was staying at...that he got donated to him from a food bank from people who probably actually paid for it, then immediately tried to dunk on Walter Fate saying he's generous as fuck when everyone knows he would have kept that shit himself if he had a means to store it.
You don't need to demonstrate that you're generous Lucas, you film your dumpster fire of a life on the regular for complete strangers to laugh at you and not with you. The most generous thing you could ever do is just keep filming your suffering so we can all straight up laugh in your face. That's the service you provide to others at your own expense. Nobody wants your stale popcorn and sweat stained shirts. The best thing you could ever do is suffer for us like the derelict Jesus you pretend to be.
 
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He already gets mad at the video titles, I'm sure he'll love this one.


As for Lucas and his popcorn, listen, even the most desperate bum would choose stale-ish bagged popcorn over anything Lucas was cooking. The popcorn isn't going to get them sick and will actually taste fine.
 
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"I was generous with massive bag of popcorn every time I cooked off my card". Every time, nope it was 1 time that he "supposedly" bought 9 pounds of popcorn for the other homeless at the Cannon St. shelter where the Freak ruined the toaster oven with his "cooking".

"The point was to make people happy because it brought peace to the shelter". Sure he made people happy and brought peace to the shelter that he was banned from the Cannon shelter more than once.

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ThomasAudley said:
So I was thinking about Lucas's dick...

For being such a horny cow there's a dearth of DPs floating around like with other cows. He also almost never talks about it, despite talking about his magic electric old man jizz every day. The last vid I recall was the "mega micropenis" one a year or two back. He also talks about, and gestures, fisting a lot.

It's interesting that he really fails to see his faults except for this one. His dick is so tiny, infected, and covered in flab rolls, that he can't even convince himself it's plenty good.
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It doesn't matter that his dick isn't plenty good, because he is willing to fist any prospective lady!

mothman96 said:
"I was generous with massive bag of popcorn every time I cooked off my card". Every time, nope it was 1 time that he "supposedly" bought 9 pounds of popcorn for the other homeless at the Cannon St. shelter where the Freak ruined the toaster oven with his "cooking".

"The point was to make people happy because it brought peace to the shelter". Sure he made people happy and brought peace to the shelter that he was banned from the Cannon shelter more than once.

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Popcorn Santa Wern was a short-lived but hilarious version of Wern.
Just imaging the fat pedofreak walking the streets and under-bridges of Spokane with a 9lb sack of stale popcorn made me chuckle hard and long.
 
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Club Sandwich said:
...his dirty MRSA shirts you mean.

i'm not going to expect any critical thinking, self reflection or general competence from Lucas, but trying to attract someone based on expensive imported food yet "hating greed" is an amazing irony along the lines of a firetruck that burst into flame. i'm sure he has a rationalized response to "hating greed" yet expecting to receive extensive property and money from the death of family members or "hating greed" and not volunteering for socialist/charitable activist projects like Habitat for Humanity where you can just be a ditch digger or general laborer. and that response is either calling you a bigot or a capitalist for expecting him to provide for himself (ie working, the activity the working class - ostensibly the bulk of socialist and communist movements - perform).

maybe that's why he's bloating - all the hypocrisy is being stored as fat in his bourgeois lifestyle of living off the backs of the working class's tax benefits intended for the infirm, the impoverished, or the desperate. Lucas is all three, and it's the largess of modern capitalism that has certain social safety nets and abundance of wealth generation that allow him to exist.

he is blind to this entirely and is too incompetent to realize how blind he is.
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Yeah, it goes back to his thing about how even if everyone was paid the same amount for everything, people would still do EVERY job, even the extremely difficult, time consuming, dangerous, etc. ones just because they “like them”. And yet PukeAss is a textbook example of someone who doesn’t HAVE to work, so he doesn’t.

If he was TRULY mentally and physically well enough to work but had all the resources he currently does, and was TRULY happy with his life exactly how it is, and if he TRULY was a good person, he would do volunteer work. That is what a good person who does not need to work, but is able to work and cares about others, would be. But he is none of those things.

He is only a couple of steps above a complete invalid. He lives in an assisted living home because he has proven for 20+ years that he CANNOT take care of himself. Not that he chooses not to, that he can’t. He cannot drive, it isn’t a choice, he is incapable of it. Not to mention he can’t afford a vehicle, but he is not mentally well enough to operate one, and he knows it. He drove a car through literal fire when his dad decided to give him the chance to learn.

He cannot work, not like he would even if he could because he’s a horrible person, but he can’t. He is too mentally ill, and at this point his severe mental disabilities have made him physically incapable of working too. He doesn’t even have feeling in his feet, and while he hasn’t said it, I doubt he has much if any feeling in his fingers and hands either.

But yeah, if he was a good person? He would do some kind of volunteering. ACTUAL volunteering, not stealing food from a college campus to give to a homeless shelter, not buying weed for other hobos who already are addicted to drugs, not “giving away shirts because [he] couldn’t wash them”. All of that is self serving bullshit that he did not have to put any work into. He took free food from a place he already had to be and gave it to another place that provides free food, also that he was already headed towards. He buys weed and snacks for himself and let’s other people have a little so that he can try to guilt them into handing him a woman on a silver platter, and when that doesn’t work he can at least try to get some of THEIR food and drugs next time they have some too. He gets to the point where even he can’t stand his own smell and sweat, so he throws his clothes in donation bins, where they are likely promptly removed by someone in hazmat gear to be incinerated before some poor desperate soul accidentally puts one on.

Fuck PukeAss CuckBitch Werner.
 
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Poop Chute said:
As much as I appreciate anyone talking shit about Lucas, this Baron person is absolutely impossible to watch. I don’t see the appeal.
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He’s just pure, uncut, autism with a dash of self awareness and the delusions to convince himself that one day he’ll be famous.
 
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Yeah, it goes back to his thing about how even if everyone was paid the same amount for everything, people would still do EVERY job, even the extremely difficult, time consuming, dangerous, etc. ones just because they “like them”. And yet PukeAss is a textbook example of someone who doesn’t HAVE to work, so he doesn’t.

If he was TRULY mentally and physically well enough to work but had all the resources he currently does, and was TRULY happy with his life exactly how it is, and if he TRULY was a good person, he would do volunteer work. That is what a good person who does not need to work, but is able to work and cares about others, would be. But he is none of those things.

He is only a couple of steps above a complete invalid. He lives in an assisted living home because he has proven for 20+ years that he CANNOT take care of himself. Not that he chooses not to, that he can’t. He cannot drive, it isn’t a choice, he is incapable of it. Not to mention he can’t afford a vehicle, but he is not mentally well enough to operate one, and he knows it. He drove a car through literal fire when his dad decided to give him the chance to learn.

He cannot work, not like he would even if he could because he’s a horrible person, but he can’t. He is too mentally ill, and at this point his severe mental disabilities have made him physically incapable of working too. He doesn’t even have feeling in his feet, and while he hasn’t said it, I doubt he has much if any feeling in his fingers and hands either.

But yeah, if he was a good person? He would do some kind of volunteering. ACTUAL volunteering, not stealing food from a college campus to give to a homeless shelter, not buying weed for other hobos who already are addicted to drugs, not “giving away shirts because [he] couldn’t wash them”. All of that is self serving bullshit that he did not have to put any work into. He took free food from a place he already had to be and gave it to another place that provides free food, also that he was already headed towards. He buys weed and snacks for himself and let’s other people have a little so that he can try to guilt them into handing him a woman on a silver platter, and when that doesn’t work he can at least try to get some of THEIR food and drugs next time they have some too. He gets to the point where even he can’t stand his own smell and sweat, so he throws his clothes in donation bins, where they are likely promptly removed by someone in hazmat gear to be incinerated before some poor desperate soul accidentally puts one on.

Fuck PukeAss CuckBitch Werner.
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I know I've said it before, but this is my biggest issue with him. He's proud of the fact that he doesn't work, and proud of the fact that his sole employment was a matter of hours. I don't work, I wish I could work, unfortunately I came home broken, PTSD is a bitch, and despite how hard I tried to push through and work, I couldn't maintain employment. Rated at 100 percent for PTSD. He may be a tard, but even tards can work. And like you said, shit bag doesn't even volunteer. I started working at 14. I cannot wrap my mind around someone as fucking lazy as he is. I really can't, and I've tried. I just can't understand.
 
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Poop Chute said:
As much as I appreciate anyone talking shit about Lucas, this Baron person is absolutely impossible to watch. I don’t see the appeal.
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Putting aside that the videos are just a clear attempt to get Lucas' attention, what drives me up the wall is that fucked up wig.
At least comb the cheap thing out, damn.
 
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