Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Maxxicus Callahan said:
Huh? Heeelllllllllloooo Nurse is what he's trying to say I think.
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Because those at the top in communist countries totally don't do horrifying things to women at all

Clearly lucas isn't familiar with stalins history toward women, nor what beria was famous for doing in moscow, driving around in the middle of the night picking up women to rape in his soundproof rape room and sending them off with flowers, the acceptance of which was considered consent and refusal was met with executing her and her family

and even in this lunacy he still, somehow managed to twist his insanity to include food in some way with the coke reference
 
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WonderWino said:
Perhaps he should defect to north korea. Lucas could be like that american defector that was in the crossing the line documentary and boasted about how even when north koreans were starving to death in massive numbers they still fed him and how the state would feed and take care of him until his dying day

I can see him playing that part to a T, and being used by the government to show how capitalism and the US are evil because lucas is a literal walking definition of a lazy, incompetent, insane, morbidly obese american yet he still supports their ideology.....at least until the news of his defection dies down and he quickly gets thrown into a camp and left to starve/be worked to death all while screeching about how north korea isn't truly communist for not giving him a little asian girl to fuck.....which they wouldn't, they would at best just kidnap someone from some european country like they did with the other defectors

I mean isn't north korea exactly what lucas claims to want? Being treated as a celebrity, provided with free food, medical care and housing even when everyone else around him is starving to death because he's super important and even being provided a state mandated wife?

Though somehow I doubt posting his attraction signs in pyongyang would go over nearly as well as it does in spokane
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All that happened under Kim il sung, and even then, it was a long time before they were allowed out of prison, even longer before they were allowed to interact with the public, and allowed a partner. What you're not realizing, is that those shit bags committed treason at a time period where the cold war was going on, the soviets we're still a thing, and the norks used them as a form of toyoko rose, to encourage other service members to defect. They were human forms of the peace village on the north Korean side of the DMZ. Despite them all being Joes, they still had information, and propaganda value. The freak offers nothing of any value, he is a full blown alive form of the decadent West. And everyone in the country, is forced to work regardless. Every male has to serve for ten years in the military,, health care is non existent, their version of medicine, is rubbing alcohol. That they charge the family for. They also send their guys home once their bodies give out, because all they do, to get better. If they die, you don't get sent back home. They send a piece of paper saying they served. They also don't just do their time in the military, they also get farmed out as laborers. They also have to do things like eat grass to live. Then senior military leaders will send their guys out to steal from farmers, to give the senior guys food. And if they get caught, they run a very high chance of execution, despite the fact that they were ordered to. If he some how got into the country, they'd throw his ass right back out. Sorry, the place my family was stationed in Japan twice, was just there for north Korea, and my last unit had north Korea in our ao, so it's been something I constantly read up on.
 
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TurdFondler said:
An underage girl with no job and a poor upbringing would be exactly the type to date a 20-something with a flat bill hat, car, and credit card...🤔
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What a shame Lucas can't pass for a 20 something, even with a flat bill hat, is scared of driving, and the best he can do is a prepaid debit card.
 
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Wouldn't someone who is a 'mom' already have proven her fertility and thus lack the risk of some random 19 year old who might not know she's infertile?

I'm sure Lucas ascribes to some incel\NG theory of women being "used up" when they've had a kid, though. No mom allowed but everyone needs to fuck a fat crazy guy who can't even manage to house himself.
 
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Is Lucas becoming exponentially dumber lately?

Ever since that “parkour farmer collecting fruit on a skateboard“ game where the different sized triangles were only there to “confuse the mind” he posted a couple days ago, his thought process and logic has been seriously warped. These latest memes are way out there.

It’s like he is assumes the audience is in his disordered, broken thought process with him. That they totally get where he is coming from.

Frankly, I am starting to question my own sanity that I am familiar enough with his brand of mental illness that I can sort of decipher them.
 
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Apteryx Owenii said:
Wouldn't someone who is a 'mom' already have proven her fertility and thus lack the risk of some random 19 year old who might not know she's infertile?

I'm sure Lucas ascribes to some incel\NG theory of women being "used up" when they've had a kid, though. No mom allowed but everyone needs to fuck a fat crazy guy who can't even manage to house himself.
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I think he doesn't want to be a step parent, because he wouldn't have been in the kids entire life, and will know that Lucas is a danger and won't allow themselves to be left alone with him. It would be easier for him to groom and molest a child who had known nobody but Lucas.
 
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Well Lucas that is horrifying hope the drugs aren’t wearing off too hard at Mallon Place
 
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Fucking lol

Lucas, the self proclaimed antifa supporter and lover literally put antifa as chaotic evil, while putting the nazi's a few tiers higher at lawful evil, which implies they are higher up on the scale of 'good' than the organization he claims to support. The utter stupidity he shows there is mind boggling. He's essentially calling the group he himself supports the worst of the worst and far worse than the nazis

and of course, the self professed game designer doesn't understand how the d&d alignment system works

That said, lucas is so far back in the times I wouldn't be surprised to see him try to use 'wanna make it a blockbuster night baby zoom?' as a pickup line to a 15 year old
 
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His schizophrenia is getting worse. Before mallon he would at least keep on topic, he'd repeat the same arguments ad nauseam but it would be coherent. Now he's devolving into actual gibberish word salad. It feels like he didn't used to end videos with just "fuck you!" as much either. He's literally just saying sex words now.
 
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Maxxicus Callahan said:
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"I bet they fuck and eat and poop and pee" - It's so nice when he puts his fetishes on full public display.

This is one time where his vaguely disgusted facial expression actually pairs up with the words he typed.

Also, why is he referencing a Pauly Shore movie?
 
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