Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[wenttobermuda]

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We'll know if he's watched it later if he changes the name of his stupid Restaurant Tycoon game (or just drops the idea altogether) as I made sure to mention that it already exists and was released in 2018.

Edit: The thumbnail is of that moment when he's telling the daycare worker that he's on the phoooooone and can they change his sheets later.

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Oh my. What a big boy. Lucas has a payee and a lady to make his bed for him. He may be able to cobble a replacement mommy together from the various tard-wrangling professionals in his life. That's his lifestyle.

Lucas's attempts to monetize his humiliation are off to a good start. Some folks don't mind paying for entertainment, and some folks find the rage and despair of retards entertaining. The example of Perry Caravello is instructive. But Lucas doesn't have the guts to take advantage of this market. He doesn't want to engage the way his audience wants to engage. Folks want to call him fat faggot, creep, bumcel, tell him "it's not in the cards," laugh at his comically small penis, and watch him rage and weep. But Lucas wants to be admired, and can't handle being mocked or told he's wrong. Lucas's streams will likely go nowhere unless he learns to grin and bear it.

 

[TurdFondler]

So the game has 2 to 3 players but only two sets of the English alphabet with no thought given to how frequently certain letters are used.

You'd end up with anyone sane rage quitting around round 3, "I'm preparing a plate of tndl with a side of qqv".

 

[WonderWino]

Oh my. What a big boy. Lucas has a payee and a lady to make his bed for him. He may be able to cobble a replacement mommy together from the various tard-wrangling professionals in his life. That's his lifestyle.

Lucas's attempts to monetize his humiliation are off to a good start. Some folks don't mind paying for entertainment, and some folks find the rage and despair of retards entertaining. The example of Perry Caravello is instructive. But Lucas doesn't have the guts to take advantage of this market. He doesn't want to engage the way his audience wants to engage. Folks want to call him fat faggot, creep, bumcel, tell him "it's not in the cards," laugh at his comically small penis, and watch him rage and weep. But Lucas wants to be admired, and can't handle being mocked or told he's wrong. Lucas's streams will likely go nowhere unless he learns to grin and bear it.

Lucas is starting to make me think the ferengi are on to something with that 'dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack' stuff. The longer he goes on the more he proves that particular point

 

[moseph.jartelli]

Sorry, I don' speak hobbit. What does this mean?

dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack'

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Sorry, I don' speak hobbit. What does this mean?

I was curious myself so I looked it up

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

He's live again.

 

[WonderWino]

He's live again.

So thats what lucas considers music and 'listens to it for 3 days straight'

If he can listen to that shit for 3 days straight no wonder nobody wants anything to do with him. That would drive a normal person stark raving mad by then. Its also odd that he can listen to that but has issues with a tv being too loud. Can't be louder than the stuff hes playing in the livechat, so i'm thinking its more about the fact that the tv fucks with his mental illness with the voices and such and makes him go squirrely than having anything to do with complaining because its too loud. Would also explain why he doesn't watch it in motels even when he has literally nothing else to do

Also fucking lol at his 'this is the kind of stuff they listen to at college' statement. Hello, how do you do fellow kids

 

[Wernology]

This 2020 inspection report from Mallon Place is something else.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

So thats what lucas considers music and 'listens to it for 3 days straight'

If he can listen to that shit for 3 days straight no wonder nobody wants anything to do with him. That would drive a normal person stark raving mad by then. Its also odd that he can listen to that but has issues with a tv being too loud. Can't be louder than the stuff hes playing in the livechat, so i'm thinking its more about the fact that the tv fucks with his mental illness with the voices and such and makes him go squirrely than having anything to do with complaining because its too loud. Would also explain why he doesn't watch it in motels even when he has literally nothing else to do

Also fucking lol at his 'this is the kind of stuff they listen to at college' statement. Hello, how do you do fellow kids

I really wish I could watch this in full right now but I'd be laughing too hard on my job and probably unable to speak to anyone on the phone without getting distracted. The part where he claims he has no need for a resume since he is looking for an entry level receptionist job is hilarious to me though. Its entry level so no need for a resume right, oh Lucas the employer will want to know what you have been doing for all these years in between.

 

[TurdFondler]

This 2020 inspection report from Mallon Place is something else.

That's a good find. We suspected Mallon didn't give a shit but now we know for sure. They probably don't care the ragman sleeps rough sometimes.

Unpermitted renovations, staff missing background checks, not enough supervision, unsecured oxygen tanks and residents not getting their meds.

 

[Svetlana Helsinki]

I really wish I could watch this in full right now but I'd be laughing too hard on my job and probably unable to speak to anyone on the phone without getting distracted. The part where he claims he has no need for a resume since he is looking for an entry level receptionist job is hilarious to me though. Its entry level so no need for a resume right, oh Lucas the employer will want to know what you have been doing for all these years in between.

What Lucas doesn’t get is that 20 odd years without a job or volunteer work or a real amount of school is enough for him to have served a murder sentence. Any interview he goes to, his name is gonna get googled immediately, and then the Starbucks incident will pop up, and then probably his YouTube, and who knows what else, and then, probably us. At that point, the whole office will probably be laughing, popcorn in hand, but in chills and spraying down the chair he sat in.

I see supervised janitorial work at a morgue at a midnight shift if anything, big boy.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

What Lucas doesn’t get is that 20 odd years without a job or volunteer work or a real amount of school is enough for him to have served a murder sentence. Any interview he goes to, his name is gonna get googled immediately, and then the Starbucks incident will pop up, and then probably his YouTube, and who knows what else, and then, probably us. At that point, the whole office will probably be laughing, popcorn in hand, but in chills and spraying down the chair he sat in.

I see supervised janitorial work at a morgue at a midnight shift if anything, big boy.

He couldn't even do an anonymous work from home job with his reputation. I'd love it if he tried some gig work, he just needs a bike and he can do door dash or uber eats, since he keeps talking about getting in shape.

edit: Scratch that I am optimistic he needs his ID for that and he would definitely fail the background check

 

[Twrx]

What Lucas doesn’t get is that 20 odd years without a job or volunteer work or a real amount of school is enough for him to have served a murder sentence. Any interview he goes to, his name is gonna get googled immediately, and then the Starbucks incident will pop up, and then probably his YouTube, and who knows what else, and then, probably us. At that point, the whole office will probably be laughing, popcorn in hand, but in chills and spraying down the chair he sat in.

I see supervised janitorial work at a morgue at a midnight shift if anything, big boy.

Not even a chance of that. Supervised or not, he'd become a necrophiliac. Hell, I got head hunted to a dod job, by two guys I personally reported to while in, and even then it was a bitch and a half listing all the shit I did while in on my resume, and having to explain gaps like training.

 

[mothman96]

The Freak keeps trying to hide he is living in an assisted living facility/nursing home. In his latest stream at approx the 20:45 mark in reply to someone the Freak said:

It's a boarding house. It's a boarding house bitch

Lucas, stop lying. This state document verifies what we've been saying here. You live in an assisted living facility/nursing home where a med tech gives you your meds.

 

[WonderWino]

This 2020 inspection report from Mallon Place is something else.

'The department completed a follow up inspection for the deficiencies in the report dated jan 2 2020 and found no deficiencies'

.....and on the very next page lists a bunch of negligence they found in the care provided to residents and a statement, in writing, stating that they were not in compliance with applicable licensing laws

How the fuck is that not a 'deficiency?' What is it with places like this that pull that kind of bs and don't do what they're supposed to? You'd be very concerned about some of the things i've seen in the places i've been sent as a guard for residents. Violence, assaults, letting them harass other residents, constant theft from rooms, pulling them out of bed when sedated and half out of it in the middle of the night, giving them hot coffee to walk around with when they have a history of throwing drinks on people, grabbing walkers, trying to throw people out of wheelchairs, leaving metal tacks in the walls and on the floor where I stopped dementia patients from stepping on them. Those are just off the top of my head

So i'm going to give everyone some advice here and say this from experience - if you have anyone in your family that might eventually end up in one of these places out of necessity, or know someone who does, do your research and see what the conditions are like there for yourself before putting someone in one of those nursing homes. All kinds of horrifying shit goes on in them. Hell the very place I described had multiple assaults and at least two incidents of rape between residents a few years ago that are a matter of public record

Not even a chance of that. Supervised or not, he'd become a necrophiliac.

.....I just had a horrifying mental image of lucas going full tom petty and stealing a zoomer bae corpse to bring it back to his bridge hideout and play meeple toss with

 

[Wernology]

Tubby is live again.

 

[mothman96]

'The department completed a follow up inspection for the deficiencies in the report dated jan 2 2020 and found no deficiencies'

.....and on the very next page lists a bunch of negligence they found in the care provided to residents and a statement, in writing, stating that they were not in compliance with applicable licensing laws

How the fuck is that not a 'deficiency?' What is it with places like this that pull that kind of bs and don't do what they're supposed to? You'd be very concerned about some of the things i've seen in the places i've been sent as a guard for residents. Violence, assaults, letting them harass other residents, constant theft from rooms, pulling them out of bed when sedated and half out of it in the middle of the night, giving them hot coffee to walk around with when they have a history of throwing drinks on people, grabbing walkers, trying to throw people out of wheelchairs, leaving metal tacks in the walls and on the floor where I stopped dementia patients from stepping on them. Those are just off the top of my head

So i'm going to give everyone some advice here and say this from experience - if you have anyone in your family that might eventually end up in one of these places out of necessity, or know someone who does, do your research and see what the conditions are like there for yourself before putting someone in one of those nursing homes. All kinds of horrifying shit goes on in them. Hell the very place I described had multiple assaults and at least two incidents of rape between residents a few years ago that are a matter of public record


.....I just had a horrifying mental image of lucas going full tom petty and stealing a zoomer bae corpse to bring it back to his bridge hideout and play meeple toss with

The follow up inspection came after the initial inspections where the negligence were found. The state had done unannounced inspections of Mallon Place and found the deficiencies. The state writes up the facility noting what needs to be corrected. The state returns at a later date to check if the deficiencies have been corrected. The state did go back to Mallon Place and found the facility was then in compliance.

 

[Fatal Walter]

He's getting so out of breath just lying on the bed eating cookie dough. I can't take it.

 

[mothman96]

So is he doing the streams in hope of getting monetized?

 

[wenttobermuda]

So is he doing the streams in hope of getting monetized?

He's an attention starved fat faggot desperate to connect with teen girls. He'd do this shit for free. But he's trying to monetize for sure.