Guys... Idk if this is a powerlevel and I'm sorry if it is, but I had a dream that I, a 20 something, athletic but not buff, 5'8" woman beat up the Wern. It was a wonderful dream, and I think I could prob beat his ass in real life. In the dream I was grossed out about even touching him but he was so SOFT.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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He has no visible muscle tone at all. Or none that I care to see.
The Freak must have read here he didn't do himself any favors outing his feet are being taken out by his diabetes. It's not going to sit well with the hot Gen Z baes. Now he's trying to do damage control and saying it's because he's "walking so much".
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Goering reminds me of Oscar Wilde: a dandy whose considerable talents were dwarfed by his appetites.
For the moment, set aside Goering's many contributions to the extinction of European jewry, and consider the man behind the genocide. Goering had the guts to be an ace pilot, a keen mind, and extra confidence where most folks store their conscience. He cut quite the dashing figure in his youth but aged prematurely and calamitously. Der dicke Hermann was a flamboyant buffoon who wore bedazzled uniforms, ate himself fat, and collected garish art and exotic animals. He was captured toting a suitcase of morphine, and shocked his captors with the scope of his habit. And yet, as his horrific resume demonstrates, he was a man to be taken seriously (c.f Lucas Colby Werner).
Goering had a quality that I'm not sure what to call, that I recognize in addicts and coomers. It goes beyond gluttony. It's something like a toxic lust for life, an appetite that is never satisfied, a wasting sickness. A need for more. Just more. Whatever it is, there is not enough of it. Whatever you're doing, you need to do it again. You need more of it, get more. The more is the point, not the thing itself. More (food). More (sex). More (drugs). More stimulation. More life. Goering was a dude that could not eat enough, decorate his faggot uniforms enough, steal enough art, slam enough morphine, boast enough, or kill enough Jews. Dude devoured the world around him.
Lucas has this quality, though he lacks Goering's competence and is not a man to be taken seriously. Or even a man, actually. Lucas is a slave to his appetites, a glutton who is obsessed with desires that he cannot satisfy, a mook always in search of more.
Goering had a quality that I'm not sure what to call, that I recognize in addicts and coomers. It goes beyond gluttony. It's something like a toxic lust for life, an appetite that is never satisfied, a wasting sickness. A need for more. Just more. Whatever it is, there is not enough of it. Whatever you're doing, you need to do it again. You need more of it, get more. The more is the point, not the thing itself. More (food). More (sex). More (drugs). More stimulation. More life. Goering was a dude that could not eat enough, decorate his faggot uniforms enough, steal enough art, slam enough morphine, boast enough, or kill enough Jews. Dude devoured the world around him.
Lucas has this quality, though he lacks Goering's competence and is not a man to be taken seriously. Or even a man, actually. Lucas is a slave to his appetites, a glutton who is obsessed with desires that he cannot satisfy, a mook always in search of more.
This isn't Lucas work, right? It can't be. This is satire, right(?), the work of some unimaginative ween. Surely Lucas wouldn't offer evidence of his inability to care for himself as proof that he can, in fact, care for himself. If you live in an assisted living facility, and receive EBT benefits, this is prima facie evidence that you cannot care for yourself. Perhaps he's grown self-aware and is making a joke. But no, Lucas didn't come up with that.
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You guys remember how when Dan Campbell talked shit right to his face and instead of actually doing anything about it he had a mental breakdown, sat down on the curb and started rocking back and forth wailing like a harpooned walrus? I remember.
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Like beating up rotting lettuce wrapped in clingfoil and expired mayo I imagine.
Well this is rich coming from the Wern with the DV charge.
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It's amazing to see that Lucas is trying to show off 4 miles of walking put him in a hospital. It's like anything else he just doesn't get a concept of normal or reality. He thinks his life is good aside being single. He really feels it's plenty good and he's ok.
Mild PL I took train to work and it was so lovely today I did over 4 miles walking in fucking loafers aside my work out. Im active and fit but this is not magic or anything different from what any able bodied 20-60 year old of either gender could do.
I'm sure mallon place only cares about locking his tard bucks but I guess I gave too much credit about his diet and weight related issues.
I can at least understand the rich who are disconnected like political pundits, actors etc who are so for the people yada yada. Lucas on the other hand would be down graded as he has open contempt for the working man as even the poorest employee is above Lucas in social and fiscal standings. Sure it might be trying to sound nice, honest support or something else but if say wages go up avg 8 dollars an hour no inflation assumptions, brad Pitt won't have a life change, the guy who cuts his hair won't. Now the kid flipping burgers will.
Lucas ... Would hate to see kids doing basic work that Lucas can't live better. A 16 year old able to buy a decent car, nice new flat bills and save money ? He'd seethe. If the average person life got better be it from socializing programs or free market his life would be worse.
His only hope is rich people donate to charity more or since SS increase was just a dash of extra cash and his housing is gonna take bulk anyways.
Mild PL I took train to work and it was so lovely today I did over 4 miles walking in fucking loafers aside my work out. Im active and fit but this is not magic or anything different from what any able bodied 20-60 year old of either gender could do.
I'm sure mallon place only cares about locking his tard bucks but I guess I gave too much credit about his diet and weight related issues.
I can at least understand the rich who are disconnected like political pundits, actors etc who are so for the people yada yada. Lucas on the other hand would be down graded as he has open contempt for the working man as even the poorest employee is above Lucas in social and fiscal standings. Sure it might be trying to sound nice, honest support or something else but if say wages go up avg 8 dollars an hour no inflation assumptions, brad Pitt won't have a life change, the guy who cuts his hair won't. Now the kid flipping burgers will.
Lucas ... Would hate to see kids doing basic work that Lucas can't live better. A 16 year old able to buy a decent car, nice new flat bills and save money ? He'd seethe. If the average person life got better be it from socializing programs or free market his life would be worse.
His only hope is rich people donate to charity more or since SS increase was just a dash of extra cash and his housing is gonna take bulk anyways.
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The more he says shit like that the more he comes off as a predator. He is doing exactly what violent predators do - act like they're up in arms against the very thing they're guilty of themselves. No wonder he calls himself a feminist
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Yeah but the socks are only clean because he got them new at the medical appointment after they hosed out his foot wounds with iodine or something similar.
I know it's not news but someone needing that level of treatment at his age due to diabetic sores is very likely to end up with amputations... and not in the far future.
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Stump legged wheelchair wern would be quite the saga. Its bound to happen eventually. He would absolutely try to guilt women into feeling sorry for him, claiming it happened because some haters made him homeless and caused cold damage to the point they had to be amputated or some such bs. and if anybody criticized him he'd screech how its discrimination cause he's in a wheelchair. Likely try to pull that angle if he ever pulls another starbucks incident. Along with the inevitably 'this would never have happened to me under communism! communism would have meant better healthcare for me!' memes
I can just imagine mid 40s amputee hobo in a wheelchair lucas reeing on the internet about how his super long telomere sperm will make him a perfect father. While looking half dead from obesity and serious health problems. The lack of self awareness will be hilarious to us and infuriating to him beyond words
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The ulcers are what finally got me to make an account here. Diabetic foot is no joke. 5 year mortality is ~46%, 10 year mortality is ~70%. He is literally eating himself to death, and that’s gonna impede his love quest way more than any cockblocking, baseball hat-wearing Republican.
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Can you imagine Amputee Lucas rolling his wheelchair into a strip club? Ugh, the girls would be all over him at first, until the stench drove them away.
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I’m betting that when Lucas finally loses a foot (or two) the first woman he tries to guilt is his mom. There is no way Lucas doesn’t try to use an amputation to guilt trip his way into living with family again.
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I'm glad to hear I'm not the only one who has had the Wern haunt their dreams. I had a dream that I was trying to keep him off my property because he was too gross and would stink up the place. He was here because he was trying to beg for food and money. This is when you know you need to take a break from watching videos and reading this shit.
I feel so bad for any medical staff that need to treat him. He probably doesn't bother to shower before his appointments.
He's going to lose a foot or two eventually. The dumb motherfucker doesn't take care of himself. He's going to gain another 100lbs, lose his feet, and be rolling around in his extra-wide wheelchair. It will be everyone's fault but his own.
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I feel better too, I've had dreams about Russell Greer slurping around while I'm at work.
WonderWino
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Could be worse, it could have been a dream about being trapped as an npc in baldurs gate 3 and chased by a drooling mind flayer version of greer
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I don't know what that is, but I will take your word for it. It doesn't SOUND pleasant.
Svetlana Helsinki
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The scary thing is, you don’t just lose the foot. They have to be able to be to fit you for a prosthesis, so they cut you to the knee. So when that sore finally gets too scary looking, he might lose a few toes first, or the whole thing, knee down might go if it threatens the leg or body. If he has another sore on the other foot with the same situation, then of course, same thing, double amputation.
WonderWino
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Just picture a drooling greer version of this
Knowing lucas he'd be too lazy and fat for any prosthesis to support his size so they'd put him in a wheelchair, and lucas being lucas, he'd end up trading it to some hobo for a pot of pasta and fried chicken. Leading to him dragging himself down the street on stumps or making some kind of homemade one out of a half rotted pallet and some kids training wheels he found laying outside some dumpster, like some legless hobo in indiaSvetlana Helsinki said: