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Gangster rap and squeeze cheese, just another nut hut Friday
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Lol Lucas you're fortunate you're still alive and haven't been beaten to death or knifed in the back while screaming about niggers
Maxxicus Callahan
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Hoarding PlayStation 5s because of the chip shortage no doubt. Don’t you know them Gen Z bitches are desperate for Playstations
He looks like he’s going to make one last meme before he keels over and starts frothing at the mouth
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Zoomer Bae
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He looks like he’s on the verge of slipping into a diabetic coma.
Maxxicus Callahan
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That’s more accurate.
another idiot
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He did talk a few times about fucking her on the bathroom floor, so maybe he can have guests in the building but can't bring them to his room.
If only it came true.
Maxxicus Callahan
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This one makes it so obvious when he uses facetune to slim his face down in almost every other IG picture.
Also, there's, like, an entire subsection of people who have houses, tits and dicks.
Technically Lucas has a house (or housing at least), tits in the form of moobs, and what technically counts as a dick...
WonderWino
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I wonder how long it'll be before he literally tries to snort that cheese
That pics make him legit look like a hobo laying in an alley half dead, or wacked out of his mind on heroin. Thats an all around weird pic. That he thought it was a good idea to post a pic of himself looking like that shows how mental he is
See, thats what I don't get. Residents of nursing homes are absolutely allowed to have guests and are allowed to have private meetings in their rooms or somewhere on site, or even outside depending on the location. Family members, friends, etc... visit residents all the time. That makes me wonder if its not a 'residents aren't allowed guests here' situation as lucas implies, but more of a 'lucas is not allowed to have guests here' because they have been made aware of his inclination toward trying to get little girls to come over and they don't want any part of that for obvious reasons, and he is either lying outright about it or they know he's stupid enough to believe that such a policy exists and isn't just applicable to himanother idiot said:
Also, the resemblance to skadge from swtor is eerie. Same jowls, lips and expression
Makes him technically male but he is far, far from being a man.
Maxxicus Callahan
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What’s up with these Werenological Constructs? They’re no different from any of his other retarded philosophy/poetry posts.
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Just another way to stroke his ego and suggest that he's something more intellectual than an insane homeless man.
Maxxicus Callahan
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I guess getting that ID didn't solve all of his problems after all.
Wasn't that the only thing holding him back according to him?
Svetlana Helsinki
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The least attractive thing a guy could do is whine about his “fate” or “fortune.” If you don’t like something, change it now while you still have a chance, or take the steps necessary if you need the additional help. No one here is going to bag on someone well intentioned and trying their hardest. But you’re not well intentioned and you’re not trying, so people see right through it, and it’s doubly disturbing because you want to touch little girls and use taxpayers‘ money for it.
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There's no point in mincing words, he really does expect girls to come to him, or be delivered to him. Whether it's his terminal laziness, or his terminal shyness, he can't summon up the sack to interact with these women that he spends 24 hours a day 365 days a year thinking about...
So pathetic.
Fatal Walter
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I think that face was him literally shitting out the pieces for his Squonk game. It has been a while since he took any pictures or videos from the toilet.
Also, I notice going through his college arc that Lucas used to talk about fate constantly but he pretty much shut up about it as soon as he found my videos. I guess that's pretty funny too.
Also, I notice going through his college arc that Lucas used to talk about fate constantly but he pretty much shut up about it as soon as he found my videos. I guess that's pretty funny too.
Did he actually get the ID? I must have missed where it actually got to him. In that case, he should be IN the bars on lower Post Street until closing time trying to talk to women. I wonder what stupid ass excuse for not doing so he’s going to give us this time.