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Eh, idk. He would have mentioned that. Anytime someone has done that he rambles about it for most of the “call out video.”
He mentioned them getting “flagged posts,” so it has to be someone on YouTube or something.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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He mentioned them getting “flagged posts,” so it has to be someone on YouTube or something.
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Bingo. He talked about insulting someone's cats for like three weeks straight.
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If he's legit taking payment to call outs. I know he's a narc and wouldn't roast himself, but I wonder would her throw AOC under the bus? Pointing out she's a stupid spic whore? Or would he tone it down even though he's a "shock comedian" Maybe call Bernie Sanders a poopy head? Or would he just tell him to get into the oven of one of his 17 Volkswagens?
He's clearly dying for cash (funny being this is most stable he's been in decades literally) but I wonder how much do his morals cost? And no, I'm not giving that cum drinking faggot a single penny.
He's clearly dying for cash (funny being this is most stable he's been in decades literally) but I wonder how much do his morals cost? And no, I'm not giving that cum drinking faggot a single penny.
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I am delighted by Lucas's recent poetry, and dismayed that I got to it late. His verse sat there for days before I plucked it, unappreciated and unwanted, like rotten fruit from a dead vine. But I am the kind of creature that likes that kind of thing, some autistic kind of poetry bacteria or microbe that digests the worst shit.
I demand he write more, and insist that he only write about his feelings and desires. What you want to do with your dick, and how you feel about that, are the only suitable subjects for poetry. Poetry, especially the self-absorbed kind redolent of adolescent sexual anxiety, makes me nostalgic, allows me to connect to all the dreadful verse I scribbled into my moleskine at 13.
I demand he write more, and insist that he only write about his feelings and desires. What you want to do with your dick, and how you feel about that, are the only suitable subjects for poetry. Poetry, especially the self-absorbed kind redolent of adolescent sexual anxiety, makes me nostalgic, allows me to connect to all the dreadful verse I scribbled into my moleskine at 13.
One of his brothers. The older, half-brother, that is reputed to be a conservative, and occasional SOFALAW contributor.
WonderWino
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By the sound of it shawn is someone who posted something lucas didn't like and who got said post reported by lucas, who is now bragging about doing so because lucas is a vindictive psycho
That assumes shawn is a real person and isn't just something delusional lucas convinced himself is real again. Seems odd anything would get successfully flagged on a lucas video considering his history and the stuff he says and does in videos being pretty blatant
That said, whoever gave him 4.20 is an idiot. if anyone is going to be a fuckwit enough to donate anything at least do so in a way that would infuriate him. Like donating under the amount that can cover whatever transfer fee is involved so he gets notified of a donation but never actually gets anything. Like when people send 1 cent donations to idiots paypals and it gets automatically eaten in transfer fees but still generates a 'you got a donation' email in the recipient. I can just imagine lucas waking up one morning to 50 notifications of getting donations and having a few moments of greedy excitement thinking 'it finally worked! i'm popular and making money! i'm going to be rich!' only to realize they were all for 1 cent and he never got any of it. He'd be furious
He does that ALL the time and it’s hilarious. He screams about only wanting to date a teenager or someone SLIGHTLY older but then he makes references to things and media that hasn’t been relevant since two decades BEFORE any teenager today was alive.He's making a reference to an 80s movie in an attempt to be "hip" , I'm guessing? Like he's "deep" and reads a lot.
Also, regarding Shawn, Shawn is Lucas’s older half brother. Idk if that’s the Shawn he was referring to in that video but I would bet that it is. Lucas and Shawn have never been close and as adults def don’t get along. Lucas clearly respects and is jealous of his younger, full brother (Seth), but he doesn’t like Shawn because Shawn is a republican (and probably some other stupid reasons), and also I think Shawn has called Lucas on his bullshit before.
WonderWino
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....Except for the amount of grease in his hair
Lucas pretending to be a greaser while getting kicked out again:
Maxxicus Callahan
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Imagine the landlord throwing Lucas’s board games out of his fart box into the street. Normally I don’t take joy in evictions but for Lucas just seeing some old man resident fed up with his shit throwing him out would be satisfying.
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Mallon Place Lucas has potential to be the best Lucas because he has just enough of his basic needs covered to keep him bloated and lazy, just enough of a roof over his head to keep him meme posting and coming up with schizo board games, but also is still down enough on cash to e-beg and enough reason not to be in his fart box that we get insane ramblings in the street. Also a return to .weebly.com Wern.
Its like the Sampler Platter of Wernological ecotypes!
(unfortunately no toasterbortion Wern, however)
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Unfortunately his chance of a chimp out is also lessened
cheesycukes
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Probably. - Lucas "eats his own cum" Werner
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But Lucas can't walk outside now with his beetus casts and it's getting cold out anyway. He's lost the brief amount of motivation he once had, and is now looking as fat and disgusting as ever. However, no screaming videos which is best Lucas.
My hope is this slow period will all be worth it once Lucas can freely walk again, realizes he has no money, and thus finally freaks the fuck out providing us best content.
Gaear Grimsrud
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I hope he balloons back up to 400 pounds and gets a grotesquely bloated head again.
The staff at Mallon Place seem negligent enough to let it happen.
The staff at Mallon Place seem negligent enough to let it happen.
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You know what, cow? Then stop accepting help from Christians since you hate them so much. Don't raid their food pantries, and once Mallon Place evicts you, don't stay at their shelters. How about that, you exceptional, fat, piece of shit? But mooo, mooo, reee? You will still get their help? Of course you will.
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To begin Freak, you are no woman's "ideal" and no woman is waiting nor wants for you to come looking. Enjoy your well deserved Inceldoom.
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Looks like he spent the night and morning crying his creepy eyes out.
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He must spend a good 3/4 of the day sleeping / crying. It's not helping his puffy gourd head any.