Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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What the hell is he even going on about in this? Why are these in text boxes, is he sending this to himself or someone else? What a fuckin sped. He's going off even further into the deep end.
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What the hell is he even going on about in this? Why are these in text boxes, is he sending this to himself or someone else? What a fuckin sped. He's going off even further into the deep end.
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Yet again he's projecting like a movie theater. He sounds like he's trying to remind himself to keep on his best behavior or someone will get rid of him. You'd think someone with his very publicly known history wouldn't want such a system to be in place cause he'd be one of the people who'd be dealt with pretty fast in such a scenario

Also the 'you can have and do anything you want for free as long as you can get away with it' is yet another example of projection. He has a history of scamming people and trying to blackmail them when he thinks he can get away with it. He's literally admitted to it several times

That said, considering the whole insurrection nonsense happened a year ago yesterday he's not picking the best time to be publicly putting out insane rants about overthrowing the government, taking what he wants and getting rid of people he doesn't like. Especially considering his criminal history and literal insanity. I'd laugh my ass off if someone forwarded that stuff to the department of homeland security and he got a visit at the nursing home from the feds over it. I'm sure the nursing home would just love that as well. He seems to be putting alot of shit out there in the last few weeks that could bite him if someone was vindictive enough to make an issue of it, like has already been pointed out, recording himself being abusive to residents of the nursing home wouldn't be something he'd want somebody making an official issue of it with the nursing home either. As shitty as the place is they'd have to do something about it cause they don't want that kind of thing getting out to the media or higher authorities and having it bite them in the ass. 'You put your family member in mallon place? Here, meet the abusive schizophrenic pedo who made national news for trying to fuck a 16 year old who got put in as your relatives roommate and is being abusive toward him in multiple videos. Please don't sue us'
 
I can't figure out what specific video of his this part is from, and I somehow glanced over it. He pretty much says being self reliant is a bad thing. How is it? I don't know about y'all, but I reported to boot on my 18th birthday, and I was ridiculously excited to strike it out on my own. Despite knowing I was going to be playing fuck-fuck games for a while, I couldn't have been more excited. But for some stupid reason, the state has always carried his lazy ass. Never had a second of responsibility. It adds an extra layer of humor, as he insults cats on the video, cats are the complete opposite of the freak
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Yeah, that would totally work. And once everything is gone from the stores and warehouses, then what, Tubby? Huh? Are people gonna take care of fat, exceptional hobos like you who refuse to work? I bet you think they will!
 

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Why does Lucas keep babbling dumb shit about capitalism?

You don't have any money. Literally, no money, $15/month, kids get more allowance from Mommy. You're never going to have much money. None of this is relevant to you.

Scream about Gen Z again, damnit.

It's only a matter of time until he's mooing about generation alpha verbally, he probably is already mentally. God help us.
 
There should be a "What the fuck were you even trying to say" reaction.
I assume he's being negative towards the polo casual ensemble, as if Batman pajamas full of holes situated underneath a swinging gunt is supposed to be some sort of superior fashion statement.
And yes Lucas, capitalism is working in so far as it's making sure you're in the bottom of the totem pole, as intended.
At the bottom of the totem pole, but still alive and very well taken care of. Like, MUCH more taken care of than he deserves. This is all under capitalism. If anything, Lucas is proof that capitalism DOES work, allowing hard working people to rise to the top, and keeping parasites at the bottom where they should be, without, you know, lining them up against the wall and killing them with a single gunshot to the head.
 
At the bottom of the totem pole, but still alive and very well taken care of. Like, MUCH more taken care of than he deserves. This is all under capitalism. If anything, Lucas is proof that capitalism DOES work, allowing hard working people to rise to the top, and keeping parasites at the bottom where they should be, without, you know, lining them up against the wall and killing them with a single gunshot to the head.
It is funny that Lucas is an example of basic social welfare functioning in his locale. Mind you that’s just keeping him from dying of his own stupidity if it was -30 degrees Celsius he’d wind up dead under a bridge pretty fast left to his own devices

Edit: it’s harsh to say but Lucas is one of those exceptional individuals that gets what they deserve being a bum that’s isolated anyone that would have genuinely cared about him
 
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Why does Lucas keep babbling dumb shit about capitalism?

You don't have any money. Literally, no money, $15/month, kids get more allowance from Mommy. You're never going to have much money. None of this is relevant to you.

Scream about Gen Z again, damnit.
He's playing the long game. Not sure what the game is or what the rules are. But if you want I can prepare a rambling 45 minute video about the game and suggest a half dozen different inane names for it.
 
Yeah, that would totally work. And once everything is gone from the stores and warehouses, then what, Tubby? Huh? Are people gonna take care of fat, exceptional hobos like you who refuse to work? I bet you think they will!
Its basicly the same idea as when he was talking about storming mcdonalds and splitting the till. He comes in and declares himself boss then everything continues as usual except they split the till with him totally contributing giving moral support or whatever as the mcdonalds comedian then takes his cut where none of it would go towards any of the expenses with running the place that could all just come from someone elses cut
 
Lucas has developed a time travel equation (it's true, check with NASA!), he's a world renowned geneticist who's had "over 1700 studies done on his sperm", he's the self professed founder of the flourishing age gap scene in Spokane, he's single handedly solved poverty by pointing out that all 330+ million americans should get one (of the less than 19 million in existence) bitcoin a year. So the real question is how could you not feel confident in this man's plans for the nation going forward?!

Lucas Werner 2024: A bitcoin in every wallet, and a zoomer bae on every Gen X dick!
 
Whenever it finishes uploading, his latest trash will be here. Chat is on but I'll be at work so probably won't be around.

Is the livestream people are talking about? I haven't been keeping up with the wern lately but it seems some of his recent live streams were good content?
 
At the bottom of the totem pole, but still alive and very well taken care of. Like, MUCH more taken care of than he deserves. This is all under capitalism. If anything, Lucas is proof that capitalism DOES work, allowing hard working people to rise to the top, and keeping parasites at the bottom where they should be, without, you know, lining them up against the wall and killing them with a single gunshot to the head.
We in this country take TOO much care of those like Lucas.
I'm out here busting my ass so I don't lose everything I got but people who lack two brain cells to put together have free housing, free food, free everything and never have to suffer for their lack of participation in society.
Lucas is not realizing that without "capitalism" he would not be able to live and eat for free without any effort on his part. In a Communist country, a pedophile who refused to work would be executed.....
 
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