Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

The best part about Klickitat Wernology reuploading his old videos is even if he doesn't say so, you already know it's going to piss him off, and it'll be entirely his own fault because it's a direct result of his own actions. Staying true to his cow ways after all. How much of a self own is it that you let the person you seethe about monopolize your own content. He finds new ways to just straight up lose at life all the time. Maybe those rotten stumps could heal if he could ever just stop shooting himself right in the fuckin foot.
 
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Can you imagine Lucas trying to comprehend a cashier screen? Coupons, produce codes, various forms of payment, price adjustments, counting correct change? He would absolutely freak out on a customer and try to convince them they handed him a $10 and not a $20. And Lucas is never wrong. He wouldn’t last a shift without telling a customer they’re trying to “gaslight” him.
You have to have some degree of communication skills when dealing with the public, of which he has none. The only thing he could possibly qualify for would be the cart pusher or shelf stocker. He’s not even mentally capable of bagging groceries. Sack of potatoes on top of a loaf of bread? Plenty good. Don’t tell him he’s wrong, you agephobic Republican biggit!
 
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I think it’s amazing how quickly Lucas settles into expecting a girl to fix him. He previously had some social learning around treating women like rehab centers for broken men and maintained that he was not entitled and it was all a joke.

The pendulum is back to using science and natural order to demand a Russell Greer style government issues psychotherapy bang.

Finally, it never ceases to amaze me how Lucas immediately lashes out at the first inkling of disapproval or criticism. He can weather being told what he can and can’t do and what others will think or not think (I’ll just kill myself anyway!) bc he is so confident in his own world view that he can’t integrate new information or change. But if the comment is directed at him being unacceptable or undesirable to the catfish… he lashes out swift to be able to act like he is the one who decided she wants good enough. Reminds me of the “I don’t want to borrow my parents’ money or live with them” excuse that was covering up how his parents won’t in any way support him.
 
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Looks like Lucas was tipping his fedora in his comments again to a lolcow follower with a Chris Chan related name. I don't know what he's talking about any more than he does.
 
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Wernology said:
😂 Lucas: Too racist for youtube.
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They rejected the appeal. Oh well, I'll just upload it here this evening.

mothman96 said:
Youtube let the Creep's video stay on his channel, but now takes down Lucas's video from your channel. Since the POS is now wanting to "cover up" his despicable trail I wonder if he had a hand in taking down your video.
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He's admitted to constantly reporting my channel, so I'm sure he reported that one.

Anyway I have stuff queued to upload through March 3rd currently. Trying to stick to 4/day and there are over 1600 between his channels, but that'll take years to finish so that'll likely get ramped up to...a lot more per day at some point.

The internet is forever, Lucas. :)

This is the four minutes of Lucas saying the n-word that youtube deleted.



I had to shrink it for the site to allow me to upload but oh well, the words are still there!
 
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Da Dude123 said:
I am thinking this is more or less true. People like Lucas always put the horse before the cart. Applying for a job to him means he is hired, due to being plenty good. Now, just like his ID card was stopping him from posting up on Lower Post Street and meeting the gen Z baes of the age gap scene, so will his diabetic shoes stop him from working. But don't get him wrong, diabetic shoes or not, he has strong genes that will produce stronger baby DNA.

A cashier, eh? Yeah, that will work out well. No drawer shortages ever, I am sure. And he will start mooing about the till not being split.
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He doesn't have the hygiene standards for that kind of job either. Unshaven,greasy hair and odorous is not pleasing to the public.
Can you imagine him showing up in his Batman skivvies?
 
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Fatal Walter said:
As boring as Lucas is right now, it has been a good chance to go back and find some old content. I had been vaguely looking for this one for a while, for example.
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I love when he starts in on his "we all" bullshit. Who is we, Lucas? Who EXACTLY is we? Because everyone knows it's just you and the voices in your head... Also wow the cow looks like a sea cow here with fuckin gills on his shoulder
 
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mothman96 said:
Yea, neither am I convinced he actually got a job.
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I don't believe he got a job unless it's a special tard job arranged for him by Mallon where some employer wants to earn good boy points by hiring a tard. The problem is it isn't being a tard that is Lucas's problem but his deplorable behavior.
Da Dude123 said:
Why is the cow deleting these now? After all this time? Why now?
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Maybe some neghole pozzer was going through his shit looking for stuff to report or even snitching on him to Mallon. That would be really stupid and non-lulzy but people like that are out there.
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
So where is the re-uploaded n-word vid?
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Scroll up a bit, my dude, it's in this thread; I posted it earlier this afternoon.

Also, this is the sheer amount of nonsense I'm uploading to drafts in chunks.
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AnOminous said:
Maybe some neghole pozzer was going through his shit looking for stuff to report or even snitching on him to Mallon. That would be really stupid and non-lulzy but people like that are out there.
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Based on the DMs I was sent, the latest catfish linked that N-word video to him and he went off a bit on how he'll never be able to get a job or a new channel or whatever because of a combination of me specifically and Kiwi Farms. IF he's actually looking for work, an employer looking up his name and finding a 5 minutes video of him just saying racial slurs would be a surefire way to get an instant, "we've decided to go with another candidate" as well--I mean, any of his videos would cause that, but y'know....

Fatal Walter said:
Yeah, I was actually a little confused with "we." I think it usually means gen x men but sometimes it meant everyone at his homeless shelter who put up with his ramblings and he even liked to say it was a "royal we" sometimes. Goddamn.
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It also includes the friends he thinks he has that are just people trolling/catfishing him.

Hell, I'll let him talk at length and respond in kind about how much I can't stand that Klickitat guy; Lucas still uses that name, I guess he doesn't like Wernology as much.
 
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Wernology said:
The internet is forever, Lucas. :)

This is the four minutes of Lucas saying the n-word that youtube deleted.

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I had to shrink it for the site to allow me to upload but oh well, the words are still there!
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This video is plenty good! But does anyone remember when on video Lucas accidentally called Clinkerdaggers "Clinkerniggers"?
 
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Wernology said:
Good afternoon!

It was a cashier job.

Posting these with permission. To nobody's surprise Lucas hasn't changed a bit.

He blames my short n-word compilation for deleting.

I'll start reuploading his old trash tonight.
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His self admission of his inability to cease his love quest is really funny to me. Like a character trapped in a video game. This description to me is an interesting level of self awareness. He talks as though he is under a spell and if the princess only knelt down to pick him up and kiss him the toad would magically transform into a Prince Charming possessing every quality the toad could never have without the kiss of a zoomer bae.
 
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