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Time for sleep for me, but I figured I'd put this one up RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW!
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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The best part about Klickitat Wernology reuploading his old videos is even if he doesn't say so, you already know it's going to piss him off, and it'll be entirely his own fault because it's a direct result of his own actions. Staying true to his cow ways after all. How much of a self own is it that you let the person you seethe about monopolize your own content. He finds new ways to just straight up lose at life all the time. Maybe those rotten stumps could heal if he could ever just stop shooting himself right in the fuckin foot.
Pink Freud
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Can you imagine Lucas trying to comprehend a cashier screen? Coupons, produce codes, various forms of payment, price adjustments, counting correct change? He would absolutely freak out on a customer and try to convince them they handed him a $10 and not a $20. And Lucas is never wrong. He wouldn’t last a shift without telling a customer they’re trying to “gaslight” him.
You have to have some degree of communication skills when dealing with the public, of which he has none. The only thing he could possibly qualify for would be the cart pusher or shelf stocker. He’s not even mentally capable of bagging groceries. Sack of potatoes on top of a loaf of bread? Plenty good. Don’t tell him he’s wrong, you agephobic Republican biggit!
You have to have some degree of communication skills when dealing with the public, of which he has none. The only thing he could possibly qualify for would be the cart pusher or shelf stocker. He’s not even mentally capable of bagging groceries. Sack of potatoes on top of a loaf of bread? Plenty good. Don’t tell him he’s wrong, you agephobic Republican biggit!
WhiskerBiscuit
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I think it’s amazing how quickly Lucas settles into expecting a girl to fix him. He previously had some social learning around treating women like rehab centers for broken men and maintained that he was not entitled and it was all a joke.
The pendulum is back to using science and natural order to demand a Russell Greer style government issues psychotherapy bang.
Finally, it never ceases to amaze me how Lucas immediately lashes out at the first inkling of disapproval or criticism. He can weather being told what he can and can’t do and what others will think or not think (I’ll just kill myself anyway!) bc he is so confident in his own world view that he can’t integrate new information or change. But if the comment is directed at him being unacceptable or undesirable to the catfish… he lashes out swift to be able to act like he is the one who decided she wants good enough. Reminds me of the “I don’t want to borrow my parents’ money or live with them” excuse that was covering up how his parents won’t in any way support him.
The pendulum is back to using science and natural order to demand a Russell Greer style government issues psychotherapy bang.
Finally, it never ceases to amaze me how Lucas immediately lashes out at the first inkling of disapproval or criticism. He can weather being told what he can and can’t do and what others will think or not think (I’ll just kill myself anyway!) bc he is so confident in his own world view that he can’t integrate new information or change. But if the comment is directed at him being unacceptable or undesirable to the catfish… he lashes out swift to be able to act like he is the one who decided she wants good enough. Reminds me of the “I don’t want to borrow my parents’ money or live with them” excuse that was covering up how his parents won’t in any way support him.
Fatal Walter
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Looks like Lucas was tipping his fedora in his comments again to a lolcow follower with a Chris Chan related name. I don't know what he's talking about any more than he does.
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Lucas: Too racist for youtube.
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Youtube let the Creep's video stay on his channel, but now takes down Lucas's video from your channel. Since the POS is now wanting to "cover up" his despicable trail I wonder if he had a hand in taking down your video.
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They rejected the appeal. Oh well, I'll just upload it here this evening.
He's admitted to constantly reporting my channel, so I'm sure he reported that one.
Anyway I have stuff queued to upload through March 3rd currently. Trying to stick to 4/day and there are over 1600 between his channels, but that'll take years to finish so that'll likely get ramped up to...a lot more per day at some point.
The internet is forever, Lucas.
This is the four minutes of Lucas saying the n-word that youtube deleted.
I had to shrink it for the site to allow me to upload but oh well, the words are still there!
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He doesn't have the hygiene standards for that kind of job either. Unshaven,greasy hair and odorous is not pleasing to the public.
Can you imagine him showing up in his Batman skivvies?
WonderWino
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Gee, I wonder who reported that video. I also find it very interesting that the video gets pulled yet youtube clearly had no problem with the videos the clips came from
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Oh it was 100% him, he was pissed about that video.
A&E just cancelled that "Adults Adopting Adults" show because one of the participants was a creepy pedoish guy who had old TikTok posts raging about racism against whites. He tried to delete it all but it was already out there.
Can you imagine Lucas doing a reality show?
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I love when he starts in on his "we all" bullshit. Who is we, Lucas? Who EXACTLY is we? Because everyone knows it's just you and the voices in your head... Also wow the cow looks like a sea cow here with fuckin gills on his shoulder
Fatal Walter
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Yeah, I was actually a little confused with "we." I think it usually means gen x men but sometimes it meant everyone at his homeless shelter who put up with his ramblings and he even liked to say it was a "royal we" sometimes. Goddamn.
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I don't believe he got a job unless it's a special tard job arranged for him by Mallon where some employer wants to earn good boy points by hiring a tard. The problem is it isn't being a tard that is Lucas's problem but his deplorable behavior.
Maybe some neghole pozzer was going through his shit looking for stuff to report or even snitching on him to Mallon. That would be really stupid and non-lulzy but people like that are out there.
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Scroll up a bit, my dude, it's in this thread; I posted it earlier this afternoon.
Also, this is the sheer amount of nonsense I'm uploading to drafts in chunks.
Based on the DMs I was sent, the latest catfish linked that N-word video to him and he went off a bit on how he'll never be able to get a job or a new channel or whatever because of a combination of me specifically and Kiwi Farms. IF he's actually looking for work, an employer looking up his name and finding a 5 minutes video of him just saying racial slurs would be a surefire way to get an instant, "we've decided to go with another candidate" as well--I mean, any of his videos would cause that, but y'know....
It also includes the friends he thinks he has that are just people trolling/catfishing him.
Hell, I'll let him talk at length and respond in kind about how much I can't stand that Klickitat guy; Lucas still uses that name, I guess he doesn't like Wernology as much.
The Garden
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Fucking hell, his "Why Isn't Sex with Males under 35 Illegal Like Incest" video is one big, Communist Bloc sized red flag. Everything from the mid-point on is pure kidnapper/rapist shit.
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This video is plenty good! But does anyone remember when on video Lucas accidentally called Clinkerdaggers "Clinkerniggers"?The internet is forever, Lucas.
This is the four minutes of Lucas saying the n-word that youtube deleted.
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I had to shrink it for the site to allow me to upload but oh well, the words are still there!
Maxxicus Callahan
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His self admission of his inability to cease his love quest is really funny to me. Like a character trapped in a video game. This description to me is an interesting level of self awareness. He talks as though he is under a spell and if the princess only knelt down to pick him up and kiss him the toad would magically transform into a Prince Charming possessing every quality the toad could never have without the kiss of a zoomer bae.