Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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"Institutional grade" chicken patties. Far from a Clinkerdaggers steak.
WonderWino
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I guess grilled chicken is what that is? Definitely not a breaded patty, which is more common in institutions. In all fairness, it is sometimes hard to get good pictures of food, especially using a budget phone camera. Mallon Place serves some unusual meals. Lucas has quite the life now. Gone are his Churchills and Steamplant meals. Now, his side hustle of making insult videos is gone since he deleted Youtube. That was supposed to be his ticket to wealth, at least until his parents kick the bucket and he becomes king of the Elk Kingdom.
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That's exactly what a pre portioned seasoned chicken breast looks like when cooked from frozen. Restaurants use it all the time, but after baking you're supposed to drop it on the grill for some searing or slice it up and sautee it in sauce. They actually taste pretty good just the way they are, even if they look sickly.
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Holy shit this is astonishing. He legit thinks you could fill a stadium with water, like it’s just a giant bowl. Also I like how he says “violence only with consent” right before saying “I want gladiators.” Because gladiators were willing participants who eagerly volunteered to stab each other to death for the Romans’ entertainment, right?
True, but they built an arena specifically for that purpose. I get the impression Lucas thinks we could just leave a hose running at a football stadium.
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I mean, the Romans did it so we could probably do it again. But, this kind of thing is why we invented cinema.
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Early afternoon lunacy
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It looks RA
Lucas, NOBODY wants you sexually.
Like he's going to turn down some fuck from ANY woman of any age? Really?
He's a hobosexual,he'd poke any woman who supported him financially.
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I can't tell which is the more ridiculous delusion: that he believes he's a genius, that he believes he's a great cook, or that he believes he's sexually attractive/viable to anyone.
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Todays lunch monstrosity: bologna or olive loaf sandwich, bread with… something on it, and what is allegedly clam chowder. A slight step up from guzzling it straight out of the can. Plenty good.
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That thing under the soup, on the edge of the plate on the bottom left? That would appear to be a piece of cake, with some frosting that looks like spackle. I have to say, giving Lucas a sugary dessert with every meal doesn't really seem to be in line with treating his diabetes, unless these desserts are made with sugar-free frosting or some such, but even then, he doesn't need the calories. Also: putting the dessert on the same plate as the entree just makes him look like a little kid in a school cafeteria. Let's not forget that in addition to this, he drinks two glasses of milk, and one cup of coffee allegedly.
Because his meals are the only thing he documents visually anymore, it's obvious that eating is the only part of his day that gives him any pleasure.
They could probably save money by giving him a bowl of kibble.
WonderWino
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To be fair, alot of gladiators were volunteers. Same reasons people want to be professional athletes today. Money, fame, etc... and most gladiator fights weren't to the death. Thats a hollywood thing. but yeah, lucas's statement there is just mental
That looks barely a step above prison food. Hell the sandwich and cake literally look like prison food. Does the company that provides these meals to the nursing home also provide food services for prisons by any chance?Pink Freud said:
I don't get who he is trying to impress with this. Its not like he can say 'hey zoomer bae, marry me, let me knock you up and you can live at the nursing home with me and eat like this every day' and he isn't making it himself or getting it at a restaurant, so it has to just be some kind of weird bragging. How much of a low tier hobo do you have to be to brag about how you get fed every day at a nursing home. That he is doing this at all is proof of lucas's broken brain
Which is funny considering by his own admission he can't really handle coffee, which is why he always bought hot chocolate at starbucksGleamingTheQ-Bert said:
At this rate they should just give him nutraloaf to save money and his existence as miserable as possible. Then again he'd still eat it and he'd probably still take pictures to brag about it
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He’s at a different table with different lighting…
Edit to add the link to video when he got kicked out of HOC.
He has aged 15 years. He used to look younger than his age. Jfc. Street living and senior home living ages you.
Any of you better Wernologists have some photos of Lucas at key turning points? Like post hospital stay/fartbox, then homeless, then HOC, then at the beginning of Mallon. I’d looove to see the timeline age progression.
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WonderWino
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I like how it specifically refers to it as a senior living community several times
and just look at those amenities that lucas can engage in
Its even better that mallon place is listed on a site called seniorly. The next time he tries to call it a boarding house somebody should reply with those links
WhiskerBiscuit
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That’s hilarious.
Amenities:
Common Area
Indoor Activities:
1 - offsite devotional.
Specialities;
Diabetic care
Incontinence care
Ambulatory care.
Dying over here. It has nothing but extra sheets and ramps for stubby fatties in and out of wheelchairs….
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It makes sense that it's a facility for the elderly, considering that Lucas's playmate, jamie, had to be at least 20 years older than him. To say nothing of the fact that Lucas's behavior to him would likely constitute psychological elder abuse. I still can't believe how big of a piece of shit he was to that poor guy...
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Not improbable. There's only like a handful of food suppliers, and Mallon probably has a similar budget to prison, so they end up ordering the same things. The staff could possibly be from the same institutional contracting company, or more likely just a very similar assortment of underpaid cooks.
There's only so much you can do with so little.
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"Incontinence Care" does Dr. Werner still shit his pants?
"Mental wellness program" uh-huh.
"$4,479/month" So he's paying 1/4 of monthly rent. He's lucky they don't take every literal penny of his tardbux.
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Lucas werner, starving to death and stealing from an old jewish woman, trapped in the 1940s after making a mistake trying to create is time machine with nothing more grade 11 high school credits and remedial math, causing him to be sent back in time to warsaw in the 1940s, colorized
I wonder if lucas ever uses the library. Probably not or he'd have been posting rantings about books he doesn't understand by now
Considering his history of admitting to shitting himself i'd say its very likelyTelomere Savalas said:
I suspect the only reason they don't is the existence of some kind of restriction that requires them to leave some small amount for him in case of emergencies and such because its coming off money related to a disability pension. If they were allowed to take it all they definitely wouldTelomere Savalas said:
I wonder if lucas ever uses the library. Probably not or he'd have been posting rantings about books he doesn't understand by now