Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

WonderWino said:
I have to wonder whether whoever is doing that is doing it specifically to be malicious and get lucas to stuff himself like a turkey so his health deteriorates faster. After all when he finishes that you just know he waddles back to mallons dining room and eats everything he can there
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I’d rather not waste my money on him but if I ever sent him food it would be raw vegetables.
 
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WonderWino said:
I have to wonder whether whoever is doing that is doing it specifically to be malicious and get lucas to stuff himself like a turkey so his health deteriorates faster. After all when he finishes that you just know he waddles back to mallons dining room and eats everything he can there
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Yup, he posted the carne asada fries picture at approx 5:18 Spokane time. Dinner for his group is at 5:30. He would have had to scarf down the carne asada fries fast and then finish off with the Mallon dinner. Don't know if it was to be malicious or just some fool that doesn't mind throwing good money after bad.
 
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TurdFondler said:
He's hanging onto that therapy pamphlet because there's a bae on it.
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Nothing says 'i'm sane, healthy and ready for a relationship and to have a kid' like a 42 year old man who compulsively eats, stuffs himself with food he shouldn't be touching cause of his beetus, lives at a nursing home and carries around mental health pamphlets with him.' Totally plenty good breeding material right there i'm sure. Lets not forget that he had his breakfast at mallon place, then ate his 'breakfast of champions' with the 2 energy drinks and corn nuts - after likely having multiple servings of his breakfast and several cups of coffee, then had his mallon lunch, followed up by his fast food pig out and soda (again, 2 giant energy drinks, plus coffee plus soda....) and then went and had a lunch and dinner at mallon

and he wonders why he isn't losing weight? if he keeps that up he's going to give himself a heart attack, especially with the energy drinks, coffee and soda he's pounding into himself. Kids far healthier than he is at 42 dropped dead from doing less than that. He is an absolute pig when it comes to food. Even my dog wouldn't eat like that if given the chance. I'd love to see what his blood pressure was after taking in all that caffeine in a matter of hours. He must have been just about climbing the walls and jittery as fuck all day. Hell he already shakes cause of his meds. Combine that with the caffeine and he probably sat there rocking back and forth like a sped or walking up and down the halls or streets trying to keep from going mental and looking like a jem'hadar going through white withdrawal

and the best part? The very fact he is doing this and not getting himself committed after spazzing out and throwing shit proves it wasn't 'drinking too much soda' that caused him to throw a glass with suzanne. If it were he'd have been needed to be pinned down and sedated by now
 
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WonderWino said:
I have to wonder whether whoever is doing that is doing it specifically to be malicious and get lucas to stuff himself like a turkey so his health deteriorates faster. After all when he finishes that you just know he waddles back to mallons dining room and eats everything he can there
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That's one way to get away with murder, stuffing Lucas with food until he gets a heart attack.
also on a much darker note: I feel Lucas might want to go out like that🤔 his eating habits has gone worse and worse the longer he doesn't have a zoomer bae
 
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Lucas knows all about plant biology, it's a fact.

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mothman96 said:
Lucas knows all about plant biology, it's a fact.

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Lucas can only "understand" the world by trying to force it through his usual obsession. Ever since childhood, things have had to align to his "rules", or else he becomes immediately confused and upset. You eat cheese, but won't fuck me? *BEEP* ILLOGICAL! Does not compute! He can't conceive of individual cases or exceptions to categories; he literally has never developed the means to comprehend on a case-by-case basis. It's honestly at the root of most of his problems.
 
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Da Dude123 said:
Thank God this site is back up! The cow is out spending all his tugboat money. It appears he is with Jamie (socks?). More energy drinks. This time he is drinking "Viper" energy drinks which are cheaper. A whole pizza for the big man? Plenty good!

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He's really into the energy drinks now it seems. As has already been stated I bet its to try to even out the effects of his meds

and of course he gets the unshelled pumpkin seeds (shelled pumpkin seeds are green) I bet he bought them specifically cause his name is on the package and it appealed to his narcissism...as further evidenced by his eagerness to take pictures of it to try to flex in a way that only makes sense to him

Pumpkin seeds and an energy drinks sounds exactly like the kind of idiotic thing i'd expect lucas to eat. Its bizarre even by hobo standards

and of course he eats an entire pizza himself. Thats enough pizza for four people ffs. and the two drinks must be the beetus thirst working on him. Ever notice whenever he posts an actual meal he almost always has at least two drinks? That knife weirds me out though, that looks like some weird badly made cutlery you'd get from a shitty dollar store

Between the energy drinks, soda, shit ton of pizza carbs and the three other meals he stuffed himself with today his beetus must be raging right about now. No way he isn't going to lose his feet sooner or later. Very likely sooner considering his eating habits since he got to mallon place

That said, that pizza doesn't look very good. Not much cheese, not very good quality toppings by the look of it. I bet he paid top dollar for it too and thinks thats reason enough to brag. Not sure what that is in the bowl beside the pizza though
 
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Da Dude123 said:
Thank God this site is back up! The cow is out spending all his tugboat money. It appears he is with Jamie (socks?). More energy drinks. This time he is drinking "Viper" energy drinks which are cheaper. A whole pizza for the big man? Plenty good!
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Stinkyboy said:
He definitely bought that dude sitting “with him” that burger. Why else would he show it instead of his usual macros of slop covered in ranch style photo?
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I'm thinking Jamie would be getting a Personal Needs Allowance every month too. I would not put past the POS to manipulate Jamie into paying for the whole meal. Knowing Jaime also gets money every month, Lucas is the kind to set Jamie up by being his "friend", giving him the bag of popcorn, the slice of pizza and the "neighbor" he gave the brick of cheese it was probably Jaime. So now it's "look how generous I've been with you" how about you do the same for me, lets go to Twiggs. Lucas would definitely take advantage of Jaime .
 
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