Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

I just this at @Wernology channel. Someone paid the Creeper to give a tour of his nursing home room.
Oh and the shirts in his closet are to small because Mallon "overfeeds" him. He doesn't eat as much when his on his on. Yea, like Mallon is forcing him to go for second helpings at meal times and on top of that the begging for DoorDash food.
He's out of breath from just talking.

 
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BPD Gunt Rider said:
Lucas gets out of breath while lying down. He's probably going to die soon.
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That's what I'm thinking. He catches a case of the covid it may be lights out.

I audibly chuckled when he said he thinks the nursing home feeds him too much. He's sized out of xxxl shirts.

You are aware sir Lucas of corpulence you don't have to eat it all.
 
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As we all know the lazy POS fat tub of lard wants all the comforts money brings but doesn't want to have to work for it (play the capitalist game).
That grin -- the Lazy shit already thinks he's going to be pocketing loads of cash from his $20 videos.
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In the nursing home room tour video he shows the $80 backpack he bought. But he is so broke he can't afford a $2 for a soda.
 
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mothman96 said:
As we all know the lazy POS fat tub of lard wants all the comforts money brings but doesn't want to have to work for it (play the capitalist game).
That grin -- the Lazy shit already thinks he's going to be pocketing loads of cash from his $20 videos.
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In the nursing home room tour video he shows the $80 backpack he bought. But he is so broke he can't afford a $2 for a soda.
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Okay, how the fuck is that backpack $80? I swear to christ I've seen the same one at Walmart for 20 bucks.

Edit: yeah, I just glanced at google, and the most expensive version of that backpack brand new is $35. It's easy to find one for $15 used.

Also, I like how Mr Man of the people calls the other members of the proletariat slaves. His Superior attitude may be the very worst thing about lucas. It's so difficult to pick what is the worst thing about lucas, isn't it? He's a glutton, he's a bastard, he's selfish, he's a degenerate, he has an incredibly high opinion of himself with no reason for it, he'll stab anyone in the back for the slightest bit of temporary gain. And those are just off the top of my head.
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
Also, I like how Mr Man of the people calls the other members of the proletariat slaves. His Superior attitude may be the very worst thing about lucas. It's so difficult to pick what is the worst thing about lucas, isn't it? He's a glutton, he's a bastard, he's selfish, he's a degenerate, he has an incredibly high opinion of himself with no reason for it, he'll stab anyone in the back for the slightest bit of temporary gain. And those are just off the top of my head.
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Agreed, picking out any one aspect of Lucas Werner as being "the worst" is very difficult since they're all reprehensible, but picking out the worst thing about Lucas is easy: its that he hasn't had all those bad personality traits beaten out of him by now. Its not that he doesn't learn, because he does after a fashion, but he's not had enough people get sick of his shit to the point where they inflict pain on him, and that's all that he understands and probably ever will understand
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
Okay, how the fuck is that backpack $80? I swear to christ I've seen the same one at Walmart for 20 bucks.

Edit: yeah, I just glanced at google, and the most expensive version of that backpack brand new is $35. It's easy to find one for $15 used.

Also, I like how Mr Man of the people calls the other members of the proletariat slaves. His Superior attitude may be the very worst thing about lucas. It's so difficult to pick what is the worst thing about lucas, isn't it? He's a glutton, he's a bastard, he's selfish, he's a degenerate, he has an incredibly high opinion of himself with no reason for it, he'll stab anyone in the back for the slightest bit of temporary gain. And those are just off the top of my head.
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Probably got ripped off by some street urchin
 
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Sure that's the reason "because of corporate price gouging" the Creep lowered the price for his "video requests" and not because no one wants to pay the insane Creeper $50 for his videos.

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"People are ready for fire and flame" --"We need to get more serious about this....we demand to be free"--- Again Creep you 1st. Get yourself that pitchfork and gasoline. Go to your nearest corporate office and get to work with the pitchfork, fire and flame.
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Lucas got the body proportions of a woman that just gave birth
 
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BPD Gunt Rider said:
Lucas gets out of breath while lying down. He's probably going to die soon.
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My first thought watching that video is he is breathing like he just crossed the marathon finish line. If that is how labored his breathing is at rest there is no question he’d drop dead if he had to run 100 yards.

mothman96 said:
As we all know the lazy POS fat tub of lard wants all the comforts money brings but doesn't want to have to work for it (play the capitalist game).
That grin -- the Lazy shit already thinks he's going to be pocketing loads of cash from his $20 videos.
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In the nursing home room tour video he shows the $80 backpack he bought. But he is so broke he can't afford a $2 for a soda.
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That fucking shit eating grin. Ugh. It reminds me of all the reasons he deserves to be mocked and ridiculed.
 
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Fatal Walter said:
Just imagine how much Lucas would push around his gen Z girlfriend for being half his age. Fucking gross.
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There would be a tipping point wherein she realized that he was a very spineless little pussy and the tides would turn in a big way I think, for sure she would cuck him
 
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I think the roommates food expenditures are going to go up. When the roommate is preparing his meals the Creep is going to show up expecting to be fed too. The Creeper will also help himself to food the roommate has in the fridge etc.

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I'm still really curious as to why the Creep was moved from the larger room he was in to the smaller 1 he is in now. I think something happened between the Creep and the roommate he had and Mallon moved the Creeper.
 
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