Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Trainwreck said:
Here's a post from Myrna the other day. There are millions of people who live full and complete lives with bipolar - I personally feel that Lucas also has BPD as well as narcissism and schizophrenia.
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If I saw this and I didn't know who Lucas was, the first question I would have is "Why don't YOU help"?

GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
There are these things called umbrellas? People sometimes spend money on them as a preparatory measure against the possibility of rain? But it does mean you're going to have less money to buy cocktail peps and Venom, so probably not...
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Obviously it never rains in Washington. 😁

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BAMMMMMMM Page 2000!
 
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Happy 2000 friends! Remember y2k? Hell some of you in this thread and the girls Lucas wants don't.

Let me tell you, it was a Lucas like time, everyone was stupid and people laughed at them, they we wrong about every crazy thing they claimed and all the normal people had fun, it reminds me of someone, someone fat and smelly, and not loved.

Hint hint, it's Lucas. Speaking of, I do love bringing it up since it's funny and makes Lucas mad since he reads here, Lucas blew a guy, he lusts after toddler women, but he sucked a mans dick.

Honestly we won't probably get 2000 more, Lucas will be (in order of likely hood) dead, locked up, loony bin, pilled up and boring. I would chance he gets hit by lightning after finding a winning lotto ticket above Lucas getting a g/f.

I'm really amped for this new fart shack arc, he's going to fuck it up because he's a Midas touch of autism and shit lose the place and be a screaming loon terrorising the good folk of Spokane.

There's so much to say and I do tend to be long winded, but this is a mile stone page and Lucas Colby Werner it is not in the cards for you to be anything more than our personal laughing stock.
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
There are these things called umbrellas? People sometimes spend money on them as a preparatory measure against the possibility of rain? But it does mean you're going to have less money to buy cocktail peps and Venom, so probably not...
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Bernie Sanders should buy Lucas an umbrella. Lucas shouldn't be expected to do anything productive to help himself, its everyone else's fault.
 
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It's funny because he literally thinks this stuff. Remember and I won't sperg too hard on econ, but we (mostly) got almost 3k free from gov now for poorer people that's more money than the middle class. (fun fact CDI spiked during jfc this is why I hate people so fucking much you get money and end up poorer) Lucas pretends if we all had a million dollars (his words) the system would change, no we literally have proof the poor get poorer and rich richer. Aside the insane lose of value if we printed enough for everyone to get a "free" million dollars, we know from just fucking months ago, it's going to ruin value and as stated before spread the wealth gap. Poor people should SCREAM no to free money but, well people like Lucas are poor for a reason, don't get me wrong there's a lot of good hard working people with barely two dimes to rub together if they took covid bucks and paid down the light bill or a back owe on a replacement tire, god bless em. Statically speaking, that's not what happened.

Lucas is the embodiment, of why people are poor and that's aside his refusal to work. If he somehow got the entire elk Kingdom tomorrow, he'd be borrowing against it and lose it in 5 years TOPS. I've met retards who mommy and daddy die leave you the house and some how in a decade you have a corvette that needs a new trans and paying rent. But Lucas would legit blow an estate on door dashing clinkerniggers.

Now forgive me for power leveling but I want Lucas who reads here to really suffer. Due to a weird thing in my state no matter your income level, if you lost your job you got coof bux. I bought and flipped an ETH token I made around 3k profit, pre tax on crypto. That's what a quarter of a year of Lucas tardbux? I know people who made way more than that on flips. Lucas got a hotel room with a teenage boy (like any faggot would love) ate too many pizzas SCAMED a pizza and didn't get laid.

I can't say I know Spokanes weather, but round my parts sometimes flash storms happen and there's a 0% chance of rain if you check 3 weather maps. Either way, I'm glad he got rained on, not out of spite but because his roommate deserves Lucas showering, and this is the closest he'll get.
 
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This is like Christmas, I catch up on a few pages and not only hit the magical 2000, but also learn our bloated friend has a new fartbox!

Mallon was fun until he stopped posting, hopefully his manic phase kicks in soon.

Btw I love all you retards. Happy 2k.
 
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Maybe Lucas can use that video money. The $20 for that shitty short happy birthday video that he put in the title how much money he made off it? He probably already bought Venom energy drinks with it. Or maybe his Mom who is worried about him getting beat to death in an alley, maybe she can buy him one and send it to him? How about asking her, Tubby? She made all that money on Ocean Spray, after all.

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Da Dude123 said:
Maybe Lucas can use that video money. The $20 for that shitty short happy birthday video that he put in the title how much money he made off it? He probably already bought Venom energy drinks with it. Or maybe his Mom who is worried about him getting beat to death in an alley, maybe she can buy him one and send it to him? How about asking her, Tubby? She made all that money on Ocean Spray, after all.

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He sure is not going to say anything about all the money he has left over from his SSI check now that he is at the apartment. The Creeper is just going to "play" it that he has no cash so the suckers can keep giving him money.
 
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mothman96 said:
He sure is not going to say anything about all the money he has left over from his SSI check now that he is at the apartment. The Creeper is just going to "play" it that he has no cash so the suckers can keep giving him money.
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He hasn't said much about the new apartment at all yet. Wonder when the moooing about it will begin?
 
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Trainwreck said:
Here's a post from Myrna the other day. There are millions of people who live full and complete lives with bipolar - I personally feel that Lucas also has BPD as well as narcissism and schizophrenia.
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I am trying to imagine having an adult with Smi and positing this. She is literally trying to blame his bipolar on bullying. Or implicitly connect then. Otherwise ehh the saltiness about how folks need to do better and teach their kids to stop bullying etc.

Bipolar disorder is genetic but Lucas being a creepy narcissist is all nurture and so of course Myrna ignored that.

She’s just not willing to acknowledge reality. I wonder what will happen when and off Lucas goes off the deep end and harms someone and she’s interviewed on ID. She won’t own her shit but the narrative will evolve.
 
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I'm starting to guess Lucas might not have a new place, he might be in a new room at Mallon. Also Lucas "I'm ready to be a dad" Werner, can't figure how to keep dry and needs help with an umbrella. Now I don't know Spokane, I admit that, but here even the dollar store keeps them. Personally, as a credit card flat bill owner, on one of my 4 Rolls Royces, I just open the door and they pop out. Poor people aren't allowed comfort. Lucas has been pulling some cash and Washington is known for it's rain, Lucas himself brings it up and talks about Kobain, but.... well he can't manage a single dollar for an umbrella. Now I know fancier ones get pricy but if you're broke a dollar is much better than soaked, even if only lasts a month.

Myrna's a real pile of shit (that Lucas wants to cum into) it's really strange, he's got sexual mommy issues but also a pedophile. This nigga has to beat off to the first back to the future a lot.. and not because Lea Thompson is HOT.
 
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