Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Rogowski said:
If you look at the photo posted of the alleged hooker it’s obvious that person could take Lucas in a fight if push came to shove. Plus, any escort worth a damn carries at least a pocket knife for when things get dicey.

Btw, I googled “tiff trans escort Spokane” and quickly found the escort in question. I don’t think they were in on it because they’d have to pay them to play along and I doubt they wanted to.
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Lucas is such a big-itt.
 
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Amewsed said:
Lucas is such a big-itt.
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Speaking of, the two comments that he’s posted here in quick succession without a hint of irony is goddamn hilarious. This is the guy who calls himself an LGBT ally: FF8BC384-74F5-48C4-ACC5-CECA78C5405E.jpeg
Of course, he did his best to shift the blame by basically saying NO U
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mothman96 said:
He name his 2nd video "Nachos con Camarones II: Big Shrimp Fucks Hard
It got age restricted. The finished "nachos".

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Gaear Grimsrud said:
I hope to hear Lucas's incredibly nuanced take on Roe V Wade being overturned.
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He will virtue signaling the shit out of it BUT he already exposed himself as a hypocrite and a homophobe after the food prank, SO, nobody will believe his bullshit.
He's the kind of bum who would think abortion clinics are a great place to meet zoomer chicks. Other than that, he could give a damn about women's rights.
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I don't know why I'm surprised, but he didn't saute the shrimp or anything, just put the "raw" shrimp on top of the chips and piled about a pound of cheese in between his two layers, stuck it all in the oven. As the shrimp cooked, the water from them would squeeze out onto the chips making them mushy.

For someone who fancies himself such a gourmet, all of his meals are so incredibly low effort. It's always pile stuff into a dish, and stick it in the oven. That's it. There's never a "part two" to any of his cooking.
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
I don't know why I'm surprised, but he didn't saute the shrimp or anything, just put the "raw" shrimp on top of the chips and piled about a pound of cheese in between his two layers, stuck it all in the oven. As the shrimp cooked, the water from them would squeeze out onto the chips making them mushy.

For someone who fancies himself such a gourmet, all of his meals are so incredibly low effort. It's always pile stuff into a dish, and stick it in the oven. That's it. There's never a "part two" to any of his cooking.
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Lucas has an IQ point, it’s just not feasible that he could do more than one thing.
 
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mothman96 said:
I wonder if Tiff was in on the trolling and not someone who didn't know what was going on.
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I'm still waiting for confirmation on this, but I really hope she was in on it (and paid to boot). It would make the whole situation just a bit less distasteful.

If she was set up with Lucas without full knowledge of the prank, and used as a prop without informed consent, the "prankster" sucks just as much as Lucas.
 
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