Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[WhiskerBiscuit]

I just remembered the 12 lb of cheese.

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This is from when he decided to diet by eating bean and cheese burritos all day every day for a few weeks. I think it was the phase after his spaghetti for weeks binge and he really perseverated on them.

Pulled these posts up to verify and wow. He was doing this for a while.

 

[QueenBurritoSupreme]

I’m pretty sure that burritos will be the downfall of Lucas. You know, because they’re gonna amputate his fat fucking legs and he won’t be able to stand up. I’ll see myself out.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

This is from when he decided to diet by eating bean and cheese burritos all day every day for a few weeks. I think it was the phase after his spaghetti for weeks binge and he really perseverated on them.

Pulled these posts up to verify and wow. He was doing this for a while.

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All these posts at once really make it unarguable that Lucas has an infantile anal fixation.

I mean, he says he wants a girlfriend, but he really wants to talk about his bowel movements.

 

[VoidFace]

I’m pretty sure that burritos will be the downfall of Lucas. You know, because they’re gonna amputate his fat fucking legs and he won’t be able to stand up. I’ll see myself out.

If anyone would know what her burrito minions will do to Lucas, it would be the Queen herself. I look forward to seeing your underlings usher in the wheelchair Wern saga lol

All these posts at once really make it unarguable that Lucas has an infantile anal fixation.

I mean, he says he wants a girlfriend, but he really wants to talk about his bowel movements.

Stuffs himself with enough food for four people, happily talks about his shit and farts…can’t understand why a woman won’t date him

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

600 lb Lucas saga coming. I'm excited, a change we needed.

 

[Cheesy Cukes]

Those cans might be the beans.

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[Jeep1971]

I just remembered the 12 lb of cheese.

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People who flex EBT make me MATI. I struggle and I have to budget.

There's no reason why physically he can't do something. Even if it's something mundane like laundry room duty at the nursing home?

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

Lucas is living off of cheap burritos because he needs to save his ebt dollars for a homeless woman he can impress

 

[Cow-Lovin' Fool]

So we're back to Lucas mainlining breedos again.

 

[TurdFondler]

Eating an entire can of refried beans in a day is a horrifying proposition. I can see why it's called the Fartbox era.

 

[ManfromtheMoon]

Aside mocking his poorness and bad cooking, he's back on this very primal "I feed you" lure to zoomer puss puss. This to me says 2 things eithers he's going to stay as such make lulz cooking and eat himself to death and we all laugh as his legs are hacked off. Or, he's 100% off meds and he's going to be bus stop screaming chugging his entire EBT card on Venom drinks yelling at passing cars about flat bills and his super sperm.

I do feel Lucas while he was partially insane has some level of competency. Who knows? Maybe he did successfully lure in an unsuspecting child in the past

 

[Da Dude123]

We are going on over 48 hours of radio silence from our group home resident lolcow Lucas Werner. What gives, Kiwi Farmers? Where is our cow?

Lucas occasionally will go radio silent and then comes around. Could be nothing or could be a lost phone situation. The first of the month is right around the corner and Lucas will probably want to show us the meals from Atilanos and Pizza Pipeline.

 

[Broadside]

We are going on over 48 hours of radio silence from our group home resident lolcow Lucas Werner. What gives, Kiwi Farmers? Where is our cow?

Lucas occasionally will go radio silent and then comes around. Could be nothing or could be a lost phone situation. The first of the month is right around the corner and Lucas will probably want to show us the meals from Atilanos and Pizza Pipeline.

He's fallen... and he can't get up!

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

We are going on over 48 hours of radio silence from our group home resident lolcow Lucas Werner. What gives, Kiwi Farmers? Where is our cow?

Lucas occasionally will go radio silent and then comes around. Could be nothing or could be a lost phone situation. The first of the month is right around the corner and Lucas will probably want to show us the meals from Atilanos and Pizza Pipeline.

Lucas has virtue signaled over the last 2 days on Instagram about the abortion stuff hoping a zoomer bae will see.

I guess we can only assume that Lucas' living situation hasn't changed significantly since he's not saying peep about it. Maybe Mallon couldn't keep him on babysitter care anymore.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

The thing that always drove me crazy about Lucas is his complete and utter refusal to accept the realities of his station in life.

A man who doesn't earn, and can't provide anything, has absolutely no value in society. That's just the way it is.

Not that I'm much different. I've lived on autismbux for 17 years. Got put on disability right out of high school for crippling social issues. Never held a job in my life.

I have some similarities to Lucas. The difference is that I'm not out here constantly demanding normie privileges like having people respect me, or having women interested in me. Not even just women, but 10 out of 10 18 year olds. Something even normie men very rarely ever get.

Luckily I don't want those things, and just want to be left alone, but Lucas is constantly saying he should be given those things just because.

Have some self awareness and know your value. You don't have any, and neither do I, and that's fine.

If he can't accept that the very best reaction he can expect from people is pity, then he's always just gonna be making himself miserable, wondering why people don't see him as an equal.

Of course I'm just an autist, while Lucas is a BPD delusional maniac. Maybe he can't help it.

 

[mothman96]

Luckily I don't want those things, and just want to be left alone, but Lucas is constantly saying he should be given those things just because.

Have some self awareness and know your value. You don't have any, and neither do I, and that's fine.

If he can't accept that the very best reaction he can expect from people is pity, then he's always just gonna be making himself miserable, wondering why people don't see him as an equal.

Of course I'm just an autist, while Lucas is a BPD delusional maniac. Maybe he can't help it.

Don't put yourself down. You are above the Creep Lucas Colby Werner.

 

[Czolg]

The thing that always drove me crazy about Lucas is his complete and utter refusal to accept the realities of his station in life.

A man who doesn't earn, and can't provide anything, has absolutely no value in society. That's just the way it is.

Not that I'm much different. I've lived on autismbux for 17 years. Got put on disability right out of high school for crippling social issues. Never held a job in my life.

I have some similarities to Lucas. The difference is that I'm not out here constantly demanding normie privileges like having people respect me, or having women interested in me. Not even just women, but 10 out of 10 18 year olds. Something even normie men very rarely ever get.

Luckily I don't want those things, and just want to be left alone, but Lucas is constantly saying he should be given those things just because.

Have some self awareness and know your value. You don't have any, and neither do I, and that's fine.

If he can't accept that the very best reaction he can expect from people is pity, then he's always just gonna be making himself miserable, wondering why people don't see him as an equal.

Of course I'm just an autist, while Lucas is a BPD delusional maniac. Maybe he can't help it.

Maybe stop comparing yourself to Lucas Werner and improve instead?
Not shitting up a thread with your power level is a good starting point.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Don't put yourself down. You are above the Creep Lucas Colby Werner.

Wasn't putting myself down. Just spittin` some truth.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

The thing that always drove me crazy about Lucas is his complete and utter refusal to accept the realities of his station in life.

A man who doesn't earn, and can't provide anything, has absolutely no value in society. That's just the way it is.

Not that I'm much different. I've lived on autismbux for 17 years. Got put on disability right out of high school for crippling social issues. Never held a job in my life.

I have some similarities to Lucas. The difference is that I'm not out here constantly demanding normie privileges like having people respect me, or having women interested in me. Not even just women, but 10 out of 10 18 year olds. Something even normie men very rarely ever get.

Luckily I don't want those things, and just want to be left alone, but Lucas is constantly saying he should be given those things just because.

Have some self awareness and know your value. You don't have any, and neither do I, and that's fine.

If he can't accept that the very best reaction he can expect from people is pity, then he's always just gonna be making himself miserable, wondering why people don't see him as an equal.

Of course I'm just an autist, while Lucas is a BPD delusional maniac. Maybe he can't help it.

I know these feels, bro.

I could understand if Lucas was chasing women near his age, health and living situation, who would reject him while they find relationships and people to willing to support them with relative ease. That's unfair and frustrating, but that's society today.

That's not even unfair for Lucas, though. He lucked out with Suzanne when he was a disgusting fat blob and ruined it.

But, no, Lucas demands the 18 year old hot girl in yoga pants, and genuinely thinks he deserves her. A young woman he has absolutely nothing in common with and couldn't hold a conversation with beyond his stupid leftist political act. That is why he's the true lolcow.

 

[Da Dude123]

Lucas hasn't been feeling plenty good the past few days. That is why he hasn't been putting out his normal Islamic content. He doesn't have COVID, dammit! You don't sneeze with COVID!