Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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BPD Gunt Rider said:
I know these feels, bro.

I could understand if Lucas was chasing women near his age, health and living situation, who would reject him while they find relationships and people to willing to support them with relative ease. That's unfair and frustrating, but that's society today.

That's not even unfair for Lucas, though. He lucked out with Suzanne when he was a disgusting fat blob and ruined it.

But, no, Lucas demands the 18 year old hot girl in yoga pants, and genuinely thinks he deserves her. A young woman he has absolutely nothing in common with and couldn't hold a conversation with beyond his stupid leftist political act. That is why he's the true lolcow.
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Luke suffers from cognitive dissonance and also from never being properly disciplined as a child. At his age, it's too late to change that. He will be like this until the end.

If the USA did fall into anarchy, his mind would break and he would hide in fear. No police to protect him, no shelters to house and feed him. He would be excommunicated as soon as he got loose and started talking his nonsense.
 
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Creeper feeling better now. He could have made up he was sick.

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BPD Gunt Rider said:
But, no, Lucas demands the 18 year old hot girl in yoga pants, and genuinely thinks he deserves her. A young woman he has absolutely nothing in common with and couldn't hold a conversation with beyond his stupid leftist political act. That is why he's the true lolcow.
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I remember in the video where Mz Parker was grilling Lucas about what kind of conversation he would have with an 18-21 year old and he couldn't come up with an answer, then he finally brought up "Pokemon" then got grilled on how many Pokemon he knew.
 
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Fanatical Pragmatist said:
I remember in the video where Mz Parker was grilling Lucas about what kind of conversation he would have with an 18-21 year old and he couldn't come up with an answer, then he finally brought up "Pokemon" then got grilled on how many Pokemon he knew.
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He’s a terrible enough conversationalist with people his own age. Sure, he’s a spectacle, but he’s not interesting, he’s not deep, and he’s not particularly bright. For as much milk as he gives us, one on one, he’s terribly dull.
 
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Krathnami said:
He’s a terrible enough conversationalist with people his own age. Sure, he’s a spectacle, but he’s not interesting, he’s not deep, and he’s not particularly bright. For as much milk as he gives us, one on one, he’s terribly dull.
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Agreed. He’s only interesting when a camera is on him and he’s alone, for the most part. What little interaction I’ve had with him was excruciatingly boring, the only amusement being how dumb he really is. It’s actually surprising how much dumber he is than he comes across in his videos.
 
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Lucas is too lazy to bother learning anything about zoomer culture, or even find celebrities/pornstars/Instagram models/TikTokers of that generation to fap over. The only ones he ever mooed about were Greta Thunberg, Ariel Winter, and Sasha Obama because he didn't know of any others. Every YouTube appearance he's ever had has lacked anything remotely interesting in his talking.
 
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Garfieldchu said:
Lucas is too lazy to bother learning anything about zoomer culture, or even find celebrities/pornstars/Instagram models/TikTokers of that generation to fap over. The only ones he ever mooed about were Greta Thunberg, Ariel Winter, and Sasha Obama because he didn't know of any others. Every YouTube appearance he's ever had has lacked anything remotely interesting in his talking.
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imagine Lucas on tiktok, holy shit it's gonna be better than the fetlife saga
 
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Burned CDs said:
Luke suffers from cognitive dissonance and also from never being properly disciplined as a child. At his age, it's too late to change that. He will be like this until the end.

If the USA did fall into anarchy, his mind would break and he would hide in fear. No police to protect him, no shelters to house and feed him. He would be excommunicated as soon as he got loose and started talking his nonsense.
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100% accurate. The VAST majority of people I see advocating for anarchy/revolution would be completely worthless in any society other than as currently structured. Lucas has absolutely no skills other than being a leach on government welfare programs. He isn't smart, he isn't strong, he can't hunt/fish/forage, he can't fight, hes obese and has diabetes rotting away his feet, and he hasn't worked in something like 20 years so obviously there's zero work ethic.

Even when he tries to describe what he would bring to the table in his fantasy world, it's laughable. If memory serves he said how h would just "chill" with his chick and "help people" or whatever. Literally that was ALL the thought he had put into this daydream that he rambles on and on about. That this new society MUST be better than the one he lives in now, when the reality is the exact opposite.
 
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SteveGoatman said:
100% accurate. The VAST majority of people I see advocating for anarchy/revolution would be completely worthless in any society other than as currently structured. Lucas has absolutely no skills other than being a leach on government welfare programs. He isn't smart, he isn't strong, he can't hunt/fish/forage, he can't fight, hes obese and has diabetes rotting away his feet, and he hasn't worked in something like 20 years so obviously there's zero work ethic.

Even when he tries to describe what he would bring to the table in his fantasy world, it's laughable. If memory serves he said how h would just "chill" with his chick and "help people" or whatever. Literally that was ALL the thought he had put into this daydream that he rambles on and on about. That this new society MUST be better than the one he lives in now, when the reality is the exact opposite.
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I went to school with a few of these types. They're were all COMMUNIST and ANARCHIST, and their biggest life achievement was working fast food and getting addicted to heroin. I take that back, ONE went into computer science and turned super right wing and doesn't keep in touch with anyone anymore. The rest are either dead or moved to the west coast, probably still doing the same lame shit.

Slight PL, I come from a communist country. My parents beat into my head: "You work, you pay your bills, you eat, and then you do whatever you want to, but you WILL work."
 
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SteveGoatman said:
100% accurate. The VAST majority of people I see advocating for anarchy/revolution would be completely worthless in any society other than as currently structured. Lucas has absolutely no skills other than being a leach on government welfare programs. He isn't smart, he isn't strong, he can't hunt/fish/forage, he can't fight, hes obese and has diabetes rotting away his feet, and he hasn't worked in something like 20 years so obviously there's zero work ethic.

Even when he tries to describe what he would bring to the table in his fantasy world, it's laughable. If memory serves he said how h would just "chill" with his chick and "help people" or whatever. Literally that was ALL the thought he had put into this daydream that he rambles on and on about. That this new society MUST be better than the one he lives in now, when the reality is the exact opposite.
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In a zombie apocalypse,he'd be chow for the undead. Of course if he's unshowered they might mistake him for one of their ranks,no?

In his head, he would be plenty good with his child bride at the Elk Kingdom where they can eat prime rib nightly until they get robbed.
 
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Burned CDs said:
I went to school with a few of these types. They're were all COMMUNIST and ANARCHIST, and their biggest life achievement was working fast food and getting addicted to heroin. I take that back, ONE went into computer science and turned super right wing and doesn't keep in touch with anyone anymore. The rest are either dead or moved to the west coast, probably still doing the same lame shit.

Slight PL, I come from a communist country. My parents beat into my head: "You work, you pay your bills, you eat, and then you do whatever you want to, but you WILL work."
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Exactly, I was thinking of them (I've know this type of person) as well as the "Don't Tread on Me" crowd cosplaying as "soldiers" out in the woods and ranting about tHe FoReFathERs!! 1776! etc etc etc despite being massively out of shape and having no business owing/operating a firearm anywhere in the vicinity of other people.
 
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AnOminous said:
You probably could use a Lucas in any group of survivors so that you have someone to leave to the dead if you need to escape fast.
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You do NOT want someone like him to start reeing and screaming about being lonely (and probably crying) while hiding from zombies. It would be better to knock him out and tie him to a tree or pole and let them have him. It would either poison the zombies or turn them into super zombies.
 
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