Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Someone in a Tree]

Does he not realize that Sanders is pro-woman and that his biggest support group is millennials? And how is it that young women are ageist for wanting to date men their own age, but he's not ageist for only wanting to fuck date younger women?
And I think that his previous girlfriend was 18 years older than him is fascinating, especially with his current fixation on younger women.

I wouldn't be surprised if the only reason he supports Sanders is because of his popularity with millennials. He can just add that to the facile list of common interests that he shares with those he wants to fuck.

One of his Facebook albums is a tour of his apartment. It's from three years ago, make of that what you will.

 

[LikeicareKF]

A man like this who sends me messages on dating sites gets passed over, not because he's poor or old, not even because he's a crybaby.

You got nothing to offer. You're just begging women to selflessly give you sex.

.........dont you have a dick

 

[Andy27]

He offers nothing and has the personality of an unsalted cracker.

Oh, I really doubt it's unsalted

 

[glass_houses]

Does he not realize that Sanders is pro-woman and that his biggest support group is millennials? And how is it that young women are ageist for wanting to date men their own age, but he's not ageist for only wanting to fuck date younger women?
And I think that his previous girlfriend was 18 years older than him is fascinating, especially with his current fixation on younger women.

Age inappropriate (for lack of a better word) relationships tend to be a sign of maladjustment. On very, very rare occasions you'll meet people who make it work and celebrate their 60th wedding anniversary together, but in general, if you've a large age gap you've two people who fall into dominant/submissive rolls. Whips and leather might not be on show, but the psychological games are all there. If the older partner is the dominant, they like younger people because they're easier to control and manipulate. If the younger person is in control, it usually means that the older has severe social anxiety and is too insecure to approach anyone on their own level, and have a depressing tendency to end up with leeches and abusers because they're convinced that this is the best they deserve.
I
f Lucas was the dominant in his relationship, then his partner must have been psychological roadkill. If he was the submissive, then his ex was downright feral.

 

[Mecha-Lenin]

Socialists like this really grind my gears. Let me explain:

Spoiler

People like this get one thing right about socialism, society would be different. From the bottom on up, a socialist society (and not a Stalinist state dictatorship) would be almost completely alien to a capitalist one. Almost nothing would be left untouched, and probably, our views on the family, self-actualization, and even our relationships and sex, would change.

The problem, is when people use this as an excuse to make an idealistic wish-list, detached from any economic analysis. Even socialists with relatively compassionate and articulated views, have fallen into this trap. Fucking Karl Marx himself wrote about socialist wish-lists and their uselessness.

Stupid and selfish people who identify with socialism, of course, do this to. Lucas makes some vague connection between Bernie Sanders' flavor of socialism, and millennials refusing him china (and time machines? IDK). Our dear friend CISebelle, thinks all CIS white males will disappear under socialism and Queer POC utopia will reign (or something, IDK, fuck Phil).

These dullards and others like them may be initially attracted to the political philosophies clustering around Marxism for the same reasons many people do... but in the end they take the transformative side of socialist thought, and think they can fulfill any selfish or depraved whims their little shriveled hearts desire... if only the (who they view as) non-humans standing in their way bowed down to their implacable logic.

That, in a spergey nutshell, is why I yell at my screen every time I read their pseudo-socialist drivel.

 

[Milktheturtle]

No redeeming qualities
Unemployed
Government benefits
Crazy theory why he's a virgin
Awful personality
No hygiene or upkeep
Odd Fixation
Doesn't view women as equal
Sex is a right

All the quality for a nice man.

It's sad that he dont like older women, pretty sure he could try and fuck Faye Kane

 

[glutenfreebooty]

Poor 'ol Lucas needs a RealDoll in his life, considering all that he wants {or, rather, doesn't want} in a woman.
Or a Kimmi.

 

[SpacePanther]

Another meme

 

[Grog]

It's hard to read through the autism in those impact font macros. They're not even memes, just random statements. Also what do politics have to do with fucking 19 year olds?

 

[kcbbq]

Most of the people who support socialism are the ones that would have to be purged first to make it work - the ones who won't (as opposed to those that can't for whatever reason) contribute. Their lack of contribution guarantees they won't be successful under any economic system.

They are probably better off with what already exists where they are.

 

[RV 229]

You know, the thing about older guys who only go after younger women that's so creepy that they tend to think we're some sort of blank slate or baby animal that they can train to be their perfect wife. It's a manipulative tactic and why most girls detect red flags and are put off unless the guy has money or something else to bring to the table. And for some of us, money won't even cut it because we aren't all prostitutes.

Now, this is a generalization, but based on this idiot's little essay on why young women are better than older ones, I'm pretty sure it applies to him.

 

[DavidFerrie]

Socialists like this really grind my gears. Let me explain:

Spoiler

People like this get one thing right about socialism, society would be different. From the bottom on up, a socialist society (and not a Stalinist state dictatorship) would be almost completely alien to a capitalist one. Almost nothing would be left untouched, and probably, our views on the family, self-actualization, and even our relationships and sex, would change.

The problem, is when people use this as an excuse to make an idealistic wish-list, detached from any economic analysis. Even socialists with relatively compassionate and articulated views, have fallen into this trap. Fucking Karl Marx himself wrote about socialist wish-lists and their uselessness.

Stupid and selfish people who identify with socialism, of course, do this to. Lucas makes some vague connection between Bernie Sanders' flavor of socialism, and millennials refusing him china (and time machines? IDK). Our dear friend CISebelle, thinks all CIS white males will disappear under socialism and Queer POC utopia will reign (or something, IDK, fuck Phil).

These dullards and others like them may be initially attracted to the political philosophies clustering around Marxism for the same reasons many people do... but in the end they take the transformative side of socialist thought, and think they can fulfill any selfish or depraved whims their little shriveled hearts desire... if only the (who they view as) non-humans standing in their way bowed down to their implacable logic.

That, in a spergey nutshell, is why I yell at my screen every time I read their pseudo-socialist drivel.

Ever see Peter Weiss' play MARAT/SADE? There's a great monologue in it that NAILS this mentality:

Spoiler

"That's how it is, Marat

That's how she sees your revolution

They have toothache and their teeth should be pulled

Their soup's burnt

They shout for better soup

A woman finds her husband too short she wants a taller one

A man finds his wife too skinny he wants a plumper one

A man's shoes pinch but his neighbour's shoes fit comfortably

A poet runs out of poetry and desperately gropes for new images

For hours an angler casts his line why aren't the fish biting

And so they join the Revolution thinking the Revolution will give them everything

A fish

A poem

A new pair of shoes

A new wife

A new husband

and the best soup in the world

So they storm all the citadels and there they are and everything is just the same

No fish biting

Verses botched

Shoes pinching

A worn and stinking partner in bed and the soup burnt and all that heroism which drove us down to the sewers

Well we can talk about it to our grandchildren. If we have grandchildren"

Also what do politics have to do with fucking 19 year olds?

Another great line from MARAT/SADE, which I quoted to @Mecha-Lenin above:

What's the point of a revolution
Without general copulation?

A lot of guys join protest movements just to meet women, and vice versa. However, few are as open, pathetic, and repulsive about it as Wern the Worm is.

 

[moorhen]

Another meme

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I really want to hear what his reasoning behind this is.
Does he think that the people who support Sanders want to fuck him? Is he taking "#feelthebern" seriously?

 

[DykesDykesChina]

I want to weigh in here as well. I am not a physicist. I know nothing about the field. But I do have a rough idea of how to science. A bit over a century ago, scientific knowledge went kaboom. All over the world, fiendish people were lurking in basements, prodding the universe with pipettes and scalpels and exquisite high accuracy timepieces. It was fucking amazing what they did with such primitive tools. But the operative word here is 'primitive'. When you have primitive tools, there is a limt to what you can do. So armed with the knowledge that they needed more advanced tools to continue their studies, those fiendish people in basements looked at their primitive tools and made them better. And they learned even more, but then they hit a wall and they found that they needed to make their tools better. And thus an arms race was born. If I walked back into a laboratory that I worked in ten years ago- hell, even five years ago- unless I was looking at something called physical properties, I'd be fundamentally useless. It'd be almost like I'd never even heard of the lab in the first place.

The point I'm making here is that the tools science needs now are so insanely complicated that the age of basement science is effectively over. You still have fiendish people in basements, but in order to complete their experiments, they need incredibility complex equipment and the chances that they can build that equipment cheaply, accurately and safely by themselves is very low. So they have to take it to a laboratory at some point in order to prove that their time in the basement wasn't wasted. There's really no getting around it.

Basically, what I'm saying is that until this man can get to a physics laboratory in order to 'create', test and prove that his improbable device works, all he has is a theory. And if he actually knew how scienctific process works, he'd have enough wits to publish a paper, get his theory out there, make sure his name is attached to this fantastic invention so that he takes the credit when the Nobel prize nominations start coming in.

Tl;Dr The man's an idiot and a wannabe, and the only thing he's ever created are his own faeces.

In fact, you still can contribute to science as an amateur nowadays: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citizen_science

Most of all in astronomy there are still substantial contributions by amateurs. E.g. comet discoveries are mostly not made by professional astronomers because they lack time and opportunity to meticulously scan the sky with a wide-field telescope or high-end binoculars for fuzzy objects that are not nebulae.

Of course, in order to conduct amateur astronomy on research level -- be it scanning for comets or supernovae, measuring lightcurves of variable stars or follow-up observations of exoplanets discovered by professionals -- you need to educate yourself to a degree that goes beyond watching Neil de Grasse Tyson videos and reading popular science books. You'll also need to invest in pretty solid equipment: high-end amateur telescopes, CCD cameras, spectrometers.

If you lack the funds to do the latter, you can also join a club of amateur astronomers (who oftentimes have a stationary fully-equipped observatory) or conduct citizen science via the internet.

All of this requires time, effort, study and in the case you wish to use your own equipment not too little money (better amateur telescopes clock in at four-to-five-digit price tags). Lacking the latter is not neccessarily a showstopper as I explained above, but the first three items are sine qua nons. And this is where Werner would fail, because his idea of science probably consists of watching science videos and reading popular books and articles and then writing silly fantasy essays about constructing FTL communicators.

I feel sorta bad for posting this because if he googles himself, he might find this thread and reading the above might give him the idea of joining an amateur astronomer club -- which would lead to him becoming for the amateur astronomers what Shaner is to his railroad clubs: A big annoyance and public embarrassment.

 

[steelskin]

Another meme

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I don't get it. Does he think women will fuck him if Bernie becomes president?
OT: I always forget I have this extension installed.

 

[CatFace]

You know, I always wonder with these 'government will give me a girl' they never seem to mention what happens if they don't like the girl they get.

It's like how the 'happier abroad' guys who actually go abroad or get foriegn wives continue to complain about them.

They want robots, not a partner. Like seriously, save up for a real doll or something. Doll fuckers are more normal than these sort of guys. Did I just say that? At least those guys accept they just want something they can project their idealization of a woman on.

Anyways... in the op pic does it not look like he has makeup on his right eye? Black eyeshadow and white waterliner?

 

[Scampers]

They want robots, not a partner. Like seriously, save up for a real doll or something. Doll fuckers are more normal than these sort of guys. Did I just say that? At least those guys accept they just want something they can project their idealization of a woman on.

Real Dolls are expensive. At least doll fuckers will realize their dream and save up money for their fuck holes. If Werner ever realized he wanted to fuck a Real Doll, he'd whine to Bernie Boy that he deserves one because.

 

[AnOminous]

You know, the thing about older guys who only go after younger women that's so creepy that they tend to think we're some sort of blank slate or baby animal that they can train to be their perfect wife. It's a manipulative tactic and why most girls detect red flags and are put off unless the guy has money or something else to bring to the table. And for some of us, money won't even cut it because we aren't all prostitutes.

What's funny is they're vastly more creepy than old guys who want to fuck younger women just because they're lecherous perverts. Those guys are also much more likely to actually get laid.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

You know, I always wonder with these 'government will give me a girl' they never seem to mention what happens if they don't like the girl they get.

I just read the Inca Empire sort of worked that way, their government just paired up men and women one on one and married them. No idea what you could do if you didn't like your partner (or happened to be gay??), maybe you could apply to change your marital contract into a beheading.

 

[Outer_Spawn]

Wow. This guy.

His head is shoved so far up his ass that he's approaching some kind of recursive douchebag singularity.

However, his most egregious sin in my opinion is his inability to properly meme. He treats memes like turkeys, the more you shove in the better.

God help us if he starts producing pepes.