One does not eat, excuse me,gorge, on fried greasy cheap gristle meat when they already have bubble guts. You stick to dried toast or whatever until it stops. How TF did he live so long being this stupid about food?Considering the symptoms and timing thats definitely related to the shit he pulled with the raw chicken. But of course lucas is too stupid to realize that and will never listen to being told such even after having become sick himself
and despite being sick he still somehow manages to stuff himself like a pig. and lucas being lucas, he makes a sandwich out of tough cubed stew meat. Exactly what you're not supposed to do with it. It must have been like eating chunks of leather. He clearly doesn't understand what stew meat is or why its cubed up like that in the first place. Not that I should be surprised, as he also doesn't understand soup is supposed to have a broth, not just be hot water. All the more indicative of his exceptionally low intelligence as soup literally IS the broth, everything else is just added ingredients to make specific kinds of soup
I know thats probably ketchup and melted cheese but i'm not entirely convinced that isn't really some kind of jam and mustard he put on it. Especially considering the stupid shit he's done in the last 24 hours
So, with his food poisoning and fucked up kidneys, how long will it be before lucas latches onto more telomere pseudoscience to heal himself? I'm thinking maybe regenerating his telomeres to heal himself with magic binaural beats
Some forms of food poisoning can destroy your kidneys and his are already battered.