Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Considering the symptoms and timing thats definitely related to the shit he pulled with the raw chicken. But of course lucas is too stupid to realize that and will never listen to being told such even after having become sick himself

and despite being sick he still somehow manages to stuff himself like a pig. and lucas being lucas, he makes a sandwich out of tough cubed stew meat. Exactly what you're not supposed to do with it. It must have been like eating chunks of leather. He clearly doesn't understand what stew meat is or why its cubed up like that in the first place. Not that I should be surprised, as he also doesn't understand soup is supposed to have a broth, not just be hot water. All the more indicative of his exceptionally low intelligence as soup literally IS the broth, everything else is just added ingredients to make specific kinds of soup

I know thats probably ketchup and melted cheese but i'm not entirely convinced that isn't really some kind of jam and mustard he put on it. Especially considering the stupid shit he's done in the last 24 hours

So, with his food poisoning and fucked up kidneys, how long will it be before lucas latches onto more telomere pseudoscience to heal himself? I'm thinking maybe regenerating his telomeres to heal himself with magic binaural beats
One does not eat, excuse me,gorge, on fried greasy cheap gristle meat when they already have bubble guts. You stick to dried toast or whatever until it stops. How TF did he live so long being this stupid about food?
Some forms of food poisoning can destroy your kidneys and his are already battered.
 
Darwinism is all about surviving to pass your genes on to the next generation.
Lucas will certainly not be passing his genes on.
So long as Lucas remains a childless virgin, he is functionally a genetic dead end and on the losing side of Darwinism.
I think he meant how has lucas not earned himself a darwin award at this point

Jeep1971 said:
One does not eat, excuse me,gorge, on fried greasy cheap gristle meat when they already have bubble guts. You stick to dried toast or whatever until it stops. How TF did he live so long being this stupid about food?
Some forms of food poisoning can destroy your kidneys and his are already battered.
Its bizarre, even for lucas to be this stupid when it comes to food. I mean he grew up with his parents and lived in various institutional situations and roommate situations and never learned from any of these people the most fundamental things about surviving like basic food safety and what to do if you're sick? This has to be a case of lucas being told repeatedly by multiple people over the years that shit like this isn't how you're supposed to do things, and i'm sure he just blocked it out and rationalized it as everyone else being bigots and giving him unwanted criticism but he's plenty good and knows what he's doing

He's not just a danger to himself he's a danger to others when he starts fucking with raw chicken like that. That has to be cooking equipment he has to share with his roommate so if he doesn't wash it properly and bleach it and the roommate doesn't know, he could end up in the hospital the next time he tries to cook something himself

That said, lucas is real lucky he hasn't had any bright ideas about expensive gourmet mushrooms and decide to take it on himself to waddle into the spokane woods and pick random mushrooms thinking they're safe cause he watched a youtube video on it, or he'd be dead by now. Or worse, pseudo serial killer wern arc where he decides he doesn't like the other hobos and goes around giving them meals with poisonous mushrooms and kills a bunch of them. If he got caught he'd play stupid and any jury seeing his cooking videos and learning about him would think he's legitimately so stupid he didn't know better and probably give him a trip to the psych ward for awhile instead of jail and let him spent the winter lounging and gorging himself in the psych ward, just like he wanted

Rich people vacation at their private island, normal people at the lake or beach, lucas spends his vacations and winters in the local mental hospital - he has a break from reality to get a break from reality
 
I think he meant how has lucas not earned himself a darwin award at this point


Its bizarre, even for lucas to be this stupid when it comes to food. I mean he grew up with his parents and lived in various institutional situations and roommate situations and never learned from any of these people the most fundamental things about surviving like basic food safety and what to do if you're sick? This has to be a case of lucas being told repeatedly by multiple people over the years that shit like this isn't how you're supposed to do things, and i'm sure he just blocked it out and rationalized it as everyone else being bigots and giving him unwanted criticism but he's plenty good and knows what he's doing

He's not just a danger to himself he's a danger to others when he starts fucking with raw chicken like that. That has to be cooking equipment he has to share with his roommate so if he doesn't wash it properly and bleach it and the roommate doesn't know, he could end up in the hospital the next time he tries to cook something himself

That said, lucas is real lucky he hasn't had any bright ideas about expensive gourmet mushrooms and decide to take it on himself to waddle into the spokane woods and pick random mushrooms thinking they're safe cause he watched a youtube video on it, or he'd be dead by now. Or worse, pseudo serial killer wern arc where he decides he doesn't like the other hobos and goes around giving them meals with poisonous mushrooms and kills a bunch of them. If he got caught he'd play stupid and any jury seeing his cooking videos and learning about him would think he's legitimately so stupid he didn't know better and probably give him a trip to the psych ward for awhile instead of jail and let him spent the winter lounging and gorging himself in the psych ward, just like he wanted

Rich people vacation at their private island, normal people at the lake or beach, lucas spends his vacations and winters in the local mental hospital - he has a break from reality to get a break from reality

That's what I meant, sorry about that. I should have clarified. Don't forget, he's got such a gigantic chip on his shoulder, won't listen to anything someone tells him, and will go out of his way to do the complete opposite. He knows better than every single person alive or that has lived.
 
Looks like keffals stole lucas's idea about cloudflare. and, like keffals, lucas apparently thinks cloudflare was the host for the site and that them dropping service would remove the site

and I think I found lucas's favorite movie:
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Unsurprisingly created by a creepy pedo manchild only slightly stupider than lucas himself
 
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Fatty has been on a manic posting spree lately. I'm spoilering it so it doesn't take up half the fucking thread page.
Oh God, that ramen abomination...he added fucking garlic salt to it? This cow is doing a kidney failure speedrun.

Also, what the fuck is he going on about taxes for? Taxes are what's keeping this bovine breathing with a roof over his head. I swear he's like a walking Tea Party ad. I'd be livid if I was a Washington taxpayer and knew a cut of my paycheck was going to sustaining his useless existence.
 
Fatty has been on a manic posting spree lately. I'm spoilering it so it doesn't take up half the fucking thread page.
The fat autistic cow is back on his "aBoLIsH ThE pOlIcE" shit. This is more of the same virtue signaling shit that he thinks will impress the baby zooms. But as soon as he is in trouble he will run to the police for help. He also will threaten to call the police on people if he thinks it will some what benefit him. A true faggot through and through.

And of course the everyone will work for free and stores will have free stuff for everyone. This coming from a cow who hasn't worked in over 20 years. I think he is off his meds. This and the awful cooking seem to indicate this. He often would go on his utopian nonsensical rants when he was off his meds. If it weren't for the police and a captialistic society he would be put down like the sick cow that he is.
 
The fat autistic cow is back on his "aBoLIsH ThE pOlIcE" shit. This is more of the same virtue signaling shit that he thinks will impress the baby zooms. But as soon as he is in trouble he will run to the police for help. He also will threaten to call the police on people if he thinks it will some what benefit him. A true faggot through and through.

And of course the everyone will work for free and stores will have free stuff for everyone. This coming from a cow who hasn't worked in over 20 years. I think he is off his meds. This and the awful cooking seem to indicate this. He often would go on his utopian nonsensical rants when he was off his meds. If it weren't for the police and a captialistic society he would be put down like the sick cow that he is.
The irony escapes his peabrain.
If we lived in a Communist paradise like he thinks we should,he would have already been culled from society for being useless.
 
I think he meant how has lucas not earned himself a darwin award at this point
He already has. He will never reproduce.
Oh God, that ramen abomination...he added fucking garlic salt to it? This cow is doing a kidney failure speedrun.
Adding salt to ramen is insane. Completely normal ramen with just the included packet, by itself, has 90% of your sodium RDA right there. Actually ADDING even more salt? Demented.
 
Whenever he goes on these retarded rants, all I can think of is Billy Madison. He has at most in his entire life paid 300 bucks in taxes and that's on the high side. I think he takes those stupid shots at the military because he knows he wouldn't clear even the very first hurdle of enlistment, having a high school diploma or a GED, and because he's a gigantic coward. Just in case people don't know what I'm referencing.

 
Fatty has been on a manic posting spree lately. I'm spoilering it so it doesn't take up half the fucking thread page.
As usual, whenever lucas gets the opportunity he shows how much of a wannabe criminal he is. No cops so nobody will stop him from stealing shit and doing whatever he wants (apparently he thinks communist countries don't have cops and laws) and of course he goes back to his 'you'll give us (me) everything we want for free so we won't rob you! Then you'll work for free to keep from being robbed!' total greedy criminal mentality

Telo Miriam said:
Lucas continues to ruin his meatbox at record pace
That steak looks awful, what the fuck did he put on it? and of course lucas being lucas stuffs himself with meat at every opportunity. Aside from being a greedy walking stomach, the more he does that the more obvious it gets that its not just the food there is some kind of weird sexual or fetish thing going on with him and food

EDIT: New Videos:

Lucas shows how to peel a clove of garlic and looks absolutely horrifying in this video

and he brags about his freezer being half full of meat
 
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As usual, whenever lucas gets the opportunity he shows how much of a wannabe criminal he is. No cops so nobody will stop him from stealing shit and doing whatever he wants (apparently he thinks communist countries don't have cops and laws) and of course he goes back to his 'you'll give us (me) everything we want for free so we won't rob you! Then you'll work for free to keep from being robbed!' total greedy criminal mentality


That steak looks awful, what the fuck did he put on it? and of course lucas being lucas stuffs himself with meat at every opportunity. Aside from being a greedy walking stomach, the more he does that the more obvious it gets that its not just the food there is some kind of weird sexual or fetish thing going on with him and food

EDIT: New Videos:

Lucas shows how to peel a clove of garlic and looks absolutely horrifying in this video

and he brags about his freezer being half full of meat
He looks awful. Like racoons eyed bloated awful.
That steak looks like you'd need a saw to cut it.
 
We can add 'affordable shopping for food' to the list of things lucas doesn't understand then. He got ripped off. First, he's on a pretty small budget so buying pork would be a smarter thing to do. Or chicken for that matter. Buying stew meat and cube steaks is a ripoff in itself, as they're just the shitty parts of whatever is left or the tougher meat nobody wants to buy as anything else. Stores stuff them into those boxes because they're cheaper to produce and it lets them up the price. So theres 4lb he wasted right there. For that same $100 he could have bought alot more chicken thighs, pork chops or roasts (lots of places have those dirt cheap this time of year, got a big one for $6 the other day) and turkeys as well. a $20 turkey could have provided a weeks worth of food or more if used properly. Meat for a meal and sandwiches, stuffing, using the carcass to make a turkey soup that could be frozen and saved for when he needed it. Hell, he could have bought lots of kidneys and livers at a very low price and maybe a couple pounds of bacon and had liver and bacon quite a few times if he portioned it right. Plenty of places you can get a large package for $2

That said, i'm surprised lucas do what single mothers do alot here - buy large precooked chickens for $12 and just make sandwiches for a few days. Then again its lucas, he'd eat the entire thing in an hour and then beg for grubhub

But yeah, point is he did exactly what he shouldn't have done - bought some overpriced, shitty box of meat when he could have just been smart about it and got alot more food for what he spent. Its also interesting he just spent that much on meat. Does he even have anything to go with it? He should have at least bought a big bag of rice and maybe some dry beans or lentils. Its not the best meal but that would keep him going for the month, especially if he just sliced up a bit of meat into it and used it sparingly. But of course, this is lucas. He probably feels such meals are beneath a hobo of his stature. Can't yeet a bae on rice and beans or satisfy the werns greed and narcissism showing that off

As usual, whenever lucas gets the opportunity he shows how much of a wannabe criminal he is. No cops so nobody will stop him from stealing shit and doing whatever he wants (apparently he thinks communist countries don't have cops and laws) and of course he goes back to his 'you'll give us (me) everything we want for free so we won't rob you! Then you'll work for free to keep from being robbed!' total greedy criminal mentality


That steak looks awful, what the fuck did he put on it? and of course lucas being lucas stuffs himself with meat at every opportunity. Aside from being a greedy walking stomach, the more he does that the more obvious it gets that its not just the food there is some kind of weird sexual or fetish thing going on with him and food

EDIT: New Videos:

Lucas shows how to peel a clove of garlic and looks absolutely horrifying in this video

and he brags about his freezer being half full of meat
He is looking absolutely massive. His face is just so round and his fingers look like sausages.
 
As usual, whenever lucas gets the opportunity he shows how much of a wannabe criminal he is. No cops so nobody will stop him from stealing shit and doing whatever he wants (apparently he thinks communist countries don't have cops and laws) and of course he goes back to his 'you'll give us (me) everything we want for free so we won't rob you! Then you'll work for free to keep from being robbed!' total greedy criminal mentality


That steak looks awful, what the fuck did he put on it? and of course lucas being lucas stuffs himself with meat at every opportunity. Aside from being a greedy walking stomach, the more he does that the more obvious it gets that its not just the food there is some kind of weird sexual or fetish thing going on with him and food

EDIT: New Videos:

Lucas shows how to peel a clove of garlic and looks absolutely horrifying in this video

and he brags about his freezer being half full of meat
Jesus, he's shaking BAD. To me, this indicates he's still on psychotropic meds. And if that's the case, he must be experiencing some breakthrough mania given all the content we've been blessed with lately. If he stops his meds soon, we could be in for a delightful platter of Wern content with a side of Cheesy Cukes.

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I've taken Depakote in the past and that fine tremor is giving me flashbacks. Even tying shoes was a task. I'd bet 5 kiwibucks he's on a high dose of it.

In any case, I'm very pleased with the garlic-shucking video. Who knew I was doing it wrong all along? Next time I mince some garlic I'll make sure to toss in some Salmonella cultures for flavor.
 
Jesus, he's shaking BAD. To me, this indicates he's still on psychotropic meds. And if that's the case, he must be experiencing some breakthrough mania given all the content we've been blessed with lately. If he stops his meds soon, we could be in for a delightful platter of Wern content with a side of Cheesy Cukes.

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I've taken Depakote in the past and that fine tremor is giving me flashbacks. Even tying shoes was a task. I'd bet 5 kiwibucks he's on a high dose of it.

In any case, I'm very pleased with the garlic-shucking video. Who knew I was doing it wrong all along? Next time I mince some garlic I'll make sure to toss in some Salmonella cultures for flavor.
If he really is still on his meds and is still reverting to the wern persona then his mental health must be totally fucked at this point. He clearly needs to be doped to the absolute gills to keep him from going nuts again

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I call it esoteric contemplations on the nature of garlic by a hobo pumpkin
 
As usual, whenever lucas gets the opportunity he shows how much of a wannabe criminal he is. No cops so nobody will stop him from stealing shit and doing whatever he wants (apparently he thinks communist countries don't have cops and laws) and of course he goes back to his 'you'll give us (me) everything we want for free so we won't rob you! Then you'll work for free to keep from being robbed!' total greedy criminal mentality


That steak looks awful, what the fuck did he put on it? and of course lucas being lucas stuffs himself with meat at every opportunity. Aside from being a greedy walking stomach, the more he does that the more obvious it gets that its not just the food there is some kind of weird sexual or fetish thing going on with him and food

EDIT: New Videos:

Lucas shows how to peel a clove of garlic and looks absolutely horrifying in this video

and he brags about his freezer being half full of meat
So that I"m clear....this hobo incel with a bad tremor in his hands is telling me that the "easy" way to peel garlic cloves is to stick a knife into it, and then put your other hand around the clove AND THE KNIFE...and then squeeze the clove, twist the knife, and struggle with it like he does in this video...No chance that knife slips and he stabs himself directly in the palm of his hand and/or fingers, eh?

I also love that he filmed himself struggling badly and STILL uploads it as an "easy trick".

Amazing.
 
Lucas has been shit posting big time over the past 24 hours. He has a post where he is talking about how he is plenty good. 43 years old, has an apartment and is an amazing cook! And he loves the whole Janitors and doctors making the same amount of money. He thinks that is how it should be!

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