Al from Dadeville
Please expect my motion for sanctions forthvoming.
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Did we miss this absolute horror he posted Sept 19? This is a hate crime
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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It's not "hipster" you dumbass. It's basically a bowl of nothing that goes together.
And does a guy who shits himself need to eat plums?
WonderWino
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He literally added cereal, plums and watermelon to ramen. This is legit idiot food. Not even children would do that. The only thing that surprises me is he didn't pour sprite and ranch dressing on top
Shit like this is proof his parents never just stood and slapped him upside the head when he did stupid shit like this when he lived at home. He's exactly the kind of idiot who should have received a regular beat down growing up
Stinkyboy
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He might as well start eating actual fæces at this point.
WonderWino
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Mallon place should just rig the toilet piping in the building into one large vat of shit in the basement and move lucas next to it so he can just eat that, root around and roll in it like the pig he is. You've heard of a pig toilet? This would be a wern toilet
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CIA needs to hire his ass to create food used in intergoattion. I'd take full white room treatment over the shit he makes.
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Well he finally topped the cheezy cukes. Congrats Lucas.
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This proves his sense of taste is completely fucked. No one would ever find this abortion remotely appetizing.
I am convinced he cannot tell the difference in flavor between pumpkin pie and a shit lined shoe. All he can taste is salt and stuff thats really spicy. His taste buds are dead or there are serious wires crossed between what he tastes and how his broken brain interprets what he tastes.
WonderWino
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Who needs a white room when they can plaster the walls with pictures of topless unshowered, crazy eyed lucas. Everything you see has him on it
Should test that theory by putting a bunch of food coloring in some shit so it looks like pumpkin pie filling, then baking him a shit pie, tell him its a homemade pumpkin pie baked by a zoomer chef from the steam plant and see if he eats it
He'd eat it and say it was gourmet the moment he heard 'zoomer' and 'steam plant'
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This isn't even food. It's just madness in a bowl.
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I didn't think it could be done, though of course it could, and I'm inclined to disagree with you out of sheer cussedness. Yet you're right. The cheesy cukes have been surpassed by something worse.
"Watermelon plum buffalo chicken cap'n crunch ramen" doesn’t roll off the tongue like "cheesy cukes." I suspect that whenever the subject of Wern cuisine comes up, this dread dish will be cited as a characteristic example. When referring to it, rather than using the ingredients as an unwieldy name, I propose calling it the "hipster bowl." Or "fat faggot ramen."
Fatal Walter
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This guy put fried chicken and watermelon in his ramen. I'd think it was a racist joke from anyone else. I guess he watched Chopped and thought the people were actually just throwing random shit together. I bet if someone did this in the first season of chopped people would still be talking about it constantly today.
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You're not doing this awe inspiring recipe justice, though I get highlighting the chicken and watermelon does make a point. Maybe some morning Lucas will declare that he's ballin' pretty "street" and add grape drank, fried chicken, watermelon and collared greens to his ramen.
But as for his fat faggot bowl, Lucas added watermelon, plums, buffalo chicken, and captain crunch to an unknown flavor of ramen. While the mismatched flavors are alarming enough, its the presumed texture that makes this memorable for me. The fruit and cereal will not fare well in the hot broth, nor pair well with the noodles and breading on the chicken. Every bite is sure to be sickly sweet, mushy and slimy.
I wish he ate it on cam so we could watch him deal with the broth after having the captain crunch ait in it. Remember milk getting discolored by sugary breakfast cereal? Here, its ramen broth, presumably slurped up by an aspiring nonce.
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No
I bet his shart count is in the thousands by now.
No chance there wasn't an immediate rumbling in his festering colon followed by a almost didn't make it spattering into a doomed porcelain waste receptacle.
I bet his shart count is in the thousands by now.
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I think the most important thing we’re all forgetting, here, is that Lucas has declared he’s going to try making a poke bowl next week.
Combine the terribleness of this bowl of random shit with his famously consistent food contamination, and he might just fucking die.
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We could shorten it to 'Cramen' because he crammed a bunch of unrelated shit into a bowl and ate it.
WonderWino
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You left out the fact that lucas doesn't understand that anything involving raw fish for dishes like that requires a certain grade of raw fish to be even remotely safe. He'll dump a bunch of shit tier frozen raw fish into a bowl and make himself sick as fuck
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Jesus christ Lucas this is just embarrassing
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This is hilarious. This oozes cringe like his open sores do mrsa.
Immediately after posting it and getting buddy troll confirmation, he goes on about wanting sex (1st of course) and then companionship. He obviously wants a perfect 10 gen-z partner as well.