He's too retarded to play a rpg, doesn't matter from what era, shit like a RTS would snap his brain. Anything more complex than pong is too much for him. All of his board games are a way he can attempt to look smart, and because no one can stand him he never has to worry about actually playing them. I imagine that comment will be deleted pretty quickly since it points out that he has the tism.
Lucas trying to play a game like baldurs gate or one of the older command & conquer games would be a sight to behold. Or best of all, a game like hearts of iron 3 or any of the space empires series of games. He'd wig out inside half an hour and start having a meltdown. Thats why he doesn't play games, even he knows he's too stupid for them, not that he'd ever admit that. I mean he couldn't even figure out how to use his previous obama phone and it made him spaz out so badly he threw it in the woods and walked away like a fucking cave man and traded the nintendo ds galdaor gave him for a pot of pasta cause he didn't know how to use it either. Which was a very 'trading something valuable for magic beans' moment, even for lucas and shows how he doesn't think ahead at all, could have actually sold it for enough money to buy alot more food than just some pasta, but the greed, gluttony and stupidity won out
Frankly thats another reason he shouldn't be allowed to drive, aside from his unaddressed DUI issues and shit judgement, he is far too likely to lose his shit and cause a serious road rage incident that could lead to a major accident, so anything that ensures he's never behind the wheel is a good thing for everybody involved. Hell he can barely handle being on the bus and just sitting there without going off at people. It makes me wonder what would have happened if the people around him on the plane during his LA trip got pissed off at his smell, had made an issue with the crew and they confronted him about it. If he did his usual rant and scream at being criticized and told he's being inappropriate he'd find himself in very serious trouble very quickly. They do not fuck around on planes these days. Go nuts like that and you'll have an air marshal on your ass threatening to have you jailed when you land or get duct taped to your seat by the crew and then get arrested when the plane lands
Can you imagine the reeeing lucas would do if something like that had happened? No way it wouldn't have been caught on somebodies cell phone and ended up on the news. First the starbucks incident, then getting duct taped to his seat during a flight for spazzing out over being told to bathe while on a plane ride to meet a 16 year old at a hotel in another state. I'd laugh my ass off if when the cops asked him why he was flying to california at all being a broke hobo and getting told it was to meet someone at a hotel room, only for the cops to check his phone and notice the part where she said she was 16 and provided at least one nude (as lucas admitted to in his recorded convo with 'mias dad') oh boy would his intent come back to bite him in the ass in that scenario. Especially if he acted with the cops the same way he did when he realized he could be in serious trouble in the video and started threatening bounty hunters, bail bondsmen and his parents involvement. It would have been the perfect end to the LA saga, and probably lucas's life as he'd never survive prison as a wannabe chomo who's in shit health and morbidly obese and incapable of keeping his mouth shut. Either he'd piss people off and get stabbed or the beetus/kidneys would kill him before he ever got out
a video of lucas taped to his seat screaming about how the crew and passengers are all republican bigots and he's going to sic his parents and bounty hunters on them and sue for hate crimes against him alone would be worth it. On that note lucas clearly doesn't know what bounty hunters are or do, or bail bondsmen for that matter. They can't do shit or go after anybody without a warrant or a bond being involved, they aren't just randomly sent after people the way he seems to think they are.
