Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[SupToobs]

The fact that lucas thinks any aspect of that game makes any sense at all says alot about the inner workings of his mind and his scrambled, incoherent thought process.

It's like he took a bunch of mechanics that could work on their own and combined them with no regard as to how they will work together.

 

[WonderWino]

Cheese
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What the fuck? No really, what the fuck?

From what I can see he put canned beans, whole olives, a bag of chips, some kind of sauce thats either really shitty salsa or a can of diced tomatoes and covered it in what looks like nearly a pound of melted cheese....and thinks this is something to brag about? If this shit doesn't make his beetus go apeship it'll definitely fuck his kidneys even more than they already are. Clearly he didn't listen when his doctors told him about needing to limit protein intake when you have kidney issues

and that isn't even getting into the sodium and fat that'll send his blood pressure sky high. and he wonders why he gets horrible headaches? Shit like this proves he should be declared mentally incompetent and a danger to himself, locked up in a nursing home and forced to adhere to a proper diet

This is the shit he does when he has access to even the smallest amounts of money. If it wasn't for the fact he has almost none he'd have killed himself via food years ago

 

[ManfromtheMoon]

WORLD WAR CHEESE LMAO. come the fuck on.
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Warhammer 4k? even in dying this fatfuck is still a retard

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Lucas's new profile pic is the most honest.
Like he looks like a fucking horror movie villain.

and of course he won't sell any copies and likely won't even be able to afford one for himself. Even if he somehow manages to get one he'll never play it with anybody but jamie, who will likely be even more confused by this one

What's funny about Lucas forcing Jamie to play schizo games with him, is how often Jamie - by Lucas's own accidental admission - beats Lucas at his own fucking unhinged, convoluted games.

 

[Vi0l3t]

Cheese pizza with black pepper, yum!


He made this the other day. Lol I have seen better meals from stoners at 2am.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Cheese pizza with black pepper, yum!
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What was the running 'Farms theory about certain mental disorders and inability to taste trace amounts of flavors, so they overload with spices and seasonings?

He made this the other day. Lol I have seen better meals from stoners at 2am.
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Lucas Werner has the most impeccable way of making found sound not just gross, but creepy.

 

[Todd Weiss]

Erm.....How is that any different than how he was before the weight gain, medication and dialysis again?

You're not wrong. It's like a slow, downward trajectory with varying degrees of foulness.

The point of no return? Gotta be him smashing 2/3rds of a tube of cookie dough; finished minutes later. Fat fuck kept scooping it out with his finger, bite-by-bite, sending his blood sugar through the roof. You try to walk the halls of Mallon, minding your own business. Then a doctor notices and puts you in a boot. Hope that foot ulcer was worth it.

 

[WonderWino]

Cheese pizza with black pepper, yum!
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He made this the other day. Lol I have seen better meals from stoners at 2am.
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The kids would love it

That shows you how much he understands about kids. They're picky as fuck most of the time. No way a sane kid would touch that, or anything else he cooks. It also goes without saying that if lucas said something like that to a woman she'd freak out at his not so subtle I want to fuck you statement

and unsurprisingly he makes another wern style nonsensical brag about having a pepper grinder as a kid at his dads. Thats a really weird way to respond to someone saying he should have one of his own. Though I wouldn't be surprised if he means this quite literally and that he had had a person pepper grinder he carried around to dump disgustingly obscene amounts of pepper on everything he ate

Even deranged hobos usually have enough common sense to not think trying to pass off having a pepper grinder as a kid at his dads as a flex

 

[Pedophobe]

Even deranged hobos usually have enough common sense to not think trying to pass off having a pepper grinder as a kid at his dads as a flex

I'm having an actual crisis of conscience thinking I shouldn't be laughing so hard at someone so retarded.

Lucas "my blood pepper levels are getting dangerously low" Werner does not own a pepper grinder. He never has. Homelessness can't explain this. Schizophrenia can't explain this. Mere stupidity doesn't even come close.

 

[WonderWino]

I'm having an actual crisis of conscience thinking I shouldn't be laughing so hard at someone so retarded.

Lucas "my blood pepper levels are getting dangerously low" Werner does not own a pepper grinder. He never has. Homelessness can't explain this. Schizophrenia can't explain this. Mere stupidity doesn't even come close.

Exactly. I doubt he even knows how to use one, and if he actually had one he wouldn't have left it at his dads, nor would he have had one of his own when he was living there. Its not like king roy noticed lucas's love of pepper and bestowed upon him ownership of the royal pepper grinder

Speaking of which, everything about this screams lucas - right down to getting the food taken away from him at the end to be eaten by someone else:

Perhaps its a long lost clip from 1998 of lucas working the fry station at mcdonalds, as a young aspiring silverback

On that note, who says silverbacks don't have their own pepper shakers:

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1192788242/gorilla-large-wooden-salt-and-pepper

That would be perfect for lucas. Not that he would be able to figure out how to use it

 

[TractorGirl]

He knows you can just buy peppercorns in a grinder at the supermarket right?

 

[WonderWino]

He knows you can just buy peppercorns in a grinder at the supermarket right?

He would probably skip the grinder and add them to the food whole. and I wouldn't be surprised to see him chewing on whole peppercorns like gum either, with his pepper obsession

Makes me wonder what his version of bubble tea would be - shit tier tea with spoonfulls of peppercorns mixed in

 

[Scribbler]

He would probably skip the grinder and add them to the food whole. and I wouldn't be surprised to see him chewing on whole peppercorns like gum either, with his pepper obsession

Makes me wonder what his version of bubble tea would be - shit tier tea with spoonfulls of peppercorns mixed in

Even shit tier tea is too fancy for him. It'd be energy drinks.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Even shit tier tea is too fancy for him. It'd be energy drinks.

Energy drinks with full peppercorns and siracha mayo.
(Which he will drink in place of water as he bums around in 95*F heat, while wondering why his kidneys hurt)

 

[WonderWino]

You heard it here first - lucas's dick is like heroin laced strawberries to zoomer baes. For someone who supposedly doesn't consider drugging and raping little girls he sure talks about drugging and raping little girls alot. Offering to get them drunk, leering at them with cameras while they're sleeping, talking about doing creepy shit to female roommates while they're sleeping, talking about jizzing in food he makes for female roommates, offering to use his medical card to buy little girls oxy and other prescription drugs....

12 whole acres of the picturesque elken kingdom, ruled over by the benevolent king roy, who exiled the crown prince to the streets of spokane. Its not exactly a feudal fiefdom he's bragging about, or even a feudal manor. I mean shit I have a shit ton more land than that. I guess that means I can claim my position as lucas's feudal lord then. Not that lucas will be getting yeeted any of the fiance's ladies in waiting as a bride

So... that sounds like a future its not in the cards style freakout from lucas if everybody starts calling him chunk. Also half pushups, fucking lol

That one doesn't even need a comment

The lack of self awareness in this is astounding. Lucas publicly admits his mother treats him like a literal 5 year old child throwing a tantrum in the car

Lucas 'i'm totally not a criminal and don't advocate for anything illegal. Ever' Werner everybody

I respect women but fuck that pig vice president! You need to start respecting women like me!

Back when he had some semblance of hair, and yet somehow looks even more unhinged and psycho making expressions like this

Well this is horrifying. He's clearly trying to the 'hot girl trying to be seductive and suggestive with her finger in her mouth' pose that he saw on the internet or in some porn and thinks it works for obese, unshowered psycho men. and holy shit that rat tail he has going on there is horrifying

For a guy with a domestic violence charge who claims he's not violent and dangerous he sure likes to threaten the zoomer baes for not dating him. You heard it here first ladies - the wern is your final judgement for being slutty during the air virus. He will choke you with the truth until you love him

 

[SteveGoatman]

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For a guy with a domestic violence charge who claims he's not violent and dangerous he sure likes to threaten the zoomer baes for not dating him. You heard it here first ladies - the wern is your final judgement for being slutty during the air virus. He will choke you with the truth until you love him

I don't know when he posted this "meme" and all that but parts of this one are troubling, even for a pathetic candy ass like Lucas. While he absolutely can't "fight", he absolutely could use his size and weight against a smaller/weaker woman if one ever got close enough and he got set off.

 

[Fatal Walter]

I think that one was from mid 2021. I did find this one that I had missed earlier, though.

 

[Jeremiah the Bullfrog]

He is. The word you're looking for is projection. He does it constantly and utterly denies it when called out for it, no matter how obvious it is

Snagged this one from the Lucas Werner Brokeposting FB page. What a stupid post. A man could create an only fans if he wanted to. Most of the only fans thots, the bitches and thots, they probably barely make anything. Let alone, enough to pay their living expenses. The reason is that there is tons of free porn on the Internet, which is way better quality than what most OF thots are selling.

The dumb cow is saying that only fans represents the economy as a whole. Would be funny as hell if the cow tried to start an only fans. Can you imagine the Islamic content that would be released on that?

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I've long held the belief that Lucas's worldview is extremely porncentric. He's convinced himself that the average 18 year old girl gets gangbanged on the regular and that every social interaction between the sexes ends with a sexual encounter. He doesn't understand most of what happens in normal human interactions and he's colored in the blanks with what he's seen in porn (which would make him terrifying if he wasn't about to lose of foot or two).

 

[ManfromtheMoon]

I've long held the belief that Lucas's worldview is extremely porncentric. He's convinced himself that the average 18 year old girl gets gangbanged on the regular and that every social interaction between the sexes ends with a sexual encounter. He doesn't understand most of what happens in normal human interactions and he's colored in the blanks with what he's seen in porn (which would make him terrifying if he wasn't about to lose of foot or two).

Maybe 2018-early 2022 lucas is dangerous. But current lucas got that grandmas strength and stamina. Those skinny ass arms can't over power any woman above legal age.

 

[Twrx]

Maybe 2018-early 2022 lucas is dangerous. But current lucas got that grandmas strength and stamina. Those skinny ass arms can't over power any woman above legal age.

You forget that his true attraction is well below legal age.