Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Hate to post twice in such quick succession but these are just too fucking good not to share. he's just been manic posting about socialism and atheism nonstop for 3 days.
Smoked vegan mozzarella and peanut butter sandwich. Food banks have vegan cheese? Peanut butter seems to be a common thing that they would have, but "smoked vegan mozzarella cheese?". And Lucas thought that would go plenty good on a peanut butter sandwich?

And they had some jeans in fat man sizes that Lucas got? Also, plenty good. How bussin! 🐄 🐮
 
Hate to post twice in such quick succession but these are just too fucking good not to share. he's just been manic posting about socialism and atheism nonstop for 3 days.
Lucas forgets that those indigenous people worked their asses off farming, hunting or fishing, had very hard lives by our standards, stone age medical care and technology and were fortunate to live into their 50s. He speaks of 'innovation through necessity' without the obvious realization that said necessity led to the innovation of creating money of their own. They all had some form of barter economy and many of them had forms of actual currency. Lucas has of course never heard of the various kinds of bead and shell currencies and wampum. Hell chocolate beans were a currency to the aztecs. Lucas also forgets that in his native socialist paradise he's describing they all had violent warrior cultures and slaughtered the fuck out of and enslaved each other pretty constantly. There were no shirtless obese diabetic welfare indians sitting around in a teepee or longhouse stuffing themselves with deer, buffalo and pemmican like it was iroquois clinkerdaggers and fucking all the topless native baes like lucas imagines himself in this scenario

Only ones who care are the rich. The workers would just go in to see the happy looks on everyones faces because they just gave equality to everyone
Lucas, who himself refuses to get a job for money, thinks people will volunteer to do their jobs without getting paid just to see the happy look on lucas's face as he waddles into the restaurant, orders 10 plates of sushi and 3 steaks and gorges himself homer simpson at the frying dutchman style. Typical arrogant lucas who thinks he is beneath working expects everyone else will do all the work for him so he can benefit from it. and what happens if they don't do such a thing? Oh, thats right.....
If the businesses were boarded up upon money being eliminated people would simply break in
So another if they don't give me what I want i'll steal it anyway moment from lucas. Nevermind the fact that in this scenario if they aren't working nobody is making the things for him to steal, and I doubt lucas would break in to work in the kitchen and cook himself food with ingredients he obtained himself and brought with him

He literally thinks if nobody wants to do their job for free for his benefit somebody else will wander in off the street and do it anyway. Nobody would do that and even if they would, how does that even work for 99% of jobs? Maybe flipping burgers thats feasible.....until you realize nobody in the production chain wants to work either so none of the ingredients get made and shipped to the restaurant so nobody has anything to make anything with, and you can't just have people walking in off the street to make computer chips or run the power grid or perform surgery. He didn't think a single thought about what he's suggesting beyond if nobody uses money anymore I get to eat and do anything I want for free! and it clearly shows Lucas is exactly the type of person who if he were living in the 18th century in france he'd have gleefully been rubbing his hands together like the greedy jew meme and calling out to execute the king and all the other rich enemies of the revolution thinking he was going to get his hobo paradise, only to end up marched up to the guillotine ten minutes after the king, and only taking that long because it would take at least that much time to find a carriage large enough to haul his fat ass to the site without collapsing under his weight

and money creates poverty? Without money there would be plentiful and available? Sounds like something an edgy socialist 14 year old would say on tumblr. Yeah because all the ancient societies who had yet to develop money were rich paradises where everyone ate like kings and wanted for nothing, right lucas? Poverty has existed as long as humans have

His happiness comes from living generously is such an obvious veiled repeat of you'll get that dopamine hit if you're nice to me psycho belief he used to rant about on youtube its not even funny. He truly is stupid as fuck and utterly manipulative in everything he says and does. He has to be one of the most self serving people i've ever seen in my entire life

and I find it very hard to believe that a food bank is handing out vegan mozerella. That shit is expensive and nobody wants it. and the way he talks about bussin ass blue jeans makes him sound like the idea of people getting unblemished, clean clothing is abnormal and surprising to him. That should speak volumes about his mindset. He's lucky nobody is bussin his ass back to eastern state

Hell with lucas its not even the usual greedy jealous spiel of give me money so I can be on everyone elses level for free! its I hate everyone with more money than me! get rid of money entirely! make everyone poor! bring them all down to my level! i'm used to living like a hobo so it'll be a step up the ladder for me but you'll all suffer! It says an awful lot about what kind of person he is to want to destroy society out of stupidity, greed, jealousy and laziness
 
Power level: As a teenager, when we would visit my Dad's family, I would often go help his siblings that were farmers and ranchers, because I love that kind of shit. Even as a stupidly in shape teenager, at the end of every day, I was beyond beat. Like falling asleep before my head even hit the pillow. Lucas would be beat walking out the front door, let alone even the slightest bit of work required. I would gladly pay to watch a "the freak farms" tv show.
 
Smoked vegan mozzarella and peanut butter sandwich. Food banks have vegan cheese? Peanut butter seems to be a common thing that they would have, but "smoked vegan mozzarella cheese?". And Lucas thought that would go plenty good on a peanut butter sandwich?

And they had some jeans in fat man sizes that Lucas got? Also, plenty good. How bussin! 🐄 🐮
Now... don't get me wrong here. I am NOT defending the Wern or his food creations but I myself do enjoy a Peanut butter and sharp Cheddar cheese sandwich. It's like a sandwich version of the ToastChee crackers. It was something I came up with while high and having the munchies when I was younger. Even though I don't smoke weed anymore the sandwich is still pretty good.
 
Power level: As a teenager, when we would visit my Dad's family, I would often go help his siblings that were farmers and ranchers, because I love that kind of shit. Even as a stupidly in shape teenager, at the end of every day, I was beyond beat. Like falling asleep before my head even hit the pillow. Lucas would be beat walking out the front door, let alone even the slightest bit of work required. I would gladly pay to watch a "the freak farms" tv show.
I’ll give him a job on our farm, if he makes it through the day I’ll give him $10k. Think I’m pretty safe.
 
In a strange roundabout broke brain way, renting is a flex. Lucas doesn't have to do upkeep, He doesn't even pay out of pocket. It's like when I flexed on people with my old company car. Some other pleb, changes my oil, I got rid of it after a few years and it wasn't cool enough, and work paid for it. Now the difference, I provided services that required me to travel and it was deemed a reward and need.

Lucas who's plenty good, flexes he doesn't have to work. I think aside his own selfish views he really does think he's being rewarded for being so great by welfare. I mean, he wuz KANGZ and going to get the elk kingdom. As the lord of the bums as he views himself, he does always think he's worth things because he's him. Renting/leasing is a mixed bag for people, some people rent because they can't afford to own, others rent because they are so well off they choose to let others deal with things like upkeep. As a real estate mogul once told me "own where you rent out, and rent where you live." Before he and his wife had kids, they lived everywhere since his job allowed him to, condo in seattle for a year, liked it did another, tired of the cold? Off to Florida, hmm. maybe London next? Renting is a mixed bag.

But since commie Lucas I want to point out, they love to HATE on land lords. Lucas thinks in his good commie brain, him paying a lot of money to a land lord is a flex. Gosh, isn't helping the capitalists a "please face the wall" offense?

I guess it's area depending but when I was helping deliver pack and donate food during covid, we got TONS of that over priced vegan stuff. Even at the worst part of the supply chain the stores that donated to us dropped that stuff off a lot.

Lucas who's allergic to work, like even bathing thinks he can farm? Ha! I can tell you even with my little suburbs plot those "heavy days" like mulch and all can kick your butt and I'm pretty damn fit. Lucas doing a real day at micky D's tired him out, body and mind. Now he thinks he can get up before dawn and throw hay? This might be up there with his best comical insane thoughts. Reminds me of Chris chan the 500 lb dog house and how he's jacked from doing curls with a 12 pack of soda.

Sometimes I wonder why (aside his attempt to win over zoomie poonie) he tries these insane an com things. He's legit living his "dream" everyone else has to work and he gets to waddle around eating for free.
 
This is so fucking braindead it's actually hilarious. I love how his only only two examples are restaurants and retail. Wonder how "generous" people are gonna be when nobody wants deal with all the sewage and garbage (or any of the other countless horrible and disgusting jobs) when there's literally no incentive because everyone still gets the same things the easy job workers get. It's insane to me that he is actually unable to think past his teeny, tiny little retard bubble of food and clothes and maaaaybe housing. "In the absence of money more free commodities would show up" LMAO how can anyone possibly be this stupid?
 

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Lucas is one of those particularly ignorant self-described "Communists" who don't understand that money isn't just this thing we invented to oppress each other. It represents something; specifically it represents work*. Humans are unique amongst earth's species in that we make things. We have economics. Each of us specialise in making different things and exchange them for mutual benefit. Money is just a more sophisticated method than barter for achieving this. Money is a piece of someone else's labour in your pocket that you exchanged for your own, and can be exchanged for something you need later.

I put an asterisk after "work" because under capitalism it does not often equate to labour, because supply and demand affect prices far more. Marxists say that it should, 1:1, represent labour. Abolishing the means of exchange would not change this at all. There would still remain the problem of who gets what that people produce. Abolish money, economics will remain. That is at the core of Marxism. It doesn't seek to abolish economics, that's impossible and not what Marxists want. Marxists want labour and value to be equal.

This is bad news for those who do not labour.

Lucas, have you ever wondered why real Communists, ones who have read Marx, or at least skimmed the Wikipedia page on the Communist Manifesto, are all about Worker's This and Worker's That? They go on about these "Workers" an awful lot. It's almost as if they're core to the whole idea. Non-workers not so much. Non-workers go straight to gulag, comrade.

Lucas isn't a communist. He's just a fatass who wants free food.
 
This is so fucking braindead it's actually hilarious. I love how his only only two examples are restaurants and retail. Wonder how "generous" people are gonna be when nobody wants deal with all the sewage and garbage (or any of the other countless horrible and disgusting jobs) when there's literally no incentive because everyone still gets the same things the easy job workers get. It's insane to me that he is actually unable to think past his teeny, tiny little retard bubble of food and clothes and maaaaybe housing. "In the absence of money more free commodities would show up" LMAO how can anyone possibly be this stupid?
I live real well thanks to food and clothing banks

That is the definition of not living well. Nobody who relies on those things are living well. Thats literally why such places exist. Lucas has no understanding of humans at all if he thinks people are that generous. Humans are a petty, greedy species who don't generally give a shit about each other beyond their family or tribal affiliations. Its the reason our history is so filled with violent wars, why survival of the fittest was a thing until very recently and his attitude is exactly the kind of thing that prompted the victorians to make workhouse life so unpleasant. He's exactly the kind of person they had in mind when they talked about people not wanting to work and trying to take advantage of the system to get something for nothing. Lucas was born 150 years too late. If anyone deserves a few months in a victorian workhouse its him. Can you imagine lucas having to do this stuff for his food and shelter:
 
Hate to post twice in such quick succession but these are just too fucking good not to share. he's just been manic posting about socialism and atheism nonstop for 3 days.
Holy shit, the part where he says that in his moneyless utopia service workers would still voluntarily show up at their jobs just to see the smiles on the faces of the people as they distribute goods and services for free! Lucas, with his infinite free time, could easily volunteer at a free food store, clothing drive, or any other type of charity and actually experience this feeling in real life, but that would entail leaving his bed. It's been said a million times but what empty, lazy, posturing slacktivism.

Lucas is an egregious example but this also does point to a wider problem with social media anarcho-communists: nothing is stopping you from setting up alternative systems to the state or capitalism as long as they are peaceful and voluntary. They just don't like the reality of uncompensated labor, their lazy asses can barely tolerate compensated labor. Lucas' vision here of working for nothing but the cause is such a hilarious inversion of his actual life where he collects money to sit on his ass.
 
$1260? He is living in a subsidized apartment. His SSI payment is a little over $900 a month. The apartment intercepts over half of that to pay for his apartment. It isn't a flex at all. Dude is 43 years old. He has no idea how the world works. He really thinks he is in an impressive situation.
Lucas doesn't. He thinks he's entitled to a fancy place to live along with expensive food. Remember at Phoenix Place or whatever it's called, when he had a studio apartment to himself finally, he talked it down the entire time. Of course, how he wishes he kept that and then the Fartbox now. Lucas only lives in the now, and believes he should be given the best.
 
Fuck it. I don't even care that I'm borderline spamming at this point. He's posting the funniest shit lately. Maybe it's cuz I'm a bit late to the Wern lolbus but it's endlessly entertaining to me and I need to tell people who understand lmfao. Also, he hasn't had a job in TWENTY THREE years. I knew he was a bum but holy fucking shit.
 

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Fuck it. I don't even care that I'm borderline spamming at this point. He's posting the funniest shit lately. Maybe it's cuz I'm a bit late to the Wern lolbus but it's endlessly entertaining to me and I need to tell people who understand lmfao. Also, he hasn't had a job in TWENTY THREE years. I knew he was a bum but holy fucking shit.
Please keep sharing these posts. I am not FB friends with the cow, so, I rely on people like you to share his posts. You are not spamming at all. Doing good work by sharing these.

Gerd, eh? Yeah, I am sure that has nothing to do with all the terrible food he eats along with the things he mixes together. I am not sure who the cow thinks he is fooling. He is not gonna get a job. No way. Get sick at work? Okay, Tubby. He just doesn't want to work. Wants the government to hand him everything.

Also, I love the idea of telling Lucas he could volunteer at a food bank or clothing drive. He would moooo and reeee at that idea. He needs help, he shouldn't be the one helping! He would promptly block any bigot who would suggest he do such a thing.
 
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Fuck it. I don't even care that I'm borderline spamming at this point. He's posting the funniest shit lately. Maybe it's cuz I'm a bit late to the Wern lolbus but it's endlessly entertaining to me and I need to tell people who understand lmfao. Also, he hasn't had a job in TWENTY THREE years. I knew he was a bum but holy fucking shit.
Oh god, he always describes sex in the most viscerally gross, off-putting way imaginable. "No one to hump and cum on her belly", yeeeuck. Gross, stilted, unerotic, unappealing, awkward, cringe, fumbling, desperate, and virginlike. Nice food analogies too you fat fuck. "Salsa with no verde" doesn't make sense though, verde just means green, it's not a second ingredient. I know this isn't news but goddamn our boy Wern is stupid as fuck.
 
Fuck it. I don't even care that I'm borderline spamming at this point. He's posting the funniest shit lately. Maybe it's cuz I'm a bit late to the Wern lolbus but it's endlessly entertaining to me and I need to tell people who understand lmfao. Also, he hasn't had a job in TWENTY THREE years. I knew he was a bum but holy fucking shit.
So lucas has GERD huh. Lets take a look at the risk factors shall we:

Risk factors include obesity, pregnancy, smoking, hiatal hernia, and taking certain medications.

Obesity huh. Too fat to work then are we lucas? Thats what you're saying?

Medications that may cause or worsen the disease include benzodiazepines, calcium channel blockers, tricyclic antidepressants, NSAIDs, and certain asthma medicines.

I wonder how many of those lucas is on

Lifestyle changes include not lying down for three hours after eating, lying down on the left side, raising the pillow or bedhead height, losing weight, and stopping smoking.[6][11]

Not lying down for three hours after eating huh. So no more shirtless clinkerdagger take out on your stomach while laying in bed then lucas? and you're totally going to lose all that weight right?

Foods that may precipitate GERD symptoms include coffee, alcohol, chocolate, fatty foods, acidic foods, and spicy foods.[12]

So half the shit lucas eats then

and whats this?

In the Western world, between 10 and 20% of the population is affected by GERD.[9] It is highly prevalent in North America with 18% to 28% of the population suffering from the condition.[13]

So.... according to lucas up to 20% of the western worlds population shouldn't be working then

tldr: lucas thinks having heartburn and a little acid reflux means he shouldn't work. GERD is not going to make him 'get sick at work' and I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised to find out this is an attempt to both excuse not working and explain away all his kidney related puking episodes

and of course its getting worse, his diet is absolute shit and all the things he's not supposed to be eating with GERD. Shit i've done more work with pneumonia than he has done in 20 years combined i'll bet. Lucas is the kind of person who looks for an excuse to take the rest of the day off when he stubs his toe

Cnaiur urs Skiotha said:
Oh god, he always describes sex in the most viscerally gross, off-putting way imaginable. "No one to hump and cum on her belly", yeeeuck. Gross, stilted, unerotic, unappealing, awkward, cringe, fumbling, desperate, and virginlike. Nice food analogies too you fat fuck. "Salsa with no verde" doesn't make sense though, verde just means green, it's not a second ingredient. I know this isn't news but goddamn our boy Wern is stupid as fuck.
Exactly. That salsa reference shows how little he understands about even the simplest things. Like you said verde isn't an ingredient its a type of salsa. He literally said 'salsa but no salsa' without realizing it and thinks it makes him sound smart. and i'm not entirely convinced he wouldn't put all those ingredients together in one sandwich. a peanut butter, jelly and salsa sandwich certainly sounds like a very lucas meal

and if his apartment is 'clean' its because theres a housekeeping service for the tards. But lets not forget lucas's definition of clean includes scrubbing the floor with a literal toilet brush so take any such claims with a gain of salt the size of a basketball
 
New profile pic from Lucas. I don't even know anymore, how is this supposed to be cool or sexy?
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Nothing says i'm hip and with it to the zoomers and alphas like a profile background that looks like its out of a 1989 dos war game, and is he trying to make himself look like a cartoon character with his tongue hanging cartoonishly out of his mouth like a horny roger rabbit?

On that note I eagerly await lucas doing this to some horrified zoomer in a grocery store to prove he's plenty good dating material who's in touch with the younger generation:
 
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