Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[aerostar88]

"Autobiographical but nothing about me is mentioned"
....does he know the definition of an Autobiography?

I guess it's about the intense struggle of being a 36 year old white, single, homeless, unemployed male in an ageist world that discriminates against those with highly contagious skin diseases. Not about Lucas, though.

 

[Siren of a Sperg Spirit]

....does he know the definition of an Autobiography?

I think that's just the :autism: way of saying it describes his life without mentioning him. But I'm pretty sure he doesn't know the definition, he's shown in the past that his vocabulary is kind of broken. I think at one point he claimed that gestation was when a woman's body starts producing eggs.

I like to think that when he hears a new word he looks it up on google or something, skims the first thing he finds for any buzz word that applies to his personal narrative, then his delusions fill in the blanks.

 

[aerostar88]

I like to think that when he hears a new word he looks it up on google or something, skims the first thing he finds for any buzz word that applies to his personal narrative, then his delusions fill in the blanks.

TRUE and HONEST research, Werner style.

 

[aerostar88]

Feeeeemales don't want my telomeres and homemade nachos therefore BIGOT

Not if they were my kids.

First of all, please never have children. Also would you tell your children to have sex with older men because telomeres? How old would they be before their first "introduction" to telomeres.

TL;DR: 86% of women wont have sex with me. There is no other 14%

 

[Rabbit Bones]

First of all, please never have children

lol like any woman is ever going to give him the chance

 

[Grog]

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Feeeeemales don't want my telomeres and homemade nachos therefore BIGOT

First of all, please never have children. Also would you tell your children to have sex with older men because telomeres? How old would they be before their first "introduction" to telomeres.

TL;DR: 86% of women wont have sex with me. There is no other 14%

Only Lucas Werner has the perfect telomeres therefore his daughter would only be allowed to fuck Lucas Werner.

 

[Solzhenitsyn]

Werner-watchers, is he still obsessed with the golden ratio and Fibonacci or has that been completely supplanted by this telomere craze?
Also, has he said anything about Bernie endorsing Hillary?

 

[AnOminous]

Feeeeemales don't want my telomeres and homemade nachos therefore BIGOT

You can't make anything homemade under a bridge.

 

[Shahid_Ali_Is_MyFriend]

He's slowly drifting away from it now.

 

[Father Dharmendra Rada]

Werner-watchers, is he still obsessed with the golden ratio and Fibonacci or has that been completely supplanted by this telomere craze?
Also, has he said anything about Bernie endorsing Hillary?

Fibonacci gets mentioned at least once a day, but not nearly to the extent that it was before. In regards to Dear Leader endorsing Hillary he said: "but the doc isn't til the 25th!!!!"(lol)

Also, it's escalating:

After he posted it, I think I heard a loud thud of all the millenial pair of underwear dropping to the floor.

Found this on his profile too. Not sure who made it, but fucking hilarious:

 

[CallMeDoctorWerm]

http://feelthewerner.tumblr.com/?og=1

Posting from my phone sorry if that link doesn't post correctly. Just found that page didnt know if you guys had seen it

 

[Grog]

How come millenial chicks aren't rushing to suckle on those juicy manboobs? Bigotry, I tell you.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Well that photo certainly destroyed my faith in God.

 

[aerostar88]

How come millenial chicks aren't rushing to suckle on those juicy manboobs? Bigotry, I tell you.

Are the telomeres just in his "seamen" it can I also get it though those titties? Someone could do with borrowing a "muscle bra" from Chris.

 

[Mecha-Lenin]

Also, it's escalating: https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/screenshot_2016-07-14-14-15-04-1-png.115512/ After he posted it, I think I heard a loud thud of all the millenial pair of underwear dropping to the floor.

superior children

Say what? This is like the overconfidence of cows mixed with eugenics. I never thought he would get this retarded.

 

[wheat pasta]

You know, I've always thought Lucas looked like a younger, special needs version of Blake Shelton...

Spoiler: I dunno, is it just me?

 

[big salad]

cannot be unseen

You know, I've always thought Lucas looked like a younger, special needs version of Blake Shelton...

Spoiler: I dunno, is it just me?

 

[WatchtheWorldWern]

How come millenial chicks aren't rushing to suckle on those juicy manboobs? Bigotry, I tell you.

Lucas is living proof of the absence of intelligent design.

 

[saltwatertaffy]

Oh, goddammit. Blake Shelton has been ruined for me.

 

[aerostar88]

I was thinking about creating a thread for this guy, but lately he's been popping up in Lucas' stuff as well, thanks to a certain troll I've mentioned here before. If anyone thinks it's thread worthy, I might make one for him down the road.

Jared Cheeseman is a 31 year old man with cerebral palsy from Bakersfield, California. Most of his (original) posts on Facebook consist of wrestling shit, racism, anti-liberal memes, and most of all, complaining about women not wanting him. The troll Lee James informed me that a friend of his was summoning Lucas in the comments on Jared's Facebook posts. It's quite easy to summon Jared on Lucas' Facebook. Just tag him and he will show up raging at Lucas.

He get's terribly offended at Lucas' obsession with telomeres because he isn't yet 35 and actually thinks Lucas is stealing women from him.

Jared calls out Lucas in this video
https://www.facebook.com/jared.cheeseman/videos/10154557647722668/

Probably the best interaction between them