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Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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WonderWino
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On healthy grain bread
Says the guy who deep fried his fries in bacon grease and stuffs a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with pork and hummus. Hear that baby zoom? Lucas is totes healthy eating hummus and using healthy grain bread for his sandwiches. Nevermind the fact he deep fries his fries a second time in bacon grease and makes everything he eats as unhealthy as possible. Lucas is going full homer simpson here:
and of course even when fried in fucking bacon grease, lucas can't taste the fries so he loads them up with an insane amount of pepper
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Yes, Lacey and the few druggie band members she fucks did. They did it to bully and torture Lucas. That's the only experience Lucas has ever had with a zoomer bae outside of the brief living arrangements he had with his "friends" and their gfs he was intensely jealous of.
WonderWino
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True though those ones were people deliberately fucking with him directly, I meant more in regards to the general population of flatbills he thinks are part of some zoomer hoarding cabal
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Lucas is plenty good! He is a great cook and is bussin! Stop being bigots and stop being agephobes! Reeee!
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Nonsense Lucas, I have plenty to offer you - derision, contempt, laughter. All of the finest Kiwi vintage. You're going to die, it's entirely your fault, no-one will miss you. Haha.
If any woman wanted to fuck me after eating a deep fried bacon grease and tuna sandwich, I'd probably have her committed. Despite his obvious taking offence at the idea that he can't get laid for free, he still thinks sex is transactional.
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He views people as nothing but transactional npcs. All that matters, is what everything and everyone can do for him. And by transactional, I mean they give him, and if they're lucky , he may consider thinking about possibly saying thank you. But that'll never happen.
WonderWino
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Aside from being obviously a transactional situation and not really normal relationship wise, if he is only getting sex cause he cooked for her he doesn't seem to notice how dangerously close to the concept of prostitution that comes off as. Though anybody who's response to being fed a toasterbortion meal is to offer sex definitely has a few screws loose no matter how desperate they are and probably isn't too far off from being as mental as lucas is
He clearly didn't see the irony in his statement that every time he had sex, by his own admission it wasn't free, its just that money wasn't involved. Him saying that also inadvertently outs his claims of past relationships in high school and such as bullshit as he obviously wasn't cooking for anyone then. Not that they weren't obvious bs claims to everyone but him anyway
If lucas thanks anyone for anything its not because he means it its because its an attempt at manipulation or the setting he is in pressures him into assuming its something expected of him and will make him look bad if he doesn't. and speaking of the manipulative angle of that, lucas very much reminds me of rule of acquisition 299: After you've exploited someone, it never hurts to thank them. That way its easier to exploit them next time. It seems like a very lucas sort of mentalityTwrx said:
That said, lucas comes off as somebody who had the very basics of how to deal with and interact with people in some manner drilled into him with great difficulty at a very young age, and what he took from that was everything has to be done in a very specific and usually transactional way. If he wants something he understands he might have to offer something in return (aka i'll hook you up with a steak dinner if you yeet me a bae), if someone asks a question an answer of some kind is the expected response, if someone pisses you off retaliate and do the same to them, etc... he's like a shitty if statement with very limited understanding even of that much interaction. If anything strays from that simple concept by any significant amount lucas becomes confused, doesn't understand what to do or how to adapt his interaction and that confusion becomes frustration and then anger. He rationalizes it as they're out to get him, they're fucking with him because he doesn't play by the rules he expects them to and he turns them into the enemy. This helps him deal with such situations, allows him to convince himself he can ignore what he didn't understand and convince himself he isn't an idiot for his lack of understanding cause it was totally deliberately being fucked with the whole time.
Lucas can deal with some basic things like buying something at a store or ordering food at a restaurant because they fit in with his transactional understanding, but even then he reads into things that aren't there, like staff somehow flirting with him when doing their job, leading to him causing incidents, but as far as normal people and interactions go he has absolutely no idea how to really deal with people at all if he or they don't have something they are offering each other. He'll introduce himself, ask whats up with them, maybe comment on whatever response he gets and then he's totally lost and confused. The closest he gets to avoiding this seems to be when he goes on some manic rant about socialism and things of that nature and other hobos and such listen in and ask questions or play along for entertainment purposes which makes him go on a further tirade because he assumes people now think hes smart and important. But even that is a largely one sided stream of consciousness from lucas rather than real interaction. Notice how he gets when people ask him complicated questions about his 'ideas' or raise doubts about any of it, even if not doing so to fuck with him. He's right back to assuming he's being fucked with and has no understanding of what to do other than retaliate
Fatal Walter
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If Lucas was any other incel I'd definitely think "some of you are aight" was a Columbine reference but I'm never sure what this guy actually is aware of. I still can't believe that Suzanne put up with his infantile cooking and he came out of it thinking he's an accomplished chef for his random white trash creations that have only gotten weirder since then.
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Ugh. His visible eye is still very puffy in the eyelide area. His skin looks absolutely terrible and I'm now noticing discoloration and liverspots everywhere especially forehead. He looks gray and sickly. Plenty good.
WonderWino
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He put bananas and fruit cocktail into a pasta dish. Fucking hell thats bad even by shit served to dementia addled seniors in seedy mexican nursing homes standards. Even kids don't make food combos that bizarre
and he's clearly trying to make people think he's being healthy by doing that shit. Its got fruit and bananas! I'm eating oranges! Those are totally healthy things zoom zoom! Putting guacamole and salsa on spring rolls just makes him look mental. It really doesn't occur to him that he's advertising the fact he's not right in the head by broadcasting he's doing this shit to the world. But no, he's plenty good, his mommy said so and anyone saying otherwise is a bigot spreading lies and false rumors about him. and lets remember the fact we're not even half way through the month and he's already raiding the food bank after blowing all his EBT. Not that i'd be surprised to find out he has money left but uses the food bank anyway. Totally ready to be a dad guys
That said, he looks absolutely awful in that pic. Lucas is a walking example of why some people fundamentally need to be institutionalized for their own good and just aren't capable of functioning properly outside of such an environment. It may have been overdone in the past, but the solution was not to do away with asylums and such entirely. Reagan did the US a great disservice by getting rid of them
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Silly Lucas, Galas are apples.
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The only way you could be kind to the Wern these days is to put him out of his misery.
WonderWino
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In other words its his way of manipulating people when what he really means is i'm attracted to people who do what I tell them to, believe whatever I say, never question me or anything I do no matter what and are underage teen girls
if he were living anywhere else I wouldn't be surprised if he'd been old yeller'd by now. He certainly would have been if he had been forced to stay in LA, possibly even olympia. Whoever catfished him to spokane saved his life and enabled him to get as far as he has with his behavior, which is pretty ironic considering the point was to fuck with himTractorGirl said:
I'm surprised he hasn't given up on the 'i'm totally not aging horribly and look 20+ years older than I should' scam and hasn't tried to twist it into using his age to manipulate people to see him as wise and someone who should be respected and listened to because he's totally an elder who learned all kinds of things and got super smart from living on the street for the last 20 years. Its the kind of behavior that fits with his previous claims about being mature because of his age and how zoomer baes totally love older mature men, and would be a way of engaging in denial that he's a decrepit hobo aging worse in an apartment than he was on the street by convincing himself thats natural and a good thing
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I think the only reason we are not getting classic Wern spergouts is he is physically unable to generate the energy to rage anymore. Which I suppose also includes the energy to stoke his libido.
Frankly, I am amazed he isn’t dead yet.
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Medical friend who I showed his pictures to reckons he'll go into organ failure in a matter of weeks. When you have diabetic renal failure, things that should go out in the urine stay in the body and poison it, both the regular crap that the kidneys normally dispose of and the extra crap caused by diabetes. That's why he looks like shit, he's literally slowly poisoning himself. Dialysis is only effective for so long because there's so much junk in the bloodstream, and with his horrible diet he'll be rapidly overloading all his organs even faster. It's just a matter of which of his vital organs fails first and when.
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Yeah, you're right he would if he physically could I think. He still posts absolutely unhinged, irrationally angry things about Christians bigots and the government like 18 hours a day, 15 posts minimum (not including his like 5 meal posts lmao). He's literally just shadowboxing with some imaginary Christian boogeyman that's oppressing him, raping his future 16 year old wife, and shooting his dog or some shit all day long. It's hilarious. Also hilarious that a lot of the Christians take the bait on it too and try to evangelize to him cuz that just pisses him off even further. The rage hasn't left: it's just hiding in his (probably) rotting legs/extremities lmfao. I'm betting we're gonna start seeing some good old ONLYUSEmeBLADE-style beetus leg holes showing up in Luke's calves pretty soon here
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My favorite thing is how he mooos and reeees about the evil Christians, yet, it is the Christian charities who he gets his food from and who housed him in his hobo days. I know he thinks he is sticking it to them by getting his gibs me dats from them, but if not for them, he would probably have died on the streets. The ungrateful cow!