💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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aerostar88 said:
I was thinking about creating a thread for this guy, but lately he's been popping up in Lucas' stuff as well, thanks to a certain troll I've mentioned here before. If anyone thinks it's thread worthy, I might make one for him down the road.

Jared Cheeseman is a 31 year old man with cerebral palsy from Bakersfield, California. Most of his (original) posts on Facebook consist of wrestling shit, racism, anti-liberal memes, and most of all, complaining about women not wanting him. The troll Lee James informed me that a friend of his was summoning Lucas in the comments on Jared's Facebook posts. It's quite easy to summon Jared on Lucas' Facebook. Just tag him and he will show up raging at Lucas.

He get's terribly offended at Lucas' obsession with telomeres because he isn't yet 35 and actually thinks Lucas is stealing women from him.
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Jared calls out Lucas in this video
https://www.facebook.com/jared.cheeseman/videos/10154557647722668/

Probably the best interaction between them
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I think he'd make a great thread!
 
Reading that reminds me how much we should pity Lucas.
Women want all sorts of men, young, wealthy, older, artists, baseball players.
Not one of them wants a man who's homeless and covered in MRSA. These 15 year olds are so stuck up now a days!

Lee's ranting is also just pure insanity.
 
SpacePanther said:
I think he'd make a great thread!
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Cool! I kinda wanted an opinion before I did it and these interactions with Lucas seemed to be a good middle ground. I'll be sure to do that when I get home since that's where I have all the screenshots saved!
Bassomatic said:
Not one of them wants a man who's homeless and covered in MRSA. These 15 year olds are so stuck up now a days!
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Jared will be the first to tell you what's wrong with women today
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Did he just fucking call women snatches? Jesus christ the whole "travel around the world beatin up lolcows gofundme" was a joke but man it would be satisfying. :\
 
The Fool said:
Wonder what kind of mental gymnastics he's gonna pull off when his penis rots off due to MRSA
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Fix'd. He's not gonna live that long due to being intentionally homeless, and his schizoid schwanzstucker would probably stop working by then.
 
I like the cut of that woman's gib; she not only decided to lay her cards on the table and date someone she likes, but she also did so in a way that spites the delusional and entitled fuckstick who is about one rape charge away from an offender's list.
 
If this is true, which I am sure it is, the smell alone will keep him single, aside from being a batshit pedo-predator.
 

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I hope Christmas is coming early and he's not just trying to guilt trip young women again.

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I wonder who told him having sex with him is like smoking crack. Maybe they meant it's digusting and bad for your health like crack.

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