Yup, here's the comments from that post. You pretty much nailed it.
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Couple more updates on the scam stuff.
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Damn, crypto-millionaire incoming.
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Some food
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Damn, Lucas getting a little troonsphobic in here. Again.
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That food is appalling. Even by wern standards. He put kippers on pumpernickel with shitty cheese on it. Always with the cheese. and why am I not surprised he actually microwaved the fucking sardines. and put ranch dressing and even more salt in it. I don't even want to think about how much sodium was in that between the fish, the garlic salt, the ranch dressing and the microwave food thats already loaded with salt. Remind me again how the fuck his kidneys are still functional? What kind of magic dialysis treatments do they have in spokane hospitals these days exactly?
That said I fucking knew it. He knows its a scam now, thats why he's being evasive about whats going on with his accounts. They had to have told him when they locked his accounts. He's trying to pull the same shit with other people on a small scale to make even more on the side with the added bonus that he thinks its going to get rid of evidence, which it won't. Clearly he has had at least one payment from the scammer already, which is where he got this sudden food binge from. He's claiming his pay will be $1000 for the month, so we're at least $1700 worth of stolen money into a laundering scam, which I suspect isn't even close to the full amount lucas is 'processing' for this scammer, as if it was he wouldn't be expecting $1000 as his cut, which is much more than what the scammer has pulled so far according to lucas. Nevermind the fact lucas is talking like hes king shit for expecting to make that in a month, which is far below the poverty line, his first impulse is......to brag that he suddenly wants to take a trip to honolulu? Where in the actual fuck did he come up with that? Did he see dollar signs and immediately start thinking of teen girls in bikinis on the beach or something? and of course he has no understanding of money at all, let alone how much shit costs. He wants to fly there, spend 4 nights in a hotel room, creepily sitting on the beach staring at scantily clad teens until he gets screamed at and/or arrested and then somehow fly back to spokane, plus whatever food he eats and thinks he'll be able to do that all on $1000? Not that we don't all know he'll drop that idea as soon as he gets hungry and gorges on $500 worth of clinkerdaggers takeout but holy shit does that illustrate his lack of understanding of money.
I can just see the cops showing up at the door after the investigation into his use and laundering of stolen money is finished. a cop kicks in the door and sees lucas laying on a filthy mattress, shirtless and unshowered, with a giant tray of prime rib on his stomach and screaming into his phone to make a video, as he suddenly notices the cops and screams at them for entering his fartbox. Lucas causing a scene and getting dragged out of the apartment shirtless, covered in meat sauce in handcuffs would be hilarious
I did some digging and i'll point out that this gets into felony territory in washington state once he's laundered and/or used $5000. He's at least at or close to $2000 already with money he's already talking about. Probably more given the scammers cut has to be in there as well. So lucas is in for fun times if he keeps doing this shit. The longer he does this shit and the more he spends on himself from his 'pay' the worse this is going to end for him
You'd think he would have smartened up about travelling anywhere after the LA saga, but to double down, pick an actual island he can't jump a greyhound on to get home as his destination and publicly brag about using scam money to go there, shows he's just as stupid and greedy as he ever was. He truly never learns.
The Wern: Homeless in Honolulu arc would be quite amusing i'm sure. Yet somehow I doubt that's going to be in the cards for him. He sure is getting ahead of himself with the first few whiffs of money. By next summer he's going to be looking back on this saga with anger and probably block people for mentioning it
He's not helping himself any by getting cashapp involved either. That'll get locked like his paypal and bank account before too long and he'll have yet another investigation open on his activities and he won't be pleased. He keeps that up and he won't be able to get money from any source. Not that he doesn't deserve all the bad shit coming his way as a result of this
and lets not forget, lucas being lucas, he doesn't have a clue about anything money related so none of his ill gotten gains are being reported to the IRS. The IRS doesn't like it when people on SSDI fail to report thousands of dollars in income and don't pay taxes on it and they don't have a sense of humor about it either. To say nothing of the fact if we're now getting into multiple thousands of dollars lucas's SSDI is going to be at risk. He better hope he gets busted for all this before it gets to that point, because getting kicked off SSDI or even having it suspended for awhile for making too much over something like this would be very bad for him
If this saga has proven anything so far, its that lucas's greed and stupidity are an exceptionally dangerous combination for him and a root cause of all his problems. That, and the only job he's qualified for appears to be digging holes deeper for himself. I have to wonder how long the scammer is going to lead lucas on for. Clearly lucas is a prize pig for this kind of thing.
