Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Confirmation that he got scammed LOL

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It didn't. Moving on

Oh he is pissed. You can tell by the way he said that and the fact he's already gone into full mooooooove on and never mention it again mode. He thought he had it made and had finally found a way to make a bunch of money without doing shit and felt he deserved that easy money. Having it ripped away overnight must have him seething inside. Doubly so given that everybody was telling him it was a scam from day one so it makes him look stupid publicly and clearly got him in trouble with his bank and paypal

and of course he learned absolutely nothing, didn't reflect on it at all, made no attempt to get an actual job, even part time and went right back to the 'tell me what you're willing to pay me $50 to do' stuff. Despite the fact that didn't work the first few times. He can't even bother to come up with ideas to make money himself - just like he expects other people to tell him how and where to get a zoomer bae, he expects people to tell him exactly what to do and then pay him for doing it. Thats peak entitled wern behavior right there
 
Confirmation that he got scammed LOL

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Give him $50 to talk about something on YouTube or Facebook? No one wants to pay him $50 for anything. He is a lolcow, plain and simple. A shitty ragman on welfare. Yeah, I agree, he probably got hosed bad on that Bitcoin scheme. Maybe got his PayPal account suspended and it is probably a negative balance.

Everyone told him that it was a scam, but Lucas wouldn't listen. He thought the whole thing was plenty good. The dumb cow!

Moooove on! Lol!
 
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Man he is looking more and more raggedy every day. I can't understand how he would look at this pic and go "yeah, that's a good pic of me, girls will like this".
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Man he is looking more and more raggedy every day. I can't understand how he would look at this pic and go "yeah, that's a good pic of me, girls will like this".
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His expression makes it look like he pulled that muffin out of a dumpster and sniffed it and is trying to figure out if its worth risking food poisoning to eat it

You can take the hobo out of the gutter but you can't take the gutter out of the hobo. and like you said he's starting to look like shit again. Makes me wonder if he's not keeping up on his kidney and beetus meds along with his psych meds
 
It still baffles me that he has actually managed to aged worse during his time living in a relatively stable home, with a roof over his head ,food regularly provided, and medical care, than during his many years living on the street.
At least homeless he had to walk a fair amount.
He looks fucking huge. I don't remember a recent full-body shot of him, he's trying to hide his weight no doubt, but just looking at his head and hands and the angle of his chest I'm guessing he's well over 300lbs, maybe a lot more.
He's turning into Strong Sad.
 
So, I took a look at the werns brokeposting fb page and decided to post a few highlights:

I think the banner is a good start:
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Behold wernrax
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Somehow the expression on that womans face is absolutely perfect for hearing that quote
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This is definitely not the own he thinks it is
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The only thing lucas has in common with george clooney is spending alot of time in the ER
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Broke brained wern logic at its best
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Totally not rapist talk at all there lucas
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Looks like he is trying to shill his game again:
Apparently nobody took the bait and gave him $50 for a video so now he's trying to sell it for $50 'or best offer'

This is right up there with his million dollar shirt idea

and now he got ahold of a light up d20 dice and is going on some weird rant about playing monopoly with a 20 sided fucking dice where you can pay to go extra spaces. Which would completely destroy the balance of the game
 
and he's already trying to sell it lol
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I can't say i'm the least bit surprised. Its textbook lucas MO - get something somewhat worth having that has some value to it and then sell it for a fraction of what its worth or trade it in a bizarrely unequal trade for the sole reason of getting more food. Like the time he traded the DS goldaor gave to him for a literal small pot of pasta. Given the average cost of pasta thats maybe $2 worth of it, maybe another $2 or $3 assuming there was some sauce involved....so he traded a DS worth (according to googling) $42 used and $115 new (plus games) for $5 worth of food because he's hungry and is legitimately too stupid to realize he could sell the item and use the money to buy even more food. He literally does not think even that far ahead

On that note, the price for these dice seems to be somewhere between $33 and $53 from what I can see via google. He's trying to get $15. Barely enough for a meal from mcdonalds after taxes. I suspect he got a taste of the hobo high life as far as he is concerned with the money he got or stole from the bitcoin scammer and stuffed himself like a thanksgiving turkey as he showed off doing, and now is angry and resentful he doesn't get to do that whenever he wants, and got a taste for it so now he's trying to get quick cash to stuff himself with again. Lets not forget lucas uses food to soothe himself when angry and stressed like he's done since he was a kid so I wouldn't be surprised if this is also tied into him being stressed and angry about whatever is currently going on with the scam stuff and he's trying to calm himself down from that as well. Hell, he may have realized on some level that he's going to have some explaining to do when the bank and paypal are finished their investigation and deliberately started cutting back or going off his meds to make himself crazy again, planning to use that as some kind of excuse to try to get out of trouble by playing the 'i'm a nutcase! its not my fault I got involved in this!' card. It certainly sounds like something lucas would do and fits with his history of using that card when he gets into serious trouble whenever possible

I'm curious where he even got those dice in the first place. He doesn't have the money to buy them, so either someone randomly gave them to him - which seems odd considering where he is, its not like anyone in the nursing home or psych patient apartments has the money to buy stuff like that often either, and probably wouldn't anyway - or he was loaned them by someone or flat out stole them. Lucas isn't above stealing, he's done it before and he's definitely the type to think someone loaning him something means its his. I can see lucas thinking he's being smart by stealing something like this, selling it, spending the cash and then denying having anything to do with it cause he thinks he can't get caught if he doesn't have the item and spent the money

Regardless, it always comes down to stuffing himself with food. He literally cannot control himself when there is the chance to get something to eat. No matter how stupid a thing he has to do to make it happen asap he does it, even if it means he's fucking himself out of alot more food in the longer term in return for a smaller but immediate amount. Its literal toddler behavior. Its shit they literally parodied homer simpson doing multiple times to show how much of an idiot he is. Hell if the outcast owls hadn't made lucas throw his old shoes away when they bought him the new ones cause of that hole in his foot, I don't doubt he would have put the old ones back on and traded the new ones for some weed and a pot of pasta if given the opportunity. Like I said many times before - lucas should be very, very grateful to whoever catfished him to spokane all those years ago. It literally saved his life. If that hadn't happened he'd have ended up dead on the street by now. and even that he has managed to fuck up so many times that its a miracle he has a fartbox at all. and even that he's clearly tempting fate with given his recent behavior. The man has less capacity to learn than a fucking romero zombie ffs
 
A new month started, Lucas has to burn whatever SSDI scraps he gets on expensive food or useless shit.
He must've run out pretty quickly cuz he's trying to sell everything including the shirt off his buddy's back. Also, I wonder why he won't take a picture of the "slightly different" board he has for the second game. That doesn't seem suspicious at all.

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Also, I wonder why he won't take a picture of the "slightly different" board he has for the second game.
new scam arc begins. although maybe he just has this stuff from when he was much more into board games and he's selling it off. i would believe it's more trying to scam people if he's offering to ship/mail the item.
 
new scam arc begins. although maybe he just has this stuff from when he was much more into board games and he's selling it off. i would believe it's more trying to scam people if he's offering to ship/mail the item.
I think you may be onto something here. It looks like he is just putting this on FB as a regular post, not on the FB marketplace. With doing that it would be much more difficult for someone to get their money back if the fat faggot did not send the 20 sided dice or Jamie's t-shirt. What the hell is he doing trying to sell Jamie's t-shirt for?

Not sure how easy it is to get money back from Venmo payments or cash app. I do know eBay is pretty ironclad as far as buyer guarantees these days. eBay almost always sides with the buyers. I know Lucas mentioned ripping some people off in the past with eBay. That was probably during the days where you would first mail the seller a money order before they shipped your item.

This is definitely a new thing for Lucas. Never seen him trying to sell anything besides his board games off the gamecrafter site or that shit from Redbubble. Remember that?
 
He must've run out pretty quickly cuz he's trying to sell everything including the shirt off his buddy's back. Also, I wonder why he won't take a picture of the "slightly different" board he has for the second game. That doesn't seem suspicious at all.

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Thats all kinds of suspicious. He has no business trying to sell someone elses shirt. Especially considering said shirt belongs to an obvious mental patient of questionable mental competency. That comes off as lucas talking him into it to 'split the money' which means lucas will take most of it. Somehow I doubt mallon place would be too pleased if they knew that was going on given its a good way to end up causing serious incidents between residents

Him not wanting to show the board he supposedly owns is suspicious. He takes pictures of things all the time, there is no reason he shouldn't be able to do so with that. and of course he says '$80 or better offer' ffs he can't even get that right. He means or best offer. Better offer would mean someone offers to pay more. Yet again lucas proves he can't do something as simple as posting an ad without sounding like an idiot

Club Sandwich said:
new scam arc begins. although maybe he just has this stuff from when he was much more into board games and he's selling it off. i would believe it's more trying to scam people if he's offering to ship/mail the item.
It stands to reason this includes shipping it if necessary. I mean there aren't that many people in spokane who would be interested. If he were to get a buyer its more likely than not they are far enough away shipping would be a requirement. That said, lucas lost all his board games when he got kicked out of his last fartbox over the blackmail stuff. He claims they put them in storage in the building for him but that is obvious bs. Wherever he got these games (assuming they even exist at all aside from the stuff he made on gamecrafter since then) they don't belong to him

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I think you may be onto something here. It looks like he is just putting this on FB as a regular post, not on the FB marketplace. With doing that it would be much more difficult for someone to get their money back if the fat faggot did not send the 20 sided dice or Jamie's t-shirt.
Yeah exactly. Remember by his own admission he's got a history of doing this kind of thing when he can rationalize doing it. He did it when he lived with cyril multiple times. Unsurprisingly, lucas doesn't have the mental capability to realize things have changed alot since the late 90s and pulling that scam doesn't work very well anymore. If he takes somebodies money he better be able to provide a tracking number and shipping information when the buyer gets suspicious or the buyer at best is going to get his money. At worst he's going to get his money back and call the cops on lucas, or the site will in accordance with their fraud policies. Not a good idea to be doing several criminal activities so close together like this. It would be a real bad look to get the cops on his ass for trying to scam people and claim he's innocent even though he was just involved in a literal money laundering scheme. He keeps this up and something is going to bite him in the ass. The last thing he should be doing is tempting fate with a jail arc. That would fuck up his life pretty solidly at this point. If lucas thinks he can pull the tricks he was doing in the late 90s and not get busted for it he's not going to like the outcome

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What the hell is he doing trying to sell Jamie's t-shirt for?
He's trying to exploit jamie i'd say. He talked him into how they'll totally split it and if it were to sell lucas would make up some bs story about taxes or shipping or whatever and jamie would be lucky to get $5 out of it. Its an incredibly stupid thing to do since exploiting your fellow tards in places like mallon place can do alot more than just get him into serious trouble with the staff. It most places it'll get you kicked out on the spot as its considered predatory behavior toward vulnerable residents and theres a ton of liability involved if they ignore it and something happens. If that leads to a fight over money or being pressured into selling property for lucas's gain and jamie gets injured lucas is in deep, deep shit. You don't fuck with tards, you don't know how they'll react, especially to being ripped off. This is exactly the kind of idiocy that'll land lucas in jail or on the street. Lucas of all people should know what can happen when you fuck with somebody like jamie

Da Dude123 said:
Not sure how easy it is to get money back from Venmo payments or cash app. I do know eBay is pretty ironclad as far as buyer guarantees these days. eBay almost always sides with the buyers. I know Lucas mentioned ripping some people off in the past with eBay. That was probably during the days where you would first mail the seller a money order before they shipped your item.
Lucas being lucas no doubt assumes its as easy to scam people using his previous methods now as it was in 1998. He'll get caught real quick if he tries to pull his old tricks. You have to be a hell of alot smarter and more competent than lucas is at this point to successfully scam someone on ebay these days

Da Dude123 said:
This is definitely a new thing for Lucas. Never seen him trying to sell anything besides his board games off the gamecrafter site or that shit from Redbubble. Remember that?
Indeed. Somethings fishy here. Sure he had his ripoff merchandise and the games but like you said not really anything else unless you count hiring himself out for videos. Then suddenly he's selling expensive dice, a board game that isn't his and someone elses tshirt? He makes $17 a month after mallon takes their cut of his tugboat, he didn't buy any of that stuff. Given the attempt to sell jamies shirt i'm getting the feeling that the dice also belong to jamie and possibly the board game. If not him, someone else or maybe even mallon place. I can see jamie having a few board games and an interest in them for the sole reason that alot of tards do in places like that as its cheap interactive entertainment and it would explain why lucas was able to rope him into playing his own games in the first place. Like I said I think lucas is trying to manipulate jamie into selling off his own stuff via lucas, so that lucas can take most of the money for himself. It fits with his mentality and behavior and explains alot
 
He should have sold the Batman pantaloonies. Those would have gotten top price. His TMNT shirt would have been 2nd. His best current auction item would be his Dodge City tent.
The Batman Pantaloonies! He wore those almost everyday. Would regularly wear those to Spokane Community College and carry his board games too. What an arc that was. Thought he would meet a zoomer bae. I bet those things ended up getting destroyed. I remember when he posted about wearing those. A 40 year old man walking around a college campus wearing dirty Batman pajama pants. SMDH.
 
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