Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Bassomatic]

Yeah sure Lucas... Is this some flex attempt. Lucas needs another fuck Mommy, maybe we can hook him up with Barb Chandler she has experience with rapey man children. Funny part Lucas can't drive so would not even be able to fetch Barb her bananas and yogurts ( by that mean fast food)like best son did.

I don't understand why Lucas is pretending he wants less than a caretaker now. Suzanne waited on the fat faggot hand and foot and he chose to abuse her. Lucas brags about aside she wasn't 7 it was best he had.


He has no real home, no date money, no food money no beer money. This rules out dating or FWB. What girl or guy would want to pick up play Uber for a fat mid 40s man who can't sexually function? If you need to get laid get a hooker. She probably bathes more.

Lucas can't offer anything to anyone.

Man Lucas political simping ..how this all started, he was the Bernie bro who did the Starbucks and how deep that rabbit hole has gone. If Trump ever needed an endorsement, it's Lucas hates him. Shit might make me give Zion Don a shot.

Not really but, I think Lucas feeling responsible for turning people into Trump fans would upset the fat faggot.

While I'm making political jokes, I want to see what AI would do with an Epstein Werner crossover.

Lastly I love how pizza comes before the girl what a fat faggot. Dudes on a dry spell longer than a decade and worried more about Papa John's than poon.

 

[WonderWino]

Oh, is that what you want, Tubby? Well, I'm here to tell you that it is not in the cards for you! You're a broke, fat, balding, 44 year old man living in welfare housing. No beautiful girl is gonna do that. Okay?



ETA: The fat ungrateful cow! If it wasn't for Christian charities he would probably be dead. God, he is such a hypocrite. So ungrateful for everything.

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Lucas would probably be more likely to wrap a slice of that pizza around his microdick and jerk off with it, he just can control himself around food. I mean he even put the pizza before the zoomer bae in his fantasy

Also he should be careful talking about fucking little girls and eating pizza. He's getting close to jeff sokol territory there. All he needs is some orange juice to go with it

 

[TunnelJew]

Shalom,

I think I’ve seen the idea floated on here before, but I once again submit to the Farms the notion that Lucas has a mild form of Prader-Willi Syndrome.


For extra LOL, read the last line of the introduction

Pros:
- stupid
- uncontrollable appetite
- micro penis (thank goodness he’s circumcised though)
- emotional immaturity
- comorbid with other mental health problems

Cons:
- He isn’t short

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Very good point. As much as the dumb fuck cow mooos about Bernie Sanders he will refuse to waddle to the polls. Would rather go to the food bank and fill up his hobo sack with food donations.

I get why people don't vote. In terms of other things going in people's life, voting just isn't going to be as important as working, family activities, going to the gym. Many people are disenfranchised with politics and taking the time to go to the polls, possibly waiting in line, it just is not always something they want to try to do and fit in with work and all of life's other activities.

Lucas, he has absolutely nothing going on. Occasionally, he may have a doctor appointment, but besides that, he doesn't have anything scheduled, no work, no responsibilities, no scheduled social activities. No reason he could not find the time to vote. And as much as he reeees about politics, it is super hypocritical for someone like him not to vote, especially when there is no reason he can't, outside of being lazy.

It's also one thing to be like "Oh yeah fuck democrats, republicans suck and not only are third parties just as kookie but they also can't win", or have some apolitical "ehhh not my problem" stance.
With Lucas, its because he always spergs politics, brings up Sanders, AOC, sometimes Warren, hates on Trump & Pence, etc. Makes his stupid pedotelemorequest political - THEN proceeds to go and sit in his fart box eating microwaved cheese bricks instead of voting.

 

[Broadside]

Oh, is that what you want, Tubby? Well, I'm here to tell you that it is not in the cards for you! You're a broke, fat, balding, 44 year old man living in welfare housing. No beautiful girl is gonna do that. Okay?



ETA: The fat ungrateful cow! If it wasn't for Christian charities he would probably be dead. God, he is such a hypocrite. So ungrateful for everything.

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"I want to eat food and mate"

And here we are disparaging this intellectual heavyweight

 

[VoidFace]

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Lucas you get out of breath just sitting and have a, in your words, "mega micro-penis"...

yeah I'm sure you'd really rock some woman's girl's world.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

If you need to get laid get a hooker. She probably bathes more.

You would think a homeless retard like Lucas would have met plenty of hookers, are they not plenty goodnuff for him or would he rather spend his $20 on food over a crack whore? Sure you're not gonna get hot zoom zoom pus pus for $20 bucks but you gotta settle when your Lucas.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

You would think a homeless retard like Lucas would have met plenty of hookers, are they not plenty goodnuff for him or would he rather spend his $20 on food over a crack whore? Sure you're not gonna get hot zoom zoom pus pus for $20 bucks but you gotta settle when your Lucas.

Lucas was willing to pay $1000 for a date to a fancy restaurant, he could have got a quality escort.

It's probably because he doesn't primarily want sex.

 

[WonderWino]

Lucas was willing to pay $1000 for a date to a fancy restaurant, he could have got a quality escort.

It's probably because he doesn't primarily want sex.

Lucas never actually had $1000 to spend to bribe someone to date him. He 'had $1000' in that his wrangler held back that amount of money from him that he wasn't allowed to touch except for paying for a fartbox. In his mind this meant the money was his and he thought he'd figure out some way to manipulate said wrangler into giving it to him. That aside while thats enough for a decent quality escort lucas doesn't want an escort he wants an underage girl he can dominate and fuck. Its the fact she's a little girl that gets him off not the sex itself, just like all pedos. Not that it would matter as lucas oozes red flags to the point no high priced escort would go near him. Especially with his reputation locally. Word gets around about people like him. No hooker wants to get anywhere near an admitted pedo with MRSA who has psycho eyes and is clearly completely mental. Thats how you end up getting ted bundy'd. Notice nobody ever took him up on the offer no matter how many times he tried it

He wants a teen girl in the 13 - 16 range by his own statements, behavior and actions. He's not going to find that as a hooker in spokane. Not in normal sense anyway. Thats not to say there aren't teen girls in that age range that aren't dumbasses willing to go for an older sugar daddy situation on the dl but a) lucas doesn't have the money for that, b) he doesn't have enough brains to figure out how to go about finding such a teen girl in the first place, c) if he tried he'd likely get real creepy real fast and approach someone who isn't willing and would likely call the cops on him instead and d) lucas is a morbidly obese, reeking obvious crazy person that would scare off almost any teen girl open to such an arrangement anyway

Plus lucas's attempts at such things have essentially been to put out attraction signs, bait pedo traps with literal free candy and on rare incidents where he gets ballsy enough to actually approach a teen he either slips them a note (like the starbucks incident) or tries to use food in some way (see the grooming 15 year old with a cheap burrito incident) someone with more brains than lucas trying to achieve the same thing without trying to get arrested in 5 seconds flat would do things like get a job in a clothing or makeup store teen girls spend time at, scoping out the occasional one willing to make a deal for free shit, creep around the mall and stores doing similar things and be real careful about it. Lucas is neither capable of coming up with a plan like that nor of keeping it in his pants and not being crazy and creepy enough to find a girl willing to go along with it even if he somehow managed to think up such a plan. Plus such a thing would also require lucas to actually get a job in a place like that, and we know how lucas feels about that. Funny thing is that would give him access to his type of teen girls, the money to pay for dates, etc.. and a reason to approach them but he would never figure that out either. Plus any manager would take all of 5 seconds to figure out lucas is not the kind of person who should be working in such places

Also, remember when lucas used to call himself the wizard? he was right after all apparently. He certainly attained his virgin wizard status

 

[Da Dude123]

Some exceptional individuals paid Fat Lucas for "YouTube shout-outs". Check them out !

 

[WonderWino]

He looks medicated or in some kind of manic episode in those videos. and holy shit at the lack of self awareness in lucas telling someone else to take a shower cause they stink

 

[Todd Weiss]

Oh, is that what you want, Tubby? Well, I'm here to tell you that it is not in the cards for you! You're a broke, fat, balding, 44 year old man living in welfare housing. No beautiful girl is gonna do that. Okay?



ETA: The fat ungrateful cow! If it wasn't for Christian charities he would probably be dead. God, he is such a hypocrite. So ungrateful for everything.

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Damn Bible thumpers and their food pantries, soup kitchens & free winter gloves...

The 'unhoused' rely on those entryways for shelter (not a latrine or a vector for hepatitis A within 24-hour's time).

He looks medicated or in some kind of manic episode in those videos. and holy shit at the lack of self awareness in lucas telling someone else to take a shower cause they stink

He either smoked or had an edible before recording. And a social worker likely got on his ass about missed, antipsychotic doses. Fewer board game videos suggest he's back on a steady regimen.

 

[not in the cards]

He either smoked or had an edible before recording. And a social worker likely got on his ass about missed, antipsychotic doses. Fewer board game videos suggest he's back on a steady regimen.

He's on a steady regimen for now. We all know how quickly that shit can turn.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

He looks medicated or in some kind of manic episode in those videos. and holy shit at the lack of self awareness in lucas telling someone else to take a shower cause they stink

I wonder if that's a paid shout-out, if it is that's fucking funny. Wasn't he trying to get someone to pay him to say anything for a bag of popcorn? Man all the money wasted on DARE and all the gov't needed to do was hire this sick0 to do a shout out for a bag of popcorn and kids would never touch drugs

Also, remember when lucas used to call himself the wizard? he was right after all apparently. He certainly attained his virgin wizard status

lmfao, he fits by the Kiwi defintion of wizard for sure

Lucas never actually had $1000 to spend to bribe someone to date him. He 'had $1000' in that his wrangler held back that amount of money from him that he wasn't allowed to touch except for paying for a fartbox

Those were the days, when he was getting delivery from Clink n Dagger and thirst posting his 1000 offer to come fuck him in his fart box and he still never got anyone interested. I don't even think a catfish would stop to that low

Remember when he would leave love notes and candy all around the homeless shelters lol

 

[Da Dude123]

Look at this faggot, e-begging and demanding money. Fuck him. Our tax dollars pay for his welfare and neet bux. Ask your parents, Lucas! Ask your mom who fucked off to Mexico to send some pesos your way. Ask King Roy for some pittance.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

It's sad people are still giving Lucas money. At least make the fat bum moo for us on Youtube for it.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

Look at this faggot, e-begging and demanding money. Fuck him. Our tax dollars pay for his welfare and neet bux. Ask your parents, Lucas! Ask your mom who fucked off to Mexico to send some pesos your way. Ask King Roy for some pittance.

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You'd think he would try and learn a skill and pimp himself out on UpWork or Freelancer or something. That would require effort and some kind of intelligence. But I believe there are jobs like editing/data entry that don't take a lot of skill, I've never seen any jobs like that but I have never looked either.

 

[Winzler]

Lucas probably genuinely believes that the sporadic bullshit he posts on the internet and his social media presence is a real "job". He has stated something to that effect multiple times iirc

 

[not in the cards]

Look at this faggot, e-begging and demanding money. Fuck him. Our tax dollars pay for his welfare and neet bux. Ask your parents, Lucas! Ask your mom who fucked off to Mexico to send some pesos your way. Ask King Roy for some pittance.

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But remember, he's "entitled" to the basics, therefore he's entitled to everything else that he wants. That's how his mind works. The gluttonous ingrate should consider himself lucky that he's found a place that can tolerate and handle him. Because if justice had its way, he'd be a decaying corpse already. He'd have died out on the streets with the hand still out for money so that he could stuff his face, riddle his organs with more fat and buy more drinks (anything but water) to further fuck up his kidneys.

 

[Spunt]

Lucas was willing to pay $1000 for a date to a fancy restaurant, he could have got a quality escort.

It's probably because he doesn't primarily want sex.

A few years ago I heard an interview with a sex crimes detective about paedophilia and people who rape children, and it completely changed the way I think about nonces. I really recommend all Kiwis listen to it, as the behaviour and motivations of so many of our pedocows, including Lucas, will suddenly make much more sense:

https://mentalpod.com/archives/3990

Basically, people who offend sexually against children fall into two categories:

1 - The Paedophile

These are people who genuinely believe that children can consent to sex and relationships. They are interested in companionship and romance, with children. It often stems from severe immaturity; a lot of these people are retards who are mentally children themselves and are seeking relationships with people they consider their peers. They will usually have no interest in sex or relationships with adult. The furry fandom is stuffed with these people, because being a furry is a desire to cling on to childish things into adulthood from people who haven't matured. Troons, too, they're so attached to mommy they want to become mommy, and develop romantic and sexual interests in children. If you find one of those "children can consent" NAMBLA types, they're in this category.

2 - The Rapist

These are people who are not so much attracted to children as they are attracted to weakness. Their primary motivation is insecurity about their own sexual performance. They are pathologically terrified of a sex partner laughing at or mocking their sexual inexperience. So they target people who they believe will be sexually inexperienced - not just children, but the disabled, the elderly, nuns, anyone who they think won't judge them (though they tend to forget that Grandma has probably had a lot of sex over the years...). They'll have a much wider variety of victims and are not primarily looking for relationships. Think the tendency for incels to obsess over finding a "pure" girl who hasn't been on the "cock carousel" and how often these ends up as targeting teenagers or younger - this is the classic insecurity about being judged by a more sexually experienced woman manifesting as pedophilia.

Lucas falls 100% into category 2. Everything about Lucas fucking *screams* insecurity - the way he won't photograph his gut, the way he blocks anyone who might criticise him, the way he memory-holes anything embarrassing. Lucas is pathologically terrified of people learning what a loser he really is (which is a common manifestation of NPD). And of course that 100% extends to sex. That's why he wants young women, he wants inexperienced women who won't judge him on what a terrible sexual and romantic partner he will inevitably be - he knows it, we know it, so he has to search younger and younger to find someone naive and inexperienced enough not to know it.

That's why Lucas would never, ever see a hooker. Hookers will have more sex in a week than Lucas has had in his entire life, and they'll inevitably see how he measures up to other men - badly. Even if they're professional enough not to let it on, he'll know. Lucas is terrified of hookers because they'll see right through him.

Again, listen to that interview, it's really revelatory.