Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[TunnelJew]

Any time Lucas begs for money, I can't help to think back to his videos raging at zoomers "worshipping" money. One would think an anarcho-communist socialist left of the democrats leftist that hates money and greed would stop demanding others for their hard earned money and learn to live off the land.

Shalom,

Remember, Lucas views himself, unironically, as a ‘worker’. Quite what that work is seems to vary depending on his fixation.

When he inherits the Elk Kingdom and the gajillion shekel fortune (oy vey I’d love to count it) he will of course drop the proletariat persona he’s held for the last 15 years.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

Lucas must have been seething when that happened. He was already picturing all the clinkerdaggers he was going to gorge himself on the moment he had his hands on that money and the 'luxurious' private motel 6 room

I always found it funny Lucas self-id's as a worker/middle class but hasn't worked a day in his life, another way KingCobra is better then Lucas, Cobes at least worked at Wendys, also how did Roy turn into King Roy the Elk Lord? I thought he lived in Arizona or something, don't think Arizona is overrun with Elk?

Funny you mention Clinkdaggers and Motel 6 cuz that's where most of that money went, he ordered delivery or take out from clinkdaggers and ate it inside his Motel 6 for a week or something like that if memory serves me. It truly was one of the best Lucas arcs in years, nothing like seeing Dufas blow money like he's a rap star but alone wishing he had a zoomer bae but even money cant buy him a interested zoomer. I wonder why he didn't just get a hooker for a few hours? Or did we figure it out, deep down as much as he fronts being No Homo Straight he'd rather choke his own chicken while stuffing his face on $100 steaks inside a Fartbox built for none?

Shalom,

Remember, Lucas views himself, unironically, as a ‘worker’. Quite what that work is seems to vary depending on his fixation.

When he inherits the Elk Kingdom and the gajillion shekel fortune (oy vey I’d love to count it) he will of course drop the proletariat persona he’s held for the last 15 years.

I'll put in with the Elk Vicelord to make sure you count the inheritance before it is passed on. If you can't trust a Jew and your Money who can you trust I've always wondered if King Roy will pass any shekels to Lucas or if it will just be herds of Elk? If I was Roy I'd die happy knowing my hated step spawn would not being able to kill a Elk and it would always be just out of reach, it would be the perfect Coyote/Roadrunner ending to the Lucas arc, dying starving with a herd of elk just out of his reach, everytime he gets close they sprint off lol. If he gave him shekels Lucas would spend it on zoomer pus pus(which would probably be 40 or 50 yrs old by then) or clinkdaggers

 

[Da Dude123]

Shut the fuck-up, faggot!

 

[Poop Shoot]

also how did Roy turn into King Roy the Elk Lord? I thought he lived in Arizona or something, don't think Arizona is overrun with Elk?

His dad lives in Washington state, his mother lived in Arizona but I believe she’s in Mexico now.

 

[Pepsi Man]

Shalom,

Remember, Lucas views himself, unironically, as a ‘worker’. Quite what that work is seems to vary depending on his fixation.

When he inherits the Elk Kingdom and the gajillion shekel fortune (oy vey I’d love to count it) he will of course drop the proletariat persona he’s held for the last 15 years.

Its gonna be funny when Lucas's parents drop dead (God forbid) and he realizes he's gonna die penniless and alone for real lmao

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

Shut the fuck-up, faggot!

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I guess this is the worker class wann be a dried up actor doing camos for beer money and just spend it on junk food.

Its gonna be funny when Lucas's parents drop dead (God forbid) and he realizes he's gonna die penniless and alone for real lmao

Thats gonna happen to a lot of cows, I think the best prepared old school cow will be ADF, he seems to have learned to get off the www or at least keep a low profile to end cyber bulling. Lucas is at the bottom of that list.

 

[not in the cards]

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Wow Lucas, this seems kind of bigoted.

He looks down on the religious for their beliefs completely ignoring all the times he got catfished into an entirely new city because' he's as stupid as he is a fat, disgusting slob.

 

[TunnelJew]

Its gonna be funny when Lucas's parents drop dead (God forbid) and he realizes he's gonna die penniless and alone for real lmao

Shalom,

Most likely Lucas courses of action when his mother dies and descends to Sheol:

1. He’ll use it to push more begging (most likely I think)
2. He’ll reference it briefly and then will carry on as normal
3. The above, but when he finds out he won’t get the inheritance he expected he’ll go totally off the hook and the milk will flow
4. Total meltdown as he’s reminded of his own mortality

 

[Todd Weiss]

Shalom,

Remember, Lucas views himself, unironically, as a ‘worker’. Quite what that work is seems to vary depending on his fixation.

When he inherits the Elk Kingdom and the gajillion shekel fortune (oy vey I’d love to count it) he will of course drop the proletariat persona he’s held for the last 15 years.

Sort of. When he's manic, perhaps.

But in that Autistic Owl interview where they query 'Ol Luke about his politics, he sheepishly admits to playing up the Antifa/communist angle because he believes it'll help him get laid. Something along the lines of "female students around here want to seize the means of production — I attend their marches, invite them to eat, but haven't had any luck just yet."

He's a sellout. 'Ol Luke would go to Sunday mass if you promised him Little Cesar's & a twelve year-old.

 

[A Silly Possum]

He certainly attained his virgin wizard status

Born again virgin* wizard status. lmfao sorry I just can't let that one go, I just know it would chafe his ass in the worst way possible (imagine the smelle) so I'm gonna keep using it in case he ever eventually comes comes back around here.

Some exceptional individuals paid Fat Lucas for "YouTube shout-outs". Check them out !

Jfc $5 for a 10 second shitty ass video of him saying your name? He's so goddamn lazy. I wish someone would pay him $20 to do something and then just dispute the charge as soon as they get their video lol

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He's so entitled it's honestly disgusting. Maaaybe this is supposed to be a joke but I really doubt it

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Editing to say that something weird as fuck happened just now. When I made this post these two quotes I replied to were like 4 posts up and then as soon as I hit the submit button like 30+ posts loaded lol. So if you're confused at why I'm replying to old shit, that's why.

 

[AnOminous]

He's so entitled it's honestly disgusting. Maaaybe this is supposed to be a joke but I really doubt it.

Anyone who gives this scumbag money should be put against a wall.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

Shalom,

Most likely Lucas courses of action when his mother dies and descends to Sheol:

1. He’ll use it to push more begging (most likely I think)
2. He’ll reference it briefly and then will carry on as normal
3. The above, but when he finds out he won’t get the inheritance he expected he’ll go totally off the hook and the milk will flow
4. Total meltdown as he’s reminded of his own mortality

I still hope they give him a Elk for an inheritance, let him try and keep it in Spokanne or hunt it for feed, either way it would be funny

 

[Bassomatic]

If anything the few dollars he gets enough for one bag of chips and a rockstar puffs his ego so much the crash must be worth it. He ends up lower than started. Not that I suggest donating a penny to this fat fuck. It's just he's so egomaniacal as mentioned he really gets one bite from a troll and feels set for life.

Gamblers falacy doesn't even cover this kind of stupid that "I'll keep pulling black jack".

While Lucas has a sexual attraction and fond memories (assuming his pills have not melted that part of his brain). Momma Pukas the retard abandoner she is, will be not as morned. Aside a pity /donations party. For one simple reason the elk kingdom.

To Lucas that's his golden ticket and despite not even being welcome on the property in his mind it's his rightfully and legally so. When his brothers get it he will go nuclear and God willing we get a squatter saga. Then we can go down the schizo law tier where he starts telling us about non existent court cases proving he's right and it's his.

Lucas and Russel Greer cross over would make me quite happy. I'm sure he as a non attorney would try to coach Lucas for rights to have a brothel on the land. Both of them assumed that means the get legal sex slaves take it to court.

Inheritance is nasty I've seen happy families break from it or lack of. I've also seen and been part of dealing with people who aren't prepared to die. Friend of mine had like 2 years wait before he could get a rusty old motorcycle. So basso's PSA is getting a will and all that. If it won't be contested etc it's fine to do a freebie online.

Funny you mentioned Sunday Mass how many times did you think Lucas sat through a mass when he was a hobo? Free heat/AC first in line to pantry. He justifies his thefts from the church as like he's going to end religion and shut the Vatican down. Because he can't admit he's a loser ragman and needs Christianity to survive.

But that's born again Virgin logic for you.

In regards to his political stances and being self serving and not much a real part of him. While it will never happen we know Lucas is a control freak and wants a meal ticket. How funny would it be to see him pivot on abortion when a zoomer bae doesn't want to be trapped with his spawn. We would see Lucas "make the handmaiden's tale real" Werner in a second.

One thing we don't really expand on is while he wants his Myrna 2. He hates women. Behind all his masks and lies, he was told he's plenty good and he deserves zoomer puss. Women disagree in no way can Lucas accept this. As a mental toddler anger is his go to emotional state. I think it also ties into his violent sexual issues. "Yeah you weren't fucking me before so now I cast fist".

We can safely assume he hates women since his only ever gf he was abusive too despite relying on her.

Edit: those elk are not part of the land, so he can't get one. I forget exact details but King Roy doesn't have a right to hunt them on his own property. We call it the elk kingdom for the lulz.

 

[WonderWino]

Anyone who gives this scumbag money should be put against a wall.

....and executed by being force fed the very wernslop food he creates with their money

I still hope they give him a Elk for an inheritance, let him try and keep it in Spokanne or hunt it for feed, either way it would be funny

He'd probably try to trade it to some hobo for half a pot of pasta

To Lucas that's his golden ticket and despite not even being welcome on the property in his mind it's his rightfully and legally so. When his brothers get it he will go nuclear and God willing we get a squatter saga. Then we can go down the schizo law tier where he starts telling us about non existent court cases proving he's right and it's his.

I wonder if in lucas's mind when he imagines his future ascending the elken throne he does so as Lucas I or a more regnal and dignified Roy II. It would be quite the short reign and if it somehow happened he would quickly be usurped by his brothers, with Roy III quickly replacing him and dividing the kingdom into a duchy with his brother as its new duke. Unless his brothers were dead somehow and thus unable to do anything. Then lucas would bankrupt the kingdom inside of a year and either get sent into exile again by the IRS or attempt to avoid that fate by trading his kingdom for a few pots of pasta, some alcohol and a pound of weed

Personally i'd prefer if he somehow did get the throne at first, only to be usurped by his brothers in some horribly autistic version of the first barons war. The first king in history to be dragged away by the men with butterfly nets and tossed in a psych ward like an unpersoned soviet premier. No doubt lucas would screech about it for the rest of his days, sitting in the dayroom at mallon place with jamie, proclaiming he is still the rightful ruler of the elk kingdom and ruling his kingdom in exile with jamie as his lieutenant and court jester. No doubt promising him a barony of his own, many state feasts of elk and a maiden of the kingdom if he can help him raise a hobo army to take back his kingdom and trying to tax the residents of mallon place to support their kings food addiction through the royal treasury

Perhaps not the stronghold campaign mod we expected, but certainly the one the world deserves. tbh i'm surprised nobody has done any AI artwork of king lucas enthroned wearing his royal regalia with a half eaten bucket of chicken on one side and a half starved zoomer bae chained up like leia in jabbas palace on the other

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

I wonder if in lucas's mind when he imagines his future ascending the elken throne he does so as Lucas I or a more regnal and dignified Roy II.

I would assume Lucas I because it's plenty good nuff for the Elf Kingdom. But it would be nice to see him take Roy II. I would love to see his brothers assassinate him over the elk kingdom thou.

We can safely assume he hates women since his only ever gf he was abusive too despite relying on her.

If he didn't hate women his woke ass would have trooned out by now. I even wonder if he would have better luck getting zoomer pus as a trans human. The fact that he lives in the Land of the Woke and Funny makes me feel like he would have better luck if he trannied it up.

Its not like he is a woman abuser or something like that, he just got his few moments of fame by completing a Starbucks broad in small talk not creepy at all. And of course he didn't attack the only girl that let him near him

 

[Visibly Disgusted]

As if he doesn't fall for it almost every single time

 

[TunnelJew]

Shalom,

Isn’t this the same guy who, at the age of 39, proposed to Greta Thunberg (then 17) and one of Obama’s teenage daughters in a YouTube Video?

Yalla someone please find that video as I’ve been scouring the archives like a schmuck trying to find it.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

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Shalom,

Isn’t this the same guy who, at the age of 39, proposed to Greta Thunberg (then 17) and one of Obama’s teenage daughters in a YouTube Video?

Yalla someone please find that video as I’ve been scouring the archives like a schmuck trying to find it.

I remember the Greta thunberg thing but not the Obama daughter, I would imagine Obama's daughter would be hotter then Thunberg so it makes sense

 

[WonderWino]

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Shalom,

Isn’t this the same guy who, at the age of 39, proposed to Greta Thunberg (then 17) and one of Obama’s teenage daughters in a YouTube Video?

Yalla someone please find that video as I’ve been scouring the archives like a schmuck trying to find it.

I'm not sure the obamas daughter one survived his purges long enough to get archived by wernology

That said lucas has a history of bragging about walking everywhere and how it totally makes him fit and healthy yet here he is complaining about it. The only reason he's against others eating the finest delicacies is because it doesn't include him. If he were one of those people he'd be everything he claims to hate and would be the first one laughing about how all the poor hobos should be starved to death to make more food for him. Lucas would love having a private jet and expensive sports car and like everything else only hates things because he doesn't have them

and his eat the bugs is getting dangerously close to a right wing talking point for the self professed communist left wing bernie supporter. Besides lucas would definitely eat the bugs if they were microwaved and covered in melted cheese. Deepfried cheesy crickets sounds like a very wern tier meal

 

[Visibly Disgusted]

Step 1: Introduce friend to religion
Step 2: vulgar display of hedonism?