Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Your Best Friend said:
Apologies if this has been covered already, I don't recall. He must have to hand over almost every last cent in order to stay in his fart box it seems like? I wonder if his tard wrangler is actually able to put some money back for him to save and just keeps him on an extremely short leash, or if it really does take up his entire tugboat?
It must be absolutely killing him not being able to blow stacks of cash on flashy meals while reeeing about capitalism. One would think that if his NEET shack is the thing standing between him and Spokane's fine dining scene, he will come to resent it in time. It's easy to take what you have for granted when you get fixated on what you want, especially if you're as entitled as he is.
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Yes he has mentioned that hes pretty much left with under $20 a month, due to how much his living costs are.

He has always somewhat resented this situation, but I think that deep down in that gourd shapped head of his, he reLizes that he is now too old, and very unhealthy to be living on the streets like he was able to do a few years ago. His kidneys have already almosted yeeted themselves.

I agree with you though, I think we are nearing a cusp where he will work himself up into thinking hia lack of spending money is the only thing keeping him from his queefy queen, and he may leave the shelter
 
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Your Best Friend said:
Apologies if this has been covered already, I don't recall. He must have to hand over almost every last cent in order to stay in his fart box it seems like? I wonder if his tard wrangler is actually able to put some money back for him to save and just keeps him on an extremely short leash, or if it really does take up his entire tugboat?
It must be absolutely killing him not being able to blow stacks of cash on flashy meals while reeeing about capitalism. One would think that if his NEET shack is the thing standing between him and Spokane's fine dining scene, he will come to resent it in time. It's easy to take what you have for granted when you get fixated on what you want, especially if you're as entitled as he is.
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He's admitted several times that mallon place takes all but about $13 of his tugboat every month, which he blows pretty much immediately on some shitty gas station food and then immediately starts begging for $25 for a 'high end' burrito. The amusing part of that is its essentially 2 months wages for him that he's begging for just so he can get a burrito. Totally ready to be a dad and provide for his teen zoomer princess
 
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Your Best Friend said:
Apologies if this has been covered already, I don't recall. He must have to hand over almost every last cent in order to stay in his fart box it seems like? I wonder if his tard wrangler is actually able to put some money back for him to save and just keeps him on an extremely short leash, or if it really does take up his entire tugboat?
It must be absolutely killing him not being able to blow stacks of cash on flashy meals while reeeing about capitalism. One would think that if his NEET shack is the thing standing between him and Spokane's fine dining scene, he will come to resent it in time. It's easy to take what you have for granted when you get fixated on what you want, especially if you're as entitled as he is.
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I don't think at this point his wranglers are able to save anything for him. When he was on the streets they forced him to save money and did not give him access to it. Now, he basically pays almost his entire check to his apartment.

Lucas really does not have much control of his life. His wranglers would never agree to let him go back on the streets voluntarily so he could have money to buy expensive steak diners. And at this point there are probably no other cheaper available housing options for him. It would be sort of sad if it wasn't Lucas. He has had better situations given to him, but he acts like a sperg and ruins them.
 
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Thing I didn't know I needed until now:

AI art from the mind of Spokane's born-again virgin wizard hobo.
The horrors that creep around the deepest crevices of his mind brought to life. A modern day Van Gogh. Then all the zoomer baes would be throwing their nubile young ova at him and the world would see that Lucas and his telomerase is plenty good.
 
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Shalom,

Lucas going against the patriarchy is peak goy behaviour. His whole worldview (played out before us by his new game idea and nightmare inducing AI images) is an exaggerated form of patriarchy.

At this stage he’s just parroting leftist slogans he thinks will appeal to zoomer veghina.

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TunnelJew said:
Shalom,

Lucas going against the patriarchy is peak goy behaviour. His whole worldview (played out before us by his new game idea and nightmare inducing AI images) is an exaggerated form of patriarchy.

At this stage he’s just parroting leftist slogans he thinks will appeal to zoomer veghina.

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The patriarchy makes women delusional

Aside from the fact lucas is acting like a textbook male feminist sexpest, starting off a sentence with the patriarchy makes women delusional isn't going to win him any love from feminists. Let alone feminist zoomers. Given the context he's basically saying all women are delusional and its a global conspiracy of men causing it. Real interesting coming from someone with his history and who is nuttier than squirrel shit himself

and for a guy who hates capitalism he sure does an awful lot of capitalist things to feed his food and teen girl addiction

Lucas is exactly the kind of predatory sex pest that gets used as a case study for people studying pedos and sexual predators
 
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Fatal Walter said:
I want to find the post(s) where he was going on about all the "chicks" at Evergreen college being Trump supporting bigots. I've never been to a more ridiculously liberal place in my life so it's pretty amazing that's the take Lucas got from it. Presumably because girls thought he was creepy.
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I don't remember that one. That is hilarious if that is what he took from Evergreen State College. I know about that school and it is a well known liberal hotbed. I was passing through Olympia, WA years ago and had to stop by the campus to see it. It was over the weekend and it was raining, so not lots of people around, but I could tell from all the flyers on the campus that there are tons and tons of liberal student organizations on campus.

I heard they didn't actually have grades at that school. It is kind of nuts that it is a public college, It really sounds like it is ran whacky. With how the world has changed since I went there, I can only assume it has gotten more outrageous.

But all the liberal girls out there would see the fat cow, Lucas Werner, for the fat creepy bum that he is. Even when he is claiming to be for the ideas that he believes they are into.
 
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He has such a child-like fixation on the concept of large sums of anything. That post about the $400k gas makes me think of when he used to sperg about how everyone should get millions of dollars of free money a year (irregardless of what that would do to the value of it), and that vid of him in a manic phase sperging about the universe being BILLIONS AND BILLIONS AND BILLIONS AND BILLIONS of years old. He reminds me of one of those kids you'd encounter in early education trying to impress the other kids with how big of a number they can think of before one finally says "infinity times infinity!"
 
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TunnelJew said:
Shalom,

Oy vey, oy vey oy vey… couldn’t someone with a ghostie PLEASE for the love of Yaweh indicate to Lucas that this means only the super rich can afford to drive cars 😂

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Thats some fallout universe tier prices there. Lucas is showing yet again he's a fucking retard who doesn't understand anything, especially money or economics related. Not only would only the richest of the rich be able to drive, at that price public transport wouldn't exist either so no waddling down to the bus station to go eat at some restaurant on the other side of town and no zoomer baes that aren't within a few blocks of his area. So he would fuck himself over completely in that regard. Not only that, under those circumstances its likely buses wouldn't be able to operate at all so there wouldn't be a bus station for lucas to sit his fat ass in to keep from freezing to death when he inevitably becomes a hobo again

Plus, at those prices internal transport couldn't function at all so no food would get shipped around the country and people in cities would die off from mass starvation, lucas included. So he's fucking himself over in every way possible for what he wants and is too stupid to even remotely realize it. True PhD material there
 
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A Silly Possum said:
He's mentioned a couple times that the only political media he consumes is Bill Maher lol. And once you notice that you can't ever stop noticing it. He has no original thoughts of his own. Ever.
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Don't be absurd, of course lucas has original thoughts of his own. Four whole original thoughts in fact:

Wern hungry, wern want eat

Wern horny, wern want teen puss puss

Wern not get what he want. Wern angry. You bigot

Wern vote bernie. Wern get eat

These are all immediately followed by this gesture:

Also lucas surely has some ideas for this to make himself rich, and as a fuck you to starbucks:

 
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Whats funny is Lucas thinks he has this left right concept down and who stands for what.


Id argue in a more classical sense Lucas implies it's right wing to not have a speed limit. That's a classical liberal stance. He then (don't worry the resident economist will sperg) implies it's left wing to charge a lot for gas. Market/supply side economics, now associated with the right wing. Fuck if I could get 40 bucks for my used tissues I'd do same.

Gas is expensive due to taxes. Read up on red fuel and find some local to see how expensive gas is. Funny thing, near me is a very wealthy old money area, talking pre US settlers. It's all legally farm land. They get red fuel. Gas is insanely expensive to get but the pockets contain so much it makes sense. Basics of supply and demand apply. No one can afford it no one drills for it.

So the richest of rich pay 1.14 (as of post date) for gas. I a working man paid ,4.19. (I need 93 but I digress)

What explains the 3 dollar and change gap? As I said taxes. My money going to Lucas, Ukrainewarts, fixing roads Lucas is too poor to use, and f22 jets. (Farmers also use it to be fair it's to help keep food prices down but it's very exploitable)

As I have mentioned I've taught at colleges. I don't see how a school can be a credited and not grade traditional, granted I both have been out of that for a while and I taught wasn't part of audits for such accreditation. More so one tied to a state or public funding.

It's not only Lucas childhood mind of big numbers, it's his anger. His entire life he's not made 4k let alone 40 or his 400000 for gas. Roughly speaking in US if you work 400k is about 8 years. Less than a decade. So Lucas would have earned two gallons of gas by now. But no he chose to set his family truck on fire, hunt multiple generations of under age puss puss and be a fat faggot who gave a blow job to Jason Perva. (Why are you so ashamed of sucking dick Mr cool LGBT ally?)

The top one percent,(there's an old misunderstood talking point) about half of them don't make 400k a year so .5% can afford one gallon of gas a year

Lucas hates Trump and his wall (or lack of) but an illegal Mexican making 10 bucks an hour how will he mow the lawn? To keep a baseball field clean that little guy will have to work basically since the Jurassic period to now just to earn his 10 bucks.

I like his rapey post about boys are bad but not me as covered even my much more liberal Mrs basso says "male feminists are all rapey" girls put this shit together. Only a woman hater can think girls are so stupid this will work.

Speaking of ever notice a trend, where most rapes of girls happen at college it's liberal arts schools? Girls get roofied by the guy saying go Bernie, and trans lives matter. Just a fun fact both the former title 9 and FBI back this interesting tidbit.

Capitalism is an economic system one I will not bore you with but, safe to say you don't need the letters before my name to prove Lucas is wrong.

I would ask, how it makes a social segregation? People always bond with things they related, I have no clue what my mentors life is like because I'm a working stiff, but had we not met via work wed never be in touch. He's bored on a weekend and books a trip , I'm buying paper towels because the weekday I'm working. Has nothing to do with the economy.

What I assume Lucas the jealous homosexual fat rag man means is "rich people can afford clinkerniggers and I can't so I'm practically rosa parks" a very classy thing to say during black history month.

Since Lucas hates the niggos they get his true and honest earned welfare and darkies be scary, why has Dr. Nigga Luke mentioned anything about this holiday? Bernie is ashamed Lucas zoomie baes all want to know you'll gladly fight trump by being the cuck for BBC.

Lastly I hope homie Jamie got to move dude has the IQ of a rutabaga, not his fault and sucks Lucas bullies him, now we're back in manic game mode I don't want Jamie suffering another round of schizo babble.

Edit: insulting Islam is a good way to get a FB vacation Lucas.

Double edit: lol my auto correct learned clinkerniggers.
 
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For once he's based. (Too bad it's also a subtle jab at Christians)
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Shalom,

Doesn’t Lucas know that the current white girl trend is to hate on my people for our rightful bombardment of Gaza and to criticise the heckin wholesome Muslims who do nothing wrong and are super liberal = the worse thing in the world?

Not exactly hitting your target audience here, Lukey you schmuck.
 
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If only he’d worry about his own schizophrenia. Maybe then he’d be a more productive and likeable member of society. His lack of self-awareness and arrogance are some of his worst features.
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.....You know what else is a sign of schizophrenia lucas? Making a video where you explain to the world that you hear the voices on the wind and the background voices telling you when women are going to turn you down. Which you did

Lack of self awareness indeed. Not only has he and his mother admitted to being schizophrenic on multiple occasions, he literally came up with his own crackpot kids book about living with schizophrenia years ago and admits to hearing the voices on the wind telling him shit. Not to mention the whole admitting to laying in his bed and hearing teen girls yelling out how they want him to get them pregnant outside of his fartbox thing

Lucas is the last person who should be criticizing anyone else for having schizophrenia
 
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