Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Visibly Disgusted said:
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Step 1: Introduce friend to religion
Step 2: vulgar display of hedonism?
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He says batshit mental things like this that prove he knows absolutely nothing about christianity or how any of that shit works and then portrays himself as an expert on it and that he totally knows better than to get pulled into being a christian

This also goes bizarrely against his own claims about what he wants. I mean he's always bitching about not being told where the women are at, well according to lucas's own statements they're over at some church baptising their friends into christians before the religious orgy. You'd think lucas would be waddling his ass down to the nearest church to demand the priest let him in on it right now so he can get in on the christian teen orgy. Yet for some bizarre reason he doesn't. So either he knows on some level this is just insane shit he's spewing as a fuck you to christians for not hooking him up with teen girls or he's even stupider than he ever was. Though the idea that the only thing keeping him from doing just that is a pathological hatred of rules and being told what to do so even with the promise of virgin teen puss puss orgies he would refuse to sign up and become a christian because he would have to do what he was told, so he twists that around in his head to convince himself he's being a righteous atheist and reeeeing about it because atheism is right, not because he truly believes that. Its one of those things that makes me question how atheist lucas truly is. I've said before that I suspect lucas does believe in christianity to some point, or at least its god and is some weird dracula like feud going on where he holds himself and his soul hostage as it were because god won't give him the zoomer bae and everything else that he wants, plus fearing the idea that he would be punished for his actions at some point. Given his behavior, attitude and history it would definitely fit. After all he does the same shit with holding his health hostage until he gets what he wants so it follows he'd do something similar from a religious standpoint. The thing is lucas doesn't really come off sounding like an actual atheist at all, he comes off trying to use it as a cover and talks very much like someone who does believe in some kind of god that he has a grudge against. Just look how he spazzes out whenever someone beings up religion or god to him, it makes him go mental and start seething. You don't do that over something you don't believe in. When was the last time you saw someone do that when jupiter or mars were brought up? You'd get the same reaction that atheists give for those. They don't care because they don't believe in them. They might be irritated by it to a point if its getting pushed on them, but they don't go off like lucas does

There is no way he doesn't believe there actual drunken orgies going on at churches with teen girls either, given the fact he's willing to say shit like this publicly. Lucas must seethe to himself that the priests are hoarding zoomer baes like they were choir boys

Kingfisher9000 said:
Maybe he’s confusing Christianity with ancient Dionysian mystery cults.
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Best part is if anything of that is even remotely christian related it sounds more like what christians used to think went on at witches sabbaths which would mean its the exact opposite of what christians are supposed to do which is pretty funny considering this is lucas claiming to be some kind of authority on how christians act and he can't even get that part right. Something pretty much everybody knows even if they aren't christians cause that shit is a big part of how society views witchcraft and shit because its what you see in movies and such
 
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WonderWino said:
and his eat the bugs is getting dangerously close to a right wing talking point for the self professed communist left wing bernie supporter. Besides lucas would definitely eat the bugs if they were microwaved and covered in melted cheese. Deepfried cheesy crickets sounds like a very wern tier meal
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Lucas would film himself shirtless slurping down earth worms and post toasterbortions with snails he found under the stairs if he thought that eating bugs would impress some Gen-Z eco-minded hippie chick into sleeping with him.
 
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Fanatical Pragmatist said:
Lucas would film himself shirtless slurping down earth worms and post toasterbortions with snails he found under the stairs if he thought that eating bugs would impress some Gen-Z eco-minded hippie chick into sleeping with him.
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I wouldn't pay to see that, but I almost wouldn't even be disappointed if one of his paypigs would
 
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He's posting stupid shit again:
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Those two things have nothing to do with each other and don't correlate at all

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Lucas obsessing over cocks again. Plus how greedy is that considering you know he would demand a zoomer bae for each one and would therefore have his own hoard of 5 baes. Something he claims to hate
 
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not in the cards said:
Aside from the fact that this game sounds boring at best, nonsensical at worst, what the fuck is with the artwork, you fat, perverted, old cunt?!
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Yet another nonsensical game. Especially the youngest player goes first bs. Its like a schizo version of scrabble with d&d shit mixed in. Unsurprisingly he just repeated the insane shit he did with previous games in a slightly different way. and the 'gnome' looks like some kind of pedobait loli. Its obvious exactly what he was thinking when he made it
 
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WonderWino said:
Yet another nonsensical game. Especially the youngest player goes first bs. Its like a schizo version of scrabble with d&d shit mixed in. Unsurprisingly he just repeated the insane shit he did with previous games in a slightly different way. and the 'gnome' looks like some kind of pedobait loli. Its obvious exactly what he was thinking when he made it
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And it’s even more obvious with this other drivel he came up with
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not in the cards said:
And it’s even more obvious with this other drivel he came up with
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Jesus fucking christ the projection he's putting in there is off the charts.

The men cards need to be laid down in face up combos to pick up the women groups from opponents

In other words he's literally putting in his delusions of swooping baes from other men. Yikes

Gifts of 3 items from either sex must be accepted and cannot be refused

Thats getting pretty rapey there lucas. If you give the women gifts they can't refuse you? Double yikes. Thats straight out of his own fucked up fantasies and tied directly into his handing out free candy and offering food and drugs and shit and feeds directly into his sense of entitlement where everything is transactional to lucas and if he gives you something he expects and demands what he wants in return and gets infuriated if it doesn't go that way. This should be setting off all kinds of red flags and alarm bells for people about what kind of person he is. This shit reads like one of those tests psychologists and psychiatrists give their patients to get them to open up about their actions and beliefs without them realizing they're doing it. Its also done alot with children to avoid kids bsing them and getting info from them in a way they view as a game. Lucas is doing exactly that and revealing what he really thinks and feels without even realizing it. Lucas clearly has no idea in the slightest just how bad and rapey this makes him look

Fragrance: 10 giver, 20 taker, UNREFUSABLE

Another yikes. Unrefusable huh lucas. So if you spend a bunch of money on a really expensive perfume and give it to some zoomer as a gift you expect something in return. If his therapist saw this shit he'd red flag lucas on the spot. This shit proves that no matter how medicated he is or how much he pretends to behave himself he is still having the same thoughts, beliefs and urges and is no less of a predator

37yearolddickrightnow said:
Yeah, no coincidence at all that the male avatars all look middle aged, while the female ones are all teenagers..
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Yeah thats a definite and blatantly obvious self insert there. Well, blatantly obvious to everyone except lucas. I don't doubt for a second he's using this as an outlet for his fetishes and perversions and thinks he's being very clever about it. The thing is lucas has a tendency to work himself up doing shit like this until he does something stupid. He'll obsess over what he wants and then when the way he's doing it doesn't get him what he wants he keeps building himself up a bunch of resentment, anger and entitlement and goes off eventually. This is exactly the kind of thing lucas should not be doing because it reinforces his delusions and makes him obsess over them. and lucas getting into AI images is a concerning thought in itself. Yet another thing he thinks he's being clever about when he isn't, but you just know he's making all kinds of creepy teen girl images as well. I'm not sure i'd want to know whats on his phone right now

But yeah, doing this isn't going to end well for him. Feeding into his creepy obsessions never does
 
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WonderWino said:
He's posting stupid shit again:
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Those two things have nothing to do with each other and don't correlate at all

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Lucas obsessing over cocks again. Plus how greedy is that considering you know he would demand a zoomer bae for each one and would therefore have his own hoard of 5 baes. Something he claims to hate
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The only "college chicks" he ever got close to was when he was in "community college" and haunted the halls in his Batman pantaloons.
 
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Apologies if this has been covered already, I don't recall. He must have to hand over almost every last cent in order to stay in his fart box it seems like? I wonder if his tard wrangler is actually able to put some money back for him to save and just keeps him on an extremely short leash, or if it really does take up his entire tugboat?
It must be absolutely killing him not being able to blow stacks of cash on flashy meals while reeeing about capitalism. One would think that if his NEET shack is the thing standing between him and Spokane's fine dining scene, he will come to resent it in time. It's easy to take what you have for granted when you get fixated on what you want, especially if you're as entitled as he is.
 
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