Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Lucas has been doing more mooo cow posting. I love how he acts like women need to be plenty good to be with him, since he is so plenty good. The delusional fat cow!

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Da Dude123 said:
Lucas has been doing more mooo cow posting. I love how he acts like women need to be plenty good to be with him, since he is so plenty good. The delusional fat cow!

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Unsurprisingly, lucas being the food obsessed pig that he is keeps going on and on about food even when ranting about women. and demanding what else she has to offer to him? Says the guy who has literally nothing to offer a woman. Nothing whatsoever

and of course he flat out says are you going to shut up every once in awhile and take a bath with me and wonders why he's called a sexist and a creep. He's never taken a bath in his life and barely showers. Yeah tell a woman to shut up and get in the tub with you lucas, that'll really have the zoomers flocking to you like an axe commercial

Relationships are supposed to be equal according to ability sounds like lucas trying to be a male feminist and combining it with some communist shit he read on the internet. Its a really weird thing to say like that. and proving the axiom correct, someone who goes out of his way to claim he's a good person is anything but. But of course its only haters that say that, not people who have seen how he behaves on a regular basis noting that behavior and telling him what he does and how he behaves is not appropriate

More racism from him of course. Those non white women really know how to cook tacos right lucas? Most non whites would be less insulted by calling them a nigger than sideways implying shit like that. At least you were being honest about your racism to their face after all, not trying to twist it around and try to make people think its a good thing and a compliment. Thats the most degrading kind of insult you can do

Of course he tries to claim he's made a positive difference to someone other than himself, which is as far from the truth as it gets. The only other person benefiting from lucas is whatever company is selling mallon place the psych meds they give him, which clearly aren't doing their job

Not all republicans are racist but if you're racist you're probably republican is a contradiction in terms and implies that yes all republicans are racist. Perhaps lucas isn't familiar with things certain members of the DNC and a certain former democrat president said about blacks back in the day. If he wants to talk about prison population statistics and criminals he had better be careful because there are some real interesting statistics about the non whites he claims to love so much in there. Somehow I don't think he'd want to eat any of their cooking either. While he's at it perhaps lucas should take a look at the statistics for psycho creeps off their psych meds and their habit of assaulting and creeping on women eventually

What do you have besides a pretty face and no talents he asks? Dude, what do YOU have besides a hideous face and no talents? Answer your own question before you start making demands of others. Shes at least got the pretty face, you don't even have that buddy

Lucas is exactly the kind of person that would have been put in a padded room and sprayed down with a hose every time he opened his mouth back when mental institutions were a thing
 
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WonderWino said:
Not all republicans are racist but if you're racist you're probably republican is a contradiction in terms and implies that yes all republicans are racist.
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It's not actually. Not all X are Y but all Y are X is a reasonable induction in some cases. Like not all black people are crackheads but if you're a crackhead you're probably black is reasonable, even if there are white crackheads like Bossman Jack.

This is only a fallacy if taken as a logical proof (which to be fair is what Lucas is trying to do).

I mean Lucas is a moron and morons are often wrong, like Lucas is, but this isn't a particularly good example of his retardation.
 
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Looks like lucas is back to lying again:
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Lucas has admitted multiple times that he only has $13 a month after mallon place gets their cut and has bitched about it for a long time. $100 my ass

and here is is reeing about wanting to go for the wern: homeless in honolulu again. Aside from the fact lucas doesn't know how to save money on his own and blows it immediately, a week in hawaii would cost thousands, especially given the things he would want to do. If by some miracle lucas did get there he'd blow his money in the first couple days and get stuck there. Its not like he could get a greyhound back this time either. Probably end up getting arrested for creeping on the zoomers in the bars or for creeping everyone out by going topless on the beach and leering at the little girls there

and for someone who reees about meth as much as he does its funny he'd want to go to one of the biggest meth capitals in the US

I'd say the main reason lucas wants to go there is because he thinks nobody knows who he is, at the bars or otherwise so he can pull the same shit he does in spokane. Not understanding of course that it'll go over even worse than it does in spokane. Thats a state thats used to dealing with creeps trying to hit on women

That said I don't believe for a second there has been any progress with any job counselor. Anybody in that job would take all of 30 seconds of reading his file and nope the fuck out putting him in any job. He's a liability for everyone involved, especially considering his very publicly known behavior. At this point a fair amount of that has to be known to his wranglers because of his history with previous evictions and the circumstances of getting kicked out of his last fartbox. Lucas being lucas he'd tell the counselor exactly what his reasons are for 'wanting a job' which is teen girls. He does this with everybody he interacts with professionally including therapists. He's admitted to it

......and tell me i'm not the only one who immediately thought of lucas getting arrested for being a creep, getting a bail bond to get out, jumping bail to flee back to spokane thinking he wouldn't get in trouble that way and then it turning out that he ends up with dog the bounty hunter going to spokane to drag his ass back to hawaii. I'd pay money to see that
 
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WonderWino said:
Aside from the fact lucas doesn't know how to save money on his own and blows it immediately, a week in hawaii would cost thousands, especially given the things he would want to do.
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I've heard a lot of homeless people go to Hawaii and get stuck there. It's not exactly a great place to be homeless other than a warmer climate. Everything is more expensive then it is on the mainland.
Da Dude123 said:
Lucas has been doing more mooo cow posting. I love how he acts like women need to be plenty good to be with him, since he is so plenty good. The delusional fat cow!
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lmfao I bet he loves women who can cook, I wonder if there's another human that would willingly eat the slop Lucas "cooks". I've seen jail house food look better then the shit he makes.
 
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Mitt Doggy Dogg said:
I've heard a lot of homeless people go to Hawaii and get stuck there. It's not exactly a great place to be homeless other than a warmer climate.
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I don't if its as prevalent now, but many years ago, when I was there, there were so many white homeless people in Hawaii which didn't make sense to me due to the small size of the white population. Found out it was because other cities on the mainland were buying homeless people one way tickets there, knowing they couldn't get back. I'd rather be white and homeless almost anywhere else. The high cost of living, coupled with the anti white attitudes of the fucking mokes that live there would make it pretty awful and dangerous. The hobos there were some of the filthiest I'd ever seen. The streetwalking hookers on the other hand would make Russell Greer drool so hard he'd dehydrate

What I'm saying is Lucas would quickly get beat up by a pack of locals as soon as he got there if he acted like he does normally. His incel status would be cemented. Local girls don't like haoles for rhe most part.
 
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moseph.jartelli said:
I don't if its as prevalent now, but many years ago, when I was there, there were so many white homeless people in Hawaii which didn't make sense to me due to the small size of the white population. Found out it was because other cities on the mainland were buying homeless people one way tickets there, knowing they couldn't get back. I'd rather be white and homeless almost anywhere else. The high cost of living, coupled with the anti white attitudes of the fucking mokes that live there would make it pretty awful and dangerous. The hobos there were some of the filthiest I'd ever seen. The streetwalking hookers on the other hand would make Russell Greer drool so hard he'd dehydrate

What I'm saying is Lucas would quickly get beat up by a pack of locals as soon as he got there if he acted like he does normally. His incel status would be cemented. Local girls don't like haoles for rhe most part.
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Oh, yeah, Hawaii is not the paradise everyone thinks it is. They have crime and problems like everyone else. And yes there is a big portion of locals that do not care for out of staters. If Lucas was out there and homeless, he would get his ass kicked by some Hawaiian flat bills.

Everything is very expensive there. Lucas has zero concept of how money works and how much it would cost to go somewhere like Hawaii. I just did a random search of flights from Spokane to Honolulu and you are looking at least $500 round trip to just get air fair there. Hotels, food, transportation is all more expensive there. You would blow through $500 within a few days.
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And of course, even if he does work, whatever he earns will reduce his tugboat accordingly. Surely if there is an actual "job counselor", he would have told him.
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Yeah, I have been reading up on how it would work if an SSI recipient gets employed. Like the first $65 they make is not messed with, but after that, it is like for every $2 you make your tugboat is deducted by $1. So if Lucas made $265 in a month, the tugboat would be decreased by $100.

His apartment would be furious if they were shorted on rent. You know Tubby would mooo and reee if he had to give some of his earnings to a greedy landlord.

Yeah, I don't think this will be any different than the other times Lucas has claimed to be looking for work. The only thing he did was that Bitcoin scam. Man, I wish we could get more details on what happened with that. I bet it is a wild story and Lucas got screwed over good.
 
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Mitt Doggy Dogg said:
I've heard a lot of homeless people go to Hawaii and get stuck there. It's not exactly a great place to be homeless other than a warmer climate. Everything is more expensive then it is on the mainland.

lmfao I bet he loves women who can cook, I wonder if there's another human that would willingly eat the slop Lucas "cooks". I've seen jail house food look better then the shit he makes.
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Yeah it definitely has a hobo problem, particularly with idiots that did essentially what lucas wants to do and got stuck. Lots of them end up violent meth addicts. Much like LA, hawaii will eat lucas alive. Not to mention his options for getting out would be very limited given that its an island and the high chance of him doing something to get him into deep shit while there. I doubt his parents would be quite so willing to bail him out a second time, particularly if it involves an arrest. Lucas would be much better off staying where he is instead of risking a tropical telomere adventure. It'll be a race to see whether the hot humid weather or the local hobos get him first. Remember he can't even handle summer in spokane without ending up in the hospital pretty easily. Plus you just know he'd end up walking around shirtless on the beach and frying like a slab of bacon, like bill as the heat waver in king of the hill

That said announcing his intent like this is pretty stupid on his part, its the kind of thing that could get him baited into another LA saga style incident, seeing as he already wants to go there. But of course he's lucas, he thinks he's the smartest hobo in the room and thinks he will be able to exploit the system and the locals wherever he goes cause they totally don't know him. He's exactly the kind of creepy sex tourist bum the locals utterly despise and would make a point of making trouble for as soon as he started making his usual behavior known

I'd laugh my ass off if somehow lucas was able to save enough to take the trip then acted like he always does flashing his cash to the zoomer baes in a bar and got the attention of some locals who beat the shit out of him and rob him for acting like a creep so he's stuck there with no money and no way back to spokane within a day of arriving. I wouldn't be surprised if he managed to make the news again when he got there, waddling down the beach shirtless, sunburned and half incoherent from the heat yelling about bigot agephobic republicans not hooking him up and stealing all his money cause he is for bernie

......i'd laugh my ass off even more if he ends up in hawaii and gets into another mias dad type conversation with the same guy he talked to the last time and didn't recognize his voice. Its not like it would be the first time he did that

I'd keel over laughing if mia 2.0 happened in hawaii only instead of being sent an uber to pick him up at the airport he got promised a limo to take him to his hawaiian teen queens house, complete with a guy waiting at the airport dressed like a limo driver with a sign with his name on it so lucas can recognize his ride.....and then the guy walks him out of the airport and straight to a waiting police car for flying there trying to creep on a minor. The look on lucas's face when he saw he was being walked to a cop car in an obvious sting would be priceless. He'd freak right the fuck out and be big mad that he fucked himself again

and if that didn't happen at a minimum he'd get his ass beat by a local hooker for recording them saying creepy and racist shit like he did in LA

The only place more hilarious lucas could go would be vegas. Though lucas being how he is would probably piss the wrong people off and end up in the desert before long. The fact he never makes plans like this to visit his family speaks volumes as well. He knows they want nothing to do with him and don't want him around

and given the hawaiian obsession with spam I don't want to think about the monstrosities lucas would come up with for new hobo toasterbortions loaded with all kinds of spam
 
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Da Dude123 said:
Yeah, I have been reading up on how it would work if an SSI recipient gets employed. Like the first $65 they make is not messed with, but after that, it is like for every $2 you make your tugboat is deducted by $1. So if Lucas made $265 in a month, the tugboat would be decreased by $100.

His apartment would be furious if they were shorted on rent. You know Tubby would mooo and reee if he had to give some of his earnings to a greedy landlord.
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Yes, and if he makes $1000 extra per month, he'd be kicked off of SSI. It goes without saying, there's no chance Luke is going to work again, especially since he's a fat cripple now.
 
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Yes, and if he makes $1000 extra per month, he'd be kicked off of SSI. It goes without saying, there's no chance Luke is going to work again, especially since he's a fat cripple now.
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This is one of my favorite things about Lucas cycling through his usual repertoire of lies. It's SO obvious to everyone that this is a lie and yet every so often he trots it out and acts like it's some new thing and everyone will just accept it at face value. I'm sure in his mind saying he's looking for a job makes him seem more reasonable and desirable and might even give him some satisfaction that he's "plenty good" and "making progress" etc. We all know however that he has zero desire to work and if there are ever any follow up questions he'll start back up with excuses about his ID, needing shoes, glasses, etc etc etc before he can work.
 
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Da Dude123 said:
Found this on the Brokeposting FB page. "Lil cow". Lol!

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Not surprised he is creeping on the brokeposting page to see whats being said about him. No doubt furiously reporting everything and absolutely livid and getting a headache at the fact he can't control the narrative there. He's the last person who should be calling anyone an idiot, especially while not even being able to spell what he's complaining about properly. Shows how angry he was when he read that and was beating his sausage fingers on the phone frantically typing that without thinking. He's big mad

So much for his claim that he doesn't read the stuff people say about him. He definitely does so he can make up lies to try to cover it. No way he doesn't keep an eye on this thread as well
 
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Mitt Doggy Dogg said:
Lol I hope more people call him a "Lil Cow" now, It is pretty funny people are posting about him on Facebook and he's finding it. I bet he's only a member of that group to see if anyone posts about him
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Every time he reees about being called a lil cow he should be responded to with this clip:
He has literally called himself a cow. Specifically claiming you're the calf, i'm the cow in one of the most horrifyingly blatant pedo things he could have said. But of course he'll deny it, nevermind the fact its literally on video
 
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WonderWino said:
Every time he reees about being called a lil cow he should be responded to with this clip:
He has literally called himself a cow. Specifically claiming you're the calf, i'm the cow in one of the most horrifyingly blatant pedo things he could have said. But of course he'll deny it, nevermind the fact its literally on video
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You know what they say Luca has that dog in him :p Alright I couldn't find a ugly puppy
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