Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Somehow I suspect lucas is not aware of that. If he was he'd have been screeching about it for years and would piss him off all the more that he can't get a zoomer bae in spokane

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So.... this is the kind of thing lucas randomly looks up and thinks its normal to say publicly at 11pm:
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I'm not sure I want to know what kind of search he was doing for that to pop up
 
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Hey, baby zooms! Why not meet Dr. Nigger Luke for a drink on Lower Post Street? End your bigotry! He's plenty good, you know?

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A guy who has a history hitting women sober. LETS ADD ALCOHOL TO THE MIX!!

No one wants to be around you mrsa fatty. Are there any bars you can even go or do you want to be a real class act and drink in the park with a zoomie bae?
 
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More gibberish from lucas

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He sure does hate christians 'not being nice' to him. He clearly has it in his head that being christian means always being nice to everyone and his idea of being nice to him means never questioning anything he says or does, never criticizing him, giving him what he wants and never mentioning his past. If someone refuses to do all that he thinks they're not christians, which clearly isn't how it works
 
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More gibberish from lucas
Lucas probably doesn't get the joke and thinks the funny is because she literally likes eating cats.
Lucas relates to this joke because he also likes eating, hates cats, likes eating, hates using proper grammar and likes eating.
 
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So lucas doesn't want to be a groom anymore, just a groomer

and I see he's back to being a scammer. I bet that means his pay ran out already
“Someone to slay for”

Very odd choice of words. Does he mean it as in “I would kill for you” or in the “yaaas slay queen” sense? At first I assumed the former but with the way he misuses slang it actually might be the latter.
 
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So lucas doesn't want to be a groom anymore, just a groomer

and I see he's back to being a scammer. I bet that means his pay ran out already
I thought he wanted $20 to accept friend requests? Maybe now that he's such a hard working man he's decided to cut everyone else a deal and lower his prices?
 
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So lucas doesn't want to be a groom anymore, just a groomer

and I see he's back to being a scammer. I bet that means his pay ran out already
I see this as Lucas insane idea of bargaining. Much like his idea of a FWB.

"It's just sex with a fat mrsa ridden guy who wants to put his whole hand in your butt, not a wedding so like chill"

It's both manipulative and abusive. Close to "negging " in PUA circles telling a girl she's not really a woman or in charge of her sexuality for not fucking you.

We all also know Lucas is very needy, aside legitimately since he can't put a roof over his head emotionally. Hypothetically if Lucas got any action even a kiss he'd be obsessed, a lot of healthy adults are romantically clingy no shame you could crush on someone after a hook up.

Remember that girl who trolled him? Laci? He was on her like Stink on Lucas. He didn't even get a kiss on the cheek.

If he got laid no way would he just smile and move on with life. He'd stalk her 200%
 
I see this as Lucas insane idea of bargaining. Much like his idea of a FWB.

"It's just sex with a fat mrsa ridden guy who wants to put his whole hand in your butt, not a wedding so like chill"

It's both manipulative and abusive. Close to "negging " in PUA circles telling a girl she's not really a woman or in charge of her sexuality for not fucking you.

We all also know Lucas is very needy, aside legitimately since he can't put a roof over his head emotionally. Hypothetically if Lucas got any action even a kiss he'd be obsessed, a lot of healthy adults are romantically clingy no shame you could crush on someone after a hook up.

Remember that girl who trolled him? Laci? He was on her like Stink on Lucas. He didn't even get a kiss on the cheek.

If he got laid no way would he just smile and move on with life. He'd stalk her 200%
Yeah lucas is definitely A1 stalker material. He already proved that with suzanne by deliberately getting a motel room as close to her job as possible and then showing up to harass her. and he was getting stalkerish with laci back in the day. Plus look how he was behaving when he got catfished to spokane, he was literally calling all the hospitals trying to find out if the catfish was at one of them and had somehow been injured or whatever as the reason she didn't show up as he believed she would. At this point, any positive behavior toward lucas at all will make him start to get obsessive and at the very least push hard and creepily to be his girlfriend and spend a ton of time with him. Lucas does not understand boundaries, its all or nothing with him. The moment the woman realized he was crazy and started backing off lucas would lose his shit and start accusing her of fucking with him and being some kind of catfish, not accepting it was his behavior that caused her to back off. If he somehow magically managed to get sex he'd be an obsessive stalker, watching her every move and losing his shit at the slightest hint that she was talking or associating with any other man in any way, likely flipping out at the men and her for it. He even shows his intent to do this openly and his belief that nobody should be speaking to the opposite sex if they have a partner with his looney rants about not wanting women to talk to him for any reason if they have a boyfriend. No way he wouldn't apply that same thing to his own woman as well. The end result for lucas in a relationship would be another trip to jail, another restraining order and probably another DV charge. He wouldn't like that at all and it would be far harder to explain having happened a second time, the second time in a row where he was involved with a woman at that

That said i'd laugh my ass off if lucas somehow did get a woman, infected her with MRSA and like that woman who sued a guys car insurance company for damages after getting an STD fucking in his car, sued the fuck out of lucas for infecting her with MRSA. Not that she'd get much out of him but it would be a matter of public record that he had MRSA, lied about it and deliberately infected a woman with it and he'd be big, big mad about that

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In other words he finally got it in his head that there are ways he could lose his tugboat and is backing off from marrying anyone because of it. But don't worry zoomer baes, the wern will still fuck you and fist you until into next tuesday. and of course he plays victim and screams discrimination because of this. Yeah lucas not getting his tugboat because it wouldn't be needed at that point is totally discrimination and not lucas being greedy at all

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Maybe lucas is testing the waters to see if he should get a shitty car. Not that he can afford it, or legally drive it, or not inevitably end up on the news over a road rage incident or horrible crash if he tried to. But at least he'd have something to live in when he gets kicked out of mallon place. Lucas is the type of idiot who would get a flat tire or run out of gas somewhere and just get out and leave the car there and stop caring about it and paying on it

Perhaps he'll meet the zoomer baes half way and get a motor scooter. Lucas zooming around spokane at 5mph with his fat ass jiggling and wearing a kids bike helmet would be quite the sight to see. Speaking of which, lucas reees about cars and being pollution machines and all that but you never see him using other forms of non polluting transportation like a bike. Because lucas is too stupid to ride a bike and too out of shape for it. Can you imagine lucas trying to get around spokane on a bike? Too much exercise for him. He sure isn't against taking a bus or plane when its for something he wants though. I guess its only the pollution machines he can't afford he's against

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and there it is, the real reason he doesn't want a car. Aside from being lazy, why pay for a vehicle when that money could be spent stuffing himself with overly expensive food instead. He has a literal child mentality here. This is not the kind of thing an adult would say, just a greedy child

I wonder if he ever ordered any of those shirts or just pulled another 'look at me i'm using my money to buy clothes! i'm a responsible adult!' like when he says he is 'looking into' things. My money says he blew it all on food
 
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So lucas doesn't want to be a groom anymore, just a groomer

Lucas doesn't have to worry about marriage. He can't even get a girl for one date, no one cares if he wants to get married or not. A simple date is not in the cards for him from here on out, much less a serious relationship where marriage might be discussed.
 
Lucas doesn't have to worry about marriage. He can't even get a girl for one date, no one cares if he wants to get married or not. A simple date is not in the cards for him from here on out, much less a serious relationship where marriage might be discussed.
Yeah and on some level he knows it, which is why he says shit like this to try to downplay it as 'I didn't want that anyway' like a child would. Doesn't make him get any less angry at having it pointed out though

Lucas should get used to embracing his identity as lotion hand luke, the sink pissing bachelor of spokane
 
Yeah it's been said many times for many reasons Lucas getting a girl would be the end for him. It's a perfect example of a monkey's paw.

Remember he also tried to make a girl who he thought was under age self multilate to prove her dedication. They never met never spoke on the phone but he felt ok asking her to remove a digit for him.

I know married couples that would not get a small easy to hide tattoo of partners name. Lucas expected and WANTED a girl to partially disable herself over him.

But he's a good guy? The nicest of the ant hill kids! (Don't read about that if you have a weak stomach)

I love how Lucas is so entitled he doesn't want to live off his spouse no it's government job to pay for him. Lucas is on tard bucks because his family gave up on him. No one wants him, he gets free money off tax payers to waste at local corps. He really is peak consumerism. He probably hates the reality of he's nothing more than an atm for the rich. The Walton family doesn't give a fuck about the welfare system or poors they support it to get broke mofos spending their EBT there while virtue signaling more welfare because retard lives matter.

Adults own cars Lucas sure not everyone cares about their car aside upkeep it's something most need. Others have commented Spokane it's a very handy thing to have one. Lucas legitimately just pointed out he rather do something he can't afford then buy something he can't afford.

He thinks he's slick but really he's broke and a spender. Even if you gave him a car he can't legally drive it afford insurance or upkeep let alone have a place to put it. I would guess from the droolers at Mallon the parking there is for staff.

Part of me also read the post in a different light as he tried to sell himself as cultured and environmental focused. He legitimately says "that thing I need, yeah I rather my fix" fucking addict talk.

Lucas has a history of doing any kind of drug he can get his hands on anything to quiet the voices in the winds. It's pretty common with schizos. About 25% overall the schizos die from self medication (read drugs). For Lucas who's unwelcome around the bums and doesn't like the blacks (I'm mocking his racism implying blacks sell drugs) he really doesn't have a connection for mind altering stuff.

After mommy got him hooked on ice cream, food and the itus are his only escape. It's probably why he's such a gross pig remember he bragged about quitting smoking? When in reality he just ended up in jail and can't afford cigarettes anymore?

He goes hard on energy drinks when he gets the money, just for that rush. If he had a carton of smokes they would be gone fast much like we saw him with the fagcast owls chugging hobo liquor.

There's no happy ending or fixing Lucas he will keep blowing paychecks till he loses this job and be off worse than he started.

Speaking of that, funny he never talked about getting shoes. Cool his boss lets him go barefoot since he bought all those burritos instead of footwear.

He's a compulsive liar and greedy food addict I really assume he got a very small check and did get a 12 pack of frozens and just went to town. Disgusting behavior and childish. There's a reason Lucas you were cast out of the elk kingdom and left to rot, the reason is who you are deep down inside. A glutton a pedophile and a very disturbing person.
 
Lucas is really on his plenty good posting. He is better than those gigachads.

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He posts shit like this that shows how much of a two faced hypocrite he is and doesn't even see it. and if its pointed out to him he'll lose his shit

Its also hilarious how transparent he is about what he is really thinking. For example he tries to get good boy male feminist points for saying 'I think women should be strong and independent and not depend on a man for money' and goes on about how men aren't banks and women aren't dependent. When in reality he wants to be just that, a dependent who doesn't have to work, is fully supported by a fuck mommy teen and what he really means is he doesn't want to pay for anything and just keep his money for stuffing his own face. He thinks he's being clever by doing this despite anyone who knows anything about him knowing exactly what he's really saying here. Shows how manipulative and how big of a liar he is

and no surprise that he's trying to claim being fit and such is a bad thing cause 'she'll leave you if you lose any of those things' thats pure lucas logic. Its lucas projecting his transactional view of relationships and not understanding in the slightest how relationships actually work. It also raises a few red flags that lucas may have some sociopathic traits, as there are some indications with that kind of thinking that he doesn't understand the emotions at play in relationships. We already know he has zero empathy and only fakes it (badly) as a manipulation tactic

and of course lucas is back to seeing zoomer base getting swooped by flatbills everywhere he goes and assumes every group that includes males and females must be either in a relationship or having sex. His schizo meds clearly need to be upped

and holy shit at whining that its 'weird' to be able to get anything else online except a girlfriend. Hello transactional insanity again. There is no amazon for girlfriends lucas. Ties rather well into his belief that women are property and hoarded by other men. He really believes that shit and its saying things like this that out those beliefs and confirm thats what he's really thinking. I'm surprised he hasn't tried to get a mail order ukrainian bride since he started getting paid and flipped out when finally figuring out that term isn't meant literally

also lol at the the only remarks i've made is i'd like to date someone height to weight proportionate who isn't mean spirited. thats reasonable. i've dated all sorts of weight ranges. I bet most of you haven't

Says the guy who has only dated one woman in his life and abused her. and trying to claim how reasonable he is being while literally screaming about how zoomer baes are bigots if they exactly the same thing about dating him shows how manipulative, greedy and entitled he is. He is as mean spirited as it gets, especially when people don't give him exactly what he wants

I think people should stop finding my faults

Yeah fuck off right there lucas. You're a sociopathic, manipulative, abusive, greedy pedo. You know it and you want everyone to ignore it. You aren't overlooking anyones faults. If anything you're doing the exact opposite and making even more demands and criticisms of people. and lucas himself complains about women and wonders why he doesn't have one. The lack of self awareness here is crazy

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After mommy got him hooked on ice cream, food and the itus are his only escape. It's probably why he's such a gross pig remember he bragged about quitting smoking? When in reality he just ended up in jail and can't afford cigarettes anymore?
Shows how manipulative he is. He tries to twist everything around to benefit him. So he turns I got arrested for being abusive, stalking and DV and spent nearly two months in jail and the side effect happened to be that I quit smoking cold turkey cause I was forced to into i'm a good boy because I totally smoking. No you don't need to know the specifics or ask about my past at all. Its textbook abusive behavior

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Lucas has a history of doing any kind of drug he can get his hands on anything to quiet the voices in the winds. It's pretty common with schizos. About 25% overall the schizos die from self medication (read drugs). For Lucas who's unwelcome around the bums and doesn't like the blacks (I'm mocking his racism implying blacks sell drugs) he really doesn't have a connection for mind altering stuff.
Yeah he'd definitely do harder shit to quiet the voices if he had the money and connections to do so. He's definitely done harder shit in the past. He's admitted to LSD and shrooms when he was younger and those managed to fuck his mind up even more than it already was. and we know how he is fixated on and obsessed with accusing people he thinks are bad with using meth and heroin. He likes to project so I wouldn't be surprised to find out he's done both at least once. Probably not shooting it but I can see him having snorted heroin and hit the methpipe a few times. Particularly meth as its cheap and he'd probably think he was self medicating like some nutter with ADD thinking its a replacement for adderall. Methed up lucas would have been quite the thing to see and would explain alot. After all, while he admits to having been locked up in the nuthouse for the first time in 2000 he gets real quiet about the actual specifics about what in particular caused him to go so batshit he had to be committed and ended up spending most of the next 4 years so doped to the gills that he shit and pissed in bushes and begged for treats like a dog. He likes to say he 'had a nervous breakdown' but those don't happen out of nowhere, something caused it and its clearly something he doesn't want anyone to know about. Which is why I suspect it was him experimenting with hard drugs and it didn't end well

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Part of me also read the post in a different light as he tried to sell himself as cultured and environmental focused. He legitimately says "that thing I need, yeah I rather my fix" fucking addict talk.
Indeed. Everyone who has ever had to put up with a drug addict or alcoholic knows that mentality quite well. Like you said its pure addict talk. Lucas cares about short term gains and getting what he wants right now, and doesn't care what the consequences to that are. Its why he doesn't care if he is living on the street so long as he can eat $70 steaks a couple times a month cause daddy government will take care of him at the homeless shelter

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Yeah it's been said many times for many reasons Lucas getting a girl would be the end for him. It's a perfect example of a monkey's paw.

Remember he also tried to make a girl who he thought was under age self multilate to prove her dedication. They never met never spoke on the phone but he felt ok asking her to remove a digit for him.
Yeah exactly. He'd revert right back to how he was with suzanne and it would end worse than it did with her cause this time he'd know he was going to get arrested for being abusive and stalking. and he would absolutely go full stalker, probably making screaming videos outside her house in the middle of the night. Though with all the eyes on him now I suspect the moment he started doing that he'd get reported to the cops for it. Given his history and his behavior since his last relationship a repeat of that shit would get him more than 50 days in jail this time. He'd freak the fuck out if a court saw all the crazy and violent shit he's done and gave him a year in county jail. Wouldn't be a good year either once his weird behavior led to some people looking him up. He'd be in for a year of hell the moment the other prisoners found out about his pedo history. He'd come out of that a year later as an absolute wackjob. Probably paranoid, jumpy and with all kinds of weird prison habits involving food

The finger thing is just one of the things we know about. Considering how casual and calm he was about asking a 17 year old to do that shit its clear it wasn't the first time he's made such demands. It makes me wonder what else he'd demanded of teen girls that we don't know about. There has to be other stuff. I don't doubt for a second he's demanded nude pics of teen girls. He's done that several times already that we definitely know of. Like that 17 year old from I think it was virginia? where he tried to tell her that age of consent being 16 meant that her taking such pics was legal as well even after she herself repeatedly explained to her that it was very illegal. POS was soliciting nudes from a minor and crossing into serious felony territory. She should have reported that. Lucas would have been absolutely fucked at that point. Extradition across the country to do a decade in prison and get life on the sex offender registry would have been exactly what wannabe diddler like him deserves. Plus he'd likely never be able to get back to washington after his sentence, assuming he didn't get killed inside. Nor would he be able to stay away from alcohol, weed, waddling around parks and schools and all the places he likes to go to watch little girls. He'd get busted for a parole violation and get thrown back in prison real quick

Come to think of it i'm a bit surprised no anti predator vigilante group has gotten wind of him and targeted him for a sting yet. He's certainly famous enough for it and stupid enough to get busted. As much as I hate DAP, the idea of those wiggers walking up to lucas at walmart and screaming about how he's there to meet a 16 year old girl, following him around the store is fucking hilarious. Lucas would wig right the fuck out and probably call the cops on himself screaming about how he's not a pedo and they're on his side. Then making him call his boss or king roy to tell them about getting busted thinking he was going to get let go and not get the cops called on him for it if he did would be hilarious as well. Just imagine lucas calling up king roy sobbing, terrified and half looney from the stress of the situation and explaining how he's at the park having gotten busted by an anti predator group trying to meet a 16 year old

Somehow I suspect his royal highness wouldn't be all that surprised, but would not be pleased about being dragged into it or the attention the situation would bring to the rest of the family. There is no way his family isn't aware of his videos and general history. They keep tabs on him to some degree, mostly for their own sake to ensure he doesn't do something to make them look bad

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I had to look up who that was and yikes
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Lucas is definitely a jroc tier wigger who has a fetish for troonish looking hoodrats

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Fucking lol
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The stupidity and narcissism is off the charts on that one. That job sure is getting to lucas's head. and jobs and beards turning women on is weirdly specific. I see he's wearing a psycho math shirt of some kind. Probably thinks it makes him seem smart and will get zoomer baes to see it and 'start a conversation' with him about it

He looks fucking awful in that pic. and he absolutely does understand why he's so hated. He just doesn't acknowledge it cause he thinks he's plenty good and can hide his history
 
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This coming from the same guy who compares himself to alpha silverback gorillas thinking that entitles him to teen puss puss. I guess you only hate hierarchies when they don't put you in a favorable position huh lucas

Lucas as a rich, high powered CEO would be the exact kind of person the communists fantasize about dragging out into the street and stringing up on the nearest lamp post
 
Anything new from Lolcow Lucas Werner? What is that fat, welfare collecting, drain on society moooing about? Being an atheist? Being plenty good? I am not FB friends with the cow, so, I rely on this page and the Lucas Werner Brokeposting FB page to get my updates. Nothing new on either side.

I was watching some of his old videos on the Wernology page and it is always something to see how arrogant and autistic the fat cow is. A true burden on society. Wants the government to take care of him.

I wish we could get this page of the Tors. Fuck those troons and their incessant reeeing. We can make fun of them and all the other cows as much as we want!

If anyone has anything new from the lolcow Lucas Werner, go ahead and put it up.
I'm tempted to try and add him on Facebook again, but it's just tiresome. Telomerase this, government assistance that. He doesn't even orbit looksmatched e-girls. The delusion doesn't end and he gets more and more paranoid that even the most innocuous follower is a dedicated troll.
 
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