Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[WonderWino]

That song being used just makes this come off as all the more looney. and he's doing the same exact expression he was in the other videos before

Yet another gibberish note

I wonder if he switched to notes like this because he was told to stfu and stop being disruptive with his ranting in the videos he was making before all these. He clearly does not understand just how mental doing this makes him look

 

[VoidFace]

I wonder if he switched to notes like this because he was told to stfu and stop being disruptive with his ranting in the videos he was making before all these. He clearly does not understand just how mental doing this makes him look

Must be the case. I mean, we all know he is desperate for attention and the fact he keeps making videos just proves he is still feeling that compulsion. The only reason he isn't ranting is because he must've gotten in trouble.

Aside from the notes, though, the way he seemingly feels the need to hold them in his mouth these days is...weird, even for him. Did the voices on the wind tell him to do that? Or, an idea I got from that last video: is it simply the easiest way to not have his shaky hands make the note nigh unreadable? He puts the phone down somewhere and holds the note in his mouth so his hands aren't shaking either the phone or the note around.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Lucas can't make videos indoors unless he's hiding in the bathroom and walking outside is difficult it's hot in Washington lately and he's fat.

He holds the paper in his mouth to show his face for these dating proposals? That's all I got.

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

and then he drops the paper out of his mouth yet again and does this

Totally sane, not psychotic looking at all

My dude, this post fucking wins. This is the insanity I got to know him by.

 

[Fatal Walter]

Yeah, probably need to talk about some of this science crap. I'm pretty sure I just heard him say photons move faster than light.

 

[mothman96]

The videos he's been posting are inside or outside Mallon Place , I'm wondering if his Mallon handlers put him back into the Mallon Place nursing home.

 

[VoidFace]

I'm pretty sure I just heard him say photons move faster than light.

Which is funny on a number of levels. It's also funny that, if memory serves, when he talks about neutrinos being "sped up 7% faster than the speed of light" he is talking about old research which was thoroughly refuted when it was discovered those findings were the result of a loose fiber optic cable...but we can't expect Lucas to know what he is talking about before opening his mouth, of course.

 

[Da Dude123]

Lucas, you're the reason women need an escort around campus. You're always hiding behind trashcans and lurking outside bars. Acting like a creep. That's you, Lucas. Not JD Vance.

 

[WonderWino]

Lucas, you're the reason women need an escort around campus. You're always hiding behind trashcans and lurking outside bars. Acting like a creep. That's you, Lucas. Not JD Vance.

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Yeah exactly. The lack of self awareness he has posting that statement is palpable. Either that or he's doing what predators frequently do and blaming others for his own behavior as a deflection strategy

Lucas is the last person who should be posting shit like that. The perfect response to that would be to post that pic of him creeping behind the trash can watching that group of high school girls creepily, and when he denies he wants anything to do with high school under 18s respond with this:

As usual, lucas is guilty of the very things he accuses everyone else of

Probably one of the biggest lies he has ever told. He totally takes full responsibility for his actions regarding every woman he's ever dated. and he's totally voting harris, even though by his own admission he has never and does not vote

 

[Da Dude123]

Yeah exactly. The lack of self awareness he has posting that statement is palpable. Either that or he's doing what predators frequently do and blaming others for his own behavior as a deflection strategy

Lucas is the last person who should be posting shit like that. The perfect response to that would be to post that pic of him creeping behind the trash can watching that group of high school girls creepily, and when he denies he wants anything to do with high school under 18s respond with this:
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As usual, lucas is guilty of the very things he accuses everyone else of

Probably one of the biggest lies he has ever told. He totally takes full responsibility for his actions regarding every woman he's ever dated. and he's totally voting harris, even though by his own admission he has never and does not vote

Voting for Kamala? Please. As much as that fat cow moooed and reeeed over Bernie Sanders, he would not vote for him. Even when he still was in the race and Washington State could have been an important state for Sanders to win against Hilary Clinton. The cow could not waddle to the polls.

I understand why people don't vote. They are busy and most jobs do not give you time off work to vote. On top of having family obligations and other things you want to do, voting is low on the list for lots of people. Lucas is an unemployed cow who has zero going on, outside maybe a doctor appointment here and there.

The guy goes on and on about politics and can't be bothered to vote. I'm sure the poling place is not far away. No way he will take the initiative to vote for Kamala, unless the Spokane County board of elections makes Mallon Place a polling site.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

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Oh we better keep this one on our minds when his body starts to fail on him and he's crying and reeing when he's confronted with his impending death as a result of his poor choices (as every single of his misfortunes have been). Can't wait for this one to age as terribly as he has.
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So he can shit on anyone who believes in some kind of deity, yet it's cool for him to have some bullshit unfounded belief in reincarnation? Yeah, that makes total sense.

"One day you wake up in a new body and you're gay"
Sounds like a fucking randomtext.

More cow posting. The military kind of gets all of those things. When you're active duty in the military you get housing or a housing allowance. Housing can be a bunk on a Navy ship or a bed and locker in a world war 2 era barracks. Now, the Air Force would get treated better, but that would be plenty good for an enlisted Navy service member. Also, you have covered healthcare on active duty.

Veterans have access to the GI Bill to help pay for an education, VA healthcare, and can also get VA loans to help buy a home. Now a VA loan is honestly not tons different than a conventional loan, so you're not given a house. And there are programs to help veterans find work

Lucas thinks these things should just be handed to everyone. They already sort of hand these things to him. Lucas gets Medicaid, got to go to community college, has been given discounted housing, gets food stamps. All kinds of handouts.

And no European countries don't just give people housing.

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August is wasting his effort explaining things to Lucas.
Lucas clearly just wants FREE STUFF (more than he already gets) and wants to complain about it, regardless of any subject at hand.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Yeah exactly. The lack of self awareness he has posting that statement is palpable. Either that or he's doing what predators frequently do and blaming others for his own behavior as a deflection strategy

Lucas is the last person who should be posting shit like that. The perfect response to that would be to post that pic of him creeping behind the trash can watching that group of high school girls creepily, and when he denies he wants anything to do with high school under 18s respond with this:
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As usual, lucas is guilty of the very things he accuses everyone else of

Probably one of the biggest lies he has ever told. He totally takes full responsibility for his actions regarding every woman he's ever dated. and he's totally voting harris, even though by his own admission he has never and does not vote

Didn't he call Suzanne crazy after she dumped him and got the restraining order?
And always blamed her for the breakup?

 

[WonderWino]

Didn't he call Suzanne crazy after she dumped him and got the restraining order?
And always blamed her for the breakup?

Yeah he called her crazy, blamed her for his behavior, blamed her for not forgiving him for his violent outbursts, blamed her for going to the cops when he showed up at her work and for claiming the only place he could afford to live at the time just so happened to be some motel close by to her job so implied she and the cops were trying to essentially force him to violate his restraining order and blamed her for getting him arrested when he wouldn't leave the apartment. Since then he's also basically implied she's even worse than all that cause he's tried to retcon throwing the drink at the wall to sliding the drink a few inches across the bar claiming it never hit anything and wasn't violent at all and was actually something classy people did in movies when being dramatic

tbh both she and the court system were far too lenient on lucas over that whole situation and should have have come down much harder on him

That said, a few older screenshots of convos people have had with lucas that will remind everyone just how fucked in the head he is:

Yeah totally not insane at all

Lucas claims at least one of his nieces actually hit on him while talking like a textbook pedo uncle, and saying this while talking sexual shit to an underage girl. Its like he's trying for a pedo hat trick here

He literally thinks his mother hides zoomer baes from him. and the fact she responds with you know we can't talk about anyone the moment he starts asking about his nieces screams that something seriously inappropriate happened and that nobody is allowed to say anything about them to lucas because of it. She clearly knows he's into pedo incest shit and kept her mouth shut about it. She knows damn well that he should be in jail which means the rest of his family very likely does as well

 

[WonderWino]

Lucas's choice of song with that made me laugh my ass off

He actually drew a steak on the note. That note looks like its written the way a caveman would talk.... lady...you...me....steakhouse....would

Fuck me he's losing it. a note in his mouth about trump and then he..... pulls out a fucking rose....?

What in the actual fuck

@Fatal Walter should include that one in his next wern video. Turning a fuck trump video into some kind of weird 'heres a rose now come have a steak with me zoomer bae' moment is just bizarre. Even for lucas

 

[VoidFace]

More weird note videos. In this one we have the return of the "eight ex girlfriends" lie, and of course the new "drop the note and look like a fucking creep smiling into the camera" maneuver.

 

[mothman96]

More weird note videos. In this one we have the return of the "eight ex girlfriends" lie, and of course the new "drop the note and look like a fucking creep smiling into the camera" maneuver.

Yes, I do think the Creeper was put back in the nursing home. It's revved up the videos wanting a girlfriend. He sees a girlfriend as his way out of Mallon. I'd also say someone else is helping him with the music he is using for his videos.

 

[Da Dude123]

Yes, I do think the Creeper was put back in the nursing home. It's revved up the videos wanting a girlfriend. He sees a girlfriend as his way out of Mallon. I'd also say someone else is helping him with the music he is using for his videos.

@mothman96 , welcome back. We haven't heard from you in a long time. Lucas has the shakes going on. Common side effect of psych meds. He may very well be back in the nursing home.

I am very pleased he is reverting back to his old attraction signs and even mentioned telomeres in a recent video. We need him to go outside and howl at the moon about his want of a zoomer bae.

 

[mothman96]

@mothman96 , welcome back. We haven't heard from you in a long time. Lucas has the shakes going on. Common side effect of psych meds. He may very well be back in the nursing home.

I am very pleased he is reverting back to his old attraction signs and even mentioned telomeres in a recent video. We need him to go outside and howl at the moon about his want of a zoomer bae.

Thanks for the welcome back. Yup, it's been quite some time since I'd participated. We can only hope the Creeper continues down the path that's made him infamous.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Funny, watching the videos lead to this one showing up in my recommends.

surprised it's not in the OP

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Fuck me he's losing it. a note in his mouth about trump and then he..... pulls out a fucking rose....?

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What in the actual fuck

@Fatal Walter should include that one in his next wern video. Turning a fuck trump video into some kind of weird 'heres a rose now come have a steak with me zoomer bae' moment is just bizarre. Even for lucas

Out of context, that makes it sound like he's gay for Trump.