Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

I'm not usually one to post I prefer to just read through stuff on here, but I just wanted to point out it looks like Lucas is uploading his videos on tiktok too. Was curious today so I looked up "Lucas Werner" on tiktok and found his account. Looks pretty new. Maybe he thinks he'll have more success with Gen Z uploading on there too?
Now he's realised that his target audience are actually on tiktok and not on facebook.. That took him a long time Honestly, it's dying out and a lot of young people don't even use it anymore. Hell, I barely use it. I wonder just how slow Lucas is with the times. He's so desperate for a young girl and yet he doesn't even realise that most of them are on tiktok nowadays.
 
He will get slapped down hard on TT.
Almost makes me want to get an account there to observe the slaughter.
Yeah tiktok is not a place lucas would be wise to post his usual kind of videos. That'll get him lots of attention before very long and it won't be the kind of attention he wants. He'll end up with 20 year old influencers calling him a pedo, creep and predator all over the place and spreading word of him far beyond washington state or kf. If any of those tiktokers do a little digging on him shit could get real bad for him on there. Especially if the handing out free candy, admitting to being a pedo and those pics of stalking teen girls and trying to blackmail his neighbors pop up

With all the wine moms on there he'd better be careful cause alot of them would call the cops on his ass if they find out he's getting creepy with teen girls on tiktok
 
The fat faggot is posting more note videos on his page. He for sure is back in the group nursing home. You can see a bathroom sign on the wall. Regular apartments don't have those. Good news, baby zooms, Lucas will accept your Facebook friend request for FREE if you're a 18-25 year old hot woman in Spokane. That is a $10 value, absolutely free!

But wait, there's more. Once Lucas's job counselor finds him another sped job, he will treat you to a $110 porterhouse steak. Form a queue, Gen Z baes.

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The fat faggot is posting more note videos on his page. He for sure is back in the group nursing home. You can see a bathroom sign on the wall. Regular apartments don't have those. Good news, baby zooms, Lucas will accept your Facebook friend request for FREE if you're a 18-25 year old hot woman in Spokane. That is a $10 value, absolutely free!

But wait, there's more. Once Lucas's job counselor finds him another sped job, he will treat you to a $110 porterhouse steak. Form a queue, Gen Z baes.

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The videos themselves:


and racism and cock blocking he says? Wait a minute....i'm suddenly remembering a post he made awhile back.....
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That post certainly aged well

He whines about being cockblocked from fucking underage girls and tells on himself when he compares himself to a racist rapey drag queen. Considering he brings those those things up so often it makes you wonder

That said given he's back in the nursing home section, something must have happened to fuck up his health again. I suspect the months of binge eating all that shitty restaurant food has alot to do with it. Perhaps he's having beetus issues or kidney issues from it. Given lucas is pushing 45 and is horrifyingly obese and still stuffs himself more than i'd have thought physically possible at every opportunity it may be starting to catch up with him. Particularly given how fucked his body must be from all the years of hoboing it in the streets. Remember the time he got his college disbursement money and the first thing he did was get a motel 6 room and order a giant prime rib steak, an entire brisket roast and a salmon salad with a bunch of extras and spent all night eating most of it and washing it down with pepsi he'd dropped peanut butter cups into and then ate the salmon salad in the morning after it had been sitting out in the open all day and night? No fucking wonder he's fucked up

Somehow I suspect his wrangler isn't putting too much effort into getting lucas another job. I mean what else is there? He was too slow and incompetent to put orders in a bag at walmart. If he can't do something that simple there really isn't much else he could do. Whats the next step down? Human test subject for medical experiments? handing out flyers in the street? Wearing a sandwich board outside of a restaurant. Lucas would hand out a dozen flyers, get told to fuck off, throw the rest away and come back an hour into his shift claiming he handed them all out and get fired. Though sandwich board wern would be something worth seeing. Getting a picture of him wearing one of those things standing outside a restaurant or whatever would be fucking hilarious. Doubly so if it happened to be subway hiring another admitted pedo to advertise for them. Guaranteed that wouldn't last long. No way subway wouldn't be told about his history and drop his radioactive ass faster than you can blink

Lucas really got addicted to having that money for the short time he was working. He got that taste and a reminder of all the food he can stuff himself with cause of it and as much as he hates working, still wants that money. If anything he added a new torture into his life himself by starting that job in the first place. What he had and losing it is going to eat at him for a long time

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LOL the lack of self awareness in this nearly made me spit my drink out. This literally describes lucas to a T. Just make the guy a flatbill, the robot a hot zoomer bae and the other woman lucas and change the sign to read '16 year old ovulator, fertile, calls me daddy, doesn't criticize me'
 
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Yeah tiktok is not a place lucas would be wise to post his usual kind of videos. That'll get him lots of attention before very long and it won't be the kind of attention he wants.
As shitty and retarded as TikTok is, it is enormous compared to somewhere like here, and has no anti-tipping rules. If he thinks being on our radar is bad he has no clue.
 
As shitty and retarded as TikTok is, it is enormous compared to somewhere like here, and has no anti-tipping rules. If he thinks being on our radar is bad he has no clue.
Indeed. Lucas has no idea what he's getting himself into if he starts pulling the same shit he does on youtube and facebook on a place like tiktok. Those people can be pretty vindictive and plenty of them get pretty harassing of people who cross lines they don't like. Plenty of the stuff lucas posts would draw the attention of the wrong kinds of people. Lucas being lucas would do his usual doubling down and blurting out stuff about starbucks or other pedo shit that would open a whole new can of worms. All it would take is the wrong fairly big tiktoker to catch wind of him and he'd be hounded probably to the point of making him lose his shit and ending up back in eastern state for awhile. Either that or trying to go full cyrus again and doing his occasional threats and implied threats to people who don't know he's usually a big pussy and who are inclined to call the cops on his ass. a couple tiktoks of him flashing a boxcutter again and ranting about zoomer baes not dating him wouldn't likely end well for him on there, and I doubt mallon place would be too happy about the inevitable result either

Lucas is risking diving head first into major trouble. Nothing good will come to him from going anywhere near tiktok
 
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Such a greedy narcissistic thing to say
"Gen Z men seem less prejudiced than Gen Z women to the idea of dating Gen X men because the Gen Z dudes think I'm a good man."
Ok, so go date Gen Z men, Luke. Apparently they aren't "prejudiced" about it so there you go. Find yourself a twink or some shit.
 
Ok, so go date Gen Z men, Luke. Apparently they aren't "prejudiced" about it so there you go. Find yourself a twink or some shit.
Thats the best part, he's implying male zoomers are interested in him and that he's interested in them enough to bring it up like this. Just another indication that lucas is more interested in men than he wants people to know

With lucas doing these bizarre nonsensical videos of his attraction signs he's starting to remind me of 2020 era wern with his insane posts:

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Yeah he's definitely reverting to his previous level of crazy. While medicated no less
 
Yes it fucking is, Lucas. It is 100 percent jealousy. You so want to be an oligarch. You would think that would impress the baby zooms. This is why you act like a big shot anytime you get a hold of cash. You buy $110 steaks. Normal working class people don't eat $110 steaks regularly, but you do, or would if you could.

Furthermore, you acted like an unsigned rapper flashing your Biden bux around, which was like $1200. You thought you were king shit of turd mountain when you got that Biden bux money.

Lucas would be so greedy if he ever got some significant money.
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I hate myself for going on TikTok at all, but I found a comment under one of his videos that I'm not sure has been posted but is absolutely hilarious:

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Well now, he actually went through with it and started posting to tiktok. No doubt because he didn't like the fact the only people watching and commenting on youtube videos are people who know exactly what he is. So what does lucas 'totally not a predator' werner do? He creeps over to new hunting grounds that he knows is full of zoomer baes and teens, thinking he's being clever and that nobody on tiktok will recognize him or know what he is. That'll change in a fucking hurry. As was already pointed out he's not going to like the response he gets from tiktok if he spends any amount of time there, especially with the shit he posts. It'll lead to people googling his name and turning up his history real quick, which will get him on blast all over tiktok in ways that'll make him wish all he had to deal with was a few people on kf, IG and youtube keeping an eye on him and calling him a creepy pedo. He could legit get his ass cancelled over this one and/or end up hounded to the ends of the internet until he has another breakdown and ends up back in eastern state. He does not understand what he's getting his ass into with tiktok

That said he's not macho in the slightest. He's more like a creepy pedo version of the nacho man

and way to proofread that post lucas. If want a sensitive macho man indeed. At least he managed to talk like a low IQ gym rat. Those english papers he wrote in college must have been something else to read. You have to wonder what the instructor was thinking while going through 17 pages of insanity about fecund ova and teen girls
 
He could legit get his ass cancelled over this one and/or end up hounded to the ends of the internet until he has another breakdown and ends up back in eastern state. He does not understand what he's getting his ass into with tiktok
This is how you attract the kind of freaks who go after Cyrax and Daniel Larson. The kind of evil idiot tards and redditors who think it's cool to commit federal crimes against a cow.
 
LOL, Hey Mallon Place Creeper, You are no where close to being a silver back. You'd be the weakling inferior male no female would want to mate with. The gorilla group would throw you out to die alone in the forest.
You can't even live on your own Creep that you were put back into an "assisted living nursing home". Your end will be a nursing home.

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