Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Has Lucas ever paid for a fancy date like an expensive steak dinner? It looked like Suzanne was the sugar mommy in their weird relationship.

 

[Fatal Walter]

Yeah, he has. It's an angle, like everything he does. He bought his friends a 110$ steak or something recently apparently. But this one definitely happened a while ago cause he made some pissed posts about it eventually.

Edit: I can't find a post talking about it but here he is taking his uhh friends out to eat

And I guess this was his angry post about the first woman

 

[Telomere Savalas]

Indeed. He acts like its some kind of rare, exotic and expensive thing to offer somebody that anyone would be a fool to turn down. Its bizarre even by stupid crazy person standards. I mean even lucas understands that most people, including zoomer baes have jobs. He never gives an actual reason beyond his supposed super sperm as to why someone should want to be so eager to take him specifically up on his offer for a steak dinner. and if they don't he brands them his enemy - bigots and classist ageists that he now expects to prove themselves not to be these things by going on a date with him. Which is a really, really bizarre way of thinking. If they didn't want to take him up on his offer before why would they want to after he immediately screams like a loon that anyone who doesn't want to take him up on his offer is an ageist classist bigot?

Proof that he really wants a teenager. Preferably a runaway with daddy issues, to whom a $100 steak or a trip to Arizona would be a treat.

 

[Bassomatic]

@WonderWino thank you for the elk tips. The meal I mentioned before was just at a nice restaurant, up in leaf land. Funny enough, unlike King Roy, I have hunted Elk. I'll spare the long story but the first time I ever saw an elk in person I shot it lol. I was up in Canada for a hunting trip and we donated all the meat. I was glad to help people (maybe making me the best American tourist I come spend USD and donated 100s of pounds of food to the needy) but kinda salty I didn't get to eat any looking back. Granted checking a bag breaks the bank I can't picture shipping home 300+ lbs of meat lol.

I think aside Lucas being stupid, as it's been mentioned it comes back to Lucas wants to eat fancy meals. So it's part of the draw to him, much like he sexualizes children, he does food. I mean points for going whole hog on all your kinks. Most of us when we say give me a 12 year old and a T bone, we are asking for scotch... Lucas not so much. So he tries to look rich (because he wants to be) flexes this date because that's what he wants.

He never has had a "date" so to speak. So he doesn't understand one of the most important things with dating is figuring what to do /eat etc. It's a weird dance for stable sane people, but we learn if we can make it work from a few dates, we have to give and take or sometimes things fall into place etc.

I think because he's greedy and very needy, he doesn't understand how dating works. He thinks this big show one flex he can just move in like he did off Suzanne. That's his goal he gets a huge steak then moves into zoomie zoom girls house fists her ass sleeps all the time jerks off to CP and slaps her around when she comes home from work.

This tiktok stuff, it's gonna get lucas homeless. NGL I'm excited and hoping for it.

 

[Da Dude123]

Yeah, he has. It's an angle, like everything he does. He bought his friends a 110$ steak or something recently apparently. But this one definitely happened a while ago cause he made some pissed posts about it eventually.
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Edit: I can't find a post talking about it but here he is taking his uhh friends out to eat
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$89 lobster and $65 steak. Letting everyone know how much he spent is so important to Lolcow, Lucas Werner. But "wE'rE sOcIaLiSts"..... He is such a hypocrite. Such a phoney. Dude has no solid beliefs, just says whatever he thinks will get him what he wants, and that is a zoomer bae and plenty of food. Well, his phoney beliefs will get him nothing.

 

[Big Nasty]

$89 lobster and $65 steak. Letting everyone know how much he spent is so important to Lolcow, Lucas Werner. But "wE'rE sOcIaLiSts".....

Typical socialist. I've never met a frugal socialist.

 

[WonderWino]

Yeah, he has. It's an angle, like everything he does. He bought his friends a 110$ steak or something recently apparently. But this one definitely happened a while ago cause he made some pissed posts about it eventually.
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Lucas really, really has a difficult time understanding the concept of a plutonic relationship. He seems to think such a situation means you just don't start dating right away but are eventually intending to move in that direction. I shouldn't be surprised given his ingrained assumption that any time he sees two people together who happen to be male and female he automatically assumes they're fucking no matter what the context is in any situation that doesn't involve being a waitress or working at the checkout at a store. It makes him come off as that much loonier, especially when he says shit like that publicly. That kind of thing is a huge red flag for women and will have any woman that sees it thinking anything he says and does is just a ploy to get into her pants. Which it is. Frankly i'm surprised his attitude hasn't gotten him pepper sprayed fairly regularly. I also suspect that if lucas ever shows up making a video or taking pics or whatever of having been pepper sprayed by a woman for being a creep he would try to make up some bs story about how he was at some protest for blm and 'acab' fighting for the zoomer baes cause he's totally a male feminist and totally got pepper sprayed by the bigot republican wife beating cops for it. Only to get caught in an obvious lie not realizing that everybody knew that no such incident happened in spokane at the time

@WonderWino thank you for the elk tips. The meal I mentioned before was just at a nice restaurant, up in leaf land. Funny enough, unlike King Roy, I have hunted Elk. I'll spare the long story but the first time I ever saw an elk in person I shot it lol. I was up in Canada for a hunting trip and we donated all the meat. I was glad to help people (maybe making me the best American tourist I come spend USD and donated 100s of pounds of food to the needy) but kinda salty I didn't get to eat any looking back. Granted checking a bag breaks the bank I can't picture shipping home 300+ lbs of meat lol.

Ah, i'm not surprised to hear that at all. Its pretty common in parts of canada to have local programs for hunters to donate part of whatever they bring in. It usually gets divided up into 1lb bags of ground meat and distributed to various food banks and domestic violence shelters. You might be surprised just how large of a percentage of the population of eastern canada especially depends on it to feed their families given how many people work seasonally for fairly low pay and can't afford much. When I was living on the east coast there were tons of people who almost never got meat that wasn't from a food bank all winter. Its something of an unspoken tradition there that most hunters donate a percentage of whatever they bring in because of it to support local families, especially ones with kids. Same with people who raise their own chickens and pigs and large gardens. Hell I used to raise a hundred chickens at a time and more than half of them went to the food bank and domestic violence shelters every fall. Couldn't keep that many in my freezers and they were decent sized 30 - 35lb birds on average with fist sized livers. Those sorts of places can do alot with a decent sized chicken to stretch it with gravies, liver spreads and soups so they're always pretty eager to get them. Certainly moreso than the usual canned goods and pasta. From what i've heard several US states do something similar in regions with large hunter populations. One of many benefits to guaranteed rights to firearm ownership. and ironically, one that many anti gun states inadvertently miss out on and probably have the biggest need for all the food they can get given their populations of illegals, refugees, poor people and homeless and all the complaints of so many food deserts and such

and yeah I won't be the least bit surprised if lucas spazzing out on tiktok draws the attention of people who make a point of going out of their way to cancel his ass. I can see it setting off a chain of events that inevitably leads to getting kicked out of mallon place. Its not like it would be the first time. and if it happens it'll at least open up a space for someone who genuinely needs and deserves it far more than lucas does. We can't forget that lucas getting a spot at mallon place means that someone else who needed it didn't get it and may be living on the street themselves while lucas brags about stuffing himself with shitty food and makes insane videos in the dayroom

 

[WonderWino]

Lucas 'i'm totally not a predator at all' werner everybody. According to lucas he can't be predatory to women because they are too headstrong for that kind of thing. Statements like that do not imply you are not a predator lucas, in fact they do the exact opposite. Thats the exact kind of thing a predator would say

Ok narcissist

Yeah not greedy, narcissistic and predatory at all. Also 'wealth monger' isn't even a word lucas. Neither is greed monger

Spoken like a true predatory male feminist

 

[The Garden]

He always tells on himself. He absolutely wants a slave girl, and that's the only reason anyone would equate pursuing much younger women to slavery. And saying "women these days" are too headstrong is a)straight up incel speak, and b)more telling on himself. Why can't he have a weak will little girl own an abuse?

Not expecting a woman to ever love him is probably the sanest thing he ever said. Or it would be, if it wasn't straight up narcissistic manipulation pity play.

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Lucas isn't even enough of a white liberal to have a savior complex, much less an actual liberal. Even Tulsi Gabbard was better at pretending to be a lib, and she got pegged as a Putin ally from the start of her presidential campaign.

4 posts, and he couldn't manage to not tell on himself in any of them. Poor little Lucas, no one will hand him a submissive, supermodel child to abuse when he's done less than the bare minimum for years. Poor, poor little Lucas.

 

[SteveGoatman]

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Lucas 'i'm totally not a predator at all' werner everybody. According to lucas he can't be predatory to women because they are too headstrong for that kind of thing. Statements like that do not imply you are not a predator lucas, in fact they do the exact opposite. Thats the exact kind of thing a predator would say

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Ok narcissist

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Yeah not greedy, narcissistic and predatory at all. Also 'wealth monger' isn't even a word lucas. Neither is greed monger

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Spoken like a true predatory male feminist

Jesussss... "Hell, I'll even agree with socialism sometimes if it's the right thing to do"...You've been banging on about socialism and democratic socialism FOREVER. That's like a huge part of your created persona so what's with the backpedaling? Also, this tone is somehow angrier, more incel, and more straight out violent feeling that his usual garbage. I wonder what happened because something triggered this.

 

[Da Dude123]

What's the matter, Lucas? No bitches? No bitches or thots? Why don't you escape from the nursing home tonight and bring your phone and make a video howling at the moon for Gen Z baes. Post it on TikTok and YouTube. That may help you out.

 

[Zoomies]

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Lucas 'i'm totally not a predator at all' werner everybody. According to lucas he can't be predatory to women because they are too headstrong for that kind of thing. Statements like that do not imply you are not a predator lucas, in fact they do the exact opposite. Thats the exact kind of thing a predator would say

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Yeah not greedy, narcissistic and predatory at all. Also 'wealth monger' isn't even a word lucas. Neither is greed monger

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Spoken like a true predatory male feminist

He sounds like an incel. I'm just waiting for TT to expose his history.

 

[Twrx]

It's like he's writing from some insane incel/predator handbook.

 

[WonderWino]

He always tells on himself. He absolutely wants a slave girl, and that's the only reason anyone would equate pursuing much younger women to slavery. And saying "women these days" are too headstrong is a)straight up incel speak, and b)more telling on himself. Why can't he have a weak will little girl own an abuse?

Not expecting a woman to ever love him is probably the sanest thing he ever said. Or it would be, if it wasn't straight up narcissistic manipulation pity play.


Lucas isn't even enough of a white liberal to have a savior complex, much less an actual liberal. Even Tulsi Gabbard was better at pretending to be a lib, and she got pegged as a Putin ally from the start of her presidential campaign.

4 posts, and he couldn't manage to not tell on himself in any of them. Poor little Lucas, no one will hand him a submissive, supermodel child to abuse when he's done less than the bare minimum for years. Poor, poor little Lucas.

Yeah exactly. and then like every low IQ predator, when people see right through it and call him out for it he gets angry and plays victim accusing everyone else of being the problem and 'assuming things' about him

Ah yes, lucas, the guy who compares himself to an alpha silverback gorilla is claiming that such terms are 'astrology for weak men' he's telling on himself again. and of course he thinks he's being clever by trying to test his 'hi i'm lucas' line on women without having to actually use it at a bar or whatever. No doubt if anyone actually gave a positive response to that and told him it would work he'd start trying to use it as an in to talk to that woman and get his usual angry incel abusive way screeching at her that shes a classist bigot republican for not going along with his creepy advances. and I don't believe for a second he actually managed to save $500 unless he was somehow forced to by his payee. and lucas is accusing people of not being humble enough when he brags about the elk kingdom and his inheritance to bait little girls and how his parents are millionaires. He wasn't being so humble when he got busted in LA and was screaming about his parents being collected locally to cops, bounty hunters and bail bondsmen. Which was hilarious because not only was that irrelevant for threatening someone in LA , bounty hunters and bail bondsmen don't do shit unless you got arrested for something and jump bail. Unless of course he's implying king roy employs some mandalorian bounty hunters on the side

Admitting to self medicating huh lucas. Know what else helps? Taking your fucking meds. and lucas has never been stood up, he's been catfished, theres a big difference. and I don't believe for a second he will refuse to date anyone he meets online. The only people he meets are online, catfish or otherwise, unless you count the hobo and nursing home community. Why does tinder let you block your age for a fee he asks? Because creepers like lucas obsess over it if they don't

and once in a relationship you're locked in lucas? You sure about that? As I recall right up to the moment lucas got on the plane to LA to meet mia he was reeeing online trying to get someone to date him, when he was literally about to fly to a different state to meet somebody he thought wanted to date him. But lucas doesn't want people to remember that or to bring it up when he outs himself lying

Whats that about entitlement Freiherr Ritter von Werner zu Spokane, heir to king roy's elk kingdom, descendant of german kings? Whats that about demanding other men give you a woman and calling them greedy classist bigots when they don't? Lucas is more privileged and entitled than any rich, solid 9, snobby, narcissistic high school cheerleader i've ever seen. But at least said cheerleaders have a legit reason for acting like that. With lucas its all narcissism and delusion

 

[Twrx]

Whats that about entitlement Freiherr Ritter von Werner zu Spokane, heir to king roy's elk kingdom, descendant of german kings?

Don't forget he tried to claim he was part of the Werner family that makes sausage and cheese

 

[WonderWino]

Don't forget he tried to claim he was part of the Werner family that makes sausage and cheese

Indeed, I wonder what kind of discussion their PR department had when that came up and they googled him. Whatever it was they wasted no time issuing that public statement explicitly distancing themselves from lucas, so they clearly didn't like the stuff they saw about him, or lucas trying to low key imply being related to them. Can't say i'm surprised, no company wants an infamous crazy pedo popping up whenever customers google the company name, thats a real bad look. Still, it must have been quite the interesting conversation going on about how aggressively to disassociate themselves from lucas. I wouldn't be surprised if they had a plan B involving a cease and desist letter to be sent to lucas if he didn't shut up about trying to insinuate being related to the owners of the company. That would have pissed lucas off to no end getting hit with yet another cease and desist letter for not keeping his mouth shut and talking nonsense

Lucas must be having a manic night, he's still posting:

Yes lucas, insulting and belittling women will totally make them want to date you and not get you slapped, get drinks thrown in your face, get pepper sprayed and get you called an abusive creep. and holy shit lucas is showing himself to be a true low IQ consoomer. Its not the type of steak, the chefs skill or the quality, its the fact that its $100 that makes it taste better. He legitimately thinks thats something worth bragging about and doesn't realize he's the one acting greedy and classist when he does stuff like that. Lucas would go fucking ballistic if he put out $100 on a steak for some woman and she bailed afterwards or called him a creep cause of how he was acting during dinner. It would be the glass incident with suzanne all over again and he'd probably end up getting the cops called on him over it, which would make him spaz out even more

When he has these manic episodes it really makes me wonder what else does in the nursing home other than make weird attraction sign videos. I mean he doesn't watch tv, doesn't really have anything else to do, does he just stare at the wall for hours like a drugged up mental patient? Maybe wander the halls for hours like he's an 80 year old with dementia? I wonder if being stuck back in the nursing home unit is starting to fuck with his head and get to him

 

[The Garden]

I'm wondering if he got his phone taken away for a day or so. Nothing on Labor Day and now an ongoing tirade? His handlers must have found out about the attraction sign videos from the day room.

 

[Da Dude123]

Lol @ Lucas saying he wouldn't date anyone he met online. Please. All he meets are porn bots on Tinder. Now granted about half the profiles on Tinder are not real. If some Gen Z profile of an attractive woman matched with Lucas and agreed to steak at Churchills, Lucas would be moooing in delight and would head on down there for steak expecting to meet a bae. He wouldn't question that shit at all.

Honestly, I think he is stupid enough to fall for another LA scam again.
He loves to moooo and reee about showing proof, but he throws that out the window when it comes to Gen Z women or money making schemes. He totally would accept another plane ticket to fly somewhere again to meet a Gen Z woman, without any proof of anything.

 

[WonderWino]

He's continuing on with his looney tirades:

Lucas really does apparently cycle through literally the exact same same statements over and over. He used to reee about bigots facing their waterloo at the hands of his block button a few years ago. Such a bizarre and unhinged thing to say. Does that make you wellington lucas? Not that you'd know who that is, the only wellington lucas is interested in is an overpriced beef wellington covered in ranch dressing

Lucas still not understanding that platonic friendships are by definition not sexual or aimed at starting a relationship

What the fuck does that lunacy even mean. He looks like a fat crackhead from florida. Maybe florida mans blacksheep pedo cousin is spokane man

More greedy complaining that he doesn't get handed enough money by the government to use to lure underage girls and stuff himself full of $100 steaks. The government should have a special tugboat program for people like lucas where they don't get money, just food and that food is always in form of vegetables and blocks of nutraloaf. He'd probably try to impress zoomer baes by boiling a bowl of nutraloaf in ranch dressing in the toaster oven

You don't deserve that money lucas. You've made that quite clear. Lets not forget this is a guy who publicly brags about how he illegally uses his food stamps to set up literal free candy traps for teenage girls

 

[Da Dude123]

You know something? I wonder if maybe that horrorcow, Lucas Werner, he has been forbidden from doing his note videos in the nursing home? As was pointed out, he may have had his phone taken away for a few days as a punishment like a 5th grader. If so, that is hilarious.

I am seriously thinking Lucas may not be allowed outside the nursing home unattended.