The Garden
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That cat looks pissed. And, of course he would fail at trying to make a topical joke sexual. Good old Lucas, failing to read the room since 1979.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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I kinda feel he read my comment about his "parents" not wanting to take a picture with him so he made it a point to have this taken: It is his mother Myrna and his stepdad Larry.
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I'm honestly shocked they made the trek to Spokane to see him. And lasted long enough to at least get dinner without him losing his mind on them for not taking care of him.
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I presumed as much. Both parents have pretty much washed their hands of their responsibility to him, but—and I know other kiwis disagree—I think Myrna still cares about him. I think his dad, as well as his brothers, have written him off.
Yes, but cares about him to a certain pt. She has left him to live in the streets even in winter when he has been homeless and even though she has the money has not paid to have him visit her home. His younger brother Seth is welcome in her home anytime and even went to Mexico to visit when she lived there. The welcome mat is not there for the Creeper.
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The looks on their faces says it all, they were cautiously trying to see if he'd improved (they had to see it in person, they knew he couldn't be trusted to tell the truth about his situation) and its obvious that he hasn't changed a bit
I'm positive he's lying to them as we speak and they're not buying it
I'm positive he's lying to them as we speak and they're not buying it
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True, but that’s not all the different from parents of, say, addicts who have repeatedly burned the bridge. Lucas is unwelcome because he never takes his psych meds and rants about fistable teenage assholes. I wouldn’t want that in my house either.
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Number 1, take your hat off at the table.
Number 2, I hope he isn't still wearing his headphones around his neck like in the other picture.
Number 3, I'm sure his mom/step dad were happy to go out to eat (and we know Lucas loved it) but I wonder if they stopped by Mallon place while in town.
Yea, she knows better than to throw money after bad. I'm sure his mom is very, very glad the Creeper ended up at Mallon Place where he is kept medicated. Knowing the Creeper is "medicated" is likely why she and Larry decided to pay him a visit.
Been wondering about that too. If they went to Mallon and introduced themselves as the parents of the notorious Creeper whose taste is for girls young enough to be his daughter.
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If Lucas is your son, whether or not he's wearing a hat is pretty low on your list of concerns.
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I wonder if his parents are gonna take him out for $100 steak? Maybe $135 crab legs? Maybe a seafood tower? That will cost $150.
How long will Myrna and Larry be in town visiting the cow? I hope Myrna tells him it's not in the cards again. Lucas will mooo in rage if that happens.
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Very fair and I'm impressed they can sit that close to him and not comment on the likely smell.
I don't think they would be in Spokane more than 2-3 days. The Mallon Creeper hasn't made any videos recently so I'm wondering if when he starts up again he'll say something about his mother's visit.
not in the cards
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Well if he doesn't, that can only mean that the food was the highlight of the visit. Typical Lucas. Only wants whatever benefits him.
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I absolutely love this picture it screams mental patient on a day pass. It's even funnier because it's 100% true. Let's not even go about if he actually needs a day pass or not but he's legitimately in a retard care home and can't even go see his family with out looking like a freak. It's not hard to sit down have a meal with anyone but Lucas makes it a mess lmao.
I suspected it was King Roy and his wife they are closer. Actually I assumed both sides of family wrote him off. Not that I would blame them. I don't feel much egg on my face, it seemed logical.
Reading his mom's post makes me dislike her even more than I have before. It just screams narcissistic issues. It's just bragging about shopping for basic consumer shit (and poor quality since toots her horn about fucking Wayfair). That definitely adds to theory she's major cause of Lucas issues.
I love the one broke dirty headphone. Not purial single headphone. As mentioned it's telling that's the picture they have.
I noticed he has a beer and we know he should not be drinking. It's also about a third gone while the other beer in picture is barely touched yet. Normally things like this no one would notice or care but, we are kiwis end of the day. There's no way his family doesn't know he has medical issues and he can't be controlling himself with booze. Did he just order one and they let the loon have it? Was there a fight ? I suspect the first just let the freak have his beverage.
What's kinda depressing even is that's probably best we've seen Lucas ever look. He's sorta clean in a button down shirt. This is probably the photo when they need one for his zero guest funeral.
Lucas has no friends, or job. But the idiots spends his very rare time with his own family on his phone like a child. That's just ridiculous. Mrs basso leaves her phone in the car when we have dinner out. Actually learned this is more common than you think.
I low key enjoy the trolling and his rage at it. It's funny that one guy says roughly you're right it's money. Lucas then calls him a classist. That doesn't even make sense.
The family picture was definitely to "own" us and push his lie he's on good terms with family. The Photoshop of Myrna*chefs kiss* one drink rating isn't enough you deserve a 6 pack.
For sale of it a little devils advocate, what more could his family do? He's always been dependant on others for basic needs. It's clear from his own admissions to his behavior he's a risk to be around and danger to others( let's not forget the drunk driving stuntman of Spokane or "banned from being near niece") side note did Lucas ever cop a charge for that if I remember it I was on king Roy's property so not exactly illegal to drive drunk on private land.
We know they used to have a take your meds and stop being a creep you can crash here setup and Lucas chose to leave because who needs a roof when there's lolis in need of a Telmorores shot. I assume the bridge is burnt with no plans to rebuild.
Perhaps it was a bit of a fishing experience for mommy Wern. He just had a job and has stayed stable with a roof. They are getting older and having a semi retarded son to mow lawns get milk wouldn't be a bad deal. Well till they see he's unwilling and incapable of helping anyone.
I noticed they took him out twice. I wonder if they took him to get some clothes or something too. I'm sure they more than anyone know giving him money is a waste.
Now I was already incorrect about who visited him but I'll make another educated guess this is last we hear till his bday.
If it's possible to hate Lucas more, remember he's a confirmed animal abuser. Who let him near that cat and fuck them for letting a freak like the Wern around your pets.
Wonder if Lucas asked if he too can get a Hotel room. Be hilarious "sorry son stay in the flop house I need more cheap Chinese junk to fill my and Larry's condo we already got you lunch"
I suspected it was King Roy and his wife they are closer. Actually I assumed both sides of family wrote him off. Not that I would blame them. I don't feel much egg on my face, it seemed logical.
Reading his mom's post makes me dislike her even more than I have before. It just screams narcissistic issues. It's just bragging about shopping for basic consumer shit (and poor quality since toots her horn about fucking Wayfair). That definitely adds to theory she's major cause of Lucas issues.
I love the one broke dirty headphone. Not purial single headphone. As mentioned it's telling that's the picture they have.
I noticed he has a beer and we know he should not be drinking. It's also about a third gone while the other beer in picture is barely touched yet. Normally things like this no one would notice or care but, we are kiwis end of the day. There's no way his family doesn't know he has medical issues and he can't be controlling himself with booze. Did he just order one and they let the loon have it? Was there a fight ? I suspect the first just let the freak have his beverage.
What's kinda depressing even is that's probably best we've seen Lucas ever look. He's sorta clean in a button down shirt. This is probably the photo when they need one for his zero guest funeral.
Lucas has no friends, or job. But the idiots spends his very rare time with his own family on his phone like a child. That's just ridiculous. Mrs basso leaves her phone in the car when we have dinner out. Actually learned this is more common than you think.
I low key enjoy the trolling and his rage at it. It's funny that one guy says roughly you're right it's money. Lucas then calls him a classist. That doesn't even make sense.
The family picture was definitely to "own" us and push his lie he's on good terms with family. The Photoshop of Myrna*chefs kiss* one drink rating isn't enough you deserve a 6 pack.
For sale of it a little devils advocate, what more could his family do? He's always been dependant on others for basic needs. It's clear from his own admissions to his behavior he's a risk to be around and danger to others( let's not forget the drunk driving stuntman of Spokane or "banned from being near niece") side note did Lucas ever cop a charge for that if I remember it I was on king Roy's property so not exactly illegal to drive drunk on private land.
We know they used to have a take your meds and stop being a creep you can crash here setup and Lucas chose to leave because who needs a roof when there's lolis in need of a Telmorores shot. I assume the bridge is burnt with no plans to rebuild.
Perhaps it was a bit of a fishing experience for mommy Wern. He just had a job and has stayed stable with a roof. They are getting older and having a semi retarded son to mow lawns get milk wouldn't be a bad deal. Well till they see he's unwilling and incapable of helping anyone.
I noticed they took him out twice. I wonder if they took him to get some clothes or something too. I'm sure they more than anyone know giving him money is a waste.
Now I was already incorrect about who visited him but I'll make another educated guess this is last we hear till his bday.
If it's possible to hate Lucas more, remember he's a confirmed animal abuser. Who let him near that cat and fuck them for letting a freak like the Wern around your pets.
Wonder if Lucas asked if he too can get a Hotel room. Be hilarious "sorry son stay in the flop house I need more cheap Chinese junk to fill my and Larry's condo we already got you lunch"
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Idk if his family just have that midjourney phisiogamy or something but everything left of the red wine bottle looks ai generated
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His mom is one of those boomers who post everything about their life on Facebook and (un)surprisingly there’s nothing about her visit to Spokane.
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I wonder if Lucas tried asking his parents for money and to buy him $100 steak or $135 crab legs, maybe some oso bucco. They went to "Old Spaghetti Factory" instead of Churchill's.
Yeah, I agree, I bet there was a blowup. His Mom probably told Lucas it wasn't in the cards again and he started chimping out. I am very surprised that Myrna and Larry cared enough to see their bovine son in Spokane. Hopefully, Lucas will talk more about the visit.
Yeah, I agree, I bet there was a blowup. His Mom probably told Lucas it wasn't in the cards again and he started chimping out. I am very surprised that Myrna and Larry cared enough to see their bovine son in Spokane. Hopefully, Lucas will talk more about the visit.
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We probably won't hear much about this trip. Lucas got his picture to on us and prove he's plenty good for his family so zoomer baes need to fuck him right now right now!
Still hilarious Myrna didn't share this and she's such a narc. Lucas and her only know to shut up wen they know it'll look bad. I'm sure at del Boca Vista or what ever retirement condo they moved back to finding out she birthed "The Wern" would get her booted from cocktail parties and she can't have that, she just bought new pillows and tacky wall art!
I suspect this was a fishing expedition and part of her feel love and or pity for Spokane's freak but end of the day she's done. This was probably a goodbye that neither will admit to.
I suspect that Lucas having eaten something that's not cat food or stolen from pantry will be extra beggy soon. By that I mean angry and demanding. He has a meal out and feels like king shit and thinks this needs to be the norm.
His drop off a high always makes good content. Can't wait for the day room glitter note "my parents took me out twice in the same day you could join us #bernie#16islegal#cashappme#fucktrump."
Since this was the nicest he's ever looked do you think the tard wranglers had to talk him into a bath? Was he a big boy and showered all by himself? We know he's a very stinky man by his own admissions he doesn't do hygiene.
Yeah the hat at table i noticed as well and something I'm kinda snobby about. But we also know he's ashamed of the ever growing bald spot. But as so well put that's the least of the issues.
This would apply to his theoretical date. But he's got nothing to talk about esp in the most important factor of a first date small talk. How's work how's the family what's your favorite movie bullshit like that to feel a vibe out. I'm sure he just ate his salad with his hate hands as Myrna rambled on about how great she is throw pillows and the trip she took his brother on.
What's Lucas got to brag or share about? So I stole good cupcakes from the church today. I jerked off 4 times to the seat catalog. Stuff like that is his entire life!
I sure hope Larry got some good Mrynadussy. They say when you marry a parent you marry in the family. Larry sure got fucked even if his kids are fuckin ISIS members
he lost that deal.
Still hilarious Myrna didn't share this and she's such a narc. Lucas and her only know to shut up wen they know it'll look bad. I'm sure at del Boca Vista or what ever retirement condo they moved back to finding out she birthed "The Wern" would get her booted from cocktail parties and she can't have that, she just bought new pillows and tacky wall art!
I suspect this was a fishing expedition and part of her feel love and or pity for Spokane's freak but end of the day she's done. This was probably a goodbye that neither will admit to.
I suspect that Lucas having eaten something that's not cat food or stolen from pantry will be extra beggy soon. By that I mean angry and demanding. He has a meal out and feels like king shit and thinks this needs to be the norm.
His drop off a high always makes good content. Can't wait for the day room glitter note "my parents took me out twice in the same day you could join us #bernie#16islegal#cashappme#fucktrump."
Since this was the nicest he's ever looked do you think the tard wranglers had to talk him into a bath? Was he a big boy and showered all by himself? We know he's a very stinky man by his own admissions he doesn't do hygiene.
Yeah the hat at table i noticed as well and something I'm kinda snobby about. But we also know he's ashamed of the ever growing bald spot. But as so well put that's the least of the issues.
This would apply to his theoretical date. But he's got nothing to talk about esp in the most important factor of a first date small talk. How's work how's the family what's your favorite movie bullshit like that to feel a vibe out. I'm sure he just ate his salad with his hate hands as Myrna rambled on about how great she is throw pillows and the trip she took his brother on.
What's Lucas got to brag or share about? So I stole good cupcakes from the church today. I jerked off 4 times to the seat catalog. Stuff like that is his entire life!
I sure hope Larry got some good Mrynadussy. They say when you marry a parent you marry in the family. Larry sure got fucked even if his kids are fuckin ISIS members
he lost that deal.