Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Myrna's trip up there was one of two things.

1: Lucas is on his way out and this is a goodbye.
2: Myrna's dementia is getting worse and she's about to start doing Joe Biden impressions.

Either way, someone is saying goodbye.
Honestly, I think all of the above are a very real possibility.
 
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Our boy is really out here offering $100 steak when he gets $70 a month pity allowance after Mallon takes the majority of his tugboat? How does he think that math works? Because I'm fairly certain that:
1. Lucas is incapable of saving his money over the course of multiple months.
2. Lucas is not going to eat a salad or even a pasta dish or something if his date is eating $100 steak, then he is too.
3. Even if Lucas ate nothing, or smuggled in pizza he found in the dumpster or whatever, 100>70. Do we really think he routinely still has $30 from last month at the first of this month? Doubtful, and even if so, the imaginary baes would have to catch him very early in the month for this to be even remotely viable.
This leads me to conclude that in the laughable hypothetical that a zoomer bae presents herself for this fabled $100 steak date, Lucas would try to talk her down to a less expensive menu item.

The troll comment to the effect of "dinner dates are boring, us hot young baes want experiences" was hilarious in intent and devastating in effect. Lucas was absolutely sputtering at the idea of doing something fun instead of gorging himself with meat and cheese. He would be so out of his element doing almost anything. He's truly devoid of interest in media, art, or culture of any kind, to a wild degree. I was about to say fat and unathletic but honestly, stage four fucking renal failure, ruling out any kind of active or outdoorsy date idea. He has zero hobbies outside of schizo outsider art masquerading as board game design. He has no friends to introduce a bae to. It's insane how small Lucas' world is compared to the average person. He truly wouldn't be able to talk about anything a sane person would want to talk about. "Experiences"? Lucas hasn't had one in decades. All he knows is depressing little apartments, motels, homeless shelters, psych wards, the street, hours and hours of emptiness filled up only by his own madness and occasional food binges. His main hobby is indulging in a continuous running inner monologue about how unfair it is that near-pubescent sex kittens aren't literally hunting him down to give him infinite lovesexfood with no work on his part. "Provide fun experiences" was a fucking headshot and you could see how much it panicked him.

Finally, as to the Lucas dying bit, aspects of it such as the strong "saying goodbye" vibes of Myrna's visit are indeed pretty sad, but overall, he leads such a grim life, and is so obviously suffering, that kidney failure will probably be sweet relief. His current state for over a decade now is basically undeath.
 
All Mallon Place "residents". That woman there, I wouldn't doubt she is the one he used to complain about. In a bingo game the "fat chick" who won the hoodie he wanted for himself. Wonder if he was the one who paid for the darts and pool games. That place really looks run down.
He ate at a restaurant with this couple before. From the way they looked for the camera then, he was a 3rd wheel.
 
Like what's happened before -- he eyeballed a teen and she was with her dad.


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LOL. Gets cucked by everything. Immediately blames God with some fantasy that Lucas will get the last laugh. Completely forget he got cucked so he can have an imaginary cope and seethe session.

Any idea if anyone's managed to witness a Lucas hissyfit after literally anyone starts talking with Gen Z (formerly millennial) baes? I assume the extent of it is looking pouty, but I want to believe he starts stomping his feet and squeezing his fists as if happens.
 
Lucas looks like a fucking deer in the headlights in that pic. Everything about him screams he had no idea what to do or how to interact with people. If I didn't know anything about lucas or the situation i'd wonder if he was some random idiot who just walked up and tried to pressure them into including him in the pic. He looks completely out of place, just like he did in the lacie group pics

He must be paying for this shit otherwise sped or not who in their right fucking mind would voluntarily want anything to do with him

Also can you imagine lucas trying to play darts and pool? He moves around like a janky robot at the best of times and shakes like a jem'hadar off the white. It would be a miracle if the dart actually hit the board, let alone if lucas could pull off the simplest of shots in pool

Cnaiur urs Skiotha said:
He truly wouldn't be able to talk about anything a sane person would want to talk about. "Experiences"? Lucas hasn't had one in decades. All he knows is depressing little apartments, motels, homeless shelters, psych wards, the street, hours and hours of emptiness filled up only by his own madness and occasional food binges
Come on now, he could could amaze her with the tale of his adventure in LA. and oh boy would that amaze her, and not in the way he intended. I can just see the horrified expression on the zoomer baes face when lucas gets to ....and then this bigot republican called me up pretending to be mias dad and kept asking why I was at a hotel trying to meet a 16 year old! she looked 22 and its not his business what she does with me! and you know he'd blurt something like that out not realizing how fucked up he comes off as

Cnaiur urs Skiotha said:
"Provide fun experiences" was a fucking headshot and you could see how much it panicked him.
Yeah you can almost picture the sudden shock, panic and then the scrambled brains quickly convincing himself that this must be the real reason he couldn't find a zoomer bae. It wasn't cause of me! It was because zoomer baes aren't into dinner dates, credit cards and cars at all! They're more mature like me! They want to go out and have adventures with me!....and then right back to full panic when he realized he has no idea what adventures refers to or what kind of adventures said zoomer baes actually want. Just like his being told about women wanting security. So he goes straight into his manipulative bs trying to convince said zoomer baes to tell him what they want so he doesn't have to figure it out for himself and thinks he's being clever for it. Like everything he does he expects everyone to do it for him whenever possible

Cnaiur urs Skiotha said:
Finally, as to the Lucas dying bit, aspects of it such as the strong "saying goodbye" vibes of Myrna's visit are indeed pretty sad, but overall, he leads such a grim life, and is so obviously suffering, that kidney failure will probably be sweet relief. His current state for over a decade now is basically undeath.
Yeah barring lucas doing something exceptionally stupid that forces their involvement in some way or lucas getting catfished to their door I doubt lucas will see his parents again in person. This was absolutely a goodbye on their part whether lucas realized it or not (probably not) and one they did likely only cause he was in a fairly stable situation at the moment and medicated so they figured on less possibility of him having a freakout if they said the wrong thing or didn't indulge his insane bs to the degree lucas demands. They wanted to see for themselves what he's really like at this point as they know nothing he says can be trusted or taken at face value, before they wash their hands of him. Once myrna is gone I doubt anyone else in his family will have anything to do with him at all. Probably not even in regards to birthdays and such. She is the only one who seems to have any inclination at all to have anything to do with him. It was likely her who pushed larry to contact him during the LA saga as well. Lucas is alot like a lifer in prison at this point without being in prison. He's just going through the motions and has no future, does nothing, associates with almost nobody and just exists

and the way lucas presents himself in that pic flashing a peace sign and so obviously out of his element and out of touch reminds me of this:

Which is even more hilarious when you realize that lucas knows about this episode and has repeatedly quoted parts of it including the 'people tell you to never trust anyone over 30' nonsensically as it applying to him dating zoomer baes. That and it fits with lucas being a narc

HackerX said:
]Any idea if anyone's managed to witness a Lucas hissyfit after literally anyone starts talking with Gen Z (formerly millennial) baes? I assume the extent of it is looking pouty, but I want to believe he starts stomping his feet and squeezing his fists as if happens.
This is what triggered the incident with suzanne at the restaurant that led to lucas throwing the glass and storming out angrily, getting kicked out of the apartment, getting a restraining order and later arrested for it and getting hit with DV charges. Only to have him later admit the guy in question was probably her dad. Its also whats led him to a few incidents that led to psych ward trips - like the time he had a psychotic breakdown in the street, recorded videos crying and demanding a gay guy come to him on the street corner in the middle of the night to help him get a zoomer bae and hours later getting tased or sedated and was laying on the road while paramedics lifted his fat ass onto a stretcher and hauled him off to the hospital and later eastern state. There as some video and pictures of this happening but its of low quality. Plus plenty of people saw him have his famous screaming breakdown when he got 'cockblocked' by the security guard after he lost his shit at another hobo at the house of charity for simply speaking to some zoomer volunteer nurse lucas had an interest in and it caught him a ban and having to be physically removed by security and led to him living at the bus station for awhile

So yeah when its someone lucas wants and feels entitled to he has a very difficult time controlling himself and has been witnessed losing his shit over it multiple times. He's lucky he never ended up doing it and having an encounter with a twitchy cop or security guard liable to give him a serious beat down or shoot his fat ass. Though the idea of another summer of 2020 riot because lucas had a heart attack going full I can't breef during a spaz out over a teen girl and getting restrained by a cop would be the icing on the shit cake of lucas's life. Imagine those idiots using lucas of all people as a martyr. Wouldn't that look interesting when his history went public afterwards
 
What move would that be exactly Lucas, pass them a creepy note about steak and age gap relationships then get chased off?

Let's face it, if this girl is out with her dad (which is obviously what's going on) then there's a pretty good chance she isn't even legal, and he's openly leering at her in public. He's going to wind up in trouble again if he keeps pushing luck.
 
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So....in other words the reason god never answered your prayers and you never got what you wanted is because he doesn't exist and you don't have any talents, skills or luck?

That isn't the own you seem to think it is lucas. You just insulted yourself in a rather large way and don't appear to realize it in the slightest

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So lucas is a literal euphoric atheist then. Though in his case I think manic euphoric atheism would be more accurate of a description. and I see he is back to assuming everyone who talks about him is somehow a christian and that anyone who criticizes him is 'gossiping and slandering him' despite the fact talking about his literal actions and warning people about him is neither gossip nor slander
 
Like what's happened before -- he eyeballed a teen and she was with her dad.


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The swooping is back! This is an old Lucas claim. Lucas regularly gets swooped when trying to make time with a baby zoom. The grey beards show up and swoop in and break up his game and sometimes the flat bills on Lime scooters swoop on in and mess everything up for the cow, Lucas Werner. So much swooping!
 
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