Lucas looks like a fucking deer in the headlights in that pic. Everything about him screams he had no idea what to do or how to interact with people. If I didn't know anything about lucas or the situation i'd wonder if he was some random idiot who just walked up and tried to pressure them into including him in the pic. He looks completely out of place, just like he did in the lacie group pics
He must be paying for this shit otherwise sped or not who in their right fucking mind would voluntarily want anything to do with him
Also can you imagine lucas trying to play darts and pool? He moves around like a janky robot at the best of times and shakes like a jem'hadar off the white. It would be a miracle if the dart actually hit the board, let alone if lucas could pull off the simplest of shots in pool
Cnaiur urs Skiotha said:
He truly wouldn't be able to talk about anything a sane person would want to talk about. "Experiences"? Lucas hasn't had one in decades. All he knows is depressing little apartments, motels, homeless shelters, psych wards, the street, hours and hours of emptiness filled up only by his own madness and occasional food binges
Come on now, he could could amaze her with the tale of his adventure in LA. and oh boy would that amaze her, and not in the way he intended. I can just see the horrified expression on the zoomer baes face when lucas gets to
....and then this bigot republican called me up pretending to be mias dad and kept asking why I was at a hotel trying to meet a 16 year old! she looked 22 and its not his business what she does with me! and you know he'd blurt something like that out not realizing how fucked up he comes off as
Cnaiur urs Skiotha said:
"Provide fun experiences" was a fucking headshot and you could see how much it panicked him.
Yeah you can almost picture the sudden shock, panic and then the scrambled brains quickly convincing himself that this must be the real reason he couldn't find a zoomer bae.
It wasn't cause of me! It was because zoomer baes aren't into dinner dates, credit cards and cars at all! They're more mature like me! They want to go out and have adventures with me!....and then right back to full panic when he realized he has no idea what adventures refers to or what kind of adventures said zoomer baes actually want. Just like his being told about women wanting security. So he goes straight into his manipulative bs trying to convince said zoomer baes to tell him what they want so he doesn't have to figure it out for himself and thinks he's being clever for it. Like everything he does he expects everyone to do it for him whenever possible
Cnaiur urs Skiotha said:
Finally, as to the Lucas dying bit, aspects of it such as the strong "saying goodbye" vibes of Myrna's visit are indeed pretty sad, but overall, he leads such a grim life, and is so obviously suffering, that kidney failure will probably be sweet relief. His current state for over a decade now is basically undeath.
Yeah barring lucas doing something exceptionally stupid that forces their involvement in some way or lucas getting catfished to their door I doubt lucas will see his parents again in person. This was absolutely a goodbye on their part whether lucas realized it or not (probably not) and one they did likely only cause he was in a fairly stable situation at the moment and medicated so they figured on less possibility of him having a freakout if they said the wrong thing or didn't indulge his insane bs to the degree lucas demands. They wanted to see for themselves what he's really like at this point as they know nothing he says can be trusted or taken at face value, before they wash their hands of him. Once myrna is gone I doubt anyone else in his family will have anything to do with him at all. Probably not even in regards to birthdays and such. She is the only one who seems to have any inclination at all to have anything to do with him. It was likely her who pushed larry to contact him during the LA saga as well. Lucas is alot like a lifer in prison at this point without being in prison. He's just going through the motions and has no future, does nothing, associates with almost nobody and just exists
and the way lucas presents himself in that pic flashing a peace sign and so obviously out of his element and out of touch reminds me of this:
Which is even more hilarious when you realize that lucas knows about this episode and has repeatedly quoted parts of it including the 'people tell you to never trust anyone over 30' nonsensically as it applying to him dating zoomer baes. That and it fits with lucas being a narc
HackerX said:
]Any idea if anyone's managed to witness a Lucas hissyfit after literally anyone starts talking with Gen Z (formerly millennial) baes? I assume the extent of it is looking pouty, but I want to believe he starts stomping his feet and squeezing his fists as if happens.
This is what triggered the incident with suzanne at the restaurant that led to lucas throwing the glass and storming out angrily, getting kicked out of the apartment, getting a restraining order and later arrested for it and getting hit with DV charges. Only to have him later admit the guy in question was probably her dad. Its also whats led him to a few incidents that led to psych ward trips - like the time he had a psychotic breakdown in the street, recorded videos crying and demanding a gay guy come to him on the street corner in the middle of the night to help him get a zoomer bae and hours later getting tased or sedated and was laying on the road while paramedics lifted his fat ass onto a stretcher and hauled him off to the hospital and later eastern state. There as some video and pictures of this happening but its of low quality. Plus plenty of people saw him have his famous screaming breakdown when he got 'cockblocked' by the security guard after he lost his shit at another hobo at the house of charity for simply speaking to some zoomer volunteer nurse lucas had an interest in and it caught him a ban and having to be physically removed by security and led to him living at the bus station for awhile
So yeah when its someone lucas wants and feels entitled to he has a very difficult time controlling himself and has been witnessed losing his shit over it multiple times. He's lucky he never ended up doing it and having an encounter with a twitchy cop or security guard liable to give him a serious beat down or shoot his fat ass. Though the idea of another summer of 2020 riot because lucas had a heart attack going full I can't breef during a spaz out over a teen girl and getting restrained by a cop would be the icing on the shit cake of lucas's life. Imagine those idiots using lucas of all people as a martyr. Wouldn't that look interesting when his history went public afterwards
