Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Oh, mooo, mooo, mooo. "You won't date me cause I'm poor. Reeee!". Yeah, Lucas, women don't want obese, unemployed, fat, ragmen who act autistic on the Internet.

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an end to salary caps on disabled people

Nigger what? There are no 'salary caps' on disabled people. That would be illegal. Lucas is trying to spin his tugboat into an actual salary and is whining that the state only provides a set amount based on his need and disability. Somehow this is reeee capitalism! and shows how greedy and entitled he is. He's literally saying he wants more money for doing absolutely nothing cause he's pissed off he can't afford to stuff himself like he can when he's living on the street or actually working

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And he's still mooing like the desperate cow that he is. Alternating between "women are bigots" to being mad at the god that he claims to not believe in because he's still single. Also, I find it funny how he draws this hypothetical scenario of god trying to teach him patience with being single like it's a bad thing. Of the multitude of self-improvement lessons Lucas could use, patience is definitely one of them. Now, I don't think he posts these because he thinks some Gen Z bae is going to date him upon seeing them. I think that he thinks this is how he can find other likeminded incels. But just like his endeavour to end his involuntary celibacy and loneliness, it will only further prove that he's a disgusting, unlovable, deplorable sack of shit.
Holy shit. He's claiming to be 'more moral' because he'd date a homeless woman (no he wouldn't, he sees himself as too good for that and above other hobos) and its the women who are bigots because they refuse to date him cause of lack of money. Yet he's the one who demands a perfect 10 in a very questionable age range and refuses anything else

and yet again he outs himself as not being an actual atheist with statements like it disqualifies god from being real cause he didn't give lucas a girlfriend because he prayed for one. Its retard logic at its finest. By his logic god also isn't real because if you pray to have somebody you don't like get hit by lightning and it doesn't happen it must be proof of not being real. So by extension you should be able to pray to have people struck by lightning at will and have it happen

and for someone who claims not to be an incel he talks exactly like one. Cause i'm sure screeching that women are classist bigots for not dating him is just going to have the women swarming mallon place to prove him wrong. Its textbook incel behavior. Even he knows this because if he didn't he'd be screeching it on the street in public like he rees about trump and shit and would have gotten his ass beaten and probably arrested a long time ago

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I think as mentioned before she went to see if he's useful. He's not so they left. She wanted a free helper. Lot of people help care for parents now. world wide and over the world's history this was the norm.
If this was really one of their motivations to go and visit him they're even stupider than I thought. They of all people should know lucas well enough to be fully aware he has neither the competency nor the patience to be able to have any part of helping care for a dementia patient. Lucas can't even handle being minorly disagreed with or a fucking laughing emote without losing his shit. Having to deal with an increasingly irrational, verbally and potentially physically abusive dementia case would be asking for a bad outcome for everyone involved. Particularly as she got worse and lost her inhibitions, likely making her inclined to telling lucas what she really thinks of him. I could absolutely see lucas going batshit and going full menendez brothers on her, then thinking he could play the retard card and just get sent to live out of his days in the nuthouse instead of prison. Which wouldn't even be a punishment for him

Its just bizarre that they'd even remotely consider the idea of exploiting him like that. Not because exploiting him is unethical or whatever but because lucas is a fucking retard who is living in a nursing home himself. He can't care for himself properly why they hell would anybody want him caring for them. Lucas would hate every minute of it anyway so there would absolutely have been a big incident before too long. He hates having responsibilities and being told what to do, but you can bet that he'd brag the shit out of being welcomed back into the family. At least until he fucked it up and got permanently exiled, back onto the street this time as his spot in mallon place would be filled the day he left. I bet it would be the meltdown of all meltdowns to get kicked out of the family a second time

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No lucas, that doesn't make the slightest bit of sense. Take your fucking meds

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Lucas is big mad tonight. and calling women 'womenfolk' isn't going to taken well by alot of women. He is in no position to be calling anyone else stupid
 
Yeah, I don't think Myrna and Larry visited Lucas thinking he may be of any help to them. Myrna is losing her mind, but not so much that she would think her bovine ass son, Lucas would be any help to her and Larry at all. They know he is an exceptional individual and is absolutely useless.

Lucas would for sure steal from them and would be moooing and reeeing up a storm if he was told he was anything other than plenty good. He is completely untrust worthy and is lazy as all get out.

So, I think this was maybe a fact finding mission to see if Lucas had improved. And for the most part he is the same cow that they remember him to be. But at least right now he has a home, a nursing home, technically. But he is not on the streets and he is not screaming in the streets about where the party is and how the baes need to date him.
 
It appears Lucas abandoned his ticktoc account after his target demographic roasted him. Between that and his Facebook page, he hasn’t appeared on camera in two weeks. Seeing as how they’ve moved him back into the care unit of the nursing home, is it possible his health has already taken a bad turn?
 
It appears Lucas abandoned his ticktoc account after his target demographic roasted him. Between that and his Facebook page, he hasn’t appeared on camera in two weeks. Seeing as how they’ve moved him back into the care unit of the nursing home, is it possible his health has already taken a bad turn?
His physical health? Hard to say. I swear he can really struggle sometimes but he has lived a lot longer than most of us would expect. His mental health? Definitely.
 
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And he's still mooing like the desperate cow that he is. Alternating between "women are bigots" to being mad at the god that he claims to not believe in because he's still single. Also, I find it funny how he draws this hypothetical scenario of god trying to teach him patience with being single like it's a bad thing. Of the multitude of self-improvement lessons Lucas could use, patience is definitely one of them. Now, I don't think he posts these because he thinks some Gen Z bae is going to date him upon seeing them. I think that he thinks this is how he can find other likeminded incels. But just like his endeavour to end his involuntary celibacy and loneliness, it will only further prove that he's a disgusting, unlovable, deplorable sack of shit.
Aww, my first lolcow has gone back to his incel "Nice Guy" roots. Hilarious as ever.

I really need to see that vid with Geek Room? and Ms Parker again where they jokingly mentioned govt appointed GFs and fatso was intrigued by the idea. He is even more socially inept in conversation and interivew than in his social media sperging.
 
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Lucas is talking like russell greer again. and no lucas, thats not how legalizing prostitution works. Women aren't going to sell themselves at hoodrat dollar store prices so schizophrenic hobos on welfare like you can fuck them with your tugboat. Go to vegas and tell me how much legalizing it brought the price down, or europe. It makes shit alot worse and increases the shady as fuck element involved

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This coming from the guy who claims women hear and follow the voice of the 'background commander' that tells them what to do. If anything, lucas is the one who claims to hear the voice of god telling people what to do. and of course, lucas is trying to pull a literal 'i'm not a christian but i'll try to use your belief in it to manipulate you into giving me what I want' meme

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Thats not what 'the patriarchy' is lucas. and not a single word of that whole post made any sense whatsoever

and holy fuck is that second one creepy as fuck. Literal mental patient talk. Imagine putting that in a tinder profile - you must elevate my serotonin woman she'd run screaming for the fucking hills

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I don't see you complaining about christmas when it involves food or getting money from your mother lucas. Oh wait, I have seen that - when you're bitching that she's been holding back on you or giving you less than you feel you deserve
 
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Lucas is talking like russell greer again. and no lucas, thats not how legalizing prostitution works. Women aren't going to sell themselves at hoodrat dollar store prices so schizophrenic hobos on welfare like you can fuck them with your tugboat. Go to vegas and tell me how much legalizing it brought the price down, or europe. It makes shit alot worse and increases the shady as fuck element involved

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This coming from the guy who claims women hear and follow the voice of the 'background commander' that tells them what to do. If anything, lucas is the one who claims to hear the voice of god telling people what to do. and of course, lucas is trying to pull a literal 'i'm not a christian but i'll try to use your belief in it to manipulate you into giving me what I want' meme

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Thats not what 'the patriarchy' is lucas. and not a single word of that whole post made any sense whatsoever

and holy fuck is that second one creepy as fuck. Literal mental patient talk. Imagine putting that in a tinder profile - you must elevate my serotonin woman she'd run screaming for the fucking hills

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I don't see you complaining about christmas when it involves food or getting money from your mother lucas. Oh wait, I have seen that - when you're bitching that she's been holding back on you or giving you less than you feel you deserve
That serotonin comment is easily one of the most creepy things he's ever said.
 
Lucas' comments about prostitution are always wild. Like when he was doing his "no cops would make everything free" rambles and how there would be whores everywhere. If everything was free, there would be no prostitutes. And, women doing full service sex work for fun still have standards. Lucas is so sketchy in person that only the most desperate junky would consider giving him a handy for pay, actual sex isn't in the cards for the hobo king of the incels.
 
Russell has been banned from at least one legal brothel, and a sex worker showed up into his thread to roast Russ and point out how the local prostitutes knew him and his reputation and he was black listed for being creepy.

Even in a legal trade, sex workers don't last long if they never develop a keen sense of danger and creeps. Lucas is even more of an obvious creep than Russ, and that's really saying something. He is out of his mind if he thinks there's any possible scenario where women fuck him for poverty wages.
 
Russell has been banned from at least one legal brothel, and a sex worker showed up into his thread to roast Russ and point out how the local prostitutes knew him and his reputation and he was black listed for being creepy.

Even in a legal trade, sex workers don't last long if they never develop a keen sense of danger and creeps. Lucas is even more of an obvious creep than Russ, and that's really saying something. He is out of his mind if he thinks there's any possible scenario where women fuck him for poverty wages.
Lucas wouldn't handle such a situation as well as greer would, thats for certain. With greer he'd get pissy, threaten a lawsuit and leave. Lucas would be told he's acting creepy and to gtfo cause he's making people uncomfortable and he'd go ballistic and likely end up getting arrested, after a beatdown from a bouncer. Lucas would get pegged as an absolute wackjob in three seconds flat and no hooker who wasn't some desperate street whore who absolutely needed a fix asap would even consider it. Brothels don't fuck around when it comes to weirdos acting unhinged, too much potential for incidents and legal problems. To say nothing of how the actual hookers working in them would deal with him. Lucas is the exact kind of unhinged loon with poor impulsive control that shouldn't be going anywhere near brothels. Lucas can't even handle going to a bar without doing shit to get himself banned. and you just know if he lost it and tried to beat a hooker for calling him a creep and rejecting him or whatever he'd play the 'i'm stupid and a government certified mental patient! I can't be held responsible for my actions!' card

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Lucas' comments about prostitution are always wild. Like when he was doing his "no cops would make everything free" rambles and how there would be whores everywhere. If everything was free, there would be no prostitutes. And, women doing full service sex work for fun still have standards. Lucas is so sketchy in person that only the most desperate junky would consider giving him a handy for pay, actual sex isn't in the cards for the hobo king of the incels.
Yeah exactly. Lucas thinks cops are the only real barrier to him getting what he wants and from people just doing whatever they want and that if they all disappeared everything would be great and the world would become a socialist paradise where every day was prime rib steaks and zoomer bae sluts lining up to date him. Aside from the fact that anyone who thinks getting rid of cops is a solution to their problems is likely to be a criminal who wants to do illegal shit without getting arrested, he seems to be unaware of what he world was like before regular police forces were a thing. They're only a couple hundred years old as an institution and before that crime was absolutely rampant. Thieves were all over the place, people got killed all the time in robberies and such and to deal with it crimes were punished extremely harshly. Hence why you'd get hanged for stealing a horse or a loaf of bread. Instituting a police force lower crime by an absolutely massive amount. Even criminals themselves recognize this and want them to exist. Shit I know a guy who used to be involved in some serious shit who flat out said he doesn't like cops but wouldn't want to live in a world without them. Shows how stupid and short sighted lucas is
 
Considering his bad health and the amount of drugs he is pumped with to keep barely functioning, does Lucas even have a sex drive anymore? This continuing quest for a zoomer bae has to be more of a tick in his defective mind playing over and over, a leftover artifact of his younger self, than an actual want stemming from an active libido.

If he did finally convince some other mentally defective homeless woman to sleep with him (which will never happen), I highly doubt he could even perform.
 
It’s kinda wild how technology has reached a point where AI can generate more coherent speech than Lucas.
On that note, just imagine what an AI chatbot trained on nothing but the last decade of lucas's posts and videos would be like and the absolute utter lunacy it would come up with

That said, since lucas already smells like piss and will soon be getting desperate for some way of treating his kidney problems....perhaps its time for him to try urine therapy its not like he'd reek any worse than he already does. Perhaps he could spray it into his hair being told it cures baldness or into his eyes to help with his vision. Those seem to be pretty popular things for those loons to do

Plus he'd fit right in in the dementia ward, they always have that pissy smell that never quite goes away
 
Considering his bad health and the amount of drugs he is pumped with to keep barely functioning, does Lucas even have a sex drive anymore? This continuing quest for a zoomer bae has to be more of a tick in his defective mind playing over and over, a leftover artifact of his younger self, than an actual want stemming from an active libido.

If he did finally convince some other mentally defective homeless woman to sleep with him (which will never happen), I highly doubt he could even perform.
It would explain his rambling about a woman needing to touch him to raise his serotonin. Except it's not his serotonin he'd have trouble raising.

And no, Lucas, no amount of prostitution would fix the "male loneliness epidemic". Incels won't sleep with whores even in places where it's legal, because even they know that it's fake. They don't want to get laid so much as they want women to want to fuck them. Even incels, deep down, want to be desired and loved. Their problem isn't that women won't fuck them, it's that women won't choose to fuck them and choose other men instead. Most incels don't become rapists, nor do they visit whores, because neither of those things will fix their sense of inferiority. They don't want sex so much as the validation that sexual consent provides to their self-image. They'll push the envelope right up to the edge of consent, they'll be creepy, they'll pressure women, whine, threaten self-harm, manipulate them any way they can, but all of that is aimed at producing a "yes", however forced.

Lucas, though, like Russhole, sees relationships as transactional, which puts them in a certain subset of incels who really do only want sex. Most incels see women as fairytale princesses, to tell them how great they are and be madly in love with them all day every day. Lucas and Russhole see them as fuckmaids. They don't really care if the woman is in love with them, or even attracted to them, so long as they can negotiate hole access. Russ is so addicted to prostitutes he bankrupted himself and is sleeping in his car. Lucas can't afford prostitutes in the first place, which makes Russ the winner because at least he held down jobs and got his dick wet, despite being even more physically unappealing than Lucas. They both see a girlfriend as a free prostitute who will clean up after them. Russ thinks you have to put romance in the slot and sex will drop out, whereas Lucas thinks you just have to feed them.
 
Lucas would never be allowed into a legal brothel in Nevada. You need an id to get into the building which as far as I know he still doesn't have one and his lack of hygiene alone would be enough for them to not let him in. IF he somehow got past that first step you need to have condoms that he probably can't even afford and before you can do anything with the girls they make you go through an inspection of your dick to make sure you don't have anything. They would notice the mrsa sores and god knows what else on his micro nub and throw him out.
 
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Lucas has for about a decade or more made clear he can not maintain or achieve an erection often. He legitimately has claimed word for word gas station boner pills are the fix and not to worry he's broke dick. Plus he can fist you.

Medically speaking, a lot of psych meds are known to cause ED. I often jest, "Now you won't be depressed but you can't get laid so you'll be more depressed than when started!" Some of the more popular meds are often given for this and reduce or remove the issue. Depending on your meds or doctor some will give Viagra and that's also abused as a party drug so a lot of guys take the script and flip it. Cialis is much more comfortable for normal use other stuff is out there but only two I learned about when I torment my RN friend with with sex questions for lulz.

Now back to the sex drive it self alter we brought up broke dick Wern has been a thing since day one of cowdom. Lucas has some porn addiction and sexual behaviors that are nightmare fuel.

He's 45 almost he's near 400lbs his body is dying off and he's pilled to the gills. Grown healthy men start losing some drive mid 40s, the counters are diet and exercise aka stuff Lucas has it and will not do. When you're sick even a cold the body wars to keep alive. First to go is the sexual function and endocrine system.. I don't mean your flu will kill your dick but as the body works to pull energy to fight and heal it roughly says "let's worry about this junk in me not pussy".

Obesity ruins sex drive as it throws hormones out of wack. Lucas is in awful shape and if not for constantly being bailed out by government healthcare he'd have died years ago. There's no way his body has a sex drive like you or I may have a normal human.

To me this makes Lucas one of the worst horror cows. I am pretty sure I've said this before but next time you feel really sick what some of the porn Lucas talks about. Remember how you feel that's Lucas 24/7. That porn is his high. Sexual deviants like that are the Ted Bundy kinda nuts c

Lucas is sexually obsessed and not horny. He's not even into culture or medical stuff like say Dr Drew or Dr Ruth. Grow medical doctors who understand sex I'm sure they don't get all riled up hearing about boobs

Watching tons of porn when not being sexual is just so freaky. Speaking of it we know he's into violence towards women porn. But remember that time he came on here to own us?

That dude spammed gay porn lots of it. As much as Lucas gets uppity about his homosexual antics he's a pedophile first and foremost. He's a violent sexual deviant second. He's definitely got mommy issues so he prefers a fuck mommy to care for him. I'm sure he watches brutal gay porn as well as hetero.

Long story short Lucas is addicted to porn as a way to see his fantasy of violence to women not because he's horny his body gave that up years ago . If you don't think someone watching gang bang to see a woman hurt is sick please rope yourself. This isn't even in a kinky BDSM way. If Lucas could jack it he'd fap to snuff.

The patriarchy is capitalism? Let me ask you one thing Lucas explain Queen Victoria. He likes to claim all evil on capitalism when he can't define the word but how does a woman become the most powerful person possibly ever committed genocides slavery and said women shouldn't vote. It's hard to call her a victim of the system of brain wased when she did so much good (aside the bad) they named an era after her. Its actually quite insulting anyone who would try to claim she's a victim not a stone cold pragmatist and very intelligent if not brutal.

It's not even Halloween and Lucas is already mad he's not going to get "enough" Xmas gifts LMAO. I bet Lucas has begged his family for money and said his trip was his bday gift and he's really mad. A real adult would cherish the gift of your family visiting. I remember oneofbthe happiest weekends of my life when my folks came down to see me when I worked far away.

Lucas is going down the hooker route now. He used to say he's better than that. But also for it. Women are just as lonely as men. Do I think both are different for different reasons yes but it's the verbage that stands out. He words it as all incels do girls don't get lonely etc. Funny enough this is the first two on road to 41%> trannies have this other side has it easy view and porn sick. God Lucas please troon out it'll be hilarious to watch you get fatter and even grosser.

You can do the Chris chan and try a lesbian sleepcocee at your group home.

There's a lot to be said but people like Lucas and Rusty aren't worth debating legals or morals of hookers. Rusty is now homeless and blacklisted Wern can't even afford a 20 dollar crack ho with out saving up lmao.

Same with cops, Lucas has bad intentions. Not worth saying shit like private security could be cheaper and skip soft DAs etc. Lucas doesn't know how many people would kill him just because if no one was here to stop him. Let's also be real welfare cuts for criminals and non complaint patients will happen first and that's same death sentence to Lucas.

You lick the boots Lucas , for that you are not my country man. Bonus points of you know the paraphrasing I'm doing. But it's not like Lucas will ever vote anyway. Very socialist very ACAB supporting!

Awww angry Lucas is single and woke. Sure want a bitter guy. Girls love a man who's hateful. No one wants you Lucas deal with it . The only reason you're alive is to make Mallon s owners money. Your staff hates you your parents hate you you haveno friends every place you go bans you because they hate you.

It's because who you are deep down inside you're bad news you're a danger and a loser . When I mentioned what no cops world would be like I've had to shoot rabid animals before, it's an awful thing to do. I love animals and nature. Every father is Spokane would see yeeting you as same better to keep their kid safe.

I fully welcome other views on why Myrna and Larry went to see the freak. Rough times come from tough choices and Lucas was just working and "quit" perhaps he lured them with that he could have had use. Perhaps Myrna wanted to see her son one last time before she becomes a full wall chewer. I'm sure her other son will still be welcome much like he visited on the Mexico trip where Lucas sat and seethed. I just see the as selfishly and naive enough to fall for Lucas being a slave for them.

Hey it's all fun to theory craft this stuff it's why we're here!

I didn't see beforehand that post Lucas would date a homeless girl first of no he wouldn't lol. Second why would she date him? She can't stay over at his place.ccool we did Yahtzee for fun hour at the retard home now back to the bench you live on live see you tomorrow? LOL.

Lucas needs and wants care his gf needs to serve him as he lazes about. Remember he did nothing for Suzanne aside hit her. A homeless person has bigger worries than dating. It just shows how Lucas thinks... If I get a GF I leave Mallon for a nice paid for apartment! A homeless woman could provide Lucas nothing so he wouldn't date one. Frankly she can't get anything off him either but she's probably focus on you know getting a house not dating.

Dudes lies are comical. He's definitely ramping up as temperature goes down a wonderful combo for his short future.
 
I fully welcome other views on why Myrna and Larry went to see the freak. Rough times come from tough choices and Lucas was just working and "quit" perhaps he lured them with that he could have had use. Perhaps Myrna wanted to see her son one last time before she becomes a full wall chewer. I'm sure her other son will still be welcome much like he visited on the Mexico trip where Lucas sat and seethed. I just see the as selfishly and naive enough to fall for Lucas being a slave for them.

Maybe they visited to give him some sort of inheritance because she's worried her time is short, to avoid him contesting the estate/will. Which if that's the case, she's already beyond gone, because he'll never be able to afford a lawyer and he's far too stupid to understand law.
 
There's no way Lucas got anything like that. Even behind a trust Lucas would be flexing it and asking how to get it NOW NOW NOW!

Remember his three trump bucks sagas. Wasted it all I firmly use the term waste because he rented a hotel with hobos ordered 100s of dollars of delivery and we saw the "stunting" pics he did not get a haircut, he didn't get clothes, he clearly even in a motel wasn't bathing. Now most people blew their trump bucks and ended up deeper in debt so he's far from alone.

But he always says he's so wise and it's not his fault. Over 3k is enough to fix your life if you're homeless sure in some areas it's not enough for an apartment lease but he was also getting full tugboat at time. Easy to lock in a room for a year with that first/last/dep. He's still getting tard bucks so 600 on a room 300 + food stamps per month it ain't glamour but Lucas could have had that and never worked a day in his life.

He didn't even go to the local votech and get a 10 dollar buzz of that gross rats nest hair nope that was not important to him.

Any functional person those checks could get you sorted or help with costs for a while. Or he like me who didn't need it and tripled it on crypto.

Giving Lucas money is giving local restaurants money and making a very sick diabetic worse. I am sure he's not even getting a trust for care. When his family dies will Lucas even know?

I focus on and mentioned the covid checks because lucas has never at his near 50 years of life had that kinda money and he spent it worse than teenagers. It's why he's in a group home that knows he can't leave, he will never get better. This isn't transitional care housing. Lucas Werner who says he's ready to be a dad doesn't own a chair. Nor does he have a place for one. Let alone ability to get a free one off craigslist.

Lucas would flex any trust to lure zoomies baes. Remember this is how the elk kingdom meme started and his noble background. He tried suckering women into I'm homeless now but soon .. it didn't work them but that doesn't mean Lucas wouldn't try again.

He's too stupid to keep quiet. Hypothetically if they have a care trust tucked away who manages it? I don't know laws for SSDI but if you came into a trust i can't see you getting to stay on retard bucks when you're dolled out of a sum. Even if it's 50 grand say not going to last long for care like Lucas needs. With his treatments of dialysis if he lost his retard healthcare because of income he'd burn it in a few months at best paying for that alone.

Lucas hates millionaires. He's stolen over a million by now from us tax payers being a freak and self destructive pedophile all the time in rubber hotel's, all these care homes, now getting his kidney's washed, court cases etc. Lucas is a millionaire but it's a net negative.

The espresso might be mellowing off I appreciate my fellow posters enduring me.

Lastly if you do need someone out of your will a small gift like 7 dollars gives much better legal protection. I had to deal with it wills at a job and this was something mentioned when some shit heel contests.
 
As for Lucas possibly coming into a trust; he could have a "Able Account" which is sort of a trust fund for people on SSI. With an Able Account you do not lose your tugboat. Able accounts can only be used for very specific purposes. It can be used for housing, medical care, and education and training, and that is about it. It can't be used to by 18 year old girls $120 steak dinners.

I don't think Lucas's parents are gonna leave him anything. They don't like him. He is a cow of a man and an embarrassment to the family. Lucas is too dumb to figure out how to contest a will. He would want one of his retard wranglers to do it for him. They won't start an Able account for him. They probably would not even by him a new coat or shoes. Let charity do that. Myrna needs to have her boomer friends visit the condo.

Lucas's parents know not to give him money, it absolutely will just go to the local restaurants and will fatten the cow even more. Lucas having money would for sure shorten his life.
 
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