Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

WonderWino said:
Oh he's big mad today. and he sure does seem to like calling 'magas' barbarians now. Thats a weird thing to do even for lucas

He also seems to think trump lost the popular vote for some reason. The fuck is he talking about? The dems freaked out because trump won the EC and the popular vote, rather largely at that

Also that camera shaking holy shit
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Lucas needs to chill out, that anger and rage cannot be good for that barely-existent hairline
 
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mothman96 said:
Hey Mallon Creep --when it comes to dating you women do use their brains. You are not boyfriend material and never will be.

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God damn women and their desire for masculine men.

He's been all over the place today. One minute, women are dumb whores because Trump is going to install tarrifs, which will increase gas prices (very relevant topic for Lucas obv). Next is a DYK Eva Braun was Hitler's girlfriend and you're also a Nazi ,as ye olden German saying goes. Now it's a cruel joke that women seek all of these reasonable characteristics that Lucas is clearly not, which isn't fair.
 
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Stafford Beer Bong said:
So “maga’s” are the new flat bills in Wern’s lexicon.

He is seriously off the deep end with his obsession with this girl. And with his poor health I could see him pulling something he was afraid to do before just because he feels he has nothing left to lose at this point.
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Not to mention unlike most of the other situations he's been in, everybody involved is stuck in close proximity together because they all live at mallon place, so lucas is going to seethe at seeing either of them, let alone together and its going to build his resentment which will increasingly turn to anger until he spazzes out in a way that gets him into enough trouble that he gets the boot. This situation isn't good for anyone involved and it'll keep getting worse so long as lucas and these other two people are there together. Lucas is incapable of not obsessing over this shit which means a chimpout is inevitable at this point. Its only a question of how long it'll take

Krathnami said:
This is what women get when they treat him with anything other than malicious contempt
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Exactly. Lucas is one of those creepy incel types who takes any positive interaction woman, if not any neutral interaction that isn't explicitly work related like a cashier, as being an invitation to pursue her. Hell even negative interactions that any normal person would recognize as such like nervous laughing and blushing when he acts creepy he takes as positive signs she wants to fuck him. Any woman that gives him the benefit of the doubt, tries to be civil or who is even a nice person and tries to be kind toward him is asking for trouble and will quickly regret it. Telling him 'fuck off creep' about the smartest thing any woman can do when encountering him regardless of how he is acting at the time
 
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He is such a fucking sped. He keeps harping on the girl telling him she didn't want a boyfriend, and then getting with a fellow resident while he was hospitalized. It doesn't compute to him that her saying she didn't want a boyfriend meant that she did want him specifically as a boyfriend, but was trying to protect herself from a nuclear chimpout.

My Christmas wish is that he gets his ass beat and/or gets booted from the home. He deserves nothing less.
 
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It’s a shame her love interest isn’t a Fat Albert looking dude with a baseball bat. But I’ll settle for the dentally challenged MAGA chad driving Lucas up the walls.
Also willing to bet this guy doesn’t care about politics anyway, maybe just mentioned offhand once that Kamala sucks. Of course we know Lucas would obsess over a passing comment like that and make it this dudes entire personality
 
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37yearolddickrightnow said:
He is such a fucking sped. He keeps harping on the girl telling him she didn't want a boyfriend, and then getting with a fellow resident while he was hospitalized. It doesn't compute to him that her saying she didn't want a boyfriend meant that she did want him specifically as a boyfriend, but was trying to protect herself from a nuclear chimpout.

My Christmas wish is that he gets his ass beat and/or gets booted from the home. He deserves nothing less.
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What's really weird is he let it slip that he was trying to get physical with her and she told him to stop because she wasn't looking for a boyfriend. The poor broad made a huge mistake in not telling Lucas to GTFO immediately. Obv, most people would have the situational awareness to know she wanted nothing to with him. Unfortunately, Lucas isn't a people.

Currently, he's in a copeloop that a gigachad MEGA swooped in and stole the girl of his dreams right in front of him, OR she was a Nazi the entire time. Either way, this is going to end poorly for everyone involved.
 
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He's going full incel on TikTok too lol
 

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WonderWino said:
Not to mention unlike most of the other situations he's been in, everybody involved is stuck in close proximity together because they all live at mallon place, so lucas is going to seethe at seeing either of them, let alone together and its going to build his resentment which will increasingly turn to anger until he spazzes out in a way that gets him into enough trouble that he gets the boot. This situation isn't good for anyone involved and it'll keep getting worse so long as lucas and these other two people are there together. Lucas is incapable of not obsessing over this shit which means a chimpout is inevitable at this point. Its only a question of how long it'll take


Exactly. Lucas is one of those creepy incel types who takes any positive interaction woman, if not any neutral interaction that isn't explicitly work related like a cashier, as being an invitation to pursue her. Hell even negative interactions that any normal person would recognize as such like nervous laughing and blushing when he acts creepy he takes as positive signs she wants to fuck him. Any woman that gives him the benefit of the doubt, tries to be civil or who is even a nice person and tries to be kind toward him is asking for trouble and will quickly regret it. Telling him 'fuck off creep' about the smartest thing any woman can do when encountering him regardless of how he is acting at the time
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He should move to Las Vegas and room with Russell Greer imagine the content!
 
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Krathnami said:
https://youtube.com/shorts/IeOqV74oOpE?si=JgiOXwb7JB7RkYmU

Hard to tell, but is he outdoors in this video? It was posted 13 hours ago which would be around 7pm his time.
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Sounds like he's in a dark room, can kind of hear an echo of his voice that you get indoors

Iscarabaid said:
He's going full incel on TikTok too lol
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Oh yeah, this will totally end well for everyone involved. He's losing his shit full on old style wern, with the predictable, inevitable end result. He'd better be careful what he does. Nursing homes aren't like the shelters, they're legally obligated to call the cops under alot of different situations, especially where a resident being threatened or perceived to be threatened is involved. Thats lawsuit territory if they fail to act. With the way he's acting he's just asking to get kicked out. There is no way mallon place knows he's been doing this the last couple days or he'd already have had a serious talking to and been told to stfu or else
 
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