Perhaps when his health takes a major nosedive cause of his kidneys he'll get catfished to mexico for a kidney transplant. Or maybe china. Lucas waddling his fat ass around the streets of beijing while the locals stop and open mouth stare at this morbidly obese, gourd-headed sasquatch looking american, dragging his fucked up foot and swinging his arms like a sasquatch, like he's some kind of escaped freakshow attraction would be quite the sight. They'd openly point and laugh at him and he'd probably get hit by some taxi driver while trying to cross the street in the middle of traffic. No doubt after stuffing his face with some horrifying chinese street food cooked in gutter oil he bought from a sketchy woman on the sidewalk, while raving about how its the best chinese food he's ever had and drools over all the chinese teen girls in schoolgirl uninforms. No doubt reeeing about how chinese are socialists in name only bigots when he can't find a homeless shelter and free food, until he's arrested for insulting the CCP and gets tossed in a chinese jail while they check him out to see if they can harvest any of his organs
WHAT. No, he's perfectly healthy! See. New video and everything.
I doubt Lucas would fall for anything like that again, he's paranoid dealing with anyone now. As usual, too many trolls tried fucking with him and went too far.
He'd absolutely fall for it again. Lucas is an idiot. All the catfish would have to do is not be over the top retarded about it, present a somewhat realistic scenario and tell him what he wants to hear. Lets not forget he was stupid enough to immediately fall for another catfishing attempt literally the moment he set foot back in spokane, leading to the hilarious literal catfish delivery showing up at his motel room door. He never learns and deliberately ignores even the biggest red flags if he thinks he is going to get something out of it. He's too greedy and too stupid not to. He's always been paranoid, but that paranoia has always gone by the wayside the moment he's told what he wants to hear and offered something he wants. Particularly when food or a zoomer bae are involved. Hell look at the fool he made of himself with his latest adventure at the bar, or how he thought he was worming his way in with the bowling shit and with that victoria woman from the nursing home. Hell he even rationalizes getting catfished when he gets something out of it by playing it off as 'so what? I got free food/etc.. out of it and they didn't cause they're not dating me! so there!' like a second grader
Eh, maybe. I think it'd just have to involve the catfish dedication the time and effort to see it through . He's insitent on a video call of sorts from potential zoomer baes to prove they are true n' honest, but that's not exactly an insurmountable obstacle for someone who wants to fuck with him beyond YouTube comments. I'm not even sure how mandatory a video call is if a catfish catches him during a manic episode. All they really need to do is convince Lucas just enough that zoomer puss puss is within his grasp and provide the means, then his telomeric fixation runs it's natural course. However, that's less and less likely to happen since his libido is dead.
Wait, so the scheme was she wasn't any of the things Lucas moos about, outside of Gen Z and female, and he either ignored it or lied about it? LOL. Maybe he was thinking he could change her? That's the Art of the Wern. There's logic and there's Lucas logic, and his gullibility becomes Play-doh if you can navigate around the latter. It's why I think a tranny arc is plausible if a catfish (of bonafide crazy tranny) expended enough effort working through the Lucas logic.
Precisely, my understanding was “offer him all the spoils of the rich and he’ll abandon all political beliefs”
I wonder what the dividing line is on monetary value for Lucas to go from "zoom call to prove you're not a catfish" to "omw to start a new life". The established market rate is apparently a few hundred dollars for one-way trip and an Uber ride.
The liberals virtual signal about how good a people they are says the creep who does this exact thing constantly, without the slightest hint of irony or self awareness
Exactly. He fixates on the zoomer bae he wants to knock up and ignores his own contribution cause he's a low IQ narcissist who claims he's plenty good. Even if she were the healthiest ubermensch type woman who ever lived with perfect genetics and telomeres so long they could wrap around spokane 6 times, the other half of the DNA from this hypothetical baby would be coming from lucas - someone who has terrible health, multiple mental illnesses, exceptionally low intelligence, beetus since he was in his late 20s or early 30s and failing kidneys. The kid would be a genetic trainwreck. If anything she'd produce a genetic horror show just like lucas who turned into one of those lolcows who just doesn't die no matter what happens to him and would follow lucas in creating a new family tradition as the next generation of lolcowsHackerX said:
The best part is he did that because he has absolutely no idea what to say after hello. He's responding the exact same way he admitted to doing in conversations as a child back in his 2010 reflections. Though at least this days he doesn't pull out a pen and look at it like its the most interesting thing in the world and then wander off trying to look busy like he used to. Even for the women he imagines using his 'hi my name is lucas' line on he still hasn't figured out what to say beyond that and desperately hopes they'll give him some kind of in and direct the conversation so he doesn't make a total fool of himself
She already said his name, so that short circuits the rest of his debonaire routine.
Come on now, he much prefers to eat using sticks, either scavenged from the ground or using colored pencils to eat his food, per the famous intro in wernology videos. Perhaps this is why suzanne put him in charge of picking up bundles of sticks for her - because lucas used them instead of normal cutlery
He wouldn't be happy about the trip at all I suspect. Aside from the fact he admitted he has been there once and clearly wanted to go back to some degree, hence the vacation talk, if nothing else he'd be angry that they're spending so much of what he views as his money on the trip. On the other hand, you just know that even while doing this he'd point to it as an example of how rich his parents are and how he's totally got millions in inheritance comingnot in the cards said:
