Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[HackerX]

Today is a good day.

 

[WonderWino]

He's getting trolled again and is too stupid to notice it

and holy shit, now not dating him is maintaining an empire of evil

He's so utterly narccistic, greedy and entitled its unreal

He's praising stalin again to nobodies surprise and thinks stalin gave people more money than capitalism. and of course he's big mad at having it pointed out that trying to sell services is literally capitalism. Unsurprisingly he's reeing because hes's fat, lazy and has no job and somehow thinks this means everybody else is privileged because they work for what they want and put effort into it. Lucas's picture should be in the dictionary next to entitled, greedy and narcissistic

 

[WonderWino]

I see he nuked one of yesterdays videos. I wonder what got him to do that. Hopefully wernology grabbed it before that happened

EDIT:

Uh oh. Lucas won't be happy. Bernie sanders is shitting on lucas's claims of AI being the solution to bringing in world socialism and his claimed hobo paradise

He also spent 230k alone on private jets to 'fight the oligarchy.' So much for being a poor socialist huh lucas. Scammy grifter gonna grift. Lucas must take after his hero

I wonder what lucas would do if somehow bernie started some campaign to shut down sketchy government supported nursing homes and mallon place got caught up in that. Getting kicked out of his last chance fartbox by bernie sanders would be the cherry on the wernology sundae. Lucas would go fucking ballistic at that one. Being betrayed by bernie would make him blow a gasket

 

[HackerX]

I see he nuked one of yesterdays videos. I wonder what got him to do that. Hopefully wernology grabbed it before that happened

It's still there. Lucas likes to play with the setting that allows embedded videos to play outside of YouTube, but he's kind of retarded and his brain doesn't work right. So he does it randomly.

 

[WonderWino]

Lucas is bragging about blocking people again and trying to sound tough. If he talked like that irl he'd get his ass beaten into the ground and he knows it

 

[Stinkyboy]

lol, that's not even how to block someone. That's just hiding a comment, which he still has to read.

 

[WonderWino]

lol, that's not even how to block someone. That's just hiding a comment, which he still has to read.

Indeed, which makes it that much more obvious that lucas is an idiot who doesn't even know how to actually block somebody correctly, which he admits here in no uncertain terms as he explicitly explains what he does to 'block' somebody

 

[HackerX]

Gen Z between the ages of 28-25, why are you bigots? He doesn't ask this question to anyone else because no one else fits the bill, which begs the question...Does that mean everyone that isn't an 18-25 year old zoomer not a bigot? Note: the answer is yes! Towards the end it's because all the other generations have outgrown it. Wait a sec...So he wants Gen Z to mature so they'll be like millennials and Gen X? Lucas is getting real close to an "ah ha" moment that his Gen Z obsession has nothing to do with anything other than wanting a nubile fisting toy, but alas, we know he'll never reach that conclusion.

It's mostly him rattling off all these things that Gen Z is supposed to be even though it's all in his head.

 

[Da Dude123]

Gen Z between the ages of 28-25, why are you bigots? He doesn't ask this question to anyone else because no one else fits the bill, which begs the question...Does that mean everyone that isn't an 18-25 year old zoomer not a bigot? Note: the answer is yes! Towards the end it's because all the other generations have outgrown it. Wait a sec...So he wants Gen Z to mature so they'll be like millennials and Gen X? Lucas is getting real close to an "ah ha" moment that his Gen Z obsession has nothing to do with anything other than wanting a nubile fisting toy, but alas, we know he'll never reach that conclusion.

It's mostly him rattling off all these things that Gen Z is supposed to be even though it's all in his head.

He is acting like all women of other generations would be open to dating a fat, broke, autistic, ragman who lives in a nursing home at age 45 and makes an ass of himself all day. Right, Lucas. And all these Gen Z women are all claiming to be socialist and communists. They aren't. Even if they were, they still wouldn't be open to dating a shitty, fat-ass, hobo like this lolcow is.

 

[HackerX]

He is acting like all women of other generations would be open to dating a fat, broke, autistic, ragman who lives in a nursing home at age 45 and makes an ass of himself all day. Right, Lucas. And all these Gen Z women are all claiming to be socialist and communists. They aren't. Even if they were, they still wouldn't be open to dating a shitty, fat-ass, hobo like this lolcow is.

I legitimately think his brain processes things linerally. Whenever he has a thought, no other thought (or even the concept that would comprise that thought) can exist at the same time. For example, when he's thinking of quantum warp telomeres, things like politics and economics don't exist to him at all. It'd explain alot, but also beg to question how he got some of those concepts to mesh and interweave inside his sped brain in the first place.

Some screenshots:

LOL. Just lol.


I can't even

 

[Bassomatic]

I hope we get Lucas Double down anti sematic behavior. Nowthe whole ordeal is very complex, but I look forward to Lucas over extending and messing up.

He's going to scream soon "gas the kikes" and "everyone is equal". He's just trying to fit in.

I won't get into the whole ordeal it's wild and regardless where you stand even if uneducated, it's sad.

It's nothing new he has this insane socialism idea, that means he gets everything. Regardless, of your poltical standing he thinks he'll get all the things and for some reason gen Z A girls will go hungry and need him.

Sorry Lucas, women have careers. For a "feminist" he hates women work. He's gay, he just hates women. Because he's GAY.

Lucas has sucked a dick and talked about man butt stuff to trolls. He's never proven he's had vag sex and his ex wouldn't even let him go down. Now for ladies here, how fucked up is your man if you'd not let him go down?

Lucas is a cock hungry hobo faggot. Myrna made a pedo gay.

 

[Club Sandwich]

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Detroit gets between $150M and $750M every year in developmental aid, financial and disaster relief funding, and funding for local programs that cooperate with federal agencies. that also doesn't touch the money given from Michigan or even Chicago specifically to Detroit. local revenue as per their 2026 budget is a little under $3B.

Detroit tends to spend the funds in various local programs, HUD, education, law enforcement, shelters, grants for education and industrial pollution cleanup, poverty alleviation, and other things. the budget is available for examination by the public. it was $800+ million in 2023, and even under Trump's cuts it's some $300+ million, and that's not even counting the ongoing aid from Michigan itself.

 

[HackerX]

Tl;Dr, Jesus is Palestinian so the Jews are angering God.

I'm curious as to the process that drives him to make these types of clips? Obviously, we know the ultimate motivation is to claim a zoomer bae, but this is the type of stuff where I'm 99% sure it's Lucas wanting to come off as an intellectual. I just wonder how he rationalizes videos like these make him seem intellectual.

 

[WonderWino]

Holy fuck lucas is stupid. Not only is he doubling down on the whole 'jesus never actually existed' horseshit - which is looney as fuck, you won't find any archeologist anywhere who claims he never existed, he's literally claiming the church made him up..... in 325AD?! That doesn't make the slightest bit of sense. What exactly does this retard think the church was doing before that time then? Because if it made him up then that means they had to have made the whole being crucified thing up then as well. You know, the foundational event of the entire religion, that even the romans themselves referenced, in their own writings at the time it happened when talking about the early christians. So what the fuck does lucas think christians were teaching for 300 years before the council of nicaea? He clearly thinks he has some kind of gotcha with the whole 'we have no fossil remains of jesus so he never existed' lunacy, while being too stupid to realize that bodies rarely last more than a decade or two unless deliberately preserved and that we don't have the bodies of most people that ever lived. He clearly read this did not understand anything that he was reading (which he clearly does rather frequently, which explains why he failed his very easy biology courses several times) and proceeded to twist around what is in there in his head until he convinced himself they 'invented jesus' at this time

Its shit like this that outs lucas as being truly low functioning and stupider than a rock. It also shows why he can't do basic shit and how he twists around things he reads in his head into nonsensical ways cause he doesn't understand what he is reading - guaranteed this is exactly what he did with all the telomere 'research' he brags about and gets everything wrong about

He clearly has less functional understanding of what he is reading than an actual child. He must have driven his teachers absolutely nuts in elementary school if he's like this as an adult. I bet he was prone to taking complete nonsense while attempting to impress the other kids in his class back then as well, which would explain alot about why he got so universally shunned. You can bet his teachers pointed this out to myrna as well and she went full narc and defended him, enabling his idiocy and helping to turn him into the low IQ twit he is today

Also he was born in fucking judea not palestine. There was no palestine in roman times, the area was a jewish state called judea. Everybody knows this, except apparently lucas. He's attempting to force modern states onto historical ones in a really bizarre way

 

[HackerX]

It's the damnedest thing. Christian girls go to church with guys that aren't Lucas. When Jesus, if he existed, and before there was a term, was a communist. Explain that shit to him. Can you???

My favorite bit was "I've been to a church in my 40s when I was homeless". Same dude rants about God and theism non-stop, but will absolutely wield religion as a cudgel if he thinks it'll shame a Gen Z bae into fucking him. Also, Lucas is still homeless. He's got shelter, but that's not a home.


Oh Lord. Hopefully this episode turns out better than the zoloftsucks catfish. That one obviously got found out at some point since all their old comments are now hidden, but he didn't really broadcast how that one concluded. The new one is obviously putting in slightly more effort, being they have a female profile picture, using old Lucas talking points, and their channel not being videos of another lolcow. I'm just not sure how much juice Lucas as left in the tank as far as interacting with hopeful fisting candidates anymore.

Edit: Upon further review, I'm not sure how to gauge amberdorko. They have a bunch of older YouTube videos that I can't imagine were clipped from elsewhere. Kinda like home movie vibes except lots of brown kids. The interesting part is their most recent video that starts off with a book chapter titled 'Marinated Vulva' and also has been talking about her dad having autism and dementia or something.

I'm still 99% it's a catfish but it's be wild if it's just some lady with dementia.

 

[WonderWino]

Twist ending: its actually myrna, with her dementia taking over

Marinated vulva sounds like something lucas would cook. Probably involving obscene amounts of cheese and ranch dressing marinades. If you thought cheesy cukes were horrifying wait until he unveils cheesy vulvas in bbq sauce and ranch dressing with shredded cheese and 3 kinds of salt, baked until practically black in a homeless shelter toaster oven

Its the only vulva lucas is ever going to get his mouth near again

EDIT:

Lucas refuses to get a tattoo because he uses shirts to express himself. Considering he only ever wears like 3 different shirts until they make him get rid of them and give him some new one from the salvation army donation bin thats a really obvious lie

and holy shit at having his shirt open and actually flashing his chest. You're not a woman lucas, its not sexy when you do it its creepy

and naturally the ebegging hasn't worked the last two times he tried it for shout outs so he uses his limited intelligence to come up with another claim - that he'll use the money to buy more shirts to 'express himself' which everybody knows instantly is a blatant lie, unless stuffing your face with food like a starving fucking street dog is considered expressing yourself these days

If anything he is getting worse and more transparent about his attempts at manipulating people. Its embarrassingly obvious to even the stupidest and least familiar with lucas person that he's lying

 

[twodogsinacoat]

Is he gonna end up with a WANT WOMAN shirt?

 

[HackerX]

Is he gonna end up with a WANT WOMAN shirt?

Speak of the devil

His position on tattoos. He doesn't mind them but he'd never get one because his body is a house and he doesn't want to paint his house. I guess he didn't want to use the word temple? Just plain ridiculous considering his house is afflicted with MRSA, renal failure, diabetes, general obesity, male pattern baldness, and God knows what else. There's no amount of paint that'll spruce up that crack shack. At least he gives us a nice chest reveal. Real bum vibes.

Doesn't matter anyways, he's too poor for anything beyond stick and poke tattoos and he couldn't handle the pain. Hell, he's probably got hepatitis so his blood should be avoided at all cost.

Somehow this video is intended to entice people to send him money for videos so he can buy more shirts. So if you ask him if it's fine to just send him a "WANT WOMAN" shirt, now's your chance. Though I imagine he'll get mad and make a comment about blocking you.


Lol

 

[WonderWino]

Speak of the devil

His position on tattoos. He doesn't mind them but he'd never get one because his body is a house and he doesn't want to paint his house. I guess he didn't want to use the word temple? Just plain ridiculous considering his house is afflicted with MRSA, renal failure, diabetes, general obesity, male pattern baldness, and God knows what else. There's no amount of paint that'll spruce up that crack shack. At least he gives us a nice chest reveal. Real bum vibes.

Doesn't matter anyways, he's too poor for anything beyond stick and poke tattoos and he couldn't handle the pain. Hell, he's probably got hepatitis so his blood should be avoided at all cost.

Somehow this video is intended to entice people to send him money for videos so he can buy more shirts. So if you ask him if it's fine to just send him a "WANT WOMAN" shirt, now's your chance. Though I imagine he'll get mad and make a comment about blocking you.
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Lol

I see he's still repeating the nonsense about rich people getting into heaven and the eye of the needle. Something that is an acknowledged mistranslation that he never actually said. Lucas has been told this multiple times and unsurprisingly doesn't listen, because he's both an idiot and thinks he can use it to manipulate christian teen girls into doing what he wants, despite the fact he himself wrongly claims jesus never even existed in the first place and therefore didn't say anything to anybody

Shit like this shows how manipulative lucas is

Perhaps lucas is aware that his body is built (and smells like) a brick shit house and didn't want to refer to it as a house. or a temple cause even he knows his religion is teen girls and food and they don't exactly have temples for that one. Plus he's too stupid to think of words like tabernacle. He could have referred to his body as a tabernacle of telomeres

I'm a bit surprised no lacie type troll has deliberately gotten lucas into the idea of a tattoo, then proceeded to get him so drunk he barely knows wtf is going on, then took him to a seedy tattoo parlor and had the word 'pedophile' tattooed on his forehead. or a big F for fornicator like they used to do in colonial days. or maybe NAMBLA across his chest. He'd have gone ballistic when he woke up and realized what had happened. Its not like he could do anything about it. Its not like he'd want to drag her into some cop interrogation and have her say 'I did it because he has a history of trying to fuck underage girls, offer them drugs and flew to california to meet a 16 year old, after soliciting CP from a 17 year old in VA' he'd have alot more explaining to do than she would after that chat with the cops

More of his narcissistic date me or fade away lunacy. and that choice of music just screams creepy. Nothing creeps out teen girls like a 45 year old with psycho eyes calling them honey and writing them creepy notes. and why the fuck did he bite the note?? he's also shaking like a jem'hadar going through white withdrawal. Clearly the psych meds aren't helping much

 

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