Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[not in the cards]

I sort of am missing Lucas being on Facebook. He has a history of cycling in and out of various social media. He hasn't put anything on Facebook since December of last year. Facebook is a way more condensed version of his autism and of the Islamic content he puts out. At one time Lucas had various FB pages, including a sock puppet account. Multiple Facebook pages are a sure sign of a stable person. He still has an Instagram page, but one of his IG pages, he lost access to when he went to the crazy house.

When he had a Twitter page, that was terrific. I wonder if he forgot the password to Facebook? He is probably too dumb to figure out how to fix that.

I think Myrna has left for her big first class trip to Hawaii. I am looking forward to hearing more about that.

She has but apparently it's been a "nightmare". There's meant to be another post coming but promises from dementia patients aren't exactly renowned for coming to fruition.

 

[Da Dude123]

She has but apparently it's been a "nightmare". There's meant to be another post coming but promises from dementia patients aren't exactly renowned for coming to fruition.
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That narcissistic boomer left the tax payers to care for her bovine son that she lets cow around Spokane. And then she has the nerve to fly first class to Hawaii? Who does she think she is? Serves her right that this trip is going bad. Hawaii just had that big tsunami scare, but not sure much came of that. I hope we get part 2 of the nightmare, but we probably should not hold our breath.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Myrna really does suck. I hate that conspicuous consumption thing she always does where she literally has to spell out that she's spending a lot of money on something. The fact that she's flying first class really has no bearing on the story other than to let you know she's spending a lot of money. It's the sort of thing low class people can't help themselves doing.

I also agree that it's bullshit that she's letting the tax payer care for her sped son while she's wasting money like this, but it's also just a shithouse thing for a mother to do to her son. Lucas deserves to be in the fartbox because he's a greedy, lazy sex pest. But you'd imagine Myrna would have better maternal instincts than to ler her son rot away with stage four kidney disease in a government run group home.

 

[37yearolddickrightnow]

Better for her to fritter away her life savings before she kicks it than leave a sizable chunk of money to her bovine son. He would just spend it gorging himself on sushi and clinkerniggers and motel 6 extended stays. Probably get kicked out of his tard house in the process.

 

[HackerX]

I also agree that it's bullshit that she's letting the tax payer care for her sped son while she's wasting money like this, but it's also just a shithouse thing for a mother to do to her son. Lucas deserves to be in the fartbox because he's a greedy, lazy sex pest. But you'd imagine Myrna would have better maternal instincts than to ler her son rot away with stage four kidney disease in a government run group home.

I agree on principle and believe she was a driving force in Lucas being the way he is. Sure, he's a deranged tard, but he wasn't a mentally incapacitated tard that was destined to be like this. I'm not saying Lucas was ever gonna have a "normal" life or anything like that, but he could have easily had a stable career at one of those places that employee people of his variety. He could have probably made enough to live on his own and drive a shitty car while receiving less government subsidies. She simultaneously coddled and ignored him in the worst possible that led Lucas to Malon Place.

However, at this time, WTF could she do for him? Maybe it'd be more feasible now since he's calmed down greatly, but that's likely due in part to being force-fed pills. She'd never do that. She'd let him roam around free-range style, he'd return to his normal zany behaviors, and he'd end up becoming an uncontrollable menace to society once again. Lucas unironically needs the state to provide structure and subsidies for him to have any quality of life. That's the unfortunate and crazy thing about it because he's somehow both:

- The prototypical use case for someone who absolutely should receive government support and autonomy defined by the state. (Now there's an extremely valid argument as to whether he should be institutionalized or not, but he's "thriving" as much as he can thrive right now.)

- Such an ungrateful reprobate that everyone who observes him is keenly aware that all the resources he receives are wasted, so what's the point in even trying.

It sucks that Myrna waived all responsibility of Lucas for the US taxpayer to take care of, but the only way she improve the situation is build a time machine. Whether the solution to improving Lucas via time machine is raising him properly or aborting him is a different question.

 

[WonderWino]

She has but apparently it's been a "nightmare". There's meant to be another post coming but promises from dementia patients aren't exactly renowned for coming to fruition.
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I like to think that section 2 coming up, the nightmare begins refers to getting to their hotel room, unzipping her luggage to take something out and lucas suddenly pokes his head out, having somehow snuck into the luggage to stow away for a vacation with his parents. That would be a nightmare and a half to say the least. But seriously, I suspect most of the 'nightmare' is myrnas own doing. Much like lucas, she's a narcissistic twit who comes off as exactly the kind of person to start shit when things don't go exactly the way she wants them to

That said, the fact she goes out of her way to start with I swear its the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth makes it pretty clear shes about to lie through her teeth. Nobody goes out of their way to tell you how truthful what they're about to say is unless they're intending to lie about something. Its going to be a nightmare story that totally had nothing to do with her actions and totally wasn't her doing that caused it at all

Myrna really does suck. I hate that conspicuous consumption thing she always does where she literally has to spell out that she's spending a lot of money on something. The fact that she's flying first class really has no bearing on the story other than to let you know she's spending a lot of money. It's the sort of thing low class people can't help themselves doing.

Indeed. When she does stuff like this it becomes blatantly obvious that lucas gets that particular trait directly from her, as he does exactly the same thing when he's eating expensive steak dinners and such and trying to show them off to attract a zoomer bae. The apple really didn't fall far from the tree with those two. You really have to wonder what life was like in lucas's family as a kid. It was definitely dysfunctional as fuck, but the specifics would be interesting to know. I also wonder whether lucas deliberately fucked off out of the house when he turned 18 or whether his parents kicked him out, thankful to have him out of the house and not have to deal with his shit every day anymore

 

[not in the cards]

So I don't have an update from Myrna but we do have some posts from Lucas. They're both ust him simping for his Gen Z bae.
C'mon Lucas, your last relationship ended because you were violent (your own words there, not mine) who the fuck do you think you're fooling with this pathetic attempt at moral grandstanding?


Lucas, calling yourself a feminist when you view women as property like you do makes you a hypocrite. It's funny how you are one of the very things that you accuse everyone else of being.

 

[WonderWino]

For someone who claims to hate nazis and love communism lucas sure does take an awful lot of far right and even stormfront tier stances about israel

Lucas, the admitted pedo and known predator is trying to deflect his history and behavior by talking about how bad other predatory pedos are. and trying to paint jews and israel as supporting pedos too. Whats next lucas? Are you going to go the stormfront route and start talking about how such a high percentage of porn is produced by jew owned companies?

Lucas sure does hate jews these days

You sure you want to use that argument there lucas? After all the state you live in was part of british canada until the 1840s and only given up by threat of the US invading. By your own logic you should be eager to give up the advantages of living in the US and citizenship if you want take a 'they were here first' stance. Not to mention, you know, the natives

I wonder why he is suddenly posting those like that instead of reeeing on video. Perhaps he got in trouble from the staff from ranting about jews and how israel should be destroyed. Somehow I suspect that wouldn't go over well at the nursing home

At this rate his current troll on those comments should claim the name werner is a common german-jew name that frequently has tons of ties to israel and banking and see how lucas blows a gasket trying to work that one out in his head

 

[HackerX]

I wonder why he is suddenly posting those like that instead of reeeing on video. Perhaps he got in trouble from the staff from ranting about jews and how israel should be destroyed. Somehow I suspect that wouldn't go over well at the nursing home

My bet is it's tied to that one group he mentioned last week or so. Probably an attempt to impress one of the bigoted Gen Z baes he was ranting about. For whatever reason, he thinks they'll ignore their ageist, weightist, classist, ableist bigotry if he larps as a socialist harder.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

I feel Lucas would be like 15 minutes of deepfake footage of a horny Muslima teen bae away from converting to militant Islam

 

[Iscarabaid]

I guess Lucas is back to posting on Instagram. Just screenshotting and reposting whatever atheism meme slop shows up on timeline.

 

[WonderWino]

I feel Lucas would be like 15 minutes of deepfake footage of a horny Muslima teen bae away from converting to militant Islam

Something tells me the wernhammad al wernadi arc wouldn't last very long. The other jihadis would quickly figure out he's both a major creep who never stops pestering them for their sisters numbers and an idiot who can be manipulated to do just about anything by telling him what he wants to hear, and send him into some gay bar they hate with a couple hundred dollars 'for drinks' wearing a snazzy new vest to show off to the zoomer baes that they tell him will definitely get their attention and they'd detonate the suicide bomber vest the minute he waddled up to the bartender to order a drink

You have to wonder how myrna and king roy would react to that one. Especially with the inevitable media digging. The incels are dangerous terrorists crowd would lose their shit and have an absolute field day over it. Several organizations lucas has been reported to and did nothing about his escalating behavior over the years would certainly have some interesting questions to answer as well. Mallon place would be shitting bricks over having tolerated his incel ranting and note postings for so long before he went boom

Lucas becoming the posterboy for dangerous violent incel terrorism would be a fitting end for him. He likes to claim billions of people all over the world don't hate him and thats a win? Well after an incident like that you can bet everybody would know his name and hate him, except for a few terrorists

I guess Lucas is back to posting on Instagram. Just screenshotting and reposting whatever atheism meme slop shows up on timeline.

Not surprising that lucas would quote people who are clearly as narcissistic and have attitude problems just like he does. They sound just like he does there

Lucas is angry that he's been rightfully called a hypocrite for participating in capitalism while reeeeing about how bad it is and noting how much he loves and is obsessed with money

EDIT:

He's talking nonsense again. Trying to pretend he wants to work, doesn't know what price gouging and inflation are and gets everything entirely backwards. His parents are also, by their own admission, not on the same political side as lucas

This coming from the same retard who got jailed for DV, refers to teenage girls as 'ovulators' with 'juicy wombs' and who ranted for months calling himself 'dr nigger luke' to piss people off while claiming some black friend 'gave him an N word pass' following it up with actual attempts to sell said pass

Lucas couldn't talk more like a walking stereotype of a male feminist predator if he tried. When people talk about predatory male feminists this is exactly the kind of behavior they're referring to

 

[HackerX]

This one seems off. It may be the angle but the dude looks bloated as fuck. Nothing relatively unhinged, but it feels like the energy is ready to burst. Also, what's with him and pronouncing words with "ag"? At this point, it's gotta be some speech impediment or some shit that he never got out of.

 

[WonderWino]

This one seems off. It may be the angle but the dude looks bloated as fuck. Nothing relatively unhinged, but it feels like the energy is ready to burst. Also, what's with him and pronouncing words with "ag"? At this point, it's gotta be some speech impediment or some shit that he never got out of.

Maybe his kidneys are working overtime recently. After all it is august and we know how well lucas handles the heat these days. and its not like he eats properly or keeps himself hydrated the way he should

 

[Da Dude123]

Here is Lucas's mom, Myrna, moooing about her Larry's trip to Hawaii. Serves her right for making us tax payers take care of her bovine son.

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[HackerX]

Here is Lucas's mom, Myrna, moooing about her Larry's trip to Hawaii. Serves her right for making us tax payers take care of her bovine son.View attachment 7742353

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Can't wait to get one of these boomerposts when Lucas is on his deathbed. She better outlive him.

 

[WonderWino]

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Like I said, you can see exactly where lucas gets his entitlement and narcissism from. Myrna is acting exactly like lucas here. Ignorant, entitled and greedy. How dare the airline have delays and a sick pilot! Don't they know who she is?! She's myrna grigsby! Breeder of bovines! Ex of king roy! and she holds a first class ticket! How dare they keep her royal highness waiting! Larry complained my lily white ass, it was absolutely her whining to the managers and acting entitled as fuck. She just doesn't want people to know that

Also what the fuck - I sprinted over there arms waving yelling oh no my prettys you aren't going anywhere until you find our bags!

Oh yeah that would have been a sight to behold. Dementia addled, crazy eyed boomer cunt flailing around yelling at you, calling you my prettys and demanding you find her luggage. Bitch is lucky security didn't get called to tell her to calm the fuck down. The way she tells these stories is exactly like the shit lucas does. Bizarre, nonsensical details that she thinks makes her look good but only make her look looney and entitled. She's also acting like there was some kind of conspiracy among the staff to hide her luggage from her, only to find it when she bitched and complained enough and threatened to call the manager. Has this stupid cunt ever set foot in an airport before? Luggage gets misplaced all the time and delays getting it are common as fuck

Also the taxi guy said if we pay him more he would help us look. I told him I would give him a kidney if he ever needed one

Holy fucking shit that choice of words. I'm sure lucas would be thrilled to hear that you'd give some greedy taxi driver your kidney if he needed one if only he'd help you find your expensive hotel room, but not your own son who literally is in actual need of a new kidney cause he's dying of stage 4 renal failure. She outed herself for what she really thinks of lucas so, so, SO blatantly obviously right there and she's clearly as stupid as a rock and doesn't realize the implications of what she just said. She absolutely deserves to have one of her friends call her out for saying that while leaving her son to die slowly of renal failure in a shitty nursing home. What an absolute cunt. Hell i'd love too see how lucas himself would react to hearing her say that publicly. As much as I hate lucas she's his fucking mother and thats so uncalled for and inappropriate its not even funny

and interesting that she has admitted to having a stroke and two heart surgeries in addition to the dementia

The fact she admits the offered the taxi driver $100 just to come get them and drop them off at a hotel speaks volumes in itself. That he'd turn down an easy hundred just to drop them off shows he wants nothing at all to do with them anymore, and you can bet its because she doesn't want to deal with myna being indignant and cunty because he didn't find her room for her

and who the fuck calls the cops to randomly pick them up and drive them to a random hotel to get a room cause they're too retarded to find the one they booked even with the room number? Has myrna never heard of fucking uber? Calling another taxi? and of course she blamed the owner for having the taxi take them to the wrong building

 

[Bassomatic]

This legitimately had me rolling at my desk.
Myrna is the best lolcow ever. When her fat son dies she can inherit his thread.

I actually pity Lucas as @WonderWino said (but not a lot). Picture dying even in a nice house and your mom is willing to give an organ to a random ass cabbie over her own son. But you're abandoned in a low grade state facility.

She's really a piece of shit. Since we know he reads here. I can't picture the emotional overload Luke is dealing with. Rightfully rage (for once) shame, jealously,glee.

Man, Myrna is the best troll Lucas could ever have.

Lastly she's in a lot worse shape than we knew and apparently Larry the doormat is too.

 

[SteveGoatman]

This legitimately had me rolling at my desk.
Myrna is the best lolcow ever. When her fat son dies she can inherit his thread.

I actually pity Lucas as @WonderWino said (but not a lot). Picture dying even in a nice house and your mom is willing to give an organ to a random ass cabbie over her own son. But you're abandoned in a low grade state facility.

She's really a piece of shit. Since we know he reads here. I can't picture the emotional overload Luke is dealing with. Rightfully rage (for once) shame, jealously,glee.

Man, Myrna is the best troll Lucas could ever have.

Lastly she's in a lot worse shape than we knew and apparently Larry the doormat is too.

Thank you. What a cunty series of FB posts....Look, I get it that everybody vents now and then and it's usually not a big deal but she spent a ton of time before talking up how much they spent to go to Hawaii, and now they're complaining about....going to Hawaii. Don't get me wrong, travel issues suck and yes it's possible it was a series of ridiculous mistakes where the universe seems to be singling you out....but knock it off. Make a joke post about "travel nightmare but we got here and are laughing" and then share a bunch of crappy photos of sunsets on the beach or whatever.

As others pointed out, this is exactly the same "look how much I'm spending" flex that Lucas pulls when talking about food. Ironically though Myrna is gonna spend almost every penny that Lucas pretends will come to him.