Its shit like this that prove how truly incompetent he is with money
In every sense of the word, if not something more severe. He's not like your every day, run-of-the-mill 'oh this guy has no idea what he's doing' incompetent, but a 'holy shit, he's catastrophically inept' when it comes to money. Hell. Not only does he have a hole in his bumly pockets, where money is gone within the day, if not hours, but he's allocating
next months's tardbucks (in his mind, or Facebook posts) for whatever he's got a hankerin' for at that point in time.
Lucas is definitely a different variant of retard for sure. The good Lord pairing his absurdly low IQ, schizofrenia, and his subhuman mindset was such a cruel joke TBH. Then, because God apparently deemed more work must be done, making Lucas delusionally obsess over food and fucking teenagers put a huge, indignant bow on the whole mess that is Lucas Colby Werner. Dr. Nigga is such an awful, sick amalgamation of things to be wrong with that it can only make relative sense in the context of him.
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I've seen people mention it as childlike, but I refuse to refer to him as a child because:
A: That implies he's a human, which I unironically don't believe he's the same species.
B: The pedophile who probably get off on it.
C: His defective brain would try to rationalize it somehow (in a way that only Lucas's warped mind could) and convince him it means he's allowed to fuck kids.
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and how pathologically obsessed with food he is, to the point he is incapable of thinking far enough ahead to not realize he has no way of properly cooking the steak he wants to buy. It really is no wonder he was forced to accept a government handler to keep him from spending his money nonsensically
Kinda following up from my above, but food really means something else to him than it does with normal humans. Pathological obsession is probably the most apt way to describe it, but it's definitely something entirely beyond an obsession. It'd be one thing if it stopped with him being fat or crafting comically grotesque cuisines before devouring it, but it doesn't. Lucas can't help himself but to insert food into whatever topic he's mooing about out of fucking nowhere.
What's truly bizarre is when he'll make a patently retarded point/statement and proceed to somehow make it relative to food, which somehow makes less sense out of everything he's saying that already doesn't make sense. The
only person any of it makes sense to is him, and that problem is amplified by all the things wrong with his brain
PLUS the whole problem around him lacking a 'theory of mind'.
THEN, once you step back from all that for a moment, you can't help but notice two things:
1) Other than schizofrenic board games, food is Lucas's only genuine passion in life. Everything else is much more dictated by his low IQ and schizophrenia. Food is too, but Lucas's mind is a lot less static or rigid when it comes to how he thinks about food. It's still not great, considering the abominations he conjures, him taking food from people who truly need it by sucking it up food from pantries like a vacuum, and his feeble attempts at showing everyone how he's rich or
fancy.
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I really got a kick out of him bragging about maybe/potentially/possibly eating escargot 30-40 years ago because his uber luxurious parents (who were travel agents, LOL) might have eaten it with a client.
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2. Food is seemingly the
only thing Lucas has ever planned around. I don't mean
plan in the conventional sense like normal humans, but Lucas attempts to apply forethought and forward thinking when it comes to food.
What gets me is I'm not sure if Lucas is even aware about fundamental concepts like the future when it comes to anything else other than food. Granted, and like I mentioned above, I believe the concept of
the future means something completely different in the retard's broken brain than it does for everyone else,
but my question is this. How the fuck does his brain just separate and segregate shit like concepts when it comes to different topics?
We see something similar when it comes to Lucas's normal mooing (i.e. His broken logic chain that just pivots, or outright stops, whenever it approaches a gap or an inconvenient conclusion, ala 1984), but I'm pretty sure fundamental human concepts operate in a wholly different capacity and/or level within the human brain.
The fact that the retard's grey matter can somehow understand shared concepts (not understand, but almost approaching human understanding) during one line of thought, but outright neglect the same concept's existence for basically every line of thought, is mind-blowing. Lucas is truly an interesting creature.
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Off topic: The concept of...well... concepts is honestly fascinating. It may seem like a casual word, but there's a lot of research, study, and philosophy that seek to understand the human mind and concepts. Shit like
shapes or
forms go way back and really deep. What's great is that while it's deeply rooted in philosophy, you can see how people take the super deep, analytical, and introspective subject matter and apply it to things like architecture.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Form_follows_function?wprov=sfla1
It's definitely a rabbit hole, but the general idea is that people should be able to look at a building and immediately, intrinsically
know what that building does based on people's shared concepts. (Not great examples, but Jews=Money and Legal, Blacks=crime, fried chicken, and watermelon, Russians=vodka and addidas track shots, etc. So you'd expect a building to somehow represent whichever.) In architecture, the idea is to take things like that and apply it to architecting the building.
To kinda bring it back to Lucas, he doesn't (or more appropriately, can't) pick up on, comprehend, or understand on stuff like concepts that the rest of humanity shares. Doesn't matter if it's a concept that only exists for the residents of Mallon Place, the city of Spokane, or humanity as a whole. All Lucas can really grasp is whatever is going on within his head. That problem is amplified by him being unable to communicate or correlate whatever is going on in there with the reality everyone else sees, interacts, and participates.
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Ten bucks says he cheated and looked up all the answers
So, shall we start taking bets on how long before lucas is told he can't use the stove? If they let him its proof the place is sketchy as fuck and doing illegal shit
Hopefully it'll lead to one of the four funny and extremely likely scenarios immediately popping into mind:
Scenario 1: The "permit" was the initial, polite excuse to prevent him from using the oven or stovetop. Now that that excuse is no longer valid, Lucas will be bluntly told he's still not allowed to touch anything. Resulting in an outcome of heavy mooing.
Scenario 2: Lucas cooks and accidentally burns the house down.
Scenario 3: Lucas cooks and gets food poisoning and/or sick.
Scenario 4: Lucas cooks and gets upset when residents decline him offering food. This one is obviously making the optimistic assumption of Lucas offering any food. Though, he does occasionally do that after he's had his fill about three times over.
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My personal, relatively recent favorites are:
- Him eating something like a dozen chicken wings leftover from someone else's delivery order, and him meekly offering passerbys while he was devouring them like an animal. You could clearly tell he was hoping no one would take him up in the offer by his body language alone.
- Him ordering steak as soon as he got his tardbucks. While eating it hand over fist, literally offering the bone in his hand that he finished gnawing on. (Not figurative whatsoever.) There
might have been some meat left, and IIRC, the tarded resident took him up on his offer.
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Note: Multiple scenarios could easily combine.