Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

"The package I sent my friend at Eastern State Hospital got returned."

Poor Lucas.

I kind of feel bad for him, but then again, it was probably returned because she actually didn't really care for him the way he thinks she does.
 
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Hi Lucas!
 
Oh Lucas, I thought you were super smart, as you certainly like to say that you are. If you're really smart, you should read the thread maybe.

Edit: SOFALAW has gotten wind of our feelings on their activity (since Lucas has now shared this thread) and have become a secret group. They can hide from Lucas, but not necessarily us - there's a few Kiwis (me included) that are members.
 
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Since SOFALAW have now taken to actively monitoring this thread, I'd like to wish them a warm welcome.

Also, I'd like to make it clear that we're not allies of Lucas (read the thread, we know he's a creep), nor do we intend to compete with you. We just don't agree with your weening.
 
Given Lucas' inability to take criticism, how long will it be until he makes an account here?

I'd rather he not make an account here. Like certain cows, Lucas will shit up his own thread. Also, given that he has more free time in one day than most of us do in a week, there will clearly be a lot of shit that would need cleaning. This is a case where not only should we not pozload my neghole, the poo shouldn't touch us either.
 
As @Aristophanes said, the only issue we have with you guys is how you continue to ween & catfish Lucas.

"We" don't.

It's explicitly stated in the rules (and reiterated in a post I made) that catfishing and messing with Lucas is not condoned by the group. We can't do anything to prevent it but we shut down discussions and attempts at coordination. Most of our members are observers, and the few who engage him do so like normal, trying to reason with him .

All the people on his profile who catfish him and egg him on are not acting with our approval.

Is there anything else we can address?
 
"We" don't.

It's explicitly stated in the rules (and reiterated in a post I made) that catfishing and messing with Lucas is not condoned by the group. We can't do anything to prevent it but we shut down discussions and attempts at coordination. Most of our members are observers, and the few who engage him do so like normal, trying to reason with him .

All the people on his profile who catfish him and egg him on are not acting with our approval.

Is there anything else we can address?
I would suggest contacting a mod and getting verified, because otherwise what you say doesn’t particularly matter. It might not even matter if you do get verified, but at least you’ll be taken more seriously.
 
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