Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Guy gets catfished constantly. It’s hard to feel bad for him at this point when it’s happened so many times.
 
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Rumpled Foreskin said:
I wish the weens would cut it the fuck out. Lucas doesn’t need anyone’s help to be Lucas.
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Exactly - it's the same issue with weens that drove John Bulla offline, as he (and Lucas) made enough content without being pestered. I'm sure that a lot of these weens are from SOFALAW, as there's a ton of open discussion about baiting him on that page.
 
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Yeah, I can't really argue with his assertion that weening should be a capital offense.

The Wern should drop the telomere science and get into legal scholarship.
 
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Aristophanes said:
Well, Lucas certainly isn't happy with people talking about him online. It's about time the Farms had a visit from the Wern himself.

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"One step above stalkers and 2 above Murderers"

Alright, sooooo in his eyes places like KF are a hot-bed of Jeffrey Dahmer's, Maximum Federal Prisons and a touch of Ted Bundy's? I can get behind this
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Rumpled Foreskin said:
I wish the weens would cut it the fuck out. Lucas doesn’t need anyone’s help to be Lucas.
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At this point the weens are even sadder than the Wern. Not defending him, but he needs help and clearly won't take it, so he produces way better content when he's left alone.

I really hope they don't scare him off like Bulla was.
 
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XxxwernxxX said:
At this point the weens are even sadder than the Wern. Not defending him, but he needs help and clearly won't take it, so he produces way better content when he's left alone.

I really hope they don't scare him off like Bulla was.
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Keep in mind, while both are delusional, their insanity are very different. John S. Bulla saw what he perceived to be demons everywhere (sexually). So when “princess party pickle” decided to tell him about the farms after feeding into his delusions, I can only assume he thought the demons were now actively trying to get him, moreso then before.
While I don’t think the weens will stop The Wern from using the internet as a medium, I do believe that they’ll inadvertently get him into trouble. The way I see it, they’ll lure Lucas out into a public place, and after enough cat fishing, Lucas will chimp out on a random stranger whom he might believe is his “date”. That will get Lucas locked up again.
 
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Detective_Exceptional said:
Tbh, the faggots who keep trolling him with catfish attempts need to be brought to a firing squad. They do not add to the comedy of Lucas, they just make him look decent in the end.
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He doesn't look decent. He looks like a fucking moron who believes that the Nigerian prince is going to send him $10 milllion because his email address was randomly drawn.

Kiwi Farms has a policy of not interfering with the cows. But society, and social media, hasn't adopted our policy and is correct to be angered by a mentally ill 36 year old fat spastic creeping on hot chicks who are on the border of legality.
 
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KerryDixon9 said:
But society, and social media, hasn't adopted our policy and is correct to be angered by a mentally ill 36 year old fat spastic creeping on hot chicks who are on the border of legality.
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Would you mind elaborating the “be angered” part? Because if words on the internet make you angry, well boy howdy do I have news for you.
 
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Rumpled Foreskin said:
Would you mind elaborating the “be angered” part? Because if words on the internet make you angry, well boy howdy do I have news for you.
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Lucas creeping on young girls doesn't make me angry, it makes me concerned for the welfare of women and who are unfortunate enough to come into contact with him.

Anger is a quick word to cover how Facebook followers, and society, reacts to Lucas the mental creep and his adventures in trying to find a young girl to fuck and get pregnant. They are not fucking wrong to be angry.

Kiwi's complain about catfishes and ween's as though Lucas is our cow and the Facebook randos are interfering with our cow observations. "the faggots who keep trolling him with catfish attempts need to be brought to a firing squad" is a demonstration of Kiwi's ANGER and frustration at random FBers not abiding by the rules of the Farms. But random FBers couldn't give a fuck about our policy and catfish away.

IMO Lucas being continually catfished and taunted might eventually get in his stupid fucking head and make him realise that obsessing over teen pussy and trying to get it on Facebook and YouTube is wrong and stop doing it. I hope he's continually catfished until it frustrates him so much he loses it and gets put back in hospital - where he belongs.

I think that the Kiwi policy of not interfering is laudable and correct. I think it's probably the saving grace on keeping the site from being booted off the net. But in Lucas's case leaving him alone to generate the LOLs for us is something that I think is dangerous. I think the main things stopping Lucas from being a rapist are 1) his ridiculously high standards and 2) his utter stupidity. But I do think the weens and catfishers are providing an extra hurdle in Lucas becoming a rapist and I want as many hurdles placed in his way as possible.

Getting this dangerous mentalist put back in hospital is a million times more important that the comedic value of this thread. Catishers and weens are a good thing where Lucas is concerned.
 
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KerryDixon9 said:
Lucas creeping on young girls doesn't make me angry, it makes me concerned for the welfare of women and who are unfortunate enough to come into contact with him.

Anger is a quick word to cover how Facebook followers, and society, reacts to Lucas the mental creep and his adventures in trying to find a young girl to fuck and get pregnant. They are not fucking wrong to be angry.

Kiwi's complain about catfishes and ween's as though Lucas is our cow and the Facebook randos are interfering with our cow observations. "the faggots who keep trolling him with catfish attempts need to be brought to a firing squad" is a demonstration of Kiwi's ANGER and frustration at random FBers not abiding by the rules of the Farms. But random FBers couldn't give a fuck about our policy and catfish away.

IMO Lucas being continually catfished and taunted might eventually get in his stupid fucking head and make him realise that obsessing over teen pussy and trying to get it on Facebook and YouTube is wrong and stop doing it. I hope he's continually catfished until it frustrates him so much he loses it and gets put back in hospital - where he belongs.

I think that the Kiwi policy of not interfering is laudable and correct. I think it's probably the saving grace on keeping the site from being booted off the net. But in Lucas's case leaving him alone to generate the LOLs for us is something that I think is dangerous. I think the main things stopping Lucas from being a rapist are 1) his ridiculously high standards and 2) his utter stupidity. But I do think the weens and catfishers are providing an extra hurdle in Lucas becoming a rapist and I want as many hurdles placed in his way as possible.

Getting this dangerous mentalist put back in hospital is a million times more important that the comedic value of this thread. Catishers and weens are a good thing where Lucas is concerned.
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Sorry man, but you said people being angry at Lucas, not us being mad at weens. You yourself sound pretty angry at Lucas. You apparently don’t know how timid the guy is in real life either. Here, let me brew you a nice, refreshing cup of lol calm down.
 
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