Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Caracticus]

Are they talking about the actual ToshO segment or the six-part YouTube response? The video Tosh used is tame by Lucas standards, but might be a violation of his release.

 

[Bassomatic]

He's in full manic shitposting mode on Twitter right now. I can't even count all the posts he's made in the last couple of hours.View attachment 432238

Post them sweet tard tweets.

Are they talking about the actual ToshO segment or the six-part YouTube response? The video Tosh used is tame by Lucas standards, but might be a violation of his release.

I think even though those vids were old on tosh Lucas is/was active on social media, something he wasn't allowed to do, Tosh put a light on him even for old videos. Either way, he more than earned his ruler on the knuckles for his antics.

 

[Caracticus]

He wrote an equation, which he'll only explain in person:

-t=d/c(x>1)

Yes, I copied that correctly. I assume Lucas has never taken math. How do you multiply something by "X is greater than 1?" X must be the age of his girlfriend, and she has to be older than 1.

 

[Rogowski]

Post them sweet tard tweets.

https://mobile.twitter.com/LucasWe74456726

I don't have time right now but see for yourself in the meantime and feel free to cap them.

 

[AmpleApricots]

Yep, he's in full manic word salad/mental diarrhea mode. I like how he interjects how mental health specialists say he's totally fine and how he takes his meds. Dude, you scary. Like seriously, his brainbox is scrambled eggs.

 

[TelomereJones]

He thinks he's far too good to date a fat girl, anyway. For a balding, homeless schizophrenic man who's never worked a day in his life, he's incredibly full of himself.

That's the thing about Lucas, if he wasn't crazy, fat, & filthy he'd be an attractive guy. It's a stunning combination.

 

[Puta Bruja]

Here are some from the last two hours.. It's non stop crazy train.

 

[Rogowski]

Someone go and tag Daniel Tosh and Kiwi Farms in every one of his tweet replies. You know, for science.

 

[baberaham lincoln]

Lucas apparently shut down his Facebook because his case workers saw the Tosh.0 episode. This was from the girl in SOFALAW who claims to have an insider.

Edit: screenshot

We don’t know how accurate Evie’s info is. It’s never been confirmed. If it is true, whoever is telling her all this is seriously putting their job at stake.

 

[DeletedSoul]

Here are some from the last two hours.. It's non stop crazy train. View attachment 432284 View attachment 432285 View attachment 432286 View attachment 432287 View attachment 432288 View attachment 432289

Oh hey, I take Omeprazole as well. It's not like it's any big deal. It's available over the counter. Basically Lucas has bad acid reflux. Like me, it's probably because his diet is the absolute worst.

 

[WatchtheWorldWern]

He's currently averaging a tweet about every 2.5 minutes. This is what an hour of his time on Twitter looks like.

It's kind of odd seeing his thoughts stream out in measurable chunks...it reminds me of how deer shit.

*side note* He has over 160 tweets and he's only used the app today and on the 5th. Is the 5th the day he was declared dead on Facebook?

 

[Rogowski]

Lucas is "ignoring" us again, now he's saying we hate Bernie Sanders. News to me since I thought he was a pretty cool guy and a better candidate than anyone else who ran.

EDIT: The Tom cruise comparison is apt when you consider they're both batshit insane and put their faith in pseudo science.

 

[Bassomatic]

Lucas shows his ego off, that he lurks here but only his thread, so he doesn't know the culture, our humor is entropic and dark. When you branch off and go to some sections when we behave there are open LGBT members socialists an caps blacks whites we really are diverse here.

Bernie became a meme here after BLM cucked him, I'm sure just as many people here voted for him as called him names.

Lucas also seems to ignore no one wants to be near him because he has MRSA, or be in public with a pedo. He still takes shots at us when he won't even join and has the nerve to call us cowards. He's for sure on a manic spree. I will say I agree with him Manchego is a wonderful spanish cheese. For someone who throws slop down his gullet, I'm shocked he notices the fine nuances in that cheese.

 

[Caracticus]

Other than the stalking middle-schoolers picture from Olympia I guess I've missed all these pictures people are posting when they see Lucas around town. Admittedly, getting video of him creep-staring people at the bus stop would be more entertaining on-line than it is in person.

 

[Rescuetoast]

Lucas is "ignoring" us again, now he's saying we hate Bernie Sanders. News to me since I thought he was a pretty cool guy and a better candidate than anyone else who ran.View attachment 432328
EDIT: The Tom cruise comparison is apt when you consider they're both batshit insane and put their faith in pseudo science.

Continuing to only care about politics when he thinks it makes him look good, I see.

Also, did he put Bernie Sanders in the search bar here for some reason?

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Wow, he's pulling out all his old memes.

All the old insanity.

Lucas, who only cares about food and tail, is unable to understand why people don't look at their food pairing as a corollary to their romantic relationships.

This is, perhaps, the most distilled essence of his insanity; truly Lucas in a nutshell. Aged food + young food = you're a young hippocrite if you won't date him.

Lucas....NOBODY BUT YOU THINKS LIKE THIS!

If I eat a fresh Apple and a fresh fish.....does that mean I'm less a hippocrite to find you insane?

Food is food. Sex is sex. Love is love.

You've recently shared the quote about the definition of insanity being doing the same over and over and expecting different results....

Don't you see this is truer to you than anyone else?

And all your followers don't matter, because their praise is just grease to your crazy train wheels. So they can watch you embarrassing yourself. Which even pop media has started to get in on.

You're no misunderstood genius.

You're a nutter wasting his early middle age and poisoning his reputation far and wide, guaranteeing you'll remain a internet pariah for the rest of your unhappy life.

But keep it up.

We do so enjoy it.

 

[Say no 2 hugs]

If being out and in his halfway house is conditional on taking his medication properly it’s quite possible he is. The thing is though it’s pretty well known within the mental health community that what may help one symptom can also exacerbate another. The manic posting could be a result of him doing what he’s supposed to be doing.

Granted it’s only a 50/50 chance seeing as how there is an entire thread documenting this very same behavior so who knows. I’m just trying to figure out how the hell he isn’t back in a hospital yet. I want to say this is insane but yea.... duh.

 

[Caracticus]

If the subject hasn't already come up, they might eventually consider chemical castration with Lucas. For two reasons: potential risks to his target demographic, and his sexual obsessions are a brick wall that prevent him from taking any steps toward being consistently functional (if that's even possible). His entire life revolves around food and sex with young women, he seems to have no interests at all that don't revolve around those two things. Chemical castration won't entirely eliminate his sex drive, but it will tremendously reduce it.

 

[Bassomatic]

That's not gonna happen in the US. Even more so in rare cases it's legal it's always a post offense thing.

Lucas health and age will ruin his drive soon enough. ED and other sexual disfunction come from even maintained beetus, lucas is also a fatty fatso that kill's test something older men are short of already as prime mating years are behind. Not to say maybe his micro peen works but it also maybe fires blanks. This is before we get to his meds. Dude has a long list of medical issues that could keep him from having kids. Before we touch on his personality lol. Perhaps to get a bit freudian, the having kids is something wired into him from fear of losing his sexual function early on due to heavy doses of ssri lithium etc. Schizophrenia shows up late teens most often picture being 20ish having a normal life before and your finding out your A: nuts B: never gonna get better C: lost your manhood. Many men older with lucas suffer emotional issues from ED etc. So maybe the kids thing is lucas trying to reclaim and prove manhood. Or he's just a gross pedophile. I lean to the later but I felt like playing arm chair shrink.

Now if someone could mention it to keep his tard bucks it would be just as effective as he'd run like the dickens at the thought of losing his anti eugenics neiztechian super baby. (I can't get over I typed that but that's how his brain ticks)

In regards to lucas and sex/food. He's also a big old dummy dumb dumb. He can't think past basic needs and pleasures. Kind of like those zoo monkeys, they know they are fed and cared for so all they do is jack off and sleep. Least the monkeys are better socially.

 

[TelomereJones]

The thing is, it's normal to for a man to want to slay prime 'tang & have children. Lucas being a professed ephebophile & family man hopefull doesn't make him creepy in an of it's self; it's the stunning lack of self awareness surrounding it. The insistence that he's right about basically every topic he espouses. It's selfdelusion at it's finest.

Though, I do agree that he would diddle a kid if given the chance. He's too hedonistic & can't fathom that anything he would do could be wrong.

He probably didn't get enough beatings as a child.