Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Bassomatic]

Kind of sad, really. Like most humans, he'd probably benefit quite a bit from positive social interactions.

Lucas is an incel, they are wholly repulsive people on their love quest.

I'm shocked he's not bragging about no friends, the incels seem to love to do that. Honestly, as we've seen some people are still trying with him, it's pointless tho. I do agree, it's amazing the power we have to boost each other. Spending time with people who care about you really is great and we should always do more for that.

Lucas has made it so he can't have friends. He hates you if you have a relationship, if you don't he looks at you as a competitor. He's a very spiteful person and hateful. Hates working people, hates the rich, hates right wingers, hates religion hates, people who don't ass pat him the list goes on.

How can you be this dudes friend? He will hate you for some crazy reason. He doesn't have any hobbies to share, he's got no money to do things. Not even being a friend you can't even say sup to him on facebook with out the ban hammer.

The only thing you can do with Lucas is what we do, point and laugh.

 

[lameandgay]

I used to love being friends with the Wern on FB back in my EDFB and shitposting days, but nowadays I'm over that and seeing his constant Wernposting sandwiched between posts from my normal friends, living normal lives is really creeping me out.

 

[spiritofamermaid]

I have my theory on why some people, mostly women try on him. Women are more prone to empathy, as well show a larger caring for their own kind. Lucas if you don't know seems like a deeply messed up and tragic case (in ways he is even if you know him) taking two seconds to talk to someone and give em some life advice and pick up advice isn't much vested. Other thing if they get Lucas is down right scary at times, girls look out for each other more so they kinda are telling him to tone it down both for his own benefit but to keep others safe.

In regards to wasting his tard bux, yes EBT and food stamps are for food. He's eating a shit ton period. Also his bragging we see online of eating out is fancy foods. Not the way people who are saving to get life started should eat. I don't know Spokane's economy but he's eating at places that seem pricy, with out a doubt the steak house he got chucked from was pricy. So middle class upper middle class diners. Lucas is on tard bux guess what, you can't afford that. Lucas is living above his means since he has back pay from when he was in the nut house. Lucas is also soon to be homeless and not at all prepped to live alone. Now if you or I were dropped in his shoes, a few G in the bank tard bux and a ticking timer we would buy a shitty desk, mattress and get ready to live in an apartment. Lucas is almost 40 owns nothing has nothing and about to be on the street because he's eating like a King (Henry the 8th and his bulbous antics).

So it's not really as well researched for fatties as it is sports stuff, but I will attempt some rough math for you let's call Lucas a rough 400 for ease of things. An inactive Male of middle age needs about 13x kcals per pound to hold weight. Lucas is getting fatter, that's not a question. So at bare min to hold his size he's eating 5200. So really we know he's eating more, the base line people use is 2k so Lucas is eating roughly 3 people's food needs of the day.

Lucas is fat enough he could melt weight off. If he ate the avg daily intake, of clean things and walked. 3k cals is a lb. So yes he could shed a pound a day for a while. Factor in water weight etc, he could be losing 10lbs a week if he really was dedicated. As well as help control his beetus, boost his over all health and morale, cut his food bill.

So yea, the fact he's already on the dole, eats at places working class can't afford and eating about 2 times more what he needs is why we call it wasteful. Aside it being wasteful, beetus ain't free he's on meds for that. So he's spending his tard bucks to get sicker and add to our tax paying costs.

I know the term is over used on this site but I wonder if Lucas has the Tism. He's got a lot of other mental illnesses but I don't know what on earth could cause him to be so one track minded. I mean Chris Chan has 10 times the hobbies than him. I get why a 15 year old locks their door and faps all day. Lucas is low T literally, test isn't the only thing that makes males horny but it's a large factor. So I honestly am lost why sex is so important to him. We know he wants support and care, a fuck mommy. But it also always always always ties into doing the dirty. What and how does poon be the only thing running in his pea brain?

I'll admit that it had crossed my mind a few times to talk with him, and I know myself that if I lived nearby I'd be willing to meet with him in a public place. But I can't really tell you why, more than I wanted to talk with him and tell him "hey this is not right what you are doing stop it there are better things out there". Plus with experience with schizos I would be relatively prepared. But yeah, I think it comes down to wanting to try and influence him to stop doing such things, not just for him but for others.
I haven't contacted him on Facebook because of the whole "pozloading my neghole" and all, plus while I want to help him sometimes Lucas just absolutely terrifies me at times on almost a primal level and it's very disconcerting.
Also, question: as teens are dudes really this horny but just don't say anything? And why does this go away as they get older?

Lucas is an incel, they are wholly repulsive people on their love quest.

I'm shocked he's not bragging about no friends, the incels seem to love to do that. Honestly, as we've seen some people are still trying with him, it's pointless tho. I do agree, it's amazing the power we have to boost each other. Spending time with people who care about you really is great and we should always do more for that.

Lucas has made it so he can't have friends. He hates you if you have a relationship, if you don't he looks at you as a competitor. He's a very spiteful person and hateful. Hates working people, hates the rich, hates right wingers, hates religion hates, people who don't ass pat him the list goes on.

How can you be this dudes friend? He will hate you for some crazy reason. He doesn't have any hobbies to share, he's got no money to do things. Not even being a friend you can't even say sup to him on facebook with out the ban hammer.

The only thing you can do with Lucas is what we do, point and laugh.

He seems to have had female friends, at least from their side. Maybe from his side it was just "wait until she sees how awesome I am and have sex with me" kind of way that incels/nice guys have.

 

[Caracticus]

Lucas has made it so he can't have friends. He hates you if you have a relationship, if you don't he looks at you as a competitor. He's a very spiteful person and hateful. Hates working people, hates the rich, hates right wingers, hates religion hates, people who don't ass pat him the list goes on.

How can you be this dudes friend? He will hate you for some crazy reason. He doesn't have any hobbies to share, he's got no money to do things. Not even being a friend you can't even say sup to him on facebook with out the ban hammer.

The only thing you can do with Lucas is what we do, point and laugh.

I was thinking this exact same thing today. Everything about him is hateful toward anyone who doesn't praise him or give him what he wants. I'm guessing when he says his Olympia friends thought he was "funny" it was just people messing with him and then laughing at him.

He conveniently ignores that fact that no 18 to 26-year old has ever wanted to date him, even when he was 18 to 26 himself. It's not something that just started when he turned 30. He had sex for the first time when he was 27, and for the last time when he was 32. Not a bad run for someone like him. I'm surprised he had more than one.

 

[Bassomatic]

Also, question: as teens are dudes really this horny but just don't say anything? And why does this go away as they get older?

Yes, we are. But let me restate this to show how gross Lucas is. At 15 or so you first find wow puberty has ONE upside. That's fapping. I don't want to debate anyone what sex has worse puberty but it sucks. You first learn of sexuality and it's pleasures of the flesh.

So figure when at 15 I was playing basketball, school full time, and working any free second I spent was jerking off. Because it was new and cool. I won't deny it that was most all 15 year olds. Girls same thing. When your body gets ready and desires sex socially we aren't into it mostly so it's a DIY issue. But what I'm trying to express at 15 I can say 3 point shots, math tests and final fantasy 7 while I'm jacking it 4 times a day... that's normal and ahead of Lucas sexually.

Three main reasons it goes away one you get "over it" second you expand your life third test drops*. You just learn sex is part of life, you expand more on life and * test becomes more controllable in many factors.

Lucas is not smart really and a glutton. Now we look how fucking fat he is and how he eats it's a rush for him, and his sex rush. He's nothing more than a glutton. For both men and women orgasms and sex feels good. Lucas just wants to be pleased be it his belly, his bed or his dick. But him being a pedo and his ego really wants teen vag. I feel less and less guilty when I lust over an airplane I am in no way safe to fly. Because I'll just put it into a hill and Lucas wants to cum in a kid.

 

[Tracy Martel]

While I'll take @Trainwreck 's good word it's a quality place just incase anyone wonders : http://wisconsinburger.com/assets/img/menu-lg.pdf
Looks pretty good I don't know Spokane's COL but looks like a cheese burger there is over 10 dollary doos. Welfare well spent to be a sad creepy dirty old man and sit staring at normal people trying to enjoy a friday night out.

I went there for the first time a few months ago and it is fantastic. One of the best burgers in Spokane. They have a weekly "grind" which is a new type of fancy burger that changes every week. I think it's funny as hell that Werner calls it "Generation Z" when really the decor and crowd was very jocky / douche bro. Lots of sports shit all over the walls, chintzy knick knacks and a walk-in fridge that you can just buy beer to take home in.

 

[Caracticus]

Take away the internet and Lucas is just a genetically defective homeless creep who stares at people, mumbles to himself, and belches and farts in restaurants while taking pictures of his food. We would look at him and wonder "what goes on in the head of someone like that?" Lucas gives us that insight. EVERYTHING in his head emerges on Facebook, Twitter, or YouTube. It's a unique insight. Unfortunately for him his unrealistic and socially inappropriate fantasies (that most of us would keep safely tucked away in our heads) are also laid out for the public to attack him over. I think his "fans" might be harming him more than his critics. They help him play the victim and think his "fantasy girl" really exists and could really happen.

Look at what he really wants: an 18-year-old who won't correct him, won't talk back to him, will have sex with him whenever and however he wants, will gush over his food, and conveniently disappear in the background when he's bored with her. Just a human shell with no personality, no interests, and no demands. A perfect mental fantasy that you can turn on and off whenever you feel like it. He thinks a person like that will magically appear online, go to dinner with him, then come home with him.

Look at how he handles "advice" that could actually lead to meeting someone. He rejects all of it. In his world this magic girl will simply appear with no social energy on his part other than REPEATEDLY announcing online that he wants her, telomere etc., and look at all the food we'll eat.

If any of us were to hashtag our interests, hobbies, opinions, experiences, etc., we would have hundreds of hashtags. Lucas can be reduced to four or five and that's all he is and all he will ever be.

 

[TelomereJones]

Take away the internet and Lucas is just a genetically defective homeless creep who stares at people, mumbles to himself, and belches and farts in restaurants while taking pictures of his food. We would look at him and wonder "what goes on in the head of someone like that?" Lucas gives us that insight. EVERYTHING in his head emerges on Facebook, Twitter, or YouTube. It's a unique insight. Unfortunately for him his unrealistic and socially inappropriate fantasies (that most of us would keep safely tucked away in our heads) are also laid out for the public to attack him over. I think his "fans" might be harming him more than his critics. They help him play the victim and think his "fantasy girl" really exists and could really happen.

Look at what he really wants: an 18-year-old who won't correct him, won't talk back to him, will have sex with him whenever and however he wants, will gush over his food, and conveniently disappear in the background when he's bored with her. Just a human shell with no personality, no interests, and no demands. A perfect mental fantasy that you can turn on and off whenever you feel like it. He thinks a person like that will magically appear online, go to dinner with him, then come home with him.

Look at how he handles "advice" that could actually lead to meeting someone. He rejects all of it. In his world this magic girl will simply appear with no social energy on his part other than REPEATEDLY announcing online that he wants her, telomere etc., and look at all the food we'll eat.

If any of us were to hashtag our interests, hobbies, opinions, experiences, etc., we would have hundreds of hashtags. Lucas can be reduced to four or five and that's all he is and all he will ever be.

Of course he wants a shell of a girl, he's a full grown man who's never developed mentally past his teen years. I wish he would get a equally crazy gf for lulz but he thinks he deserves a 10 when he's a -20.

 

[Tracy Martel]

This is a bit powerlevel, but, it's related to Lucas. I think a lot of the reason I'm so interested in Lucas is I see common traits in him that I've noticed in myself, mostly in my youth. Being non-traditional in your looks whether it be fat, deformed, or spergy, it's hard to really attract a suitable partner sometimes. I see all this stuff that Lucas says and there is some of it that almost sounds like shit I thought when I was really young.

Fortunately I grew up and realized with some level of self awareness that maybe I was the problem, and just working and self improving has gotten me to much better relationships / friendships with women. I feel like Lucas just has no ability to self-analyze very similar to Chris-chan. I think he has a really hard time being able to at all introspect that he has any flaws which is just a level of mental illness that I honestly can't really comprehend.

It's definitely hard as a man trying to find a date when you don't go out and do shit all the time. Lacking money, finesse, charisma, and body type makes it even harder and you can get bitter so fast. However, it's not hard to realize that bitterness is only going to hurt you so much more and just do your best to fix that before you really put yourself out there.

I empathize with Lucas sometimes but mostly I just laugh at how fucking exceptional he is. I genuinely wonder if Lucas has some kind of sociopath where he cannot realize other people around him are real, living, functional humans with their own thoughts and emotions.

Lucas: if you're reading this, you'll never get a government-mandated woman. You need to work on yourself and improve your physical, mental, and financial well being before anyone will ever even attempt to engage with you. Just like you wouldn't want a woman who is gross, psychopathic, and broke, they don't want you for the same reasons.

 

[Bassomatic]

Dawg, don't post things like this.

Lucas isn't a sociopath, he's selfish and dumb. There's a difference, Lucas appeals to emotion a lot he tries to use people and he honestly does suffer for his actions. He's lonely as fuck we can see that a sociopath wouldn't be that way. He's also super entitled, selfish, and well dumb. That's why he wants a fuck mommy. He doesn't care about other people, hell he even made a video about it also litterally titled it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DB7tPJ1FJOs

He wants what he wants and the rest of the world be damned to it. Lucas will never improve himself because as you said he has no concept of social status or well anything he's a bat shit creeper. I can't and don't need to list all his issues. He's not the super chad alpha that gets girls. He hates them instead of trying to be one. He's got the gov paying for him and he's managed to make his life worse. If you or I got say, our power bill covered free, we'd have a better life, be it we invest, eat nicer food, see more movies, pay debts down etc.

Lucas will keep getting worse and demanding perfection. So all we can do is point and laugh, not out of cruelty because it's happening to someone who's a fucking pedo. We can enjoy the fact he's too inept to be a danger to the community. He's just a gross social leech and even the most bleeding heart liberals are disgusted by him because he's a walking negative stereotype of welfare people.

He's not posted on YT for a week or so anything pop on his twitter?

 

[Cato]

-Snip-

Congrats on being more self-aware and socially competent than Lucas Werner. You must be very proud.

 

[Frogasm]

How old was lucas when he dated the woman who was much older than him?

Is there much info on what his teen years were like?

 

[Heckler1]

I'm not going to waste my time feeling sorry for someone who is the willful cause of all their problems. Especially when they look around expecting sympathy for their own shitty behavior/choices.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

I've been a bit busy but here is a dump of some recent/funny/prime Lucas examples:

Spoiler: Image dump

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

I've been a bit busy but here is a dump of some recent/funny/prime Lucas examples:

Spoiler: Image dump

At least he tips properly and washes every day lol

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Whelp fuck, he just ruined that song for me.

 

[gobbogobb]

Goddamn it that song is ruined now.

Fuck you Lucas.

Edit: beaten

 

[Bassomatic]

How old was lucas when he dated the woman who was much older than him?

Is there much info on what his teen years were like?

This was 10-12, so late 20s. Not much is known about before that he doesn't talk about it and he's not a reliable narrator anyway.

In response to his tweeting insanity.

He's still so lonely he will pay people just to sit around him, sad but funny.
Still with the Agism, look if you really think a group is bigoted or wrong, why do you want them in your life? A black man doesn't try to join the KKK. So if you are so open and love all Lucas why do you want a bigot in your life?
If you aren't a total pervert, sex jokes are great. When you are a total fucking perv, sex jokes are gross. Also we see a return to le edgy fedora tipping your own god. lol
Soda isn't at fault Lucas your ex got sick of your shit and you got a DV charge because you got mad you can't control her and live off her so you got a bit slap happy. You struck a women you piece of shit.
I don't think being on TOSH is a good thing. Much like having a thread on the farms.
He's about to be homeless, and spends 20 bucks on food before eating. I know I've harped on it before, I had times in my life in college, I ate for a WEEK on that you glutton. Also "I want to make a baby" is not just his poor english skills, it shows how truly deviant and perv Lucas is. Now I don't want to get too deep or long winded (what i'm famous for anyway) some people want kids, I've had a few times in my life I felt that urge and I don't think I'm anything special or off mentally. Sex wasn't at all a factor of wanting the kids, yes we have sex to make a child but there's something so much deeper and not a urge like being horny. It's very hard to put into words but you feel this want. I honestly can pity someone who wants a family and lacks it. But I'll say when I was single even after thinking kids, I never felt that way because raising that child is a key to me and my want. So the mother was a huge part, if I didn't have someone in my life I wanted to also be with the child it couldn't strike me. I don't think this is too uncommon. But Lucas focuses on the sexual aspect of having a kid.

Cream pies feel good I ain't gotta lie to kick it, but Lucas just wants his fuck mommy and a cream pie. The kid thing is baffling aside his ego. I really think the kid is 100% Ego. He wants to have his magic baby and it be healthy so he can run around with his nose up I proved I'm a science expert not a pedo look at my wonder baby! That's an awful reason to bring a child in this world, to boost your ego even if you were able to raise it safely and well. Lucas is not.

It's amazing Lucas doesn't grasp he's poor and spending his savings on casual sit down food. Sure people are poorer but even working busing tables you can afford what Lucas has in spending cash. Also perhaps the kids eat mickyD's because they are saving money? Some people also rather eat out 3 times than once well. We all know he's rapidly closing in on being kicked out of tard house and burning his back pay so even if you go out with Lucas he can't even keep this life style up. It's like a bait and switch, but the hook doesn't have bait just a MRSA covered turd.

@Rumpled Foreskin and @gobbogobb I know them feels bro, I fucking love the talking heads.

 

[Father Dharmendra Rada]